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FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/tall/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stucked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

Dude relax your mind abeg.

We tend to spiritualize everything in this country.

Read up on penis captivus.

Massage your thighs and exercise well and you will be fine. No let them open office on top your head o.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus

I told my wife to let us sit in this comfortable side (pointing to business class)

It hurts me so much when nigerian youths clamour for the return of president Jonathan. Not taking into consideration the fact that most of them are at the moment unemployed. They seem to have forgotten so fast how many months universities and polytechnic lecturers were on strike. How many months the federal and state hospitals were closed down due to uneccesary strikes.
How quick have they forgotten the immigration recruitment scam that resulted in unecessary loss of lives and yet nobody has been made to account for all these.

People should be held accountable for their actions.

PDP has ruled us for 16years and in all these years we have seen the state of our economy worsen. It is only fair that we give another party the chance rto show us what they can offer.

Buhari might not be the messaih we await but it is a step in the right direction as i believe APC would have no choice but to perform well as the minority. Corruption and insecurity seems to be the greatest issue bothering us at the moment and I feel APC have a better chance at sorting these issues than PDP.
Change they say is constant. I pray we dont end up making a wrong choice cos we will have to live with those choices for the next 4yrs. There has never been a better time to take our destiny into our hands than this.

N/B: These views are solely mine.

Unfortunately we have all failed to lay blames where it is requored. Even if the doctor choses to go on strike for whatever reasons they deem fit, doesnt the government owe its citizens the responsibility to ensure all these dont happen? That is why universities and polytechnics will go on strike for so many months fighting for the same thing for over donkey years. Now doctors dexide to go on strike and people start citing the oath. If the government felt the need to save lives as a result of avoiding the strike, the should have negotiated or found a way around implementing these things as requested.

Next time, when we want to vote people into power we would vote wisely and not on sentiments. Cos i dont see why a president who has peoples daughters in the hands of kidnappers, peoples children sitting at home due to lecturers strike, people dying because they cannot implement their agreement with the doctors will wake up every morning without shedding tears knowing he has failed his entire populace.

This guy is blind now. Ive known him for years now.

In my opinion, She has no reason to waste all that cash running the above investigations cos all she really needs is to see an optician/optometrist which U claim she has done. She was given the right advice which is for her to go through visual acquity check and have glasses recommended. Please do her a favour and convince her to do that instead of asking for prescription for an investigation result that revealed normal parameters.

While U are at it, it will be wise to also tweet same at ike the host as he can get the message across faster. Dunno his twitter handle though. #mytwocents

IMO Boson forget the cash cos U havnt been forceful enough and moderators in this section have been useless. As far as I'm concerned nobody should deal with any nairalander cos its obvious when U r duped, U r on your own. There are no check and balances here. #my2cents.

@chelseabmw
https://www.nairaland.com/943809/beware-kayode-fagbenro-cotonou-clearing/2

This one made me call off the deal i was about embarking on with a reputable nairaland dealer. And it seems to be the same 400k involved.

It's very disheartening and disappoiting that this issue has still not been resolved. Ever since i saw this thread. And that of Kaymed(registered in the list of dealers) i decided never to do any deal with any nairalander and also advice anybody i know against doing same. Its such a shame that nothing has been done about it. Boson i suggest U hand this over to the SFU cos its glaring that the solution isn't here and he doesn't plan to pay U as he hasn't been able to scam any other person since.

@OP, are you a techician or you only sell parts and scan vehicles? i drive a mazda tribute 04. Recently i noticed i have to trottle harder to drive uphill. How much do you scan and can you help out with issues that arrive after τ̅Ħ̀ε̅ scanning. Thanks

Can it function with d DSTV drifta?

Just sent you a mail and will call you 2mrw morning. Pls act on the mail or acknowledge receipt.

Its a cool joke now. U̶̲̥̅̊ guys r pathetic.

How much will it cost me to get a nissan pathfinder 2000 or 2001 full option and with a good carfax history and duty paid from cotonou?

@moderator, now I'm impressed! Kudos to ur response.

Whether the thread is trashed or not its left for everyone to make whatever inference they can from stories rendered by both parties. Personally I'm not satisfied with d way dis issue is being handled esp by d moderator. There's an allegation against a dealer and yet you are talking of putting d post in d thrash? Whatever inference is made from here especially with regards to d dealer rubs on all of of u. Its now left for NL to deal based on reliability, references and records.

This is getting interesting.

I'm really watching to see how events unfold especially how this matter is handled. Cos I'm on d verge of handing over a job to one of d listed dealers here and this would be d determining factor of such a decision. Besides i can see dat d name Kaymed is listed amongst recognised dealers and so he has a lot of answering to do A.S.A.P!

check ur e mail

U got mail.

Thanks Y'all would sure do that.

Done it

made

Please I would like a good advice on the best internet server option i can use for my laptop im concerned about speed and i dont want one with conditions like a maximum size u use per day or month, preferably 3G. i stay in ikorodu.

Guys im so sorry this mistake occurred on the 1st day i joined this site. i wasnt clear then on the protocols. Pls my bad. hope there's a way of closing this thread? Once again my apologies.

it doesnt install to a100% or it says it cant be complete

I have been finding it difficult to download yahoo messenger on my laptop please assistance is needed from anyone with an idea of how to go about it

Pls guys im having problems with installing yahoo messenger on my laptop it doesnt seem to complete installation. can anyone pls offer assistance?

Just go the home page, click on forums and u'l be able to bring up a new topic.

rare seems to make the situaion look so bad i think we a sizeable number of good people its just that they r overshadowed by the bad ones