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[quote author=na2day? link=topic=344420.msg5434652#msg5434652 date=1265133247]i have seen giants and she ain't one of them  [/quote]take that chiogo 

how can leprechaun fans be giants?

udezue:
In America the race and ethnicity of a criminal is always reported so why not in Nigeria? Its called being very detailed. If the man is still on the run don't you think it will be helpful to know his ethnic background which can reveal where he could be hiding at? If the man was Efik and took off he take refuge with some memebers in the Efik community in Kwara or better all the way in Crossrivers / Akwaibom area.

how does that solve the case. you know how many fulani men are in kwara. a facial description with his name etc would have being useful.

why do we need to know the ethnicity of the killer?

Nwaka77:
@Poster
Then you are in trouble but if you lived in the western world, then he has no choice but to tuck his tail between his leg, fold his ears backward like an embarrased doggie and go sleep on the couch. Shikena!

old school naija shon of the shoil sleeping on the couch? sleeping on the courch is more of a sitcom phenomenon even in the west.

where would nocioni get minutes from? tony allen?

platinumnk:
lol I didnt say it was cheap, it was good though . .


ohhh, a gay guy hooked my eyebrows nice at mac

I remember seeing a guy braid hair in Lagos. . . I was like say what?!

lol most of those Nigerian male hairdressers are straight or claim to be. i saw one suspect one in london.  braiding hair can be lucrative.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=391117.msg5429217#msg5429217 date=1265062249]Sauron is now allergic to ikebes.
I swore an oath to celibacy 2 weeks ago.[/quote]and the pope has converted to islam 

chiogo:
LOL the feminine ones can be very talkative yeah. I find it hilarious.  But when they try to walk like females, that shiit creeps me out.
And the masculine ones. . .err. no

There's this one at my job, he talks A LOT!! Gotta love him. He's soooo "real", like he says it like it is. 
But generally, I don't befriend them but some of them are cool.

you better befriend them, u would get your hair done for cheap like plat 
aint that right sauron 

platinumnk:
naaa american football is much more manly. . .  its like how male animals fight each other to be the male victor

lol you would enjoy watching rugby and the ufc then.

emos are just plain creepy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=391117.msg5428844#msg5428844 date=1265057369]They are all closet gays abeg.[/quote]aren't emos just a bunch of weird looking depressed folks.  the sensitive version of goths?

plat - if soccer players look gay then american football is worse with all that tackling 

platinumnk:
ooh you guys are terrible 

i got a name : soccer players

lmao expect a defamation lawsuit by fifa asap.

flame works for the homos also

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=391117.msg5428787#msg5428787 date=1265056672]Butt-wreckers [/quote]sword fighters. oh ok now this is going too far 

carpet munchers for the femmes

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=391117.msg5428767#msg5428767 date=1265056359]So what is the nice word?
Quuers? [/quote]booty pirates 

butch's are way too masculine (ex- weird mc)

gay guys make good companions for them and have similar interests (the effeminate ones)

^^^

tell us why you really mad

riversman:
whats the BIG deal if she is a LEZbo?? those that knew her in London, confirmed she was a lesbo and neva hid it.

When she got to naija it was a different terrain, so she adapted. Folks are not too accepting as naija is very conservative and religious, so she kept a low key romantic life. She is not tryna be a GAY rights activist either.

LEAVE the chic alone. if she is ugly or fine, her partners will like her that way. Her music is nice, dont hate!!!!!!

riverman and his imaginary sources to the rescue

Abekeade08:
Soca Whine rendition ehn, don't ask for things you can't handle ooh Mr Bawomolo.

which enemy of progress said i couldn't handle a soca wine.  don't listen to the haters.
bawo the jamo trini lover is waiting oh 

Wojnarowski kind of nails the key issue here. As valuable an asset as Allen’s expiring deal is, the Celtics cannot afford to drastically alter their team’s culture, not when Paul Pierce and, yes, Kevin Garnett are still there. As such, the Celtics likely need someone who is as valuable as Allen and plays the same way, but younger. Those guys aren’t growing on trees.

