₦airaland Forum

Sugarhugs:
I can't date talk less about marrying a ugly dude!

even ya grammar shows why dem no fit date you

SlyCharlie:
Lol...man don't make me laugh...
When did we start hearing of unillorin?.....
To start with FUTO is an all science school, unillorin is mixed..
But whenbit comes to the area of Engineering and Physical Sciences no School as much as coughs where FUTO is... except for recently FUTA.
The leading school in Engineering in Nigeria for Yearsss,!!!!.
U guys(unillorin can produce the best lawyers or pharmacist or journalist for all i care, but when it comes to where it matters most u guys dont come close....
A 2.1 student from FUTO is widely considered before any other esp. in engineering and sciences, u can go figure.
Our many alumni in shell mobil and many other multi national corporations are testamount to that.
So please next time dont u EVER, I repeat, EVER compare FUTO and unillorin in terms of academic excellence cos the difference is very clear..
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Jusf because of recent developments in the school u want to come and challenge the big boys who have seen it all, am not sayin unillorin ain't a good school but dude chill some schools are veterans whenbit comes to the biz ok!.
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Peace

do i hear u say veterans when it comes to science and engineering. unilorin started its engineering faculty back in 1976.
your kwashiorkor school was founded 1980. so chill do u even know the meaning of veterans.
my broda it is will foolhardy of me to start a FUTO Vs UNILORIN argument because it is like comparing FUOYE to MIT
NOTE: i cant keep quoting people with low exposure and orientation like you. Chairman it is better u leave imo state and take a tour around Nigerian Universities before u start posting gibberish here!!
MUMU if your graduate dey shell and Mobil ours are the one recruiting ya half-baked graduates
PEACE

twentyk:
UNILORIN IS BLEEPING OVERATED....I REPEAT IT IS BLEEPING OVERATED AND I 8 IT WHEN I SEE ALL THESE MOFOS LAUDING IT ON NAIRALAND SOMETIMES I WONDER IF U GUY GET PAID....ABI NOR BE THE SAME TANKE WE DEY....UNILORIN THIS,UNILORIN THAT.....BIGGEST SCHOOL ON PLANET EARTH BUT NO CLASSROOM...NO FACILITIES WHATSOEVER...ONLY ONE MALE HOSTEL IN THE SO CALLED BIGGEST SCHOOL IN THE WORLD....NO GOOD TRANSPORT SYSTEM...CRAZY LECTURERS AND A SUPERFAST ACCADEMIC SESSION(WHICH PAYS NOBODY)CUZ I DONT UNDERSTND THE RUSH......AM A UNILORIN STUDENT AND THERES NOTING SPETACULAR BOUT MY SCHOOL....QUOTE ME,YEAH QUOTE ME

no classroom and facilities
My brother are u high on weed
Which department are you please

Yes this is what I'm talking about. It's time our public Universities stop beefing dier students o.
Even Nigeria University students ain't helping the matter instead of fighting for better grades after putting so much effort, dey will be beefing odas that are given first class that they do not deserve it.
Fact: A first class student is a first class student. First class cannot be mistaken

khattab008:
Bro, i mesef need that money badly, skul don resume o, will also try his number on thursday.

ah swear school don resume na which school u dey?

khattab008:
Abeg try give us feedback, me don tire to dey call the guy sef.

the guy no pick call oooo
i go try thursday again
i need money na

investwisely:
Simple eglish you cannot interpret. Poster said Largest land, which one be lacks infrastructure again.

If we come your school now na so so collapsed and outdated infrastructures go dey dere.

I doubt if una get any correct structure sef

why u even dey give am hope
speaking of universities in Nigeria shey na Futo we wan come dey put beside UNILORIN ni

pmat:
Hi my fellow medics...Pls is there any one of u with multiple scholarship from oil companies such as agip, nnpc, chevron, etc..If yes, pls how did u do it? Which company(ies) can give u a scholarship while u're a beneficiary of another scholarship? Pls reply ASAP..Thanks.

ptdf addax Chevron total

YoowPeeRochas:
PYO be like, *When I'm gone(4x); Ya'all gonna miss me when I'm gone...........! Ya'all gonna miss me by my name, ya'all gonna miss me everywhere oo; Ya'all gonna miss me when I'm gone* Lol..

awon ti pitch perfect I sight u o

omo God go help us o i'm calling mr. friday tomorrow insha Allahu

Dayg88:
Oh, thanks for the insult and also for the research. Guess I didn't see that part of Wikipedia. Still can't believe unilorin is still bigger than OAU. If u've been to OAU, you'll understand what I mean

