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Romance / Re: Vibranium Body Part? by Barney001: 10:39pm On Sep 15, 2020
AbakalikiBoy:
If a part of your body was to be made of vibranium, which part would you offer?
My whole body

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Romance / Re: Make Money On This Survey App With Free VPN by Barney001: 4:12am On Sep 15, 2020
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Travel / Re: Which Country Is Easy And Cheap For A Person To Go And Hustle? by Barney001: 9:11pm On Sep 14, 2020
Was following this thread only to find out it was all a lie... angry

Really @stocktrader sad

Are you who they say you are...a wretched lowlife,no good for nothing two-faced scammer ??sad

Say something please...at least clear yourself sad


Be like say...I go tey for naija small ooo embarassed

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Romance / Re: Man Sends N50k To Lady Because She Replied His Twitter Message by Barney001: 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2020
planetx:
Make sure you come back and thank me.
Boss...please drop something for me embarassed sad


Even if na smalls ...I go appreciate embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Kiddwaya Evicted From The Big Brother House by Barney001: 8:39pm On Sep 13, 2020
pocohantas:
Simps 1: Alfa males 0

Ozo SAFE : Kiddwaya EVICTED

Wouldn’t you rather be a SIMP?

If you wanna go far in BBN, even in LIFE, you better appeal to vagina people and simps o. Alfa males no get money (to vote). Na only to dey type SIMP upandan... grin grin
As usual...mumu undecided


On to better things jare embarassed

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Romance / Re: 28-years Boy Raped And Strangled A Girl After Toasting Her And She Refused by Barney001: 7:09pm On Sep 12, 2020
Maybe he thought she liked bdsm tongue

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Romance / Re: I Will Never Date South African Men Again, After Tasting Nigerian Men- Lady by Barney001: 5:12pm On Sep 12, 2020
undecided

Romance / Re: What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by Barney001: 4:52pm On Sep 12, 2020
Mystique8:
None. Person go marry me, I no bad reach that extent .�
Hmmm...sharp geh grin



see format grin


Guys go don dey DM you anyhow grin









As for me OP....na to start ministry be that grin tongue

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Romance / Re: I Suffered With My Husband And Now He Left Me To Die by Barney001: 6:51pm On Sep 11, 2020
New format.......,boyz must chop grin

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Crime / Re: Oluwatimileyin Akinnusi: Missing Lady - Have You Seen Her? by Barney001: 3:11pm On Sep 09, 2020
Ngozioma:
undecided undecided undecided Since today i have been seeing 666 Everywhere, i even open nairaland to check the number of guests, i saw the same thing.
And so undecided

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Career / Re: 10 Years After Graduation: What Are Your Experiences In The Labour Market? by Barney001: 4:12pm On Sep 08, 2020
tensazangetsu20:

Only skill and a nice array of projects to show off. I am yet to see a programming job that lays emphasis on degrees. They always put computer science there though but in my experience its never adhered to and there's also nothing like connections. I didn't need to know anyone to get invites interviews unlike in most engineering fields where you have to know someone that knows someone to be able to get employed.

But as a c++ programmer ...

What tasks do you do for the company...because I know c++ isn't great for web design or data analyst...

Besides what about python...is it advisable to learn that one too??
Celebrities / Re: Hilarious! Actor, Osita Iheme (pawpaw) Seen Driving A Car. VIDEO by Barney001: 4:07pm On Sep 08, 2020
Zzor:
no I haven't,do you have any for me
I have na..


Come and collect undecided

Celebrities / Re: Hilarious! Actor, Osita Iheme (pawpaw) Seen Driving A Car. VIDEO by Barney001: 3:42pm On Sep 08, 2020
Zzor:
so this one is still unmarried
And so... undecided



You nko?

Have you found your elderly rich man abi na still Shiloh tins grin

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Romance / Re: Will You Cheat On Your Spouse For 5 Million Naira ? by Barney001: 1:24pm On Sep 08, 2020
vanida6:
u tink everybody is like u,,evryone get his/her own choise nd dat is my own i said their, if u tink money would separete u from ur love one's for me it none sad so blieve it or not daz my choise dere.
Its choice hanty... tongue
Romance / Re: Married Men Are The Biggest Simps Ever! by Barney001: 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Before marriage...

1. Dates & Gifts: The Man
2. Calling & Texting: The Man
3. Airtime & Credit: The Man
4. Marriage Proposal: The Man
5. Bride Price: The Man
6. Marriage Expenses: The Man... All these for just rubbish sex o! And the girl body count can be over a thousand o! The women hasn't spent one dime in any of this!
7. Honeymoon: The Man Paying All The Expenses!

Now look at this!

After Marriage...
1. Argument & Nagging: Woman
2. Cheating & Affairs: Woman
3. Barrenness Due to Too much fvucking: Woman
4. Slacked Pussy: Woman
5. Not sexually satisfying the man: The Woman
6. Depriving the man off sex: woman

In conclusion, women bring all the problems in marriage without even investing a dime in it! You can clearly see this useless union was made to favor the female gender! Poverty alleviation scheme for woman. Nothing more! Any man that's thinking of marriage, I'll advise you to masturbate twice and think again! How can you give up all your freedom for a woman? Are you fvucking nuts?! What happened to traveling the world, taking care of yourself, exploring yourself & the world! So many things you can do & enjoy your life with your hard earned cash you've worked for! Why on earth would you give up all of these for a woman? This shit is for weaklings! Straighten up!
No offence op.....


But does this mean that your father is a simp too tongue

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