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Now there ia this common belief that ladies are in abundant supply,but the percentage that have got "wifey" qualities is very small.This prompts me to ask; What qualities should a woman have to be called a good wife; is it knowing how to cook,being neat,be good in bed,be hardworking,, nag less, non demanding, ha,abeg someone complete am for me

I'm serving as a Junior maintenance Engineer in one of the breweries in the east (sorry,for security reasons I no go mention the actual state).And talking about being retained,my boss has told me that I've got a high potential,but as you guys advised;I should stay away from the chick!Men,its going to be very hard because she is the rare type,and from all moves,she does like me.I no wan look like slacker.

Sha I know one similarity ;they are both ships. as 4 differences,one is a ship you will comfortably sleep in,the other is a ship you will only dream of sleeping in

Sha I know one similarity - both of them are ships As for differences,one is a ship you can actually sleep in,the other is a ship you can only wish to sleep in

A female corper also serving in the same company with me just told me of recent that she would love to do "things" with me.I was even foolish enough to ask her "things like what"?.She said we could hang out during breaks,spend time during weekends,go clubbing whenever there is time,just be there for each other.The problem I've got is that a lot of managers are interested in this girl and 'word' has gone round that she is interested in me.Several people have left this company for daring to go out with the female staff in this company.Reason?The ladies are very few in number and they are reserved for the ogas them.Abeg nairalanders wetin I go do?I kinda like the girl and at the same time, I kind of like the job-wouldn't like to be booted out of a company where I'm serving cos of a girl

Me sef I've tried the thing several times,but after some clicks,it shows page error.Maybe they are not serious

[b][/b] Chair,I dey hail.I'm from one the south-south states myself,and I must confess;I dey feel u well.No be small thing oohh!I dey work already,so I no fit join the organization.But frankly speaking,you don't need to recruit through the internet.Go to Bay side in Calabar south and you'll meet guys wey match all the details.

My advice to all landers; fashy these people.Dem be crooks.

Have you ever thought of paradise in Africa? A place where you can relax without thinking of the problems life offers- especially to we Nigerians? A place where you can really appreciate nature and all the good things it has to offer? A place that has one of the largest virgin forests in the world. A place where one special specie of gorillas still exist. A place where some of the best Nigerian and indeed African cuisines find its home. A real tourist heaven,with beautiful and very warm people. A place where you find Africa's premier business resort. A place judged to have the neatest city in Nigeria. A place where everybody- both residents and visitors call home. Have you ever thought of CROSS RIVER STATE. A state with over 72 dialects; ranging from the Efiks of the southern axis,the ejaghams of the central axis and the bekwarras of the northern region. A state where peace and I mean real peace exists. That place is Cross River State - OUr Faith, Our pride.

I didn't mean any harm.Its just a joke.I'm sorry to say this,but you're sounding a bit too hard on me,and its strange cos tou have a nice log in name.

Treat him as if you were his mama,that's all.All men are babies and all they value is being spoilt.

Okay,someone should just help me on this one.Can you really,and I mean really love more than my one girl?my neighbour says he has 5 -no,wait 6 - girls; and he loves all of them just the same.I got heart broken some months ago and since then I've not made up my mind to date any lady.But now that I'm serving there are 2 girls I really like,and I'm really getting along with both of them.The thing is I do like the both of them cos I sort of enjoy their company a lot.To make matters worse,I can practically say I like them the same.What do I do? Date both of them (something I've never done before),loose one of them (very painful option,or forget about the both of them?

I wouldn't call her a dream woman,but a reality woman.Well,she must be educated,beautiful,warm,social,sexy,neat and MUST know how to cook

Angel gabriel came with this report to God. "Lord,these Nigerians are really causing trouble up in here.The streets of Heaven are littered with beer bottles and cigarette stubs.They refuse to wear heavenly robes,instead they wear jeans and boots.Moreover,they refuse to sing angelic praises and they throw parties all the time".God discovers there is space in hell and tries to call satan.The phone rings for 30 minutes before satan picks."What's your problem",says God."Why did you keep me waiting this long?"."Sorry God",satan starts."Its these Nigerians you sent down here.They have just imported Air Conditioning Units and right about now,thy've started installing them!"