But wait......
Wiki actually placed ABU first with a land mass of 7ha
OAU second with 11ha and
Unilorin third with 15ha. Seems something is wrong.
I've gone around the whole unilorin in just 3 months, but I haven't didn't even get to half of OAU in my 6 yr stay.
You'll understand better if u get to OAU. It's actually the biggest I've been to.

so u even enter those unilorin bush reach our Teaching Hospital
yeye dey smell. Just like saying U carry Keke Maruwa go moon
u no even sabi lie, when even our teaching hospital is inside the school
ogbeni no follow me drag ma school jawe

Ah swear ma own don pass two months now sef

ALKARULEZZ:
Lol.. Wey Chevron wan use calls drain my battery..


Lalasticlala

e don be for u na
Chevron or u mean shelvron

ALKARULEZZ:
Lol.. Wey Chevron wan use calls drain my battery..


Lalasticlala

e don be for u na
Chevron or u mean shelvron

marksooyinmiebi:
let's get this fact right..ABU is in no way the biggest University in Nigeria talking about land mass.
The University of Abuja is the biggest University in west Africa with a total land mass covering about 11,824 hectares. I know it doesn't change the price of garri in the Market nor the distance between my ears.. it's for reference purposes simple.

from Wikipedia:

The university as its mini campus in Gwagwalada , Abuja , Nigeria and a permanent site covering about 11,824 hectares located along the Kaduna - Lokoja - Abuja Road. The Permanent site is home to the Faculty of Arts, Science, Veterinary medicine, Agriculture,college of medicine and contains the university senate and other administrative building. The mini campus is still the temporary location to the faculty of social science, management, and law.

link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Abuja

abeg Jae e don do na
Dose dat change the reason why uniabuja is one of the worst public unis we have in Nigeria

Oshovie:
1. Never rely on one source: like using one textbook or Wikipedia only. Use different sources.

2. Always understand every sentence, before moving on to the next one.

3. Do not be in a hurry while reading. A thing remembered is better than a hundred things forgotten.

4. Never cram. Rote memorization is dangerous. You will surely forget everything you cram.

5. After reading, try to explain everything you've read to yourself using different words. For example, if the textbook says that "biology is the scientific study of life and living things", you could say "biology is the science that studies life and living matter".

6. Try to visualize what you read. If you're reading about ecology, try to visualize a forest with animals therein.

7. Never be contented with any thing you know. Read about it somewhere else. The more you read about it, the less possible it will be to forget.

8. Important points or formulae could be written on the front page of your notebook.

9. Tell someone or something about what you've learned. It works for me. Just call someone or something, maybe a younger sibling or even a dog. Explaining it to someone makes you more confident in it. They may not understand, but it helps.

10. Question what you read. Don't just read, nodding your head along, and ingesting everything. Try to ask questions while reading.

op just try engineering communication course and let me know why u will not cram

Yhemit:
God punish for using that foul language on me, did I abuse you in anyway..... abeg that's why we have freedom of expression. Unreasonable soul

actually I was unreasonable there and I'm really sorry. But cmon get your facts right before posting on a public forum like dis

Dayg88:
Seems you're high.
I finished from OAU and presently a team member in the construction of the NLNG engineering lab and I've gone round the whole school and can authoritatively tell you that unilorin is like a lecture theatre in OAU. Always get your facts right

common sense is though tagged to be common but the fact is that it is 'uncommon', I told you make Google ya friend since u can't Wikipedia it I've already done dat for you now
Oau: 11,861 hectares
Unilorin: 15,000 hectares
Sources: oauife.edu.ng, Wikipedia and unilorin.edu.ng

Yhemit:
Wen we OAU...... unilorin ko unikwara ni

make Google ya friend and stop ranting like an insane dog
Fact: unilorin is bigger than Oau
Anoda fact: ABU is bigger than Unilorin

Which kind op u be where is ya source

Op is a unilorite I'm very sure of that

Left to me o I can take an extra year depends on your age though If u are between 21 and 23 years old oga take extra year Jae

MARQUIZ:
Op... I'm 95% sure, You dont research this post b4 you 're here to post what is not!
Vividly... I dont knw alot abt all this aforementioned Uni but when It comes to Ui and Oau definately I do!
You guess alot in this your post. But lemme just tell you those one I'm very sure of!
Hostel/accomodation and Sch Environment; OAU shd be rated 0.2 and 2.0 respectively and for Equipment CU shd be rated 9.9 The rest I'm ..... Abt it!

