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God I thank you for choosing me amongst men. America is only a platform; God is the maker of men.

YES, I'M ONE OF THE SELECTED!

Its a close one but I think the obodo Oyinbo-based kids are not just a tad but wayyy naughtier than their home-based counterparts. Testament to this fact are my Aunt's kidz or at least one of 'em.
The youngest of 4 kidz, this lad is arguably the brightest kid i've ever seen. Sharper than a razor and brilliant to a fault. At 5 yrs this kid does things that makes my kid broda (a boy who alwayz topz his klass} look retarded. But....here'z d spoiler...this kid, amazin though, is also the prince of nuttiness - and that is putting it mildly. The amazin ease at which he goes from boy wonder to Chucky mode will bloW you away. If He doesn't get wat He wants when He wants it, boy will drag you to hell, literally !!! And If you dare rebuke him, you don enter confirm wahala. A boy who wakes up in the nite screamin on the top of his lungz for candy. Mehn, the lungz on that boy, our neighbourz believe. I pity the parents, the father wanted to kill him but held himself fearing the little devil would spill his gutz to the oyinbos when they return to the states. My aunt even begged us not to go all 9ja on his ass. Even his siblings were embarrassed by his acting. I told my aunt to enlist the help of Keanu Reeves cos itz only an exorcist that can deliver that boy. I will pick my retarded bro 20 times over boy wonder.
The siblings although not anytin lyk their Chucky brother know how to push the envelope of free-spiritedness. They say anything that comes to their mind without fear. Being upfront and expressive is not all itz cut-out to be especially with kidz. Thatz why God provided us with rods. I know it worked on me and I will not hesitate to pass down the legacy, whether I dey 9ja or Jand.

pls how much can i get a hp dv6000 15'4 inch screen?

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ebucha: Queens English does not improve the economy of a nation, ask the Chinese prime minister (fastest growin economy), Germans or maybe Japanese. The English currency and Economy overtook ours years back cos they made us slave to their language. Gramma good oh,but e no go giv us light,water and road. SEEK FOR DEVELOPMENTAL KNOWLEDGE!!

Tell 'em my brother.

Rich4god: One thing about NYSC is that.... If you do not accept where you are posted, you will never enjoy it nor get what you want. Serving as a corper have so many benefit only if you will accept where ever you were posted and face the challenges there. Its worth doing my dear brother.

Try and accept the fact that You could b blown apart by BOKO-harams

Ada Nri1: Y are you all still awake by now My excuse is my infant child.

Laff Wan Tie Rope 4 my neck Kill Me.

From Akwa-Abasi-Ibom state. Ado ok!!!

hello OP. Nice thread you have there. Plz can you get me admission plus scholarship into an m.sc programme in any university in minnesota, USA ?
I graduated with a 2nd class hons {lower division}. < 3.0
Is this possible?

May He rest in the bosom of His maker. An influential motivator and Life coach He was. Recipes for Successful living His books were. He made a great Impact on the lives of so many and will never stop doing that. O Wat a great man He was. May the Force be with you. See you at the top Zig

Agiliti: it's not a white or black thing, it's an underdog thing... the way some black people feel about obama or tiger woods, or any other black guy dominating a typically white field is the same way some whites feel about eminem, larry bird, or any other "great white hope" who dominated a black field....even people were rooting for jonathan simply because he was a minority

Took the wordz rite outta my mouth

Anyi.:
Maintenance engineer that doesn't know the grades of hydraulic oil. Don't know who to blame here. Your school or you. Still undecided.

We can alwayz blame the Oil

s3nn2x: Best ever thread on Nairaland.

Itz a great thread, no doubt. But 'BEST EVER' {scoffz}. Baby stepz bruv

engrtee: I told a frend. THANKS, DAT WHY I LOVE U


everyone mockd me. Thought i was a gay

If your friend waz a guy then that would most certainly raise some red flagz.

Keneking: Bend down, touch your toes with your hands, and shake your tail before the panelist.

LFMAO!!! What position did you apply for

Wisdom sez ¤There is power in the Word¤ But there are times when this holds false. On more than one occassion
has any individual made a remark that was anything but Powerful.

Timez without number has man (myself included) made some stupid, silly, uncharacteristic comment(s) that leaves You in awe of your beautiful mind.

I've had my fair share of silly over the yearz buh one I'll never forget iz
...moi, a dude, MAKING aN endorsement of ALWAYS sanitary pad (a product meant 2 protect the hoo-hoo of the female species) in a room full of Women. The scene played out like this
After watchin the alwayz sanitary pad advert, Stupid me xclaimz "I tell you this Alwayz good . E mek xense wella !!!" this endorsement elicits a thousand stares at me. Then I hear a chorused "How You take know say Alwayz good...You dey use am??". O boy dem laff me die. Mehn, waz I embarrased by my usually disciplined tongue

I will share more of my silliness az we progress but
If You feel You have said something even more stupid than this, the floor is wide open. Feel free 2 share

Basilona: Good news guyz.

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Gud mornin people. Product still on sale

Gud eevneen people. Still waiting for your Order

sleemoon: Oga aw much last...i wan buy

broz it can go for 14,500.

[quote author=tsheye]How much is it, and can I see the pictures!!!
sheye.omole@aiesec.net
i've uploaded the pics so you can have a view of dis toy you just have to get in ur kitty.
PS : It sells for only 15k
Call me on 08182052486 now to get urz

here are pictures of the gadget.
It comes in different colorz to fit ur persona

Good evening people. Still waiting for your ORDER

[quote author=Basilona]Bumper package at your doorstep.

On offer is a clean, used HP PAVILlion DV6000 at an affordable rate.

Specs:
Intel core 2 duo; 1.6ghz processor; 2gb ram; 160gb hdd. windows 7
15.6 inch screen
wireless LAN
Webcam
DVD WRITER/RECORDABLE
mmc card reader
Also comes with original charger

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Interested buyers should call or txt me on 08182052486. No flashin please!

price is also affordable and negotiable

Good news guyz.

In stock now is a SKROHL SK-12 multipurpose portable fashion cell phone watch
Features include :
* Hi def display (1.54 inch), 16m colors
* 3.2Mp CMOS camera
* Touch screen panel
* Music player and video player
* Bluetooth
* Up to 16Gb storage memory
* Java 2.0
* Comes with accessories like charger and a headset

All these as well as normal phone features like call, sms, mmc and a host of others

This watch comes in a variety of colors to suit ur persona

To place ur order (retail & wholesale) call or text now on 081820524866. No flashin plz

unipol: it is possible my guy. after all, i trecked from U.S.A to germany last month. just be courageous and fearless.

SOFLMAO!!! This is d best sarcasm ever

derus: to be candid i don't believe in that dating of a thing when it is tym let d guy approach d girl dat he want 2 marry and go head for the marriage
simple as 1/1 = 1

I soooo pity you

Hey there peepz. I have a very clean UK used White bold 4 for sale @ 37k. I RESIDE IN uyo, akwa-ibom.
The num 2 contact is 08182052486.
Will b waitin 4 ur call / txtz. No flash plz!

The grand effect is the significant improvement of power nationwide.[/quote]Is this az a result of the GEJ effect or d influx of more generatorz

SimonAndal: Muslims are the vilest of creatures. I'm calling it like I see it. Better a Jew in the time of Hitler than a muslim.

Spot on, Mr !!! You couldn't have put it any beta