Whatever happened to marriage vows.I agree with you.A married man who gives money to his mother to keep for him is not a man,he is still aboy.Marriage is not meant for boys

(1) After service one sunday,tis announcement came up."All sisters in search of fruit of the womb should please meet the pastor in his vestry by 6pm today". (2) Three pastors were dicussing what they ussually do with sunday collection.1st pastor;'I put all the money in a tray,draw a line and throw the money up.The ones that fall on the left side of the line belongs to Me,those on the right side belong to God". 2nd pastor;"mine is almost the same,just that I draw a circle on the ground and throw the money up,the ones that fall in the circle belong to me,the ones outside the circle belong to God". 3rd pastor;"You people know how to waste time.I just throw the money up,anyone God Catches he will keep and the rest are mine"

Love at first sight?Men this thing no dey exist ooohhhh!Attracted at fisrt sight,yes.Infatuated at first sight,very common.Stunned at first sight,ok.But love at first sight?Naaaah.Love is like a seed,it has to be planted and nurtured before it blossoms and this process takes time.Maybe that phrase should be expressed as a clause like em,em,em,let's see.Ok,"knew at first sight that I would fall in love", how's that?

Having any ideas of going for service in June?Better kiss such thoughts goodbye.I'm presently serving and we asked an official of NYSC how far with the June stuff.The man told us that it was unrealistic,and we've come to see it.Some of our guys still don't have where to do their primary assignments.

Hi People.I just want to say that this is a real NAIJA forum where we can all come out and express ourselves,no holds barred.I love the threads,the replies,the advice,yabs and all.In short,I just love the forum.One love

Hi People.I just want to say that this is a real NAIJA forum where we can all come out and express ourselves,no holds barred.I love the threads,the replies,the advice,yabs and all.In short,I just love the forum.One love

In a way I support you.Genuine love is blind,but as for naija level,we fit say it has one eye.When the one eye is closed,then it is blind.When the one eye is open, well

Mum,when you left in 1995,I thought the world had come to an end.But somehow I struggled through,finished secondary school and entered Poly.Dad,when you died 3 years ago,we all felt it was finished for you used to tell us that if you died while we were still young,we'll suffer in the hands of our relations.I have to tell you Mummy and Daddy,I know you guys are up there and smiling down on us because your 2 children are doing very fine now.Ansa is married with a baby boy and she'll finish school next session.I'm serving now and I'm marching to greater heights.On behalf of Ansa and I,I'm lighting this candle cos your parental love was a light and is still a light in our dark moments.One day,one moment,the candle will definitely burn out,but your loving memories never will.We love you and miss you.Till we meet up there,keep looking after us.Its your boy,Bassey. (Ps) I'm also lighting a candle for my friends,Yaks,Abel,Francis,Ifeanyi,Jide and other lost souls in graduating cet of 2006 session The Federal Polytechnic,Bauchi

Nairalanders what a gwan?I've got this small(?) problem that is causing me sleepness nights.There's this girl I met in NYSC camp.While in the camp we never taked,though we were in the same platoon.But as things went on,we got posted to the same local govt area for our primary assignments.I'm serving in a company,while she is at the local govt.One thing led to another and we started chatting,and to tell you the truth,this chick is sweet.The problem is this;I asked her out and she said she liked me but she's afraid cos I'm a "Calabar boy".She said we liked women a lot and according to her 'when I see what I'm looking for' then I'll dump her.She ended by saying if I can prove to her that I'm a 'skirt scouter',she'll definitely go out with me.Abeg,how can I prove I'm not a chaser, because I'm not one and I don't intend to be.I really like this girl,and if things work out well,I may end up spending the rest of my life with her.Oh,before I forget,she's an Igala girl from Kogi State.

And for those wey no dey drink,substitute with cigar or even sef gboli

(1) I'm a corper serving in a brewery in one the easern states.One day a contractor working near the grain silo happened to climb the beer storage tank.Only God knoes how it happened,but the man fell into the tank-which was full at that time.The alerting system in our office stated beeping "Man in the tank, Man in the tank, ".After about 3 minutes,the signal on the alert system changed to, "Tank in the Man, Tank in the Man!" (2) After work one day,3 fellow corpers and myself were strolling home when we ran into some area boys.After overpowering us,they asked the female corper her name. "My name is Martha",she said."God na im save you,my mama name na martha" replied the gang leader.He then faced one of us guys and asked his name. "My name is Felix"said the shaky corper,"but you can also call me martha!" (3) On my way to the staff canteen one day,I met one of the IT guys holding a N1000 naira note. "Where did you get this from",I asked him."It was lost and I found it",the chap replied."And how do you know it's lost",I asked again.The guy pointed to The Packaging Manager,who was busy circling at a spot obviously in search of something,and said"that's what he is looking for!" (4) Some nursery school kids came on familiarisation visit at the brewery one day.The personnel officer took them round the factory premises.At the Outdoor Storage Tanks,he pointed up and said "That's where we store Hi Malt." When they got to the water recovery unit,he pointed down to a big underground pipe and asked the kids if they knew what was flowing in the pipe.After a little silence one of the pupils said "Low Malt".

