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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:11pm On Dec 16, 2021
dTransporter:
Guys, abeg I need ya advise.

My first trip this morning to Ojuelegba, rider hasn't paid my 1,700

I know we've all said to confirm transfer before moving. But where I was parked wasnt so much a good place. So, didnt wait so long before those angry uniform men come pick me up, na so I move plus I got another request. She said she has done the transfer but i loose guard unto say na bank she dey work. So I felt she wouldn't run me street. But apparently, bankers too dey scam.

How should I present the matter to Bolt support. Someone once said If we mention transfer, say Bolt will say we r on our own....how best can I tackle ?
Bros Na trip of 2,700 make me path with 50k to lastma... though rider still paid and followed me to Lastma office to support me before she left for work.
Though not riders fault at all, Na me just do gentleman thinking I’m dealing with human being not animal.

If I see where dem wan beat Lastma I go follow hold them down.

I’m now pursuing 1million + 50k

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:52pm On Dec 16, 2021
Barbiturate:
Cruise man! grin

Shey you don fix your car for inspection?

How much is the inspection sef? Mine will be due on the 19th
Yes ,
I went to the inspection center as some elders lazyD in lekki under tree advised

I jam a lady and a guy doing inspection I was praying for the guy to come Na so d lady show.

Me: Gd afternoon ( all smiling like I want to toast her)
She: I don’t know you
Me: you look good
She: looking lost and shocked
Me: I came for inspection and talk plenty
She : mmm speechless
Me; ... cont toasting her
She: already feeling my vibes

Long and short I pass inspection and I saw dem reject two cars

I gave her 1,500 inspection plus thank you
Wanted to collect her number ( for others) but I don’t want d spirit of fuckeveryday and oven lighters to enter me dis December.
I no know say I get sweet mouth.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:45pm On Dec 16, 2021
Pearl1910:
Break it o.
Last night 1am in Oshodi, coming from Anthony, on d ramp descending to face mushin, one fake blind man with a stick stepped into d road...I swerved but Na my side mirror him collect. Another guy was lurking in d dark on d right. It's real out there guys, don't underestimate anything late night, leave good Samaritan in d booth or at home anything from 10pm to 6am
Bazoo abeg u get Corolla Side mirror, driver side? ; D
Eweeee
I no get oohhhh grin
How u dey take pass police post or police are no more disturbing for curfew ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:28pm On Dec 16, 2021
Barbiturate:
Late night driving is very risky and dangerous. Chase the bag with sense!
You mean Ants no get sense ?
Plenty drivers no get sense dis December by January we go get sense.

Na small thing person run mad when him run him car down without sense.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:26am On Dec 16, 2021
komodapson:
Walai BAZOO ...if all these people catch you ba, dem go cut ur head for Ogun shrine.

Ehn Ehn...les I forget, evidence before our team of investigators shows that some drivers have attained the N1M cut off mark grin and has still moving like Max Vastapen on the road...pursuing add-ons...damaging the only Mercedes we have grin

Please, kindly allow the likes of my brother @Barbiturates grin who is our representative from LDleague and has been hovering around N850k to nip it @ stoppage-time , we the rest go manage @ll @ll ....

BAZOO... My crystal ball shows you've attained N1M on the 7th grin grin grin abeg go park your car...we'll name &shame others later...lol
I never reach 1M but kanuisagoat and ghost done hit 1M.

See me see trouble early morning. On my quest to 1M...
I set destination to lekki bolt no give me , immediately I remove destination them give me ago palace. Why ?
Rider asked stupid question as usual, but I ignored since it’s early morning.
Next time I will swipe arrive and not reply or pick call.
She or he telling me to cancel, wasting my time and early morning 1.9 surge.

We working like ant now to save for winter... ur body needs only 7hrs sleep now it’s 4hours

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:35am On Dec 16, 2021
donfortune48:
All the money you've been making from side mirrors and laptop bags nko?
E never reach 1 million naira and Kidnappers money is in millions.

Im hustling hard now so I can play later
You lots are here distracting me from my target.
I will drive like ants during the day feeling sleepy and taking energy drink and then get home to sleep at night , sleep will disappear.
I guess my body is already practicing living abroad no more working with Nigerian time

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:13am On Dec 16, 2021
komodapson:
Na the thing wey I dey try explain to una be this that time....gbam gbam go kon enter during closing hour @ 1.7 surge, you go kon happy...kon enter traffic... It doesn't make sense...cars ain't made for daily traffic...it shortens life span...
Bros we can’t listen to you at all... dis December our cars will drive everyday, 20hrs till 31st.

There is a strategy to do it easily without breaking down just ask pearl or cheeful if you need it. Though I’m 100% sure they won’t answer you becos their telegram class is full.

CheerfulGiver that has been driving his matrix everyday of this year without breaking down nko? cos he’s proactive in maintenance (no downtime) and he still pay house rent of 1.5 million in lekki.
He get two heads ?
That guy has proven to us that it’s doable and sustainable to earn 200k week in week out without you or car breaking down.


You are here trying to tell us it’s not possible.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:34pm On Dec 15, 2021
Dailyparrot:
When I make normal post, I get quotes.

