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ekitikan:
hey can some one gimme the link to watch this match online as am in egypt now and cant see it on tv.

You should download sopcast.

Oga Seun, na how much be the pay?

The Old Robbie Keane's celebration, summersault, with is hand indicating a bow and fires!

3 points already in the bag!

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg4522447#msg4522447 date=1252642081]Yeah rite. Aggravated Groin. Will sit it out for 3wks. Its amazing really the susceptibility to injury of arsenal players. A[b] scenario may occur where ALL arsenal players are injured at once. Na wa oh! [/b]
My team is coming out all guns blazing this week. Thank God they didnt come back injured.[/quote]That one na prayer or you they forsee?

Abeg make una free Ben oooooooooooooooo.


Na only him dey Nairaland?

chei! I don laugh scatter!

Fhemmmy:
The security man should sue his a$$, cos he was only doing his job.
The security personnel has the right to ask Yar'Adua for his ID, if he chose to.
Nonsense, typical thugs as a Rep.

Seconded

dayokanu:
Abeg,
Who want Modric?. The guy dey winch my team

Modric?

tkb417:
u get team?

ahahahahahahahahah

mukina2:
try am once more

lol! Okay I no go do am now, maybe next time.

koolchicco:
Which one is white egusi?

Hahahahahahah!

dyabman:
''common sense is not common among common people '' you'll see

You dey quote my signature?

dyabman:
@Mykali

im not going to fix only but twist

lol! No be small thing ooo.

mykali:
Accusations of match fixing. . .?
i knew something was fishy . . . the smell is everywhere
how can i be languishing in the bottom of the league
when some of my debut mates are trying to topple the first 5?

answer = Match Fixing

So wetin you go do now?

mukina2:
am going to pretend like i didnt see that .

try it next time i'll send my boiz to you and your players

I want make you see am, anyway na which boys? Hope say you self no be Agbero tycoon!

RuuDie:
Ajangbadi Fc record-breaking deal

Multi-billionaire owner of Ajangbadi Football Club of Waterside-Igbo Boundary, Rasheed Okorikoko 1 is planning a major transfer coup that will shock the entire football world as he seeks to build the "Ultimate Galactico."
Sources say the agbero-tycoon who owns a number of motor-parks across the country is planning to break the banks to acquire the services of Bebeto, Stoichkov, Letchkov, Roger Milla, Stephen Tataw, Valderama, Higuita, Jorge Campos, Omam-biyik, Kostadinov, Suiter, Chapuisat, Salenko, Platt, Romario, Panucci, Baresi, Zenga, Baggio and Dunga.

lol! Agbero-tycoon

mukina2:
me?? you mean Ibime's head is big right?

No be Ibime, na you Mukina2 or Mukunu

mukina2:
Ibime dey crase


Bandely
i play foottrick

Tubabie
how is the match fixing going?

See your big head!

tubabie:
You really wish . . . . . . . .

lol!

Does anyone here plays Hattrick?

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femzy:
ɥɔʇɐɯ sıɥʇ ʇsol ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ pıɐɹɟɐ ɯɐ ı

Where you get your keyboard from?  

Chei! NLDers, so una dey abusive so abusive  

bawomolo:
who is the coach?

amodu or amokachi?

chamotex:
Manage it.
Just increase the brightness a lil bit. It worked for me.  

ROFLMAO

9ja4eva:
Hmm where is Kaita?What is Mikel doing there?Na Amodu sabi.

tsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! See hater.

PAININASS:
Hope Kenyan win or draw todays match or else we are in serious problem playing kenyan at home because kenya has got 3 point already and they would depend on home game to qualify for the nations cup,

Well Kenya lost

Mozambique defeated them 1-0

chamotex:
How many times will they go for a commercial break.
Programme started at 4.30 and this is the 2nd time they'll advertise Gulder, Peak milk and co.

lol! That is where they get their money from.

chamotex:
AIT UK is showing it.
They've just started the pre-match show with the incompetent analysis as always.

Embro:
Nigeria vs tunisia
what a tough match to watch.this is where the dream ends if nigeria refuse to defeat her opponent well one can say on paper that nigeria with take the day but it is easier said that done as we all know that football is not mathematic that can be calculated wit formulas.it is rather a physical thing with 22-man on the field doing the battle.talking of the match my question is how strong is our nigeria?    

Find out yourself

ikeyman00:
bandley

lol!


A lot of people writes Bandley instead of Bandely. You did the same too.
Donno maybe I should change my nickname to Bandley now

[quote author=na_so link=topic=313003.msg4491298#msg4491298 date=1252249445]Nigeria starting line-up has just been announced  by brila fm

                                   EYEAMA
OLUBAYO              ADELEYE    YOBO           TAIWO
                           
                   MIKEL OLOFIJANA   KALU-UCHE


            OBASI          IK-UCHE      OSAZE[/quote]Should defeat Tunisia!

ikeyman00:
jesus^^^^^

all this amala brain

u no get eyes

lol! I wanted to post the same thing.

I wonder our Naija pple dey behave self.

But why Amala brain?  

soccert:
PRESS RELEASE:

MADE IN NIGERIA FOR NIGERIANS IN DIASPORA – www.supereaglestv.com

For the first time ever, Super Eagles and football fans across the globe will be able to view live online the match between Nigeria and Tunisia on 6th of September 2009 in Abuja

Hmmm Naija USD$6.95  

mykali:
Ever since the Nigeria vs Kenya match, i have never trusted AIT
fu.ckin hombres left the Important match they were supposed to be showing and did what . . .?
play a video called RUGGEDY BABA  
who wants to watch Ruggedy BABA when the Super Eagles are deciding their World Cup fate on the pitch?  
AIT is seriously fu.cked up.