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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=404423.msg5587531#msg5587531 date=1267140427]It takes 9 months to make a baby.
9 X 3 = 27 months out of 25-26-27-28-29(60 months). . . .33 months to recover!!!
I don't think it's such a tough task so to be candid, i think you are the one deciphering ma comments with your ARSE.[/quote]you know your wife is gonna be as sexy as a sack of overstuffed potatoes after all this right

Ebonyeyes:
Another flaming thread created to ridicule and frighten women. "SHAKES MY DAMN HEAD" This thread has been done a dozen times with the usual suspects recklessly chirping away. Did anyone read that article about Married couples going into extinction because Divorce rates are at an all time high? Go figure.

how does it frighten women?

Pittbaby:
ok so trisomy is downs syndrome , you become high risk after 30 . Please note that if even if you have kids at 25 you are likely to continue having kids into your 30s so this does not only apply to people who marry at a later age

that won't affect sauron, his wife would be a 13yr old girl from bauchi anyway.  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=404423.msg5587493#msg5587493 date=1267139985]That your watery thing that cannot[b] impregnate mama sikira's niece[/b] is what you are bragging about?[/quote]pedo bear approves.  

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=404423.msg5587480#msg5587480 date=1267139758]i have read abt a girl that reached her menopause at the age of 20+ but its rare.[/quote]she can as well join the convent and become sister mary

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=404423.msg5587455#msg5587455 date=1267139504]See this daft specimen.
Healthy pre-natal care will prevent trisomy 13/trisomy 21?[/quote]they don't call me esin baba for nothing. my spermatozoa would destroy the trisomy genes. 
step your cougar loving game up

Pittbaby:
abeg wetin be trisomy 13 , my mum and all her siblings had there kids in their 30's and my siblings and all my cousins are perfectly normal. As a woman above 25 you just need to make sure you are giving your baby the right nutrients before and during pregnanct

no mind sauron.  he is stuck in his ancient ways he he. just get healthy pre-natal care.

Pittbaby:
what happend to the old ovaries if 30 is the new 20  

well ovaries no dey expire till menopause abi  

Pittbaby:
I see your point but i am sure no one starts a conversation with I have a masters degree

of course not but if all you have to offer in a relationship is some pretty diploma, then meh, men shouldn't be intimidated by an educated woman though.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=404423.msg5587373#msg5587373 date=1267138661]@sauron - really? lol. But seriously tho why wud a woman start searching for a man at 30?[/quote]because 30 is the new 20, why rush into marriage and then become a bitter divorcee or the naija woman that  gets cheated on over and over again but hey she got married before her friends.

chic2pimp:
Is that not one of the most desired traits Women seek in their partners?
So why not vice versa?

of course it works vice versa, what woman would want to marry "chairman" who walks around with his degree on his sleeves.  

won't you be turned off by a chick who brags about her mba from devry university?

[quote author=mon-ami link=topic=404423.msg5587335#msg5587335 date=1267138135]Most career women can not make a good wife cos they will be so carried away with their jobs other than caring for the home. I think that's the reason why men run far from them and also, most men would not  want to be under a woman for financial assistance.[/quote]as if steadman no dey gbadun oprah 

Pittbaby:
Ok this where perception seems to be the problem. they have had five years between 25 and 30, so its not like they just got placed on a shelf at 28 and started looking for a buyer  . Most of the peeps i know just work 9-5 jobs like every one else maybe they make a lil more. but i guess the perception is  , [b]she has a masters degree and a good career [/b]so I won't even bother.

sad!!!

if that's all the person has to offer or talks about then yeah most men would be turned off.
a master degree is cool but shouldn't define u as a person.

maybe they place career over family or act uppity?

sam cassell

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=344420.msg5586743#msg5586743 date=1267130519]@Bawo
I am sure you where in the jungles in Central America with no access to modern civilization on Friday when Jason Kidd taught Jameer Nelson a thing or two on PG play don't worry Derrick Rose is next[/quote]we are talking about point guards and you are bringing up jameer nelson?
please d.rose's name should only be brought up among chris paul and deron williams. 

respect greatness.

He washes her clothes, she walks around in front of him wearing only a towel, he goes inside the bathroom sometimes when she's in the shower, and often waits on her inside the room when she gets out the shower

pedo bear approves.

see as siena use logic kill a potentially funny thread.

[quote author=Colonel_a+ link=topic=404375.msg5586407#msg5586407 date=1267126563]This is my very first post on nairaland.
I am still trying to figure things out but i would go straight to the point.

A military coup is being plotted right now.
I cannot disclose my real identity becos i fear for my safety.
I was trying to create a blog site but i came across this website and i registered.
There has been heavy military presence in places that we presume might give us problems. I pity Mr. jonathan.

The return of yaradua has created confusion and chaos and the next 7 days is crucial if democracy is to be sustained because we are plotting and scheming.
Colonel A+[/quote]yeah heavy military presence at mama put and pepper soup joints.

late term abortions are possible, you just need the right doctor to flush the crumb snatcher out.
why didn't she use plan b or get an abortion earlier 

crack is wack.

billie holiday part two

babapupa:
^^^^^
You obviously don't know the meaning of city,

you obviously don't know the definition of metropolitan area either.
your man crush on fash is amusing though

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=344420.msg5582495#msg5582495 date=1267090205]i know right, J-Kidd sometimes can perform pure magic [/quote]yeah like once in every ten games.

Your definition of Deism to which you subscribe states that "a supreme being created the universe", so my question is how did you deists arrive at the conclusion that a supreme being created the universe if not from what was clearly stated in the Bible?

I guess our ancestors didn't believe in a supreme being until the white men came with their bible and machine guns in hand of course.

anyway continue with the thread folks

viaro:
There's a vast difference between calling people names such as 'crook', fraud, etc. But to go as far as calling someone a slut is entirely another thing. No sensible person should be applauding such kinds of extremes - that wasn't cool.

it wasn't cool but worthy of a ban? especially on nairaland where people don't hesitate to abuse each others parents.

doyin13:
. But no, you
come here indulging in the luxury of revenge and spite. It really is pathetic.

revenge is the key word here.
some of you guys need Dr.phil for real.  Arguing about people long dead or incapacitated while your country is crumbling.

One of my best friends on campus in my vasity days is from Ogun state, but we never really talked about deep stuff. Unfortunately, I cannot tell you if he would pick up a gun to fight against me tomorrow. That is how your people are.

lol@"your people". you got to love generalizations.

keep it up guys.

how did this thread turn into an argument about biafra?
You guys are obsessed.

spikedcylinder:
[img]http://abagond.files./2008/01/buffie1.jpg[/img]

Oshodi oke!!!

hello maddam what do you know about oshodi oke. did i annoint you the backside expert in here 

anderson 360 no do you?

FL Gators:
hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

do the laundry, cook food, mop the floor, help the kids with assignment. now tell me where there is time to watch CNN?

lol

i wont advise any man to try it!

not everyone is a rihanna!
I will seriously wound any man that tries it!!!

lolz

tough talk on the internet. priceless.

violence should be avoided at all costs.

presido1:
Normal tradition in here

Chavs How market?

Ibime:
Blacksta, lets have some perspective here. . . there is nothing "dud" about Jonathans actions. . . as we speak, Northern military men surround Aso Rock and the Presidential seat. . . Jonathan cannot even leave his residence. . . a military/civilian coup is taking place right now.

confirmed or rumor?