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‪#‎THROWBACK‬ Olusegun Obasanjo during his thanksgiving Service shortly after his release from prison in 1998.

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A 27-year-old woman was pulled over early morning due to a speeding violation. Natasha Brown, acted in a very suspiciousmanner and officers decided to search her vehicle only to discover $60,000 in cash. According to US media reports, when officers asked her why she had such a large amount of money she replied “I’m getting an abortion”. She was taken into custody for further questioning. She told Baton Rouge investigators that the money was rightfully hers.

Investigators asked her for employment information and she told investigators she had no job but that she was a “self-employed entrepreneur”. She then told investigators she had multiple boyfriends and that’s how she earned her money. Natasha Brown said: “I have at least 54 current boyfriends and after 3 weeks of unprotected sexI tell them i’m pregnant and not ready for a baby I then ask them for abortion money”


She told investigators she picks the ones that just got paid and usually gets $400-$500 from each one boyfriend. She told investigators: “ I been earning over $10,000 a month doing this I don’t get tired” Investigators called 2 of her currently claimed boyfriends and they were very unsuspecting. 28-year-old Jamal Jones said he gave her the money because: “He didn’t want no kid with her because she had a thotty reputation” but that he still loved her.

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tit:
mumu,
so na one small car fit rig election of 2 million possible voters in lagos?

You are lady nd u should mind what you say, cant you read that the car is transporting electoral materials meant for rigging? Think with you brain not hand..

I just got this info. Please spread like wildfire to put a stop to their evil plans..Heard the president is currently in Lagos sef..

Channels Television has announced the availability of its broadcast to viewers in the United Kingdom.

The Chairman/CEO of Channels Television, Mr John Momoh, announced this via his Twitter account on Thursday. Glad to announce the arrival of Channels24 in the UK. Watch us on Sky Channel 575#channels24— John Momoh (@joomomoh)April 9, 2015

Channels Television is one of the 13 independent television stations currentlybroadcasting in Nigeria, since the Federal Government deregulated the broadcast media in 1992.

Channels Television’s bias for news has placed it well above other competitors in the Nigerian television industry.

The station has bagged the ‘Best Television Station of the Year’ – an award endowed by the Nigerian Media Merit Award Trust – nine times in the last fourteen years (2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012 & 2013/2014), thereby making Channels Television the “Station of the Decade”.

The company is staffed withsome of the best broadcast journalists in the country, with a staff strength of over326, some of whom have received training in Europe,South Africa, the United Kingdom and the United States, and many also bagging numerous awards of different categories, nationally and internationally.

Youngsage:
Just one word for you: Fear God! smh.
Pple like you are the ones spoiling this country! Yet it is your ilk that say the Govt is corrupt! Isn't this worse?

Lol nd u believe them? Y didnt they upgrade to 280,300+...Sigh

Use his weakpoint to ask him if you bothered about it so much...I will advice you to be patient, take care of your of ur children for now...This not the best time to know if hes cheating[He might deny it nd it may coz problems for u in ur marraige] Be patient nd pray about it...

i will

Blastfinito:
Pls do sometin to get dt article to d front page despite the volume.

People don't get punished for sins in Nigeria .We rant for days and back to status quo, What Oba Akiolu said was just in plain terms of what Femi Fani-Kayode wrote a year ago.. The only difference was as usual , FFK used fancy words to conceal his own agenda for igbos...Nail Oba Akiolu on the cross but spare Femi Fani-Kayode cos he is member of your political party . Welcome to Nigeria.. This article written by FFK should have been the end of him. But hey this is Nigeria .http://www.premiumtimesng.com/opinion/142477-the-bitter-truth-about-the-igbo-by-femi-fani-kayode.html

I will update this when i find the second article.. Lol one more week people . One more week and this whole sh*t would be over. Endure

Channels tv: What did you tell the market women & men.

OBJ: They should do exactly as they did last Saturday.
LMFAOOO

You wish u were funny...such a dry screwd dismantled brain you have

VoteOutPDPJona:

Fellow Nigerians, I have just been reliably informed that the Op smoked a combination of dried scent leaf, pawpaw leaf and tortoise dung.
Don't bring Zenith Bank to disrepute without hard facts.

