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Wishing President MBuhari swift recovery. If only Oga Femi Adesina had been allowed 2 voice out earlier, Nigerians'd have prescribed eardrop

Wishing President MBuhari swift recovery. If only Oga Femi Adesina had been allowed 2 voice out earlier, Nigerians'd have prescribed eardrop

Wishing President MBuhari swift recovery. If
only Oga Femi Adesina had been allowed 2
voice out earlier, Nigerians'd have
prescribed eardrop

My guy no time to waste oh

please is this news true who has an idea.

BREAKING NEWS: FG
SCRAPS NYSC SCHEME


The Federal government has scrapped the
National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in a bid to
cut down spending.


This was reached after today's Federal Executive
Council Meeting. It will be recalled that the
Federal Government had scrapped Post UTME to
enable JAMB carry out its statutory responsibility
of conducting admissions into the nation's
Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of
Education.


Meanwhile, all youth corps members currently
serving now will be allowed to round off their
service year with full financial benefits.

Leicester City FC WINs the 2016 Barclays
Premier League.


Manchester United WINs the 2016 F.A Cup.


Real Madrid WINs 2016 UEFA Champions
League.


Sevilla WINs The 2016 Europa League.


And Now, My Favorites:


The Golden State Warriors WINs The NBA
Western Conference Finals over The Smoking
Hot Oklahoma City Thunders with Kevin Durant
Biting..


Well, it Has been a Season of WINNING and
Salvation Ministries now brings you - BORN TO
WIN - this June 2016. KNOWLEDGE IS ALL YOU
NEED.


So Join our Live Services from Wed Jun 1st to
Fri. Jun 3rd, 2016 (4:30pm Daily)

Salvation Ministries
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JESUS IS LORD.

Leicester City FC WINs the 2016 Barclays
Premier League.


Manchester United WINs the 2016 F.A Cup.
Real Madrid WINs 2016 UEFA Champions
League.


Sevilla WINs The 2016 Europa League.


And Now, My Favorites:
The Golden State Warriors WINs The NBA
Western Conference Finals over The Smoking
Hot Oklahoma City Thunders with Kevin Durant
Biting..


Well, it Has been a Season of WINNING and
Salvation Ministries now brings you - BORN TO
WIN - this June 2016. KNOWLEDGE IS ALL YOU
NEED.


So Join our Live Services from Wed Jun 1st to
Fri. Jun 3rd, 2016 (4:30pm Daily) Salvation
Ministries


For Live Online streaming, connect via (
www.smhos.org/salvation-tv )
For Live Online Radio, connect via (
www.smhos.org/radio )


JESUS IS LORD.

DEAR LADIES : BITTER TRUTH YOU MUST SWALLOW :

1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360% on bed, he will still dump you. Bleach until you become white, if he doesn't notice the qualities of a wife in you, he will leave you.

2. A man who win your love with cash may not stay forever. Real men doesn't settle down with fake women who love money.

3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a Palace but her character will determine how long she stays in the palace. Beauty attracts men but character keep them.

4. Material things definitely has its merits but it cannot alone provide the riches of a truly meaningful life.

5. Being sexy without a character will not get you a husband, you will only get a boyfriend.

6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring love, sex is a product of love, love is not a product of sex.

7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight but love will make him stay for a lifetime.

8. There are some things that money just can't buy like manners, moral and integrity.

9. How you dress will definitely determine how men will address you.

If Nigerian musicians were football clubs.

1. Davido – PSG Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid 2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.

5. Burna boy – West Ham He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham Knows how to sing/ rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth That one still dey sing/play sef?

24. Phyno – Napoli Nobody understands him but he’s making it.

If Nigerian musicians were football clubs.

1. Davido – PSG Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.

2. 2face – Real Madrid 2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.

3. Skales – Arsenal FC Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.

4. D’banj – Manchester United D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .

5. Burna boy – West Ham He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.

6. D’Prince – West Brom Known but hugely irrelevant.

7. Pasuma – Juventus He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).

8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.

9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.