When I ask question, I get no quotes.

This is not fair.
You never see anything in this thread

Probably you

A.) asking stupid question
B.) asking questions that has been answered before
C.) question that nobody can answer
D.) people are busy pursuing 1M
E.) all of the above grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:27pm On Dec 15, 2021
Felicity0001:
Whats the estimate 9n the app with this 1.9x... Or you can do the calculation then multiply by the surge coefficient to see if rider is wanting to reap you off.

But on the norms, 25k isnt bad at all
skillip:
. Not too bad , if you accept just pass Ikorodu road come out at 7up/Toll gate and continue your journey. No pass oworo/Alapere axis o.
ReadaDream:
Not worth it bro. I did from Ebute Metta train station to Ibara Housing 25k, two Saturdays ago.

From Lekki should be 30k, na traffic time be this.
Thank you all,
I remembered I’m a LazyD driving like ants in December.
So I just jejely decline, I can’t go out of Lagos untop 25k for now make herds men no go use me do Christmas cos nobody go pay my ransom ooh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:29pm On Dec 15, 2021
Guys Abeokuta - 25k drop off
Is it worth it this afternoon from lekki Estate ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:30am On Dec 15, 2021
Felicity0001:
Come to think about it there's nothing like blind or knowing where you're actually going to b4 hand.

Every job has its ethics and modus operandi. Same way a technic is needed to stay afloat driving with indriver is same way technic is needed to net 200k easily on bolt.

I've come to understand that the blind request on Uber isn't something to bug one's head about, simply ask politely, please where are you going to? All along no rider has given me headache and if it's not okay with me I politely tell them to request again or drop some story of where I am or how cancellation doesn't cost a thing.

So in the end, it all balls down to strategy.

The only edge I see Bolt has over Uber right now is the set destination feature which allows one to set at any given time.

On Sunday I was able to set destination and I was given a trip very close to my house on Uber so I believe Uber blind request is nothing to worry about.
So I heard from this my fellow lazy drivers under shade in lekki that bolt has started charging 25% and no more 23%
Mbok Na true ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:55am On Dec 15, 2021
Johnchrix:
I had to visit their office again today. This is for Uber go. The car is for Hp ,18 months, they take everything you make daily. You are to do 72 trips weekly, then if u can meet up that 72 trips before Friday, whatever you make the following days of the week is Yours. You are to fuel the car, they give you 5500 every day Once you meet your daily target. ( Working for 10 hrs) . They handle the maintainance. After the 18 months the car is yours..Ogas in the house how una see am?
My brother Na dead trap .
Is there a clause for you to back out at anytime ? Cos 72 trips every week and 10hrs daily without kanuisagoat cheats(hours online) it’s not easy at all.

Well I don’t know if there is a strategy to do this easily week in week out

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:39pm On Dec 14, 2021
Pls whats with the threat?
Bolt threatening me that if I accept I must complete the ride .... seriously ?

Is this the new features showing me
Cash
Location

Anyone seen this ?

Celebrities › Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Tonto Dikeh Tells Nigerians To Ignore Kemi Olunloyo by BAZ001: 5:40pm On Dec 14, 2021
Tonto I agree with you on this...
though you don’t make sense too
But in dis matter you are on point.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:33pm On Dec 14, 2021
ThatNiccur:
I no go indulge the hypocrite, let the likes on my posts speak for itself.

Everyone knows his antics.

They're calling him a bolt agent and he is letting it get into his coconut head, don't be surprised, he might pull up someday at their office, to lobby for a proper deal.

That's his reason for defending them blindly, time to put his word to action, man chickened out. Him dey pick on one slight error from all my posts (normal pattern of trying to change the narrative).

I no go waste time dey flog dead horse, would not indulge him.

How your Camry na? (I for say oil sipping lemon limca but baba don apologize) grin

How the hustle bro? You don near your 1m? Looks like you've been doing 250k week in week out this December... wink
I thought I’ve seen it all with gentlelife50 but gradually have seen all the so called silent readers and observers being worse than the talkatives here.

So pearl get coconut head ? Eweeeee!!!
U get bad mouth ...
Just no go that oil sipping phrase cos my Hennessy is around d corner grin and the plane is resting

About the hustle, it’s very easy week in week out everywhere just dey stew dey go, 1M is surely welcoming me with open arms grin grin grin

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:39pm On Dec 14, 2021
Felicity001 the Hoodlum president
Only you just take one full page of this thread.
Who no fear you no know anything.
Consistent in writing epistle
Consistent in getting blocked
Consistent in telling story as it is
Consistent in not being loyal to anybody both app coy or partners.
Consistent in sending riders out.
Consistent in praising MB it’s better than Toyota now.
Consistent on this thread

Unlike CheerfulGiver who came gun blazing for only 3 months posting dashboards cursing and abusing everybody on the thread.
But not consistent with the truth
Not consistent with dashboard posting
Not consistent with driving for 24/7/365 days

Hmm let me continue to be consistent in looting the palliatives before windier comes.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2021
Palliativessssss
Palliativesssssssssssssss full NYSC camp iyana ipaja.