You need to go back to school...didnt you see As received up? sigh

tochinoyi:
can you give out the source of this information, if you don't have any source pls stop

As received:
Fellow Nigerians, I have just been reliably informed that the alleged missing$20,000,000,000billion dollar by Ex-CBN Governor; Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, from NNPC has been traced to Zenith Bank Plc. Recall that as at the time of this revelation, the present CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele was the MD/CEO of Zenith Bank Plc. Even as, we have also been informed that a very serious meeting is holding at the Aso Rock Villa, on how all stolen wealth of the Country can be returned to the Public Purse. This is to take a precautionary measure against any effort to probe this government by the incoming government of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, President-Elect. May God help this country move forward, as we all join hands and pray for the next government to succeed in governance, and not betray the"TRUST" of the Nigeria masses. #TheFearOfBuhari is??

There is a tribe in Africa where the birth date ofa child is counted not from when they were born, nor from when they are conceived but from the day that the child was a thought in its mother’s mind.


And when a woman decides that she will have a child, she goes off and sits under a tree, by herself, and she listens until she can hear the song of the child that wants to come.

And after she’s heard the song of this child, she comes back to the man who will be the child’s father, and teaches it to him. And then, when they make love to physically conceive the child, some of that time they sing the song of the child, as a way to invite it.

And then, when the mother is pregnant, the mother teaches that child’s song to the midwives and the old women of the village, so that when the child is born, the old women and the people around her sing the child’s song to welcome it.


And then, as the child grows up, the other villagers are taught the child’s song. If the child falls, or hurts its knee, someone picks it up and sings its song to it.Or perhaps the child does something wonderful, or goes through the rites of puberty,then as a way of honoring this person, the people of the village sing his or her song.

FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OTUOKE

Chemistry Exam....
(CHEM 419)

(THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY)

TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.
QUESTION

1. In a reaction involving 72g of Buharium
sulphate and 53g of Janatine carbonate, 2015g of presidium electorate acid was produced.

i. Calculate the percentage purity of the product, and assuming the reaction took place under Jega
standard condition.

ii. Assuming that 3g of Ma'azuim Chloride was added using Goodluckium solution, calculate the mass of Buharium sulphate that would have been needed for the reaction to be WINothermic?

iii. What is the colour of Goodluckium Chloride before and after free and fair reaction?

iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the
reactants and products with respect to their
places on the electro-chemical series of quality leadership and state which is stronger and why.

v. Using their molecular numbers, prove that Jonatine Chloride is weak and would need more INECium solution from JEGAnium nitrate to be able to precipitate Buharium from the reaction.

vi. Why is it that the solution of RIGium produced can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react violently under PDPium Jonite acid?

NB : Use of Four Rigging Table is not allowed in the exam Hall.

Congrats to the Nigeria Army but we haven't seen a single picture of Gwoza town. The pics released r within MOPOL Training Schl, 11 Km from Gwoza town..Even the Pic Shared.... Why is the signboard of MOPOL Schl hanging inside a gutter and two soldiers supports it from behind? Something is fishy? This board could have been uprooted, thrown away by BH & soldiers picked it up where it was hurled. Dubious stunt?.. The board was thrown away, it's even a distance from the school. The schl is a distance from the town? Why lie that they r inside the town?.. I won't be surprise, and will be happy if Gwoza town is retaken tomorrow but surely, it was not reclaimed this morning as the NA declared...---- @ContactSalkida

#PROPAGANDA? [Open your eyes]
#SAI BUHARI Tho

While GMB is writing to all Nigerians, GEJ is addressing his letter to just Northerners.
This should guide you in who to vote for.

missclasssy:
School is not for everyone, but some people just won't get it and keep on living other peoples lives.

A lot of students are just wasting their lives and inherent talents in school, doing courses they have no passion for, jacking from morning to night yet no reasonable result.

mehn...is lyk u stalk op 24/7..Always on his thread FP

Next time he addresses Nigerians...He will be congratulating GMB as the next president!!