10. Olu maintain – QPR Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.

11. Lynxx – Manchester City Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.

12. Darey Alade – Barcelona Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.

13. Viktoh – Sassuolo That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!

14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.

15. Sinzu – Valencia Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.

16. Ice Prince – Chelsea Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.

17. Vector – Liverpool Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.

18. Olamide – Tottenham Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!

19. Ycee – Leicester City Came from nothing and hugely making it.

20. B-red – Monaco Very useless, upon all the money!

21. 9ice – AC Milan His era of dominance is over.

22. Reekado Banks – Watford He’s making a promising start so far.

23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth That one still dey sing/play sef?

24. Phyno – Napoli Nobody understands him but he’s making it.

COME TO THINK OF THIS ?.......

1. Eternal life = free

2. Church entrance = free

3. Christ's salvation = free

4. God's love = free

5. Breath of life = free

A. Cigarette = pay

B. Prostitution = pay

C. Alcohol =pay

D. Nightclub entrance fee= pay

E. Powers to rule the world = pay

Then why are people paying for hell while

PARADISE is free?

Think twice

Believe in Christ and you shall be saved..

We always think of Valentine's day

Birth day

Father's day

Mother's day

Children's day

Our day,

Farmer's day

Teacher's day

Christmas day

Independence day

Boxing day,

This day,

That day,

Day in Day out.

Have u ever thought of Judgement Day, is it going to be a day of celebration or condemnation for you?

If you are safe, what about your friends & loved ones. Show them love by telling dem about The Judgement Day., . Please don't say later, do it now because tomorrow may be too late.

According to twitter user @CooldamXbone, a lecturer set this mid semester test for 500 Level Science Laboratory & Technology students in Lautech yesterday. How many students do you think will pass this test? Lol... #TestofPatience!

ThIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME


I go school -------------> cultism


I no go school -----------> illiteracy


I write jamb -----------> no admission


I go university -----------> strike


I travel by air -----------> plane crash


I travel by land -----------> accident


Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast


I go bank -----------> BVN wahala


I relax for outside -----------> kidnapping


I go village -----------> witchcraft


I day house -----------> no work


I go work -----------> No salary


I wan marry -----------> girls de form


Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola


I buy Garri - - - - - - > Lassa fever


Mosquito bite me -----------> Zika virus


Make I chat -----------> No light


I buy motor -----------> No fuel


make i buy goods----->dollar dn rise everyday


NIGERIA NO EASY
OOOOOOO..
Add your own jare.

T.B. Joshua is too small to allow someone speak against Archbishop Idahosa and Papa Adeboye– Apostle Johnson Suleman responds to the fake comical confession from SCOAN.



After weeks of waiting, The Oracle of God Apostle Johnson Suleman has finally responded to the fake comical confession from SCOAN. The confession which went viral was given by one Dr. Ifeoma Mary Azuh claiming to have been to several ministries seeking for help. In her “confession”, she alleged that she came to Omega Fire Ministries International Worship Centre Auchi and was charged some monies before seeing the man of God. She further spoke against several other ministries and ministers including the late Archbishop Benson A. Idahosa, Papa E. A. Adeboye, Dr. Paul Enenche, Papa Ayo Oritseajafor and several others.





In her confession of over 1 hour which was supervised by SCOAN and broadcast live on Emmanuel TV during the Sunday Service of 10th April 2016, she also reported that God’s Servant, Apostle Johnson Suleman took her to a mountain along Lagos – Ibadan Expressway and led her to the Presence of his Father in the Lord (Papa E. A. Adeboye) who she also alleged prayed for her yet she continued to wallow in her travails. Speaking in his Sunday Service of 24th April 2016, Apostle Johnson Suleman in this monumental response stated emphatically that


“T.B. Joshua is too small to speak against the late Archbishop B.A. Idahosa and Papa Adeboye for any reason. How will T.B. Joshua permit such a thing to happen in his church, allowing a woman to talk in the name of testimony for over 1 hour 30 minutes speaking against men of God? Was she the guest speaker?”