With plenty steww...

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
komodapson:
Let's have an intellectual discussion about these two platforms. note: intellectual discussion not an Argument/debate...

I careless about all platforms, I'm not their agent and not willing to be one ambassador

Now....I'm of the opinion, if a driver was to use the indriver platform, he needs to be smart. Here is it, previously someone embarked on a bolt trip from LUTH - Unilag and it ended N2900.
(Surge or No surge)

So he is to pay %23 commission...N667
He earns N2233...
A Driver might decide to go on such trip on indriver for N2400
With %9.5 commission - N228
He earns N2172...
Arguably - the difference is N61 (quite negligible)

Now, here lies the caveat...ensure the route you wan' go is of less traffic and short. Or better still ensure you drive against traffic.

Now, in this hustle....Time is of essence...for someone like me, I drive max - 4 days a week, I don't chase bonuses, if it comes- fine, if does not al'amdulilahi...

Like Pearl 1960 pleaded with a driver to move from toll gate lekki to wemco N3500 around 1p.m...without commission... Why not? You move ....Why wait for yeye surge, why drive back to a surge area and wait till you get offers at most N4500, closing hour....why not go wemco drop off and go position to alausa..begin your shuttle Ikeja - surulere back to Ikeja or magodo back n forth...

Time is key and Health is paramount...

In a nutshell....in this hustle, once you meet your target...ure good to go...

There's absolutely nothing bad in achieving your dream of a N1M, but your Chest and car go hear Pansa Pansa... (Ref - BAZOO)
Your mental health also - the oloshos with the prefix "Òga" appellation grin
I don carry biro and paper to note.
As it stands Uber is winning on paper
Cos my bolt inspection expired on Saturday I went to my painter last week to paint d two doors no dent just paint.
D man get like 6cars to paint and asked me to come back dis week.
I met major Generals of lazy D at lekki phase 2 under shade who told me to go and do inspection dt it will pass.

I will go and try inspection if it pass I continue with bolt but if it fails and painter no get chance Na to port to Uber and be pursuing 2%

My mind tells me Uber is better but Being blind to destination is my fear

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2021
Felicity0001:
Pls what info is needed on the address space.
You mean am ?
Info?
U dey ask us
Okay let me give you strategy
Just write
“Bolt office lekki”
Or
“command iyana ipaja”
That’s what CheerfulGiver wrote to be netting 200k weekly.

Celebrities › Re: Sonia Ogiri Slams Blessing CEO For Calling Out Ada Ameh by BAZ001: 7:58pm On Dec 12, 2021
Joygift3666:
Ada Ameh

Celebrities › Re: Sonia Ogiri Slams Blessing CEO For Calling Out Ada Ameh by BAZ001: 5:10pm On Dec 12, 2021
Who on earth still takes Aunty Kemi serious
Someone that is insane and looking for more people to infect with her mental sickness.

Right now we don’t know who is normal among the three of them.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:04pm On Dec 12, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Stop it boss. Stepping out of uber thread wahala
I don dey threads on dis nairaland, dis Uber thread Na one in a thousand.
Una too strong
Na dsame strength una dey take drive Na same strength una dey type.
Since I don dey pursue 1M my typing strength don reduce

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:56pm On Dec 12, 2021
skillip:
Guys, it''s good to chase the expected 1 million for sure but what matter more abi na most is your HEALTH.

I've been managing my health forming "Lewis(I'M STRONG) Armstrong, until I gave my self brain , as I type so I dey hospital dey wait for my result.

No doubt you may want to cash out because of this period and refuse to have a work life balance , trust me if you don't rest there will be ENOUGH time to die. Health is wealth.
Enough time to die ? Abeg expatiate on dis do u mean you will have enough time to ask God for forgiveness for driving like ants before you die ?
D injection dem give u strong ooh.

I say dis hustle is not easy someone says it’s easy week in week out. Experience is speaking now week in week out.

Yesterday I started driving from 4am to 10 am slept for 30mins resumed 10:30am to 6:45pm when I felt a sharp pain on my chest I quickly removed my mask and was massaging my chest dey look how to tell rider to come and drive or I end trip and request another car. But after removing mask I was better. I drove straight home after dropping rider as I reach my hood Na so everywhere red on app 1.9 surge enter drove till 8pm. My brain begin whisper to my chest say pull dt stunt again else dis guy no go stop driving today.

So he who have ears let him hear what skilip is saying and stop listening to people saying easily week in week out

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:28pm On Dec 12, 2021
Pearl1910:
Yeah... it's you. And your public show of stupidity makes me feel even sadder. Asides that I am enjoying my day.



lipsrsealed undecided U aren't making any sense dumb skull.
Did u mean address d topic, rather than resort to insults??. If thats what ur olodo brain meant to say then I will say u didn't bring any topic for us to address, so d only option available for me was put u in ur place.



At least my irrelevant trash interested u today so much u came out of ur rat hole.



Who be your bros...u no want stress na hin u enter my post with yab and insults...thunder fire u and ur streeslessness there. I get coconut head, but u no even get head at all.
And if u quote or reply me again make ur leg bend. grin



U see say I agree