Chai...Tanoids and deir lies...Apc poster was gummed to d Soap making it look lyk its an Apc soap..Zoom the picture and soap well

Chaii...see Analyst

LadyX:
@ dorocent

No, you are not a carbon copy of your father.
1. He has fuller cheeks, while you don't.
2. The distance between the eyes and chin is different. Yours is slightly longer than his.
3. Different nose.

Maybe you took after your mum.

He never reach my side tho..still waiting..PDP agents on here PM me for my Acc no/Address

#SaiBuhari

Thanks!!

universal101:
Hello baye,
its good you have 244. that means your chances for admission is high.
cut off mark for economics is 63.25.

you are GOOD2GO.

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visit our UNILAG admissions FAN PAGE @ http://www.facebook.com/pages/Unilagconsults/341930905921778

frica Magic Launches Igbo Channel!In line with its ongoing development strategy, Africa Magic, the continent’s leading provider of African entertainment content, has announcedthe launch of a new channel, Africa Magic Igbo. Designed to showcase the rich Igbo culture of Nigeria, the 24 hour general entertainment channel follows the success of the Africa Magic Hausa and Yoruba channels and will goon air at 19:00 CAT on the 2nd of April, 2015. Africa Magic Igbo will be available on DStv channel 159.The launch of Africa Magic Igbo, which brings to eight the total number of Africa Magic channels, follows the redefinition of the Africa Magic channels in 2014 and the recent refreshing of the Africa Magic Urban channel.

Speaking on the launch, the Director, M-Net (West Africa), Wangi Mba-Uzoukwu, said: “We are thrilled to announce the launch of Africa MagicIgbo. Igbo language entertainment content has always played a prominentrole in the Nigerian film and television industry and we are glad to offer a platform where this rich content can be showcased to the rest of Africa and the world. Popular Igbo language content like Living in Bondage, Nneka the Pretty Serpent and many others set the trend for the modern Nigerian film and television industry, or Nollywood as it’s called; it is thus only fitting that such content should be given a platform where it is easily accessible by audiences around the continent. With the launch of Africa Magic Igbo, we have once again proven our commitment to providing content made for Africa by Africans.”For his part, the Managing Director, Multichoice Nigeria, Mr. John Ugbe, said: “For over 20 years, Multichoice has played an active role in the development of the African film and television industry. The Africa Magic channels, which sit on our Dstv and GOtv platforms, continue to display the best of African entertainment content to the world. With the launch of Africa Magic Igbo, we have once again provided a platform for African talent to shine and our viewers can definitely expect to see the best of Igbo culture and talent on display.”The first Africa Magic channel was launched in 2003 and more than 10 years later, the brand has expanded toinclude content dedicated to world class African entertainment programming ranging from drama series, music, magazine and reality shows, and movies.

“All the Africa Magic channels are renowned for their exciting content which celebrates African entertainment and Africa Magic Igbo will be no different. The channel will appeal to audiences in and outside Nigeria, as the Igbo language is also spoken in a number of other African countries like Equatorial Guinea, Democratic Republic of Congo and Gabon. Africa Magic Igbo will also undoubtedly be popular with audiences across the continent as shown by the widespread success of the popular Igbo language movies of the 1990s, and our viewers can expectto see the best from renowned and exciting Igbo talent like Okey Bakassi, Chiwetalu Agu and Dede One Day amongst many others,” added Mba-Uzoukwu.

Africa Magic Igbo launches on the 2nd of April 2015 at 19:00 CAT and will be available on DStv channel 159. For more information on Africa Magic channels and programmes, simply visit: www.africamagic.tv.

New station to Enjoy with your Family!! Congrats to the Igbosss

Hello Fellow Aspirants...Scored 244 applying for Economics #Unilag...

FLAWLES:
Oh my BOOBs....op is fvcking Right....can smbodi call SEUN on diz?

Where are d BOOBs?

joywendy:
this are all stalee....All this have been mentioned before.

apart from no1 and 4 of multiple post and mods.

all the rest are not that important....


Very soon this thread will be closed just like the thread when someone was asking for a delete button.