I’ll submit one three-way trade that might work, but only if Sacramento decides that Kevin Martin absolutely cannot play with Tyreke Evans. Here it is:

-Ray Allen and Sean May to Philadelphia
-Kevin Martin and Andres Nocioni to Boston
-Samuel Dalembert, Jason Kapono and Jrue Holiday to Sacramento

philly must be really trying to get rid of dalembert's contract

ray ray's threes aren't as deadly as before.

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/2/1/1287476/nba-trade-deadline-celtics-shopping-ray-allen

why did they execute them?

are soldiers judges now?

jalether:
Naa who born am, in the house where I'm paying the bills, my parent will disown me the day I become a doormat aka gbewu dani

says the man that regularly carries his girlfriend's purse while she shops

oyb:
do i smell love in the air

i can feel in the air,

edoyad:
When people are in a situation to coexist peacefully the rational thing is to break up. Is there anything Yugoslavia did not do to try to remain one ? That area was so volatile just a decade ago but see how all those people are enjoying peace today after splitting up.

it took some violent conflicts and border disputes to achieve that "peace". the kosovo issue wasn't resolved until recently.     break ups aren't easy.

see disrespect of the highest level. since when was the basketball trinity of joakim noah, luol deng and kirk hinrich scrubs 

wait till we deal with yall or the cavs in the playoffs

JeSoul:
Bawo market dey, how are the prayer meetings and fasting in Chicago these days?  I heard ya'll were about to enlist the spiritual wooing services of TB Joshua? 

we thank jehovah for the five game win streak , at least Kobe didn't rob our market then use our toilet without flushing 

how's the rasheed signing working by the way

https://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/363932/51895753.jpg

Abekeade08:
Congrats, I wish you the best in your upcoming marriage.


I am half naija-yoruba, half trini. I was born with rythm in my hips, yansh and waist and I go whine am well on my wedding day.

madam abekeade08.  I request evidence of these rhythm of yours. word on the streets is your movements got more rhythm than sine and cosine waves  .

I hereby request a soca wine rendition asap 

follypimpi:
Infact i will reherse my dance step with my wife b4 the d-day,MJ aint got nufing on me.

yeah mj aint got nothing on your broken hip. Old man like you should take it easy on the splits.

EzeUche:
It is time for us to deal with this Islamist threat once and for all.

A call to arms of all Christians in the south to fight these people who only want our death. Lets send them to Allah!!!

Time for a CRUSADE!!!

all these tough talk while you are in the US eating cheese burger and fried chicken.
why don't you carry arms and lead the battle yourself. call to arms ko call to legs ni.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=390693.msg5427253#msg5427253 date=1265040962]Oh pipe down Bawo, stop trying to be an ordinary rock when you are a gem. [/quote]oops its hard suppressing my inner alpha male, time to drink my gentleman juice

hauwa, how you dey.

are you still slaughtering the taliban

Ebonyeyes:
Hey sisi, there, a misogynist in our midst.

you are damn right. feminism has clogged the minds of you winches

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=390693.msg5427144#msg5427144 date=1265039991]Lmao! I CAN NOT believe some people wanna pretend the woman doesn't get blamed when her husband cheats!

Oy! I tire for boldface denials on Nairaland. [/quote]its the woman's fault he cheated. why didn't she provide him with attention and 24/7 sex he needs?

what's the obsession with virgins among naija guys?

oYaTo:
A comment on the original link (http://www.lifeinbiglondon.com/2009/11/27/my-mother-in-law-is-driving-me-nuts) says it best. .

Let me state categorically here that the problem is not with “Mothers in law”….the problem is with WOMEN generally…, why do wives complain that mothers in law are mean and wicked? why do wives also complain that Men are tied to their Mothers’ apron string…, at the end of the day, these wives turn into Mothers and one day into Mothers in law and the circle continues….I think the nature of Women generally is the bottom line here…WOMEN WANT TO BE IN CONTROL all the time…, of their children, husband, church, country, workplace and when they see another woman around, they become jealous, over-protective, competitive and disgruntled.

I agree. Lots of these women live their lives through their children and can't let go even when the children have families of their own.

Independent women who have careers and other things to attend to won't even dream of being lords in their children house.

na2day them dash you elder.

elder statesman for beer parlor abi?

Pweety4me:
_{lolz not even tiddies, buddies. . .hehe}

toyin needs to stop hiding the twins, let em breathe