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EllaBee: This is my first post, although I've been lurking for a while- hi guys
I'm a European girl dating a Nigerian boy, we've been together about 6 months. We met while I was vacationing in the city he lives in. Since then we've met up many times, I am a broke student so he always pays my flights and pretty much looks after me 100% when we're together. He's always thrown money around a lot, and I've always wondered how he got his hands on his cash considering he doesn't actually have a job on top of school. Recently, I did a little snooping (wrong I know) and I think I found out- he's a member of dozens and dozens of dating sights in every country imaginable, with profiles under a bunch of different pseudonyms. I've heard (and been warned about) Nigerian scammers before, but I seriously thought this guy was just your average international student like me. He's never asked me for money, he knows I don't have any to give him, but now I'm feeling like one in a long line of women (and gay men!!!) he's trying to scam. It's so crazy, I joined Nairaland to try learn about his culture, learn to cook his food etc, I never thought I'd end up one of those pathetic women crying "I love a scammer!!!"

Anyone have any perspective on this? I seriously don't know what to do, I love this guy but looks like he's a huge liar

ELLABEE.....sharrraaap ya mouth!! Laptop closed, let me go and hv my bath, I want to go and drink.

wissezy: It sometimes depends on what you eat. Most girls will go to beer parlour with their sugar daddy. they go eat isi ewe, pepper soup, nkwobi, kanda e.t.c when dey don finish dem go add am gulder or small stout mixed with maltina.If you ask them, them go tell you 'dat one is for diluting the food' When them don finish them go order 4 take away . I come dey wonder wey all these things dey enter? Na one stomach? Na hw naija babe stomach no go big?

Its part of it. Some don get pregnant b4, commot am and dia flesh don dey weak.

she-wanna:
@OP: the reason is not obvious. Can you tell me one cos I have a very flat tummy so I wonder what the reason could be apart from those that have given birth.

Show me let me see not for mouth?

booqee: U said d reason is obvious but u refused to say it.
I av no serious view on it, cos i've a flat tommy and my sisters are blessed with same, so poster tell us why ur g.friend don't have one?? I'm all ears...

How am I sure u and ur sisters hv flat tommies, who we go ask?

The reason is obvious but let me hear what you think my dear fellow nairalanders.
NOTE: If you don't have anytin reasonable to say, kindly respect yourself or you wil feel my bad mouth. AMEN!

richyblink1: Wakes me up from sleep in the middle of the 9t when ever she is tired of sleeping or cnt sleep.

If she can't sleep, let her go outside, by the way, why can't she sleep, is she a witch?

U guys no even get problem at all, my gf no get only one bad habit, she get multiple BAD habits:
1. She dey talk dey roll her waist weneva she dey sleep.
2. She no dey moan if we dey make luv, sometimes I go try to strangle her so dat she go moan or scream.
3. She dey play football.
4. She no dey wear pant.
5. She strong pass me, I don tell am many times to stop beatin me, dat am d guy bt she no gree.
6. She dey use "who send u" dey drink tea.
7. She use charm hold me.
8. Wait let me go and get d diary wia I dey write everytin wey dis gal dey do me. Thank God for this thread.

berem: I hate when my man tickles my ear!

Wetin dey bad for dis tin nah?

ikekings: Lol @the battery guy.

My bro, can u imagine, d dude jst threw sumtin for pple to tel him wat to do and som ppl are here insultin d dude, do they tink its easy for sum1 to stil luv and die for his or her ex? Wat of dose dat hate dia exs cus of wat he or she did to them? Make I see anybody wey go talk pim against d dude again, let me open a thread for d person. Let me go and charge nw that there is lite. AMEN!

Arkt!^3:
LMAO! I think i know the rat's name, the name is: RICHARD

Bros, this is a direct insult by calling d poster a rat and yet he hasn't insulted u, dnt take his gentleness as an advantage cus dia are ppl here who take drugs for someone else's illness, am one of them, just b4 u make a mistake of replyin me anyhow, take time and read my posts. This is first warning, my name is ORIGINAL NOKIA BATTERY, ask 190, he wil tell u.

I wld hv scored more dan dt if nt cuz i womanize and drink alot. I gues d body dosnt do tins lyk dt,dats y he scored dt.

Sijo01:
hay, now i remember dis poster, i use to read your post when i was still a waka pass on NL(wen i was not a member), were d hell have u been?

for your question, No am not jealous and am not applying.

Thank God dat u r d one dat kulld urself waka waka babe.

ifffffy:
None, if they can kill themselves wot's d probability dat they cant kill u. Marry me, im hot, lolz,

Desperate chick, anyway i wil tink abt it.

