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mikool007:
dance ballet....?

dafeyankee:
Chai.

Whoever blocked/Censored the pictures of Tonto' s Bweazt, may your Christmas Fowl get lost and never be found.

donstan18:
Ororo syndrome!
Onye oma Ronaldo!
Papa nku!
Nwanne gbawa boolu!


This is definitely the biggest award comeback in football history from 4-1 to 5-5

The only player who single handedly disqualified Bayern Munich, scoring both legs.....Atletico Madrid with a hatrick and demolished the overrated Juventus walls of Jericho by scoring both halves.


Uselessed the likes of Chellini, Bonucci, Barzagli, Sandro, Alves and Buffon, frustrated Barcelona fans and won UCL!

He doesn't give a damn about your dribbles just like Messi, Neymar, Hazard, Zaha, Dembele and mbappe!


He do focus on giving you goals and an awesome scoreline.


Ronaldo has paid most gamblers with his goals, Over2.5, 1.5Ht, Anytime score, score both halves.

Congratulations RONALDO!

It's now balanced between you and Messi!

This very award marks the end of you and Messi!





From next year,

Neymar, Hazard and God knows who.

nelson7777:
i spoke to my gf about u, and she really appreciates d fact dat u take care of me, in her absence, and she wnts us to continue being friends on 1 condition, dat u stop bringing me food...

BunbleBee:
meanwhile

Sholaqe:
Leon balogun is hot.

decatalyst:
What is your own fa?


I beg what number was Khalid Boulahrouz wearing at Chelsea? He wore No 9!

Arouna Kone is a striker and he wore no 2 at a time...

Baros was never a defender at Liverpool but he wore number 5!

Its just a 'lovely' pre-wedding shots, let them be!

MhizzAJ:
Must they display their curves

taylor88:
fvck just dey hungry me this Sunday afternoon








Which kind wahala be this

MhizzAJ:
Forget money and fame
If Davido toast me..i no go gree self

ishowdotgmail:
Like 3mins with him u won't open

shurley22:
Is he trying to tell us it's the other way round of what?

nikkyshyne:
'Hi dear, you are really handsome. I have been watching you for sometime now. I will be glad to be your good friend. Do you mind if we can hangout one of these days? I will be so elated if it can be this weekend. Please don't say no '

ikp120:
Me go be like "That's really cool. I know you want to kiss me. Oya let's go inside."

O boy the knacking no go dull that night o. 3 days knacking on point. Hehehehehe

TosinDru:
It's not an advice ma'am.
I understand you had a bad experience last time you tried it but not every girl will have the same experience... Let them live outside their fears

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

olamil34:
when i was your age i was thinking about how to tap senior ronke ass without being slapped for it, shame on you boy

hooklover:
I was bored yesterday around 11am while I called in sick at work. While at home I was watching TV with my Gen on..

Later I heard a know on my door. It was my Neigbor she was surprised to c me at home and cane to charge her phone...
As she was about to leave I told her y is she in a hurry since she was d only one at home and her 2kids were at school..
She agreed and sat on.my bed watching TV...

Soon we started gisting I told her I was having feelings for her and she smiled and said Wat of the ladies she sees me with often I told her day were my friends.

Soon I got closer to her and held her closely and she did not even resist. I was surprised and I started stoking her hair admiring it....

Soon I was at her boob's compliment it how firm it was after 2kids...

She was all smiles soon I put my hands and brought her boob's out and was playing with it...

I later started sucking it slowly and playing with the other nipples. Before she could resist I had removed her trouser and started sucking her hairy pussycat she later said so dis is Wat u do to the ladies I c here I said yes..

She was moaning and I later borough my dick out she was surprised it was big.... I later inserted it after struggling with her and as soon as I made d first trust she relaxed and enjoyed the show.....

After 20mins we were over she dressed up and left with her phone... I have not seen or heard from her since yesterday..... He husband works offshore portharcourt....

I fell she is not happy or guilty but I sent text but she did not reply....

Anyway that was up....

Sermwell:
It was her boobs at first! I saw her come out of her NDDC hostel braless one saturday morning to fetch water! She was wearing a transparent top! I could see the boobs so firm and confident! I was just wondering a lot of things in my mind!.... she looks so beautiful without make up, and has this baby face..I just had to say hi to her! I remember saying....."Sorry what level are you?". And she responded.."500 level pharmacy". And I was in 400 level Law! But I still said how I wanted to be her friend and bla bla bla!...

And today, I have all her boobs to myself! .....I later discovered so many good qualities about her thou! She's my bae for life o!

paiz:
Just Neymar one week