₦airaland Forum

Story, story!!! Where were they since the ICJ ruling? Coming here 10yrs after to disturb us.

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oayombo: Well, mine is in very good condition with no problem whatsoever. The fact that yours is giving u issues doesn't mean it's a company flop.

That phone is a big pooo!! I'm the only one still using his in my office. The touchscreen responds at will. It chooses what to open for you against your wish.

A working local government chairman can achieve this. Nonsense!

This fear, fear fool is seeking for cheap friendship with the North. I wonder what he is trying to achieve, those fulanis will still kill his brothers anytime.

shymexx: I'm just having fun...

Fun?

Wash!

stillwater: So you won't own it on yourself not to constitute yourself as a nuisance to the public and yourself because afterall the government didn't provide incentives for your comfort? That is why I like my religion. At the end of the day you are responsible for your own actions. I don't know how people who lament they are suffering but instead of using the money to buy better food or invest in small business, would rather buy psychotic drugs and beer. Height of misplaced priorities!

Leave beer out of this!

:PHer birthday suit while indoors.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]Well tell the hausa that you know to vote for Peer Obi. Fash doesnt need hausa or ibo vote.....he needs God's vote. [/quote]Confirm from your uncle Abiola.

I can hear the sound of "Igodo". This is going to be an internal war. Igbos are not abokis and will respond with equal measures. "Republic of Lagos"

Na God go punish the person wey hold alienware remote for village. *sobs*

You find all these roommates in a typical 9ja family house. Any liar or pretender to deny?

Post anything about "romance" s(e)x, fashion and you will see them fighting till the page gets to 101.

Why the noise now? Was the judgement given last week? The bakassi chiefs have finished the token from government to keep mute. Bakassi must be given to cameroon.

Water has been entering my car through the boot during rain. Two panel beaters have tried but after each work the thing only gets worst.

shagaman: I have the same issue too. Took my car and was checked for leakage nothing was traced. I don tire!

I understand your feeling bro,i have had same type of problem,but i was introduced to a guy around ojodu berger around the road safety office,his name is Mr bond,
he is very very good,after two months i cant take my AC beyond level 2 cos its extremely cold.

I stay in Port Harcourt.

emmykk: a female police officer by name mabel of the mile 1 police station port harcourt rivers state with phone number 08037809873 that i met on the 2GO chatting software stole two of my laptops mainly because we later were in intimate r/ship,it was then i know that the rank and file of the police is a can full of worms.she took the 1st laptop mysterously that i cannot pinpoint it then and did not want to accuse her without evidence,until when i caught her with the 2nd 1 allthough she has already succeeded it taking-we have since part ways .always check ur lady bag when they are leaving.and dont date police laadies o

Oshoo free master! You didn't settle her so she settled herself. You get luck na your television she for put for her handbag.

berem: you have said it all! I wonder what happened to the "Zain University Challenge" dunno if I got it right.that was my best programme so far!

So all the companies should be doing Science and Tech contest? FYI Nigerian Breweries sponsor many events in our tertiary institutions so also MTN, Coca Cola and most Nigerian banks.
Your call should be for more companies to also take partake in promoting the Nation's academic excellence and not abandoning the social contest.

mymadam: Food For Thought this! Even though these things are necessary to 'keep the citizenry sane', are they really the priority in today's Nigeria? I personally would have preferred the Science, Tech & Current Affairs stuff referred to by you. They make more sense at the moment, imho. NL'ers, please let us take the bull by the horn and lead by example. Any suggestions? God bless Nigeria.

Mymadam we have Cowbell Mathematics competition, NLNG literature award and several others. You can also come up with yours. All work and no play....

Sam Milla: That is what we know how to do here in Nigeria. While the Indians and Chinese are organising Science and Tech contests,
We are busy organising Big Brothers, Maltina dancehall, Gulder ultimate search, Nokia project fame, MTN this and that.
Are these things what we now learn in our Universities?
#bigShame

Just like Nokia, MTN, NB Plc, you can also organize the Science and Tech contests, even if it is at Primary school level or within your neighbourhood. What do you think?

Jukwa ese, abum onye Anambra!!! Dalu nu.

Rossikk: See how you reason like a goat? If you put such assets on the market, they will sell in a week or less, to ready and waiting buyers anywhere in the world!!! Unless you've no clue how to market, or think because you're from Nigeria, nobody will want your wares - an extremely stup.id and ignorant idea given that Nigerians, including ordinary Nigerians, conduct international business transactions worth billions of dollars every month!!!

This shows how myopic your are in the recovery effort. Most people won't want to buy those properties because of problem. Some of these debtors go as far as threatening the prospective buyers. Banks have properties to sell but no buyer. Most of the collaterals are highly priced and for specific users only.

lozanni: This is why the country needs a credit bureau through which you can ascertain a company or individual debt profile before you decide whether to advance such entity more loan or not.

It is in place and working well. Just that most banks still ignore the reports.

9jacrip: Does your freon leak out? I'm always having to refill every 4 weeks and it costs about 1500-2000 Naira.

I have the same issue too. Took my car and was checked for leakage nothing was traced. I don tire!

abiL: Yes I am spoilt, and don't I know it!

You better stop using your phone in traffic before they rob it off you.

No, my car get amana chilling (AC). Moreover, I no dey give shewe like you lift. So how my ipad wan take loss?

abiL: Again you're chatting sh[i]t. I can't understand you. Are you sure you didn't drop out of primary school to sell Garri and pure water? Because the way you're typing, it's like you're dropping mixed up alphabet soup out of your mouth.

Believe me, I go school pass everybody for your village. If you can't read our pigdin english then smell out of Nairaland. This forum na for Nigerians.

hornipipe:
that basisop guy definitely isn't worth it

Sharrap there!!! You woman wrapper! I'm just keeping myself busy with that spoilt and silly i(d)iot while I wait for the traffic to clear.

abiL: What in the name of kuli kuli is shewe. && most importantly, what are you crying about? Kindly translate it to English. Actually never mind, I have no time for you. You're old enough to be my grandfather. So you better go and tend to your kids instead of coming on here chatting utter cr[a]p. Have you no shame?

Shewe(prostitution). My grandson say him go like bleep you. Abeg, the guy go like patronise you.

abiL: Isn't it too early to be drunk? Jobless somebody. Busy body.

No, because I wan don enter house before you go come out to do your shewe work. I no wan carry HIV.

abiL: What the h[e]ll is Sapele? You demented old f[a]g

Your dad na my boyfriend till I dump am. The man too dey drink that town (sapele) water.