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Jokes EtcPlease Who Will Help Me Remember My Nairaland Password?? by Battery1(op): 2:31pm On Nov 18, 2014
Please who will help me to remember my Nairaland password? I forgot it after drinking alcohol and its same I used in my email I used in joining nairaland and I dont want to register again with a different account. If I log out now, i wont be able to login again....crying!!!!
Just before you comment irrelevantly, kindly check my display picture, personal text and signature to avoid being at WAR with me. Thanks
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 11:38am On Nov 18, 2014
hifaif:
IGNORED
BUT REPLIED!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 10:20am On Nov 18, 2014
hifaif:
Yes, I am condemning it because the lines are wacky.

I mean, check the lines again. Same old gabbage. I find it hard to believe that you find lines like these beautiful.
Lines that are used everyday.

I expect girls would (should) probably have got tired of listening to common lines like 'I will love you like my mother/ I will love you like my sister/ I will never hit you' Let alone have somebody write it to them as a poem
Go and sit down jorrhh!!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 7:38pm On Nov 17, 2014
Una don dey do advert here?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:38pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emodeee:
even 4rm ur bk view, one can tell dat u r Beautiful.
Are u sure she is d onein dat picture there cus dat tin looks like a "ghost" to me o! cheesy
Emodeee:
[quote author=destante post=28101742]Nicee piece. hifaif hope you are not condemning this beautiful work.
[quote author=Emodeee post=28101405]No mind dem jaree!!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:36pm On Nov 17, 2014
EroticAngelina:
thanks swirry cheesy u too.
Person wey write poem 4u, u no call am swirryy...na another perso wey u dey call swirry...later u go tel us say u no wen u call am!!!!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:34pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
**smiles** **crosses legs with my AK47 intact ready to shoot any mofucker who mentions me** angry undecided grin
Enjoying the show..
Ur own na jst AK47, my own na Gun Powder with some incantations...ayatamgamba..ayatamgamba...ayatamgamba...
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:09pm On Nov 17, 2014
EroticAngelina:
I didn't even know I shared it! huh
Are u sure? I asked cus am over-charged dis evening...I remain "Battery"..Original Nokia Battery.
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:07pm On Nov 17, 2014
hifaif:
Learn to read (and use your head) before commenting. The issue here is not about using big words, but about using original lines. Not lines that are used everyday by anyone.
Stil sharraappp!!! Which statements or words in this world are original or have never said or used by someone?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:05pm On Nov 17, 2014
pamcode:
niggas be daydreaming since 2005 .i blame the fg for not providing jobs for idle graduates
If dis sh***t is for d OP and if he is a graduate....I think he is better than some pple here who are stil either in skool or lookin for admission. An advocate of love speaking...RESPECT LOVE!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 6:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
Guess you did without knowing it... Here is evidence..
Eroticangelina, me and franca and harry are here advocating for richard's love for u and his poem, I didn't knw u shared richard's poem with someone else.
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:52pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emodeee:
u r yet to answer it all. u didn't even ans whether u r a mod or nt. buh u r single ryt? @ur reply. let's mingle lah. dn't be shy to drop ur e-mail, do u care abt these other boiz? ignore them and gv me accurate attention.
Come!!! Na so dey chyke gals for ur village?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:48pm On Nov 17, 2014
hifaif:
No wonder I heard that a lot of Nigerian grads can't defend their thesis. You would give 100% to lines that have been long on the street. Even common thugs use words such as 'I will love you like my mother/ I will love you like my sister' to woo girls on the street.

The OP should come up with original lines. Lines made up by him. Not lines that have been so used that even kids use them now.
Sharraappp there!!!
This is called a simple poem, not d type people like would write and borrow big words u don't know d meaning just to impress person. Most best books are written in simple words, so gataway!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:44pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
Bro, ask Angelina way share am gimme..
Bye...
Hmmm...Eroticangelina..dis tin na true? How u carry a poem person write for u go share am give person? Women sef!
francizy:
Buhahahahahahahahaha
Bro, I ain't mad and I don't intend to join you oh!
If you check all my posts on nairaland, then you will know that am a person that like cracking up a thread and making it lively and I've never insulted anyone here.. Even when a woman here reigned courses on me for no reason, I just made fun of the whole thing and laughed over it..
So if you are actually looking for who to exchange words with, just try someone else cuz u won't get that from me bro..
Peace...
[quote author=francizy post=28099896]Bro, u were the one first started throwing words at richard for writing a poem for someone even when ur name was not mentioned there. Some people may not be a talking type which I assume richard might be because if he is, he would have been replying all your insults...but that doesn't mean another can't speak for him.
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:37pm On Nov 17, 2014
Emodeee:
what's d effective medium to get in touch wid u? i lyk to knw u more DEEPER lyk church.
I talk am!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:33pm On Nov 17, 2014
mizzkeji44:
If you say so...btw tnks
I can swear with my life dat am sure emodee has already sent u mails...d tin no dey take dem time to send immediately. Na so dey send give franca, come here con dey deny. Dey go enter bush dey beat drum, come for road dey ask who dey beat dat drum.
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:31pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
That na their business sha.. Lemme do some important stuff with my time when them finish with the poem saga I go come back.. grin
Wia u dey go...come on..come back here make we tidy ourselves...u tink say na only sabi mad?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:31pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
That na their business sha.. Lemme do some important stuff with my time when them finish with the poem saga I go come back.. grin
Wia u dey go...come on..come back here make we tidy ourselves...u tink say na only u sabi mad?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:29pm On Nov 17, 2014
hifaif:
Na so now, my bruv. See some of the wacky lines below:



