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Romance / Re: I Cum Every Morning by Barney001: 4:42pm On Oct 02, 2020
BKsoul:
Abeg e don do.. i have a bf here.
So if your boyfriend was not here....you'd have accepted abi grin



Don't deny it grin

Foreign Affairs / Re: Ten Of The Craziest Things About Life In North Korea by Barney001: 4:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
Damn.....!!!?





This is just bad...just really bad

TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Wins Big Brother Naija 2020 (bbnaija) by Barney001: 8:42pm On Sep 27, 2020
Layconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn





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Romance / Re: Is It Worth It To Look For A Soul Mate On Nairaland (photos) by Barney001: 10:55am On Sep 25, 2020
Chai

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Romance / Re: Hello Everybody, What Is Your Biggest Fear In Life ? by Barney001: 6:10pm On Sep 23, 2020
My biggest fear is myself..






I'm slowly becoming the monster I despised....and the worst thing is I can't change it.....



Its who I'm meant to be... sad

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Romance / Re: Where Is The Best Place For A First Kiss? by Barney001: 4:20pm On Sep 22, 2020
Do it on the highway na undecided

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Religion / Re: That We May Have Sex With Them! by Barney001: 10:19am On Sep 20, 2020
africandollar:
This Coder guy should quit confusing himself jare. He created everything and it was good then came man’s fall in the garden of Eden and you’re still insisting God created man and implanted homosexuality tendencies in him?

You’ve already answers your own question, all sins came as a result of the fall or did you ever read that Adam and Eve sinned before the fall?

God didn’t allow them to fall, they had free will to choose to either serve God or not. Same way God still has no business with either you choose to drink cornflakes or soak garri when you wake up in the morning!
Now this is funny cheesy

As a result of their fall??

Didn't God know they would fall at the end las las. You say it....as if he doesn't have control over whether they fall or not...

Does that now mean that he is not all powerful as claimed? cheesy

Its just like...you have a loving pet who sees poisoned meat on the floor and wants to eat it

You know that it would kill him or cause his fall at the end...and let's say you had God's power that is the ability to foresee the future.. That means you know he'd eventually eat at the end...

Wouldn't you try to stop him...by all means? cheesy

God's case is even worse... He was the one who introduced the poisoned tree...yet he knew no matter what...at the end,they would eat it...

Now tell me...isn't that evil. cheesy

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Religion / Re: That We May Have Sex With Them! by Barney001: 10:01am On Sep 20, 2020
SLOVFO:


Homosexual feelings are not from God. God didn't plant it in man. Otherwise, there wouldn't be need for creating "Eve". It's called a "perversion"
Really cheesy

Then homosexual feelings are from who...the devil??

Hope you haven't forgotten it was God that created Lucifer. Since God is all knowing, then he must have known that Lucifer would create that homosexual feeling...why didn't he stop him??


The truth sir....God created everything, every every. That is...if the bible is real.

Again... If indeed he was all knowing, then he should have known that creating eve would be the downfall of humans in the garden of eden..

So why was he mad,when the deed eventually happened,
Didn't he know already that it would happen?

It seems to me, that he wanted that evil to happen.....

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Religion / Re: That We May Have Sex With Them! by Barney001: 9:56am On Sep 20, 2020
Mrpojj:

Oga stop twisting the Bible, he saw everything was good, was before Adam disobeyed
What of the apple tree of knowledge and evil that God told Adam not to touch...

Was it not evil?

The truth sir.....God created both good and evil

And if he is all knowing and powerful like the bible claimed, that means he knew Adam would still disobey him,that means he knew that the world would be as it is today... the rape,the killings and all ...he knew it.

Why didn't he stop it then...

Maybe God isn't all knowing and powerful... Just maybe

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Career / Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by Barney001: 11:20am On Sep 18, 2020
NathanKAY:


Nuclear , Computer Science and Software , Aviation , Chemical , Biomedical ...

and then if you choose to believe there are things such as Chance and Grace , then that would be something to factor in also.
I'm guessing its P&G you're working in cheesy



What about mechanical...?
Career / Re: What Was The Amount Of Your First Salary? by Barney001: 10:43am On Sep 18, 2020
NathanKAY:
400k in 2018 as an Engineer, then got to 700k by early 2019 after a promotion, got to 1m by early 2020. . . But now cut down to 700k again because of the whole pandemic. I am still grateful regardless smiley
Damn...you no even start from 10k abi 100k shocked



Abeg you fit drop small something for me.... embarassed
Romance / Re: How Do I Invite Her To My Room? by Barney001: 6:22pm On Sep 17, 2020
Account2Many:
If you read through my previous thread you'll realize I was disappointed and embarrassed by a certain lesbian bitch.
Well it was a blessing in disguise, cos while waiting for the lesbian bitcch, I came across an old friend of mine that was passing by, we lost contact and she was so happy to see me, we used to be just platonic friends and nothing more, she's 26 now, she's into a business of hers, she's now comfortable though she's still with her parents.
Now we exchanged contacts and got reunited again.
I observed that she's now more curvier, has added lots of flesh and more beautiful than she was when we were friends, yesterday when I met her she was with a luggage which she dropped while we were talking, as she was about to depart she bent over to pick up her luggage and I observed how her breasts popped out and my eyes were so fastened on those two nice titties that have grown so big of recent.
Can't seem to get her off my mind now, as I don't want to be friend-zoned, of course she wouldn't friend-zone me due to the way she was so excited to see me and also was aware of a huge progress on my career lately.
Now the help I need from you nairalanders is to give me hints on how to invite her to my apartment, I don't want a sit out or outside date, I need her to pay me a visit in my room.
She's somewhat classy and gorgeous and it ain't gonna be that easy for her to just pay me a visit cos she also got some dignity so I need sugar coating words.
I don't want to ask her to come directly, I need trickish or sweet enticing words I can tell her so she could oblige.
Please help.
They swear for you bros.....kilode gan undecided

Romance / Re: This Girl I Met Seriously Embarrassed Me by Barney001: 6:03pm On Sep 17, 2020
Account2Many:
yes because i can't fathom how she would reject me cos I possessed all the features.
She's a hardcore lesbian. why would she turn down a Date at one of the most beautiful and expensive sit out?
You possessed what.... undecided

Health / Re: Man Wears Snake Instead Of Face Mask In A Commercial Bus In England by Barney001: 11:56am On Sep 17, 2020
Space bookers self....


See them

Romance / Re: I've Never Seen My Sperm Before. Pls Help by Barney001: 11:50pm On Sep 15, 2020
Zzor:
You should be proud of yourself,leave here now before they corrupt your mind except you are strong enough now to take any negative advice.Most of them wished they could be you but they are far gone in the brothel business.Just be yourself and don't seek validation from anyone.Good we still have decent men like you around,God bless you abundantly
Rants of an evening newspaper.... grin

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