He added that; “How much would she had given to earn his attention?. She did not just seek to attack the Body of Christ externally, she also tried to cause internal rancor between my pastor and I. If I do not know Pastor Iyare (his residence pastor who the woman alleged to have requested for money from her) at all, I would have believed, but he has worked with me for years and I can attest to his character.”

He also stated that there is no mountain along the Lagos – Ibadan Expressway as she lied that she was taken to one. Apostle Johnson Suleman reminded the Congregation of his prophecy that “He would be attacked from all angles this year”.

He admonished the church to be prepared for more attacks in these days. He warned the family of Azuh of the impending curse that is now upon them for this singular act. Sighting an example of Prophet Jeremiah Fufuyen of MercyLand Ministries Warri, who communicated with him of the lady’s attempt to lie that he criticized the prophet. He said; “He (Apostle Suleman) has no reason to fight the work of God that is being done by another minister”.

The service was broadcast live to over 100 countries through his TV channel; Celebration TV from the International Headquarters in Auchi, Edo State.

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY... Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below: INCOME 19800 x 11months = 217800 Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp. EXPENDITURE Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay) First bank charges:105x11=1155 Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000 Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000 Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200 Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500 Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months) Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months) Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport to church/ mosque) Total Expenditure:- 215635 BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165 Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/ her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials. Thanks for understanding... #NYSC # POP # LOADING 6 mins · Public More

They went there to charge their phone B3R where power is stable. Lol

Egypt have been disqualified from
participating at the 2017 African Cup of
Nations after it was learnt that two of her
players tested positive for the use of drugs.
Both players tested positive for the use of
drugs shortly after the qualifying game
against the Super Eagles of Nigeria.
According to reports, the two players who
tested positive were Mohammed Salah and
Mohamed Elneny.
They were also handed 14- and seven-month
bans, respectively.
Egypt has been disqualified from
participating at the 2017AFCON after it was
learnt that 2 of her players tested positive to
the use of drugs
While Salah tested positive for the anabolic
agent nandrolone, Elneny tested positive for
tetrahydrocannabinole (carboxy-THC), a
metabolite of cannabis, after the game in
Alexandria.
Following this development, CAF has now
issued the AFCON 2017 ticket to Nigeria
who finished second behind Egypt in group
G, after Tanzania joined Chad to withdraw
from the competition.
Meanwhile, if you believed this report, you
have just been fooled. Happy April Fools’
Day!

Congratulations Nigerians! Petrol Price Has now dropped to 57 naira all thanks to Buhari. You can now purchase Petrol for 57naira on Jumia, Konga and all OLX petrol stations. For more lies please text APC to 419

Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan. Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

9.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

10.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

11.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

12.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

13.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

14.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

15.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

16.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.

17.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

18.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

19.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

20.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

21.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

22.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful.

23.) Even some Almajiris here are grateful for building over 200 Almajiri schools for them at least some can read and write here on social media.

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always You are Still the Best President so far. God bless GEJ!! God bless Nigeria!! Copied

Legend of Faith: Benson Idahosa DID YOU KNOW?

1. Benson Idahosa got born again in the Assembles of God in January 1960?

2. Benson was excommunicated from the Assemblies of God Church by his pastor (Pastor Oko) for buying a motorbike? (at that time, only bicycles were considered proper for believers and a motorbike was considered extravagant and worldly).

3. A few months later, Pastor Oko's wife was pregnant and had to be taken to the hospital on Benson's motorbike and that was when the pastor accepted him back into the church?

4. Benson Idahosa was the first pastor in Nigeria to buy and use a Mercedes Benz and he was criticized for that by a lot of ministers especially from the orthodox churches for being 'worldly'?

5. Idahosa was the first minister in Nigeria to preach on. The radio and show a Christian program on Television. It was considered wasteful and a show-off by both Christians and non-christians.