Mynd_44:
^^^
Are you that desperate?

Re-clause ur statement. Iffffy is d desperate one.

sexkillz:
First It was 190, Now it's BABE!, and Co! What's Going on with guys around here?  

@Poster You May Choose to Agree of Disagree With What I'm About to Spew to You. . . But I dont Give A Hic! By the way,did you notice that the first thread u created about BABE! has been deleted by the Mods? You dont Give up, do you?

My Advice:
1.Keep Your Childish Fantasies to Your Self, You r Not About to Spoil My Day. . .
2.Stop Creating Threads that are Meant to Humiliate or Embarrass others. . .
3.If u are bent on posting your fantasies, Pls use Imaginary Names that are strange to NL
4.Stop Aiming For What you know Your hand cant Reach. . . If they've been playing Hard to Get, Step Up ya Game!
5.Beg iice To Lock & Delete this Stale Thread of yours, Else You'll Look Very silly Before today Runs Out
6.Get Ya Head outta the Clouds So You Can See the Difference BTW Reality, and Fantasies
7.It's Quite Obvious Your Battery Needs Charging, I Suggest u do that Real Fast!
8.Disconnect Your Internet Connection, Press the Start Button on your Keyboard and then Click On Shut Down!
9.Watch What Happens to your Computer. When It Goes Blank, Call it a day and Do Something Better
10.Dont Login into Nairaland Again Unless you Have Something we All can Participate and gain from, Apart from this B.U.L.L.Poo!  
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U wil soon commit suicide where u are typin witout breathin.

Dyt:
I wnder d wind dat blew u back ere
welcm hm bros

Are u d one askin me ds questn or anoda persn? Hw cld u 4gt dat wind? Same wind dat blew us down 2 d bed dat sunday evenin. Oh i luv u Dyt.

Cuddlemii:
I think you gave yourself away already with this sign[b] ![/b]

Plz is ds questn meant 4 me?

Sijo01:
Clap for yourself.

Are u jealous?, pls dnt be, u can stil apply while d offer lasts?

They luv me equaly, they hv threatened 2 kil themselves for me, i hv tasted all of them also. Chi baby, BABE!, Mama G and Dyt, who wil i marry?

yejide14:
@Poster,is dis your true life story or u stole from a newspaaper cos I know I read it somwia recently.

Its a nigeria movie. D title is "the maidens"

no1madman:
i DEY TELLI YOU!Evil forest better pass dat. . . . .

U r rite.

SIlknSteel:
@Poster: Take it easy girlfriend, l fink dey are just trying to lighten d mood n guys pls,she needs advice not mockery. Obviously gf,U are transferring aggressions so chill babe aiit? Coming to your post, l dare say dat U contributed to it also: How can U carry out abortions on your helps n still bring in new ones knwing d kinda hubby U married? Well,U really have to be careful n check Urself also if there are things U ar not doing right dat z pushing him out. He may just be trying to get back @U. And pls Swthrt,easy on dat temper of Urs,  Cheers!

Pls stop wastin ur precious tym tryin 2 giv an advice ova sumtin dat is nt real. There is one nigeria movie dat has dat story line, i gues jellyloveb must hv watched it ysyday and decided to post it here 2day. May wat u said happen 2u Amen!

ismaeel86:
@OP, u are the cause of your own problem, at this time u are suppose to be in bed with your hubby, but u are busy doing something else. abeg run kia kia into that bed make that man give u correct koboko.  

U got it correct. Anyway mayb her husband didnt cum bk 2 d hse 2day, mayb he is stil in a beer parlour or in d office harrasin a widow as usual as shown in d pic.

190:
Suya don almost finish

Help urself with the popcorn

Thank u. Wat of water?

pc guru:
No, am not.are you?

Why shld i be headin 2 where my fellow guy (jellyloveb's husband) is runnin away 4rm?

@190, abeg gimme small make i dey chop dey wait 4 dez pple.

Pc guru, pls where r u headin at?,jellyloveb's underwear?

Jellyloveb is FRUSTRATED!

jellyloveb:
Who is this pseudo-moralistic nincompoop?  

And who is this amoeba?

Advocator:
Yeah definitely. Becuz Its hard for me to believe that any *wife* will discuss her relationship & house problem in an international site.

Advocator, dnt mind her. If i were ur husband, for sayin dis tin here, i wil enter into widows.

jellyloveb:
Are you on crack?

I hv sn d reasn why ur husband sleeps wit anytin. Soon he will degenerate into a gay.