When u say calabar,be vey specific.Do you mean Efiks from Calabar,Akpabuyo,Odukpani and Bakassi or are you referring to both Efiks and Akwa Ibom people.The Udeme you are talking about sef is not a calabar name.It is an Akwa Ibom name.The fact of the matter is that no real Calabar will be found doing all sorts of odd jobs accross cities and vilages in Naija-truck pushing,okada riding,serving in restaurants and bars,street husling and so on.The true calabar man is a unique person who lloves a homegrown environment and likes associating with uniqueness.A trip to The Canaan City of Calabar will convince you about what I'm saying.It's high time we know the "Akwa Ibom man" from the "Calabar man".But I do agree when you say we have contributed a lot to Nigeria,but in return we don't get our deserved respect.Our dishes are loved accross the nooks and crannies of this country,we are No1 as far as tourism in Nigeria is concerned,we are the most peaceful and fun loving Nigerians,an oil producing state,agriculturally viable state, just name it.No wonder the popular calabar(Efik) saying ; "Efik edi mbakara"

All these yeye bank people sef.Why don't they accept CV's directly online?secondly why are still accepting CV's in some branches and not accepting in other branches?I dey smell foul play

I still advise lords not to TC on this lobbish cyber ground.If there is anything we LORDS must say concerning the good of this noble fraternity then it should be on cyber island.As for solutions towards eradicating frat induced violence(because lets face it,we cannot eradicate freaternities),the following steps should be taken (1) Undergrads below 200 level should never be initiated (2) Anybody with a GPA below 2.5 should not be initiated (3) Autonomy should be removed from campuses and placed in the hands of RESPONSIBLE WORKING CLASS frat members,who must have graduated (3) Giving new initiates a sound and intellectual orientation during initiation rites (4) Telling new initiates that they are not superior and thus should desist from trouble,but they should stand when troubled (5) Dismembering any member who goes against the ethics of the society,by handing such persons to the correct authorities (6) Generally letting initiates know that there is more to life than the rigours of campus life.It is a common lobbish saying in BAN that he who graduates is rugged.If all tese issues are brought up at national converges of different frats,then Nigerians will get to know that Fraternities are not as Bad as Press Men paint them to be.All rugged Lords of SLK DK,SXN DK,HNDRS DK,ATL DK,BMAS DK,ESP DK, I echo Awuplenty plenty for you all.May we sail to treasure land

I will be last person to denounce Brodas Accross Nation.All my life I saw cultism as Evil and Non Human,but when the facts became known issues became clear.Buccaneers are not CULTISTS.We are members of a noble CONFRATERNITY who seek to uplift the values of mankind;values like being your brother's keper,abstenance from soceital evils etc.It's just a pity that as human beings God gave 2 eyes,2 ears,2 nostrils and one mouth,but we tend to use our mouths more.We,and other so called groups never call ourselves CULTS.For example,we have Pyrates Confraternity,Brodas Accross Nation,NeoBlack Movement,Klansman Konfraternity, etc.It's the press,who in a bid to sell stories paint gory pictures of these confraternities.As for Buccaneers,we don't drink blood,steal,rape,rob,victimize or other things like that.We are SEALORDS.Life is all about sailing for life itself is a sea.Its true that we engage in some clashes with other groups,but who would'nt fight when oppressed?Its also true that there are some Lords of disreputable character-these so called corrupt rulers of today attend churches and mosques,but their pastors and Imams dont remand them.Instead they are praised-meaning?If corruption can eat its way into a religious organization what of a social group.Please let sleeping dogs lie.The press should look for other things to talk about.BUCCANEERS are men of distinct character,we take our studies and every other aspect of life serious.We are JOLLY fellows.To all my S***T*D and D**K Lords,May Our **U* n**er **o* in our ***n.AWMN.Let all Lords cease to TC.If you have anything to c*p,log into www.alorasealords.com and sail.