6. Benson was the first pastor to start a ministry and go on evangelism from Nigeria to other countries.

7. Idahosa travelled to about 145 countries to preach mostly without being invited but just to preach the gospel?

8. Benson preached until his death to more whites than any black man and to more blacks than any white man?

9. In his lifetime, he raised 14 dead people? 10. He introduced the use of 'agbada' (big traditional garb or clothing commonly used in traditional parlance for ceremonies etc or by Royalty)to preach and he was highly condemned for that?

11. Before Benson Idahosa, people often linked poverty to the church 'as poor as a church rat'. After Idahosa, people now link the church among the wealthiest institutions?

12. Idahosa was the first Nigerian to suggest the idea of a private university in 1979 (He said God told him) and today, we have Benson Idahosa University, one of the first generation private universities in Nigeria? Now you know!

Join us this Sunday for an Awesome
Resurrection Service. Come and Experience
THE POWER OF HIS RESURRECTION in all
facets of your life. Be There! #DavidIbiyeomie
#SupernaturalSpeed #March #HappyEaster
#PowerOfHisResurrection

I remember vividly well those times when opening of soft drinks, Gnawing on a pencil, Munching on cubes of ice and breaking of bones with our teeth signifies healthy teeth and strong bones. We’ve all done these things, yet most of the time we don’t realize what we’re doing to our mouths. These everyday habits wear down our teeth and can lead to oral health problems in kids and adults.

Keeping permanent teeth is important as you age. Dental experts say that daily brushing and flossing, regular dental exams and professional cleaning may not be enough if you’re also hard on your teeth. Here’s a list of some common habits that can damage your teeth;


*.Eating ice cubes: Chewing on ice is something a lot of people do because it provides a certain sensory satisfaction. Even though there’s really no taste to ice, the cold temperature and crunchy texture is appealing to many. But chewing on ice is actually quite bad for your teeth’s enamel. Enamel is a protective layer of the teeth, without the enamel, the teeth can be exposed to more bacteria and may be more susceptible to cavities. Furthermore, the hard consistency of ice can damage dental work causing small cracks to form in your teeth. Over time, these cracks may become larger, letting in bacteria and perhaps even causing your teeth to fracture.


*.Using Your Teeth As A Tool: Who has ever used their teeth to rip off a tag or rip open a bag of your favourite snacks? We would venture to guess that most everyone has done this at least a time or two. Some dentists may even be guilty of this. However, using your teeth like this can severely damage them and threaten your overall dental health. Always, always opt for a pair of scissors instead.


*.Brushing too soon after eating: Consuming acidic foods and beverages, such as sports and energy drinks, citrus fruits, wine, and tomatoes, can erode tooth enamel—the glossy outer layer of the tooth. Brushing your teeth too soon after eating and drinking these items can cause more damage because you are essentially brushing the acid into the teeth, not getting rid of it. Instead, you should rinse your mouth with water after consuming acidic foods and beverages and wait at least 30 minutes before brushing your pearly whites.


*.Tobacco Chewing: Products such as chewing tobacco, cigars or cigarettes. These are not only bad for your overall health, but also your teeth and gums. Tobacco puts you at higher risk for periodontal disease, because it reduces blood flow to your gums. It also causes bad breath, decreased saliva flow and higher tooth decay rate, and can cause oral cancer.


*.Brush teeth too aggressively: Using bristles that are too firm for your gums or pressing too hard when you brush can also wear down your teeth and gums over time. It’s better to use a lighter hand and take time to brush thoroughly.

*.Biting nails: It is another dental habit that leads to tooth damage, among other things. Your fingernails are dirty and biting them allows all the germs hiding underneath to enter the body. Also, fingernails are hard, really hard, and chronic biting can cause teeth to shift, break, crack or even cause open wound to the gum which may end up getting infected.


*.Sugar and Acids: Sugar and acid are two major offenders to oral health. Staying away from sugary and/ or acidic food and drink goes beyond the obvious things like soda and candy. The acids in alcohol can damage your teeth and dry out your mouth. Diet soda and club soda are not guilt-free for your teeth as they still contain high levels of acid.