Séün is very happy with the way his site has gone and doesn't need any more suggestions.

So go and rest your head op and wait for your thread to be closed.

Really?

Waow...I would have throw some shades if i hadnt opened ur profile before replying you...Well i said i was asking fr a female friend nd am nt Gay so y shuld i b bothered about Seun married or not...and telling me am boring you nd i shuld open my own site is so......nvm

Monicasque:
my dear op, I kind of agree with point 3, but the rest no. if you want all these things on NL why don't you go open yours? where you will be able to do anything you want? leave NL peeps to do what they like to do coz it's theirs. go open yours abeg, and stop boring us. By the way since you ask when Seun is getting married, don't you think you are now being over familiar with someone who you don't even know? what concerns you with his marital status? Why don't you rather tell us about when you yourself are getting married? if you are already married, tell us all about it. Lets get in to your personal life for a change, and leave sean to deal with his. clever mugu

Dear Seun,

I hope you consider my observations and work towards it on improve them! sorry i didnt ask how u doing, its a letter i should ask buh then you a F*ck*ng millionaire nd should be happy with the lot of money you have..Back to business

Nairaland is a Forum right? and in a forum we get to discuss things pubicly right? Well good nairaland is really a forum buh then it is/has gradually turning/turned to a Social media site like [Facebook and Twitter] and i feel some things should be changed and fused with the former features..so Nairaland will not only be a forum buh a Forum and Social media site at once.



Things i will like you to look into are:

1: Message: The PM you operate now is Nonsense and so stale..I cant deal getting a PM and i will have to go to my mail to check nd reply..reasons [someone can hack my mail [Which is a Vital place] through that..I might not remember d password of d mail again[Making d pm useless]……My mail might be suspended[ making it not easy, free flow of communication]..Can we get a Message system where i can chat with peepsone nd one nd prolly can send pictures through that without any thirdparty[Mail]refrence?

2: changing of somewords..E.g [F*ck, Bre*sts e.t.c] please y are u changing the words for us? Some of what you change it to doesnt show the True intention/idea of the writer in his writeup nd thats an hindrance to freedom of expression...E.g my Signature [I'm fu**king insane] pls y change it to [Bleep] d Fu*ck dere is not sexual nd if its sexual does it affect you? pls leave our words alone for us the way we write it with our intentions [Bad/Good]..

3: Likes&Shares: I see someone like my post/photo nd i dnt knw who? Is this an anonymous forum? pls can i know who liked my photo? post? and who shared my post nd to whom been shared too[If possible]


4: Many posts on a single topic of discussion:I see people post nd repost what someone has alrdy posted as topic..can your moderators bring similar posts down nd leave the first poster own? so we can have a decongested Forum nd many different topics on a page in the diff rooms/sections


4: Moderator: Can ur moderator stop being biased? A moderator's post always on FP?[Even when the post is irrelevant] and please will you lecture them on the kinds of Post that should make FP? Can we have a Nairaland with an[Informative,Educative andEntertaining]FP?

5: When will you get married?[Asking for a female friend]

It will be good if you [Seun] reply me and clarify somethings i dont knw...

Moved to anoder section...

Y u put ur pic? u dey find husband kwa

faithy2123:
:PPlease don't even tink of aborting it,becos you knoW dat you are jobless b4 having Unprocted $ex.a guy stand up 2 Ur responsibitie$ nd go oUt 2 look 4 sumtin doing,don't think dat manner falls 4rm heaven. No food 4 lazy man oo.pl :PPlease don't even tink of aborting it,becos you knoW dat you are jobless b4 having Unprocted $ex.a guy stand up 2 Ur responsibitie$ nd go oUt 2 look 4 sumtin doing,don't think dat manner falls 4rm heaven. No food 4 lazy man oo


























:PPlease don't even tink of aborting it,becos you knoW dat you are jobless b4 having Unprocted $ex.a guy stand up 2 Ur responsibitie$ nd go oUt 2 look 4 sumtin doing,don't think dat manner falls 4rm heaven. No food 4 lazy man ooooooooooo