₦airaland Forum

Holy100x:
Keep your focus on the main jamb.
Jamb mock is just like a test before your real jamb examination date, it's just to prepare you and test run how the jamb itself will be.

Missing the mock jamb doesn't not refrain you from writting your jamb exam and doesn't affect your score either..

It's also not a bad idea if you write it, Goodluck

Thanks my bro

Straight to the point, I've registered for the main jamb but I heard some people talking about mock-jamb it's my first hearing of mock jamb,, please what is it all about and is it compulsory?? I learnt that it's starting tomorrow please must I sit for the mock??

If I missed the mock will I be deterred from writing the main exam

Straight to the point, I've registered for the main jamb but I heard some people talking about mock-jamb it's my first hearing of mock jamb,, please what is it all about and is it compulsory??

If I missed the mock will I be deterred from writing the main exam

Now she has successfully escaped from this Cruel world, and also from the shithole there's something appealing about: eternal rest. Rest in peace

I curse Buhari for a living and people that are still holding Nigeria as a one nation and I get paid heavily currently we're recruiting people that are good and fluent at cursing....

backtalkG:
is it painless? And how effective is it

It can be very painful, it will left you in agony you will poo and you will almost poo out your intestines,, water rushing out of your eyes, breaking all things in the house,, involuntarily slamming yourself to the ground and the floor due to the pain,, and it would take more an hour or more before you die after you must have after suffered in utmost agony,, thus, I suggest you shouldn't take that route

But I learnt the easiest and fastest way to go is to pull a trigger to the brain stem,,, it's pretty fast,, you will be gone under one minute.. because once the brain is dead, there's no consciousness and without consciousness you can't feel pain


But I'll advise you not to try any of the two speak to someone instead or see a counselor problem share is problem solved / think about your family think about people you will left in pain and sorrow after your demise,,, suicide is a selfish decision. Believe in yourself believe in your future who knows maybe in the coming years you will be executive governor of your state so while do you want to die in alacrity Please have a rethink, suicide is never an option


DEATH is NOT EASY

Jeon:
my imagination and prayers everyday..

sometimes I wish I could trade my legs to visit the sea world.

Mumu

MadamVanessa:



Mermaids are fucken real. It's not a myth, it's real I have seen them , dine with them, eat and even had sex twice with merman.

They're the most precious and pure creatures I have dealt with.

Merman may not be that friendly, but they love harmless ladies..my encounter with them won't be forgotten in a hurry.

I am not saying all these for people to believe me, but I am saying what I actually experience.

It was because of my encounter with mermaid that I have to changed my nairaland location to mermaid Cave long long before this thread was created.

Stop lying please

When you realized there's no God, then you are matured

backtalkG:
He's a real man,it not easy taking your own life. tried several time but failed

Have you tried sniper??

Facially this man doesn't fit to be our president he's too ugly presidents of other countries will be scared to have a handshake with him

Carparts888:
Yes golf 2 or golf 3 naija used is your best bet.

Where can I get one please

Emmanuelcann:
Life is transient - everybody gets to die! The fear of God is wisdom!

Sorry to break it to you,, there's no God

I'm not fasting,, it's not worth it

There's nothing like Allah and fasting is so useless

flejnr2:
usr ussd oga

I did, but it says unable to validate account details

....

Please I had wanted to purchase airtime via my gtb app but I was not allowed to log-in,, I tried using the ussd code, only for me to see "unable to validate account details
Could it be their server Is it only me experiencing this problem

Note: I withdrew from my account yesterday no issue but today I can't login

Fahdiga:
Chai. Oh God of creation, why do you still keep silent while Buhari is killing your children? God I need answers

Because he's not there, it only exist in your imagination

Mumu OP,, there's nothing like judgement day,, you are just being gullible

Olayetan:
I don't even know but money should come first before anything else.


Marriage this days is boring and that's why there's high rate of divorce cuz couple gets tired of repeating same routine every damn week...


I think the only importance of Marriage is offspring and that can be achieved without getting married, so what's the Essence of Marriage since it's just offspring.

How can offspring be achieved without getting married??

KingOfTheDamned:
These look like men/ transgender ... Gays like henrydion are attracted to such . No straight man finds these things appealing .. these are mostly transgender men

I guys, will you be attracted to these kind of women / are they attractive in any way

Will you choose them over our Nigerian women

You shouldn't have hit your mom,, from your write up, I deduced your mom could be suffering from mental health issue, that instigate her violent outburst.... When the matter die down,, let her seek a professional help From a counselor

gsid:
Take 40k only and start affiliate business which you can continue doing even when ASUU resumes, then invest the other in laundry and cleaning business

Bro can you teach me affiliate marketing

sematec:
God bless Buhari
Nigeria Farmers need fertilizers

God punish you

ignis:
I don't have to be there.

You've just shown how gullible you are,, you accept other people's idea as a fact

What a shame

ignis:
He can and have brought the death back to life from the grave.

Mumu were you there when he was bringing the dead man back to life??

GabrielIf:
God is at work

Mumu dindinrin

ignis:
What God (Jesus) cannot do does not exists.

Animal, can your stupid God reverse a missing limb?? I hate gullible people like you

YoungLionken:
A holy Prophet of God..

Continue the good works for Christ sake...

Mumu dindinrin

SmartGadgetz:
God of chosen is 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GREAT!

PRECIOUS DADDY!

Stop being stupid you gullible bitch