When you are looking for healthy foods to eat, then cucu-mber is a great choice. Cucu- mbers are fruits though we normally eat them as vegetables. Cucu-mber goes with the scientific name cucu-mis savitis which is made up of 90-96% of water in it. Cucu-mbers are commonly eaten raw . Cucu-mbers are of great benefits to your health and those health benefits are what am here to reveal to you.

Health Benefits Of Cucumber

1. Cucu-mber Contains Some Essential Vitamins Vitamins are one of the most essential nutrients you need more in your body to live healthy and cucu-mbers are always give it to you if only you eat them. Basically,cucu- mbers contain vitamin A,B &C which in turn energize you, boost your immunity and keep you radiant. Cucu-mbers also contain other nutrients such as iron, calcium, phosphorous, zinc, folic acid magnesium, Vitamins B1,B2,B3,B6 and more.


2. Cucu-mbers Keep You Hydrated Like I earlier mentioned, cucu-mbers are made up of 90-95% of water. This means that if you may eat cucu-mbers as alternative to water because of it’s high water content. And keeping you hydrated is not limited to eliminate thirst but many other functions like transportation of nutrients all round the body , aid in digestion etc.


3. Cucu-mbers Reduce The Risk Of Cancer Another key health benefit of cucu-mber is having the ability to reduce risks of cancer. Cucu-mbers are made up of plant nutrients named cucurbitacins which according to scientists, have anti-cancer properties. Scientists also went ahead to prove that activities that leads to the growth and development of some cancerous cells in the body can be blocked by this nutrient in cucu- mbers called cucurbitacins.

4. Cucu-mbers Get Rid Of Bad Breath Cucu-mbers help to freshen your breath and get rid of bad breath . Cucu-mbers are made up of phytochemicals which eliminates those bacteria causing bad breath. So when ever you feel you need to freshen your breath, get some cucu-mbers and eat.


5. Cucu-mber Is A Good Home Remedy For Sunburn Cucu-mbers has the capability of clearing sunburns too. Whenever you are experiencing sunburns again, simply do this; Cut a cucu- mber into tiny slices and put them directly on the sunburn affected areas, remove immediately you feel the warmth from cucu- mbers.

6. Cucu-mbers Help To Fight Inflammation Do you know that cucu-mber helps to reduce inflammation in the body. Well, cucu-mbers contain flavonoids which are have anti- inflammatory properties to reduce inflammation in the body.

7. Cucu-mbers Strengthen the Bones Cucu-mbers are rich in vitamin K is very much important for a healthy bone. When there’s low amount of vitamin K in the body then the risk of bone fracture increases. So get yourself some cucu-mbers and save yourself from bone fractures.

8. Cucumbers Are Essential For Weight Loss Well, if you are trying to drop some pounds, then you need cucumbers. This is because they are very low in calories . They also contain fibers which are ideal to regulate body weight.

9. Cucumbers Are Ideal For Diabetic Patients Diabetic patients need cucumbers to maintain their diabetes. Cucumber contains a hormone essential for the pancreas for insulin production. So if you are diabetic, then never miss to eat good amount of cucumbers weekly.

10. Cucu-mbers Help To Prevent Constipation Cucu-mbers are very rich in water like I’ve earlier said, they also contain fiber. These two nutrients enables food to move through the digestive tract quicker and more easily , helping you prevent constipation.

HOW THE APOSTLES DIED.

1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.


4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.


7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.


8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony.
His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour.
The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.

11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.


13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire.

Bible writers ...