More like writing 'You are the sugar in my tea/ You are the cockroach in my cupboard' and calling it poetry.
Write ur own make we see na...haba!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:27pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
Hian!
How that one come be your cup of tea?
Anyways, I've left them, they can even meet for all I care..
The research might even be helpful and might also prove a point.. Takia man!
Na u dey ask dis kin question...how e take concern me?
Hiaa...how dis poem take concern u in d first place?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:25pm On Nov 17, 2014
Franca...leave me and dem...na my fellow guys, I go take care of dem and give dem wat dey want..am an advocate of LOVE. Dey don deny say dey no send u mails abihuh?
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:22pm On Nov 17, 2014
hifaif:
Please, Miss, you should correct the earliest words in your first sentence to 'Some guys who are here attacking Richard have been busy today sending me mails and poems inside it ...'

I have not sent you a PM and I have never thought of sending. Thanks.
Na who we go askhuhhuhhuh
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:20pm On Nov 17, 2014
francizy:
Lovely kwo? If anything happens to my Angelina, I will hold that yah small behind responsible oh! tongue
You wanna dish her out to a strange stranger?
Abeg oh!
By the way, this is some guy that wants to opt for Hausa Muslim girls, saying that Igbo and Yoruba girls are cheats..
Now e wan carry my Igbo Apple make e chop throway the seed... angry
Dis one dey here dey do research and discovery, jst to find a way to disqualify richard..
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 5:13pm On Nov 17, 2014
EroticAngelina:
grin go Sidon joor.
U hear am...huh She said "go sidon joor"
Na so one guy write dis kin swt poem for one girl so and dey wan put sand for d guy garri...I con carry d tin for head and finish dem..RESPECT LOVE!!
RomanceRe: A Poem For Eroticangelina...beauty In Nairaland by Battery1(m): 2:36pm On Nov 17, 2014
justmag:
I already forgive you for your ignorance! Read before you type next time..carry on!
I support harry jaree!! Make una go find una own girl and stop talkin rubbish on ur fellow guy's post, na my own judgement be dat. See as u don conclude and spoil such a nice poem.
FashionRe: Why Do Babes Like G-string Pants? by Battery1(op): 11:20am On Oct 23, 2012
linda_1: because is sexy grin
Do u wear it? I mean in dat ur profile pic?
FashionRe: Why Do Babes Like G-string Pants? by Battery1(op): 11:18am On Oct 23, 2012
pheyikemi: . U mean u wore a g-string? R u really a guy or gay? @ op not all ladies lyk it, I for example
Out of curiosity, I took one frm my frnd's shop, went home, wore it, looked at myself in d mirror and I looked like a mad man, I looked so stupid.
CrimeRe: Watching Your Loved One Raped! by Battery1(m): 10:11am On Oct 22, 2012
I dnt understand u at all.
FashionRe: Why Do Babes Like G-string Pants? by Battery1(op): 10:09am On Oct 22, 2012
JallowBah: Because it looks better under tight clothes than boxers/hipsters does.
Dat lady in ur profile seems to be wearin it
FashionRe: Why Do Babes Like G-string Pants? by Battery1(op): 9:58am On Oct 22, 2012
[quote author=Goldieluks]It feels quite comfy.[/quote
Its not true, I hv worn it one day and d tin ws enterin my nyansh!!!
RomanceRe: Do I Let Him Go Or Should I Still Wait by Battery1(m): 9:53am On Oct 22, 2012
Let me ask u sometin, are u so ugly or so old to start askin him for marriage? And again, are u blind?, can't u see d man abi g guy hates u?
FashionWhy Do Babes Like G-string Pants? by Battery1(op): 9:49am On Oct 22, 2012
Almost every gal wears it, notice that from the rate babes buy it from a friend of mine who sales it. Why do gals like it like that?

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