comparing these to other nigerian universities i think the OP is right

stop fooling guys jawe this is ipad4

The University of Ilorin will set another record next week when it hosts two sitting heads of governments during its 40th Anniversary and 31st convocation ceremonies. Announcing the programme of activities for the two joint events in separate interviews with Unilorin Bulletin last Tuesday (October 6, 2015), the Chairmen of the 40th Anniversary and Ceremonials Committees, Prof. Y. A. Quadri and Prof. J. O. Atteh respectively, said that the Nigerian President and Visitor to the University, Muhammadu Buhari, and his Ghanaian counterpart, who is also the Chairman of the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS), John Dramani Mahama, would attend the Convocation ceremony on the institution's Founder's Day (Friday, October 23, 2015). The Ghanaian President is billed to deliver the University's Anniversary Lecture entitled “Africa's Agenda 2063: Ending Poverty and Ensuring Prosperity in Africa”. According to the two Committee Chairmen, the activities for the ceremonies would kick off this Friday (October 16, 2015) with a Special Juma'at Service at the University Central Mosque at 1.00p.m. This would be followed on Sunday, October 18, 2015 by a Special Church Service at the Chapel of Light on the Main Campus at 10.00a.m. Other highlights of the Ceremonies include the investiture of the fifth Chancellor of the University, HRH (Dr.) Abdulmumuni Kabir Usman, who is also the Emir of Katsina, on Thursday, October 22, 2015; a Convocation Lecture entitled “Educational Reform and Nation Building in Nigeria” to be delivered by Prof. Jacob Kehinde Olupona of the Harvard University, Massachusetts, USA; Award of Prizes, First Degrees, Postgraduate Degrees and Diplomas; unveiling of the Commemorative Book, “Unilorin @ 40: The Soaring Eagle” as well as the commissioning of about 22 new projects executed by the University administration in the last one year by the Visitor, President Buhari. Prof. Quadri said that the University deserves kudos for bringing in an international figure in the person of the Chairman of ECOWAS, President John Mahama of Ghana to deliver the 40th Anniversary Lecture, noting that, “it shows that the University of Ilorin is not a local university but an international University by every standard; so if an international figure addresses the students, it attests to the fact that we are actually an international University.” The 40th Anniversary Committee Chairman said, “We are preparing very hard to have a successful celebration, all hands are already on deck, and we are working hard to ensure that everything is successful.” On his part, the Ceremonials Committee Chairman, Prof. Atteh, described the forthcoming Ceremonies as “two-celebrations-in-one,” observing that the University of Ilorin has come of age. Prof. Atteh said, “Our contemporaries, the second-generation universities-where are they? The University of Ilorin has come out of that bunch. Not only did we leave them behind, we caught up with many of the first generation universities and we are competing and we are better than even some of the first generation universities…all the indications show that the University of Ilorin has come of age and thank God at 40, it is a wise University for which the whole of the country accepts it.” Pointing out that the University has quite a lot of things to be proud of at 40, Prof. Atteh said, “It is not just by the fact that we are stable and peaceful, we also see that in terms of the human and structural development, we have done very well … and like the Vice-Chancellor will say, this is credit to God that consistently, we have had very good leadership in this University, and so we are happy. And at 40, I think it is time to celebrate where we are and to do more to get further ahead.”

Op God dey see u o where u come see BBC I smell lies here

Convocation is here congratulations to my ex president of nuesa (nicemate) and his vice president and also to all my engine friends graduating ise re le ma fi se o
And to us wey we no fit enta first class again God no go let them spoil our gp pass where im dey.

to all aspirants i just confirmed it from my lecturer and also a sug exco name witheld dat our school resumed today
actually dat is unilorin way of doing tins
they neva allow anyting to affect their precious calendar, even we staylites our portal is yet to be updated.
to confirm that our school resumed today download the school bulettin and read the last page (Editorial) he stated it clearly school resumed today.

Wetin happen Gan sef shey una wan sabi pass us (we the University Senate Council) make una chill na
This time next two weeks na most of you go dey ask us Where buka dey now.. Na una dey cause inflation for tanke sef.
Reminds me of a unilorin aspirant similar thread in 2012, I was always asking questions like confirm jamb questions. No need any engine aspirant feel free to ask any questions here. I'm anticipating to see ya beautiful faces even though our babes no dey fine
Abeg any fine engine babe make e PM me ooo
I go soon release application form. XOXO