Genesis: Moses


Exodus: Moses


Leviticus: Moses


Numbers: Moses


Deuteronomy: Moses


Joshua: Joshua


Judges: Samuel


Ruth: Samuel


1 Samuel: Samuel; Gad; Nathan


2 Samuel: Gad; Nathan


1 Kings: Jeremiah


2 Kings: Jeremiah


1 Chronicles: Ezra


2 Chronicles: Ezra


Ezra: Ezra


Nehemiah: Nehemiah


Esther: Mordecai


Job: Moses


Psalms: David and others


Proverbs: Solomon; Agur; Lemuel


Ecclesiastes: Solomon


Song of Solomon: Solomon


Isaiah: Isaiah


Jeremiah: Jeremiah


Lamentations: Jeremiah


Ezekiel: Ezekiel


Daniel: Daniel


Hosea: Hosea


Joel: Joel


Amos: Amos


Obadiah: Obadiah


Jonah: Jonah


Micah: Micah


Nahum: Nahum


Habakkuk: Habakkuk


Zephaniah: Zephaniah


Haggai: Haggai


Zechariah: Zechariah


Malachi: Malachi


Matthew: Matthew


Mark: Mark


Luke: Luke


John: Apostle John


Acts: Luke


Romans: Paul


1 Corinthians: Paul


2 Corinthians: Paul


Galatians: Paul


Ephesians: Paul


Philippians: Paul


Colossians: Paul


1 Thessalonians: Paul


2 Thessalonians: Paul


1 Timothy: Paul


2 Timothy: Paul


Titus: Paul


Philemon: Paul


Hebrews: Paul


James: James (Jesus’ brother)


1 Peter: Peter


2 Peter: Peter


1 John: Apostle John


2 John: Apostle John


3 John: Apostle John


Jude: Jude (Jesus’ brother)


Revelation: Apostle John

Pls for those who have their children & wards writing JAMB tomorrow pls inform them not to use the "ENTER" key on the keyboard of the computer they are going to use tomorrow, but they should make use of the mouse & the up & down arrows on the keyboard b/c once they press ENTER their work will be submitted & can't be retrieved back, so if they must use it let it be only when they are done with the questions & want to submit their work... Journey mercy to all JAMB candidates tomorrow & Goodluck

Pre-Barca match all-night prayer...AMEN!

If you’re a bit lost when it comes to revising for
exams or writing essays, you’ll appreciate some
expert guidance. These science-backed tricks
will help improve your studying methods AND
your grades in no time!


1. Take a highlighter hiatus

Many students rely on highlighters to mark
important parts of text, whether it’s in weekly
seminar readings or their own notes. But
studies have shown that this method may
actually hinder revision progress.

According to Professor John Dunlosky, students are more likely to focus on one concept at a time if they
identify phrases and words with a brightly
coloured pen, making it more difficult to absorb
the information as a whole or link key concepts
together.


Instead of using highlighters, grab a big piece
of paper and try to mind map the most
significant points of the key texts you’ve read.


Creating a visual map will help link the ideas
together, and the physical action of writing and
drawing will trigger your kinaesthetic memory.


2. Get into the swing of things

Pulling all-nighters may work for a very small
handful of students, but unfortunately for the
majority of people all-nighters generally equal
lower grades.

Research has proven that getting
into a routine and setting yourself up to study
at specific times of the day actually trains your
brain to learn in those moments, making each
and every revision session really count.
Some students work best in the morning, others
in the evening — there is no right and wrong
here.

So find the routine that suits you, then
make a study timetable and stick to it over the
exam period. Your grades will thank you for it!


3. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3…

Not only do practice tests increase your
confidence before heading into the real exam,
which in turn helps lead to better performance,
they also improve your overall exam technique
because you learn good pacing skills. By sitting
down and taking a practice paper in exam
conditions (that means no mobile phones,


music or computers — just you, the questions, a
pen and a clock to keep track of time), you’ll
get a good idea of how the exam will be on the
day and how you’ll divide your time. If a whole
century of research proves that repeated
testing works, the experts can’t be wrong.


4. Get flashy

Flashcards have been a fashionable study tool
since a simple-yet-effective method was
developed by German science journalist
Sebastian Leitner in the 1970s.

The Leitner system makes use of multiple flashcards
organised into a box; if you manage to answer
a card correctly, you file it into a section that
will be revised less often, but if you give the
wrong answer, the card is moved into a section
to be revisited more frequently.

This system is a highly effective way of prioritising your study topics in a logical manner and, better yet,
means you can practise just about anywhere!


5. Break it down

Scientifically speaking, cramming is never
constructive. Instead, it is much better for you
to break your workload down into bite-size
chunks. Research has proven time and time
again that studying for shorter periods of time
with regular rest intervals improves both
concentration and memory capacity.

Your brain is much better at encoding information into the synapses in short, repeated sessions, rather
than one large one.

Think back to when you were younger and you
learned to swim, ride a bike or play a musical
instrument for the first time — you never
perfected these skills in one day.

So whether you’re memorising difficult maths equations or revising Spanish verb conjugations, remember to follow this technique!


6. Don’t let healthy habits slip

It’s always tempting to binge on junk food
around deadlines, so you can spend more time
studying and not cooking. But in reality, this is
only going to have a negative effect on your
brainpower. Taking the time out to cook is both
a great way to give yourself a break from the
books, and also to ensure your body is getting
the nutrients it needs at this stressful time.


Top nutritionist Jo Lewin recommends opting
for whole grains for a steady supply of energy,
oily fish for healthy brain function, antioxidant
blueberries and tomatoes for improving short
term memory, and vitamins C and K in the form
of blackcurrants and broccoli to increase
mental agility and enhance cognitive function.


And don’t forget to drink plenty of water to
keep hydrated and help your brain work faster.
Goodbye vending machines, hello straight A
student!


7. Ditch the distractions

It has long been noted that listening to
classical music while studying can have a very
positive effect on students’ outcomes, with
research carried out in France showing a huge
difference in test results between students who
listened to classical music during a one-hour
lecture and those who didn’t.

But this doesn’t ring true for all types of music, which can infact be quite distracting.
Research by Nicole Dudukovic, who is
psychology professor at Trinity College,


Hartford in Connecticut, has shown that
listening to music or texting friends
while studying does not make you study better
(despite the claims of many students).


So while you can boost your grades by listening
to classical music, listening to Kanye West
while studying just won’t have the same effect.


Avoid distractions by switching off mobile
phones and social media notifications during
your designated study period to improve
concentration.


8. Study in your sleep (no, really!)

Scientists at Northwestern University carried
out an experiment to find out if playing sounds
to sleeping participants would increase
their memory of information learned listening to
the same sounds while awake — and it turns
out it really does work!

If you want to follow
this method, try associating sounds with
revision cards during waking hours, and then
playing those sounds back while you sleep to
strengthen the memory.


For almost 200 years, researchers have
believed sleep plays a vital role in learning, and
now it has been confirmed. Names, faces,
numbers and locations are consolidated in
memory during deep sleep — hurray!


Other studies have also shown that by
reviewing the most difficult topics just before
sleeping the night before a big test makes them
easier to recall on the day.

But be warned, not
getting enough sleep can lead to lower grades
and impaired reasoning and memory for up to
four days — yikes!


9. Exercise before you try tricky exercises

Your brain, like the rest of your body, changes
and develops as you grow, and can decline if
it’s underused. Studies have proven that even
just 30 minutes of moderate aerobic exercise
per day can improve cognitive function by
5-10% in adults.


Not only is exercise also
beneficial for attention span and information
processing, but endorphins that are released
during physical activity improve mood and
sleep, and reduces stress and anxiety — win!


The best part of all, is that the exercise you do
doesn’t need to be exhausting, as many of the
studies carried out were based on participants
walking briskly.


So whether you put on your
running shoes, roll out your yoga mat or throw
on your swimming costume, just half an hour of
exercise a day is all you need to keep your
brain in good shape.



10. Comfort zone? Change it up

Of course it’s important to have a routine, and
a big part of that routine should be where it is
you decide to study.


Research shows that if
you study the same material every day, but
change where you study, you’re more likely to
remember it because your brain will be forced
to form new associations with the information,
strengthening the memory of it in the process.
So don’t stick at your bedroom desk, or even
restrict yourself to studying in the library for
that matter.



Discover new places on campus to
study like empty seminar rooms, or head to a
(quiet) local café or even a friend’s house to
mix it up.


Now you’re on your way to getting top marks at
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