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Then He come and ....
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Specs:
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15.6 inch screen
wireless (
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Webcam
DVD WRITER
mmc card reader
Also comes with a charger

Price: 48k

Interested buyers should call or txt me on 08182052486. No flashin please!

can i exchange it with my pavillion dv6000 and add some money?

saxywale: I know a guy tht travelled to Ukraine to study English.

You must be Shitting me. Truly a sign dat the world is coming to an end

Itz irksome to hear all this talk of R.Fed being so humble he threw away a gold medal. Granted, He's ARGUABLY the best male tennis player ever buh d dude doesn't walk on water...
And I'm sure az hell He did not fight his way through an exasperating semi~final only to lose on account of sentiments.
So ppl, stop chalking his loss to NOBLESSE OBLIGE. Andy won fair and square !!!

Notice how Fed then let his countrymen In 2010 beat him in the French to advance as a favor for him beating Nadal for him the following year?

..Some of you guys have zero knowledge of the sport. lol

What Fed did for Andy was Awesome.

#FedererTheGreat[/i][/color][/font][/quote]You Ignoramus! Soderling is no compatriot of R.Fed. As much az dey sound alike - swede n Swiss are two different countries. Besides, Fed waz in the hunt for a Golden Slam not favorz.

You guyz should appreciate the patience, composure n great courage shown by Andy and not try to ratify Fed's loss

pro01: Without meaning to take anything away from Andy, I have a funny feeling Federer deliberately 'allowed' him win. . .in a graceful, sportsmanly display of large-heartedness - in the aftermath of the Wimbledon episode. Lol, silly but not implausible.

You think! I thot so too buh having seen R.Fed bawling lyk a baby losing to RAFA a few years back thinkin He'd never win the french open, I just had to doff my hat 2 Andy.

seedord247: S*x. Calabar girls will represents us.

...And ur Sister will sweep all all the medals on offer setting incredible World records in the process (Laff at that).

basher: It'll interesting to see what happens if that one on top the cage relieves itself while there.

LWKMD. U are one sickly imaginative dude - and thatz is a compliment.

lafile: My Reply.

Five (Sarcastic)Reasons Why U Do Not Need A Car

1) They’re Expensive with Ongoing Costs
Any way you look at it, cars are expensive.

2) Do You Really Need That Much Mobility in Your Life?
My company has a Staff Bus I can ride to work everyday, my house i near the BRT bus stop, I actually enjoy riding okada. What do I need a car for? If i get stuck in traffic at Mile 12, I can just come down from the bus and take a bike. Can a car owner do that?

3) Not as Convenient as You May Think
In my opinion, cars are not really as convenient as you might imagine. You waste hundreds of man hours with the mechanic, spend early mornings washing the car, and lets not forget the millions of things that can go wrong with a car. Phew!If a bus gets a flat tire, i just come down and take the next bus. Simple.

4) You Could Have a Misperceived Need
Majority of people who have cars think they are a necessity, when in fact they are not.
Forty years ago, most people didn’t even have cars. Even in New York lots of 'Big Boys' rely on the subway to move around. It then stands to reason that if your forefathers made it in life without a car, there’s a good chance that it is not a true necessity in your current life.

5) They are replacing good exercise.
You can hardly see fit people anymore.They spend so much time driving, they don't get the benefits of the good old trek anymore.

Did someone say good reply This is the best riposte yet!!!

did u say Good reply?? This is the best riposte yet![/quote]

Go DjOKER!!!
Oopz! Wrong thread. Let me sneak out before....

Expect The DJOKER to waltz his way to the finals unruffled. R. Fed and murray! <Scoffz> This should be the easiest slam win of his career.
Go DJOKER!!!

HELP GUYS!!! I CANT register for the Post-ume screening exercise. Anytime I enter my Jamb reg no and phone no, it tells me User does not exist. Wat do I do I'm running out of time

femzy: It's obvious you don't listen!!!

And on the age issue; Rafa is just a year older than Murray and he has 11 GS in his shelves; hmmmm time is going, i repeat time is going. You talk about Ivan Lendl like though he was only employed yesterday. Even Lendl with 8GS played tennis in a different era. It's good to believe in him as he might reach the finals but winning is a STRONG doubt if not disbelieve. He and his fans keep reminding me of Arsenal.

you're on point bro. Feel bad 4 him though. At least He's playing some good tennis unlike dat old foool, Tim Henman. But unfortunately He's playin in the wrong era or looking for a slam on the wrong surface coz I don't see him winnin the All-white slam not when the DJOKOVIC steamROLLER is in tow.
Go Djoker!!!

Battery lasts for only 1 hour 30mins if I were you, i'll take the offer of 45k coz dat guy iz doin you a solid

Apologies for the foul language earlier used.
The Card was bought at The bank my sister in Lagos. She sms'd the Pin n Serial no of d card. But wen I log in to the site. I get a page askin for my Jamb reg no n my fone no. I entered the info required and i get a msg sayin details not valid.
Could it be as a result of mix up of fone number? Coz I dont have a clue wat to do nxt. And I have jux 2 days to register. Pls, I need ur help

pls experts in the house. I've become dumber by the day. I need steps on how to register for the unilag post-ume screening. I went to the Unilag website, filled my Jamb registration number and phone number but all I get is a crapload of shit.
PLS I need guidance coz I'm runnin out of time

To all Experts in the house. Please, I need your solid advice.
I scored 249 in UTME and I applied to study medicine - What is the cut-off for med this year; What do I need to score in Post Ume to gain admission on merit Do I stand a chance
P.S - I'm from Akwa-Ibom state. (I'm hopin but not sure this gives me any kind of leverage)

@ OP - you are a long way off. This thread was started aeons ago. Go do something original !!!

This Djoker sef. He likes winning dramatically. He could have been ruthless from the start and coulda spared RAFA and his pom-pom juggling fans. But Noooo...he wanted a juicier headlines. Anyways, it's his style and he works it like the Magician He is
Go DJOKER! may the force be with you

Besides I can't help it, I just have to have setiments, when the greatest player is involed ROGER!! So sad he's getting old
[/font][/color][/size][/quote]Sorry bruv, but like the Old nursery rhyme OLD ROGER is dead n gone to dig up his grave...And he ain't gettin up and knocking nobody

Pls i need a HP/DELL/IBM/LENOVO laptop.
Specs ; Duo core 2gb ram (upgradable to 4gb); 2ghz speed (upgradable 2 4ghz), 240-320 Hard disk space webcam, bluetooth, battery life @ least 3hrs.
Price range; 45k max

DJOKOVIC to win his first french Open slam. The guy is in steam-rolling mode. No chance for RAFA!
Yes, RAFA is the clay court Supremo but DJOKER haz done a number on him. Hiz powerful top-spin drive is no problem for Djokovic. The dude has got a one-uppance on him.
Djokovic beating beatin RAFA on sunday would eclipse RFeds Record-breaking gland slam triumphs for me

9ice one people. Dis is probably the coolest. I see some of us have some quotes in common. Some of my fav's in no particular order are ;

# "I'm a god, I'm a monster, I'm a legend, I'm a Rockstar!!$" (the stiffmeister. AMERICAN PIE)

# "Guns in church!!! (scoffz). The Abomination that causes desolation !!!" (FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS)

# "Hungry dog eats Shit!" (jackie Chan. DRUNKEN MASTER)

# ezekiel 27:15 " ...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!" by (Samuel Jacksön. PULP FICTION) (not sure if datz d full quote though. I think there may be more).

# My name is freeze. Learn it well for it is the sound of your doom. (Arnold Schwarzenneger, BATMAN FOREVER)

# "Hello...Mr Anderson" (agent Smith, MATRIX)

# "Ladies and Gentlemen, Dying time is here! (Dr Dealgood, MAD MAX)

# "Greed is good" (michael Douglas, WALL STREET)

# "I have to go now. I'm having an Old friend for dinner" (Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs).

my thumbs gon numb. Datz as far as i can go 4 now.

9ice one people. Dis is probably the coolest thread yet. I see some of us have some quotes in common. Some of my fav's in no particular order are ;

# "I'm a god, I'm a monster, I'm a legend, I'm a Rockstar!!$" (the stiffmeister. AMERICAN PIE)

# "Guns in church!!! (scoffz). The Abomination that causes desolation !!!" (FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS)

# "Hungry dog eats Shit!" (jackie Chan. DRUNKEN MASTER)

# ezekiel 27:15 " ...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!" by (Samuel Jacksön. PULP FICTION) (not sure if datz d full quote though. I think there may be more).

# My name is freeze. Learn it well for it is the sound of your doom. (Arnold Schwarzenneger, BATMAN FOREVER)

# "Hello...Mr Anderson" (agent Smith, MATRIX)

# "Ladies and Gentlemen, Dying time is here! (Dr Dealgood, MAD MAX)

# "Greed is good" (michael Douglas, WALL STREET)

# "I have to go now. I'm having an Old friend for dinner" (Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs).

my thumbs gon numb. Datz as far as i can go 4 now.

Hello ppl. Big ups 2 all contributors to this thread.
I applied 2 Unilag to study Medicine/surgery. Had a measly score of 249 in jamb. And 4rm my calculations I wud need 2 score at least 92 in the post-ume to meet the cut-off points for med, which is 76. Plz, I want to kno if this is possible or I'm jux kiddin myself coz I know I'm no Mark Zuckerberg
P.S: I am 4rm Akwa-Ibom state. (I'm wondering if this gives me any kind of leverage)

I pray Madrid goes thru 2 d Final, So dey can suffer a humiliating defeat @ the hands of Barcelona. And Then, we can enjoy eternal braggin rights.
Forza Barca