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Boarding to Hell. They are shy like we care to see their evil faces again. RIP to dem boyz.

deluckiest: Na by force? I must to go withdraw my 42M naira deposit with them before dem kill our women finish. Yeye prostitute bank!

Sisi you no get

goofie: washing my bfs clothes would mean dt he is sick and is probably an orphan with no siblings . even for a husband, i cld probably do the inner wears.

a man should treat a woman right first and foremost because she is a human being. he should also treat a woman right cos when he does, he also treats himself right.

You can't do your bfs' laundry because one 9t stand ladies don't have such time. Lazy bone!!!

sanb: Thanks for this and sometimes i can't understand some of us ladies. not married to him and she is doing his Laundry?? oh please!!! i can understand the cooking side which is not bad at all as you would like to make sure that he has a healthy diet...

It is imoprtant that a woman should have self respect for herself so that no man would take her for a ride!!!

You are just a lazy a*s. I'll kick your type out after the first week. Who told you that doing a man's laundry is disrespecting your self? You can keep him healthy but you can't keep him clean. *sigh*

Chokolee: 1.Always wanting to claim a right on the road,*bad habit!*
2.Insulting and shouting at a rough driver *Just seat in your car and watch him/her,make him/her feel like a fuul*
#Road safety advices that you take yourself as the only sane driver...everyother person on the road is madt#

I always remind them how mad they are each time a driver misbehaves.

onomeasike: the sad part of it is that,for 12 solid years this man was incacerated,this man was not proven to be a cannibal as popularly believed,all this hypocritical I-love-my-brother-for-mouth MASSOB,OHANEZE,IBO WORLD CONGRESS and all these useless tactless ibo kwenu DID NOT EVEN MAKE A CASE FOR HIS TRIAL IN A COMPETENT COURT ,For GODSAKE,even AL-MUSTAPHA with all his alleged attrocities still had his people pleading for his trial/pardon.

SHAME ON NDIGBO!!

Sorry, we are still in shock about the death of your supplier. Take heart! We knew how prepared we were to defend your friend in court before this sad story. Nndoo.

It was once reported that Lagos would submerge someday. Is it time already?

How much is the toyota 2003 remote?

kenyguy: We do our business at portharcourt though we do supply to other states if we agree on terms of service.
Th-AnKhs.

Where in Port Harcourt?

I reside in Port Harcourt, can you get me good mechanic that is not as expensive as the thieves in this town? I travel all the way to Aba and Onitsha to fix my car and also to buy parts.

My friend needs a front bumper for camry 2005, brake masters,Radiator and the front grail. How much?

How much?

belovedaja: you look more or less like an illiterate .i want you to reason and not foolishly follow what you dont know. I am a full blood igbo boy . THINK

Let me correct you. " You are a fool blood igbo idiot"

Nigeria! Can't you guys see what's bn protected here? Yorubas don't want non-indigenes to take over Lagos which will eventually happen when this law comes to stay and S/S don't want other part of the country to have a share in the black gold. Are they not the ppl that fought for "One Nigeria"? Why are they now running?

[quote author=One_Naira]I am shocked, for the first time in my life I completely disagree with SE. First time for everything. WTF was SE smoking that day to agree on this new law?

Anyway sha, no, This new law would create more controversy and more problems in Nigeria than fixing. If anything, it would not bring the nation closer but it would create more division. Am I the only one that's seeing it? Someone mentioned North domination in the political environment of Nigeria and with this new law, it would decrease their political domination. First of, in what way will it do so? If anything, it would increase their political domination.

No No no No. SE needs to listen to SS and SW.[/quote]SE is only being clever here. If we must stay together as one Nigeria then it shouldn't be partial. If we can't, then let us all go our seperate ways.

bittyend: Fix that shytehole, and stop picking on people with positive criticism!!

Nigeria is a rubbish country!!

Your foolishness is about to earn you a gold medal, keep exhibiting it
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bittyend: Fix that shytehole, and stop picking on people with positive criticism!!

Nigeria is a rubbish country!!

You foolishness is about to earn you a gold medal, keep exhibiting it

Who is this ashawo?

suraaj: are we at war?how sure are u those killed by jtf are all muslim,am a Yoruba guy but i knw Borno people they wil neva bow,if u join the Nig Army 100 wil join the BH.b4 u start talking nonsense always try to analyse the situation,idiot we are all scape goat to the ruling power,cos every thing is politic.

Don't forget that the killed soldiers were also ppls husbands, sons and fathers. You don't mess with the military! Since they refused to bow, the army will never get tired of killing them. It is in their best interest to stop the senseless killing. Other region should learn from this. Never do anythg that will attract the military to your area.

yuzedo: Kidnap the people financing them?? Abi ur just pretending you don't know that these politicians are cult-patrons and former cultists themselves?
The armed guys that stormed Esut were heavily armed according to accounts and there guns were sounding "ra-ta-ta-ta-ta" and "dom-dom-dom" and "GBOOM!", not "pishaun-pishaun" (Babcock, Unilag, Covenant, Madonna & Igbinedion cults)

So dunno if it is Kidnappers or just aggrieved cultists.

Funny, i can't imagine an attempt on Egboka of Unizik or Mbanefo (Former UNN VC) succeeding. These are "strong-men" VC's. Anyway, power pass power and ESHOOT is respected for the bad mama-jama's they have as undergraduates and overgraduates!

Oga, u be war commentator?

Before all these churches get to 100yrs, their scandals would be worst.

seedord247: I think if we eradicate igbo and hausa pple nigeria will be good.

You are so daft that you can't say whr is whr in Nigeria even after reading. Na wa oh! I'm angry to have a goat like you on the same forum. Moderator, can't we have special forum for this already identified Ewe?

EyesWideOpen: And when did this happen? Lol. I'm a BUK student and I've no idea any such thing happened yesterday.
Thank God for Nairaland!

"Mr blind eyes wide open" na so u no go know when bomb blow your a*s. Mulu anya!

The first day I climbed the Ilasa bridge I felt like running back mid way but the bridge is the better evil because vehicles blaze minimum of 100kmph along that Oshodi express. Govt wld rather fix it after the disaster and pay the hospital bills of those injured. Everythg is politicized in Nigeria.

Idowuogbo: Quite simple...

Take me buka

Buy me Okrika

Visit Fela shrine

Weekly Igbo(weed) allowance

Sex- 2wice a day

Kappish......

Your man is waiting in Orile motor park.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]yes i am sure. because of him billions of people around the world have did throughout the century, not to mention all the cultural genocide, r.ape, pillage, etc. .[/quote]HIS punishment will crush you faster than you can imagine.

Which kin thing be this now?

ratty c: Infact I'm tired on commenting,base on these Islamist sect,if them lyk let them kill themselves all.It doesn't affect me b/c I'm in Joharnesburg

I hate to call you a fool but you just acted like one.

Guy leave all distractions and secure your future financially. I had a girl that I loved so much, after NYSC I told her that I wanted to focus on job search, she got married almost immediately, yes she is a fine girl. I hussled, challenged myself and God gave me a good job two months after NYSC programme. So, focus! If you make money they will come knocking.

Just wondering how Jona's face will be during baby making process.

Saw the guys there with a drummer, they shared palmwine and also roasted yam in front of the sub-station. It was a funny drama.

I think say na money she win.