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Guy u look like "you know na"....make I no talk am here make dem no barn me.

Idiot.

A looks like a starved goat while B looks like an excited calf with dat ring on her nose.....choose ur favourite meat

A looks like a starved goat while B looks like an excited calf with dat ring on her nose.....choose ur favourite

Sunkyphil:
dats a Ghana ima 9ja

meat.

Teenager my ass wt those scary looking stretch marks like zebra crossing....abeg go cover those irritating skin of urs.....attention seeker...

Theres notin bad in asking ur partner for money..but it shud come wt a very solid reason for something important in ur life or career and also for something profitable...its shudnt be for ur normal daily needs and social upgrading just to feel among wt ur peers....not like the girl am recently seeing asking me for 52k just to buy a weavon.....thats absolute madness for this kind hard times...

No! No!! No!!!...I totally disagree..dnt push it to the man alone, cuz husband and wife becomes one flesh and body once legally married....simply say couples who cant afford the basic amenities togeda shudnt get married or date....i think that wud be more sensible and equally minded.....i rest my case...

Enypie:
Ehn! leave that side o! If God come take say she go spend multiple years for earth nko? your own don gbas be that

even people wey marry miss world still dey carry babes outside....so notin spoil...

Pukes!!!dats way too irritating....

Lol!!! 97% of babes in 9ja comot cloth like this na stretch marks wey be like zebra skin go blind ur eye....

1M$ no be here o.....i go marry am one time and get the box...cuz mere looking at her condition I dont think she can last up to a year b4 she dies of obesity...then I can finally go marry the woman of my dreams...lol

Sempumping:
#faints......I 'll be right back to answer the question waiting to be discharged from the hospital. The kwestion sent me to coma

















Ok





just RUN , keep praying for him and thank God for the information that came early .

lol ur funny..

Mixture of the two is perfect.....

Hi everyone....i just came across dis story line in a movie....how wud you feel when u find out that the only person u've loved,dated all ur life and u've never cheated on the person neither had sex with the person cuz ur in a no sex till marriage relationship is HIV positive some weeks to the wedding day..what will be ur next move?

Rubbish!!!!

My guy pussy no get meter or gauge,so I dont think so...

U must be very crazy and out of your mind to try such rubbish...if u like a ring go buy it urself...fake women everywere...

MadCow1:
T.B Joshua should be in jail after the collapse of his church building.

shut up u fool

Why not...since last september I separated from my gf on a mutual consent till now I havnt had sex sef or tried to date someone else...all I need now is to locate my missing rib....settling down on my mind now than jumping from one skirt to anoda...if I can take such decision on my own and keep to it trust me u can do it.....

As far as money dey flow naija guys have no choice....

OkoAnike:
Op, don't take ladies for their word... Their life is totally different from what they say.
Believe me every thing that is going thru ur mind is doing same in her mind, enjoy ur self wit enough kissing, orange touching & if d opportunity is available send your hand to the right destination... Huummmm.

lwkmd badt guy..

Speechless3:
Just pray she is upto your expectation first...or you might be in for it.

true talk...copy that..

firstking01:
Op, remember first impression has a whole lot to tell about your intentions, so, bkful when you are with her on the first date, this one wey you dan dey fantasize abt touching her in her absence....




Two questions for you??..


1= Would you prefer to kiss and carrase her, and then lose her



2= Or would you like to be a gentleman on the first date to keep her ??

copy that bro...

For me hero beer all the way....O mnpa dey game...

dazzlingIJ:
hand.(palm) hand.(palm)

cotrect grl

I met this lovely girl over the social media couple of years backs....and we've been in close contact since then..we do feel for each other as if we are already dating bit the truth is we havnt met before...she keeps telling me how much her emotion has grown over the years for me same as mine too for her...we've shared so many secrets of ourselves togeda,also advices etc...she will be back in the country in 2weeks time...I told her i cant wait to have her in my arms for the first time...she keeps laffing over it saying I shudnt expect much from her on first date but wont give me boundaries from touching her...so ladies in the house whats ur limit of touch on the first date?....maturef answers plz..

MrCork:
^^^^atitude....an then she complain she can't find man on nairaland..GOAT!! (No ofeense)

ur terribly sick...

MrCork:
..CRACKHEAD like you show be casssstrated...you go around sleepin with under age girls an you tinnnk it's somtin to boast about.....do you no what they do to guys like you in London prison? ....they make you wear woman's cloth & then f***** the hell outtter you...YOU PETERFILE...SHAME ON YOU!! (No ofeense)

. Did u see anything like under aged in the post...ot dnt u understand english language...ur case dey yaba left..

Rubbish!!!!! Thats a fucking waste of time...

I thought u were suffering from malaria didnt know it has graduated to ebola...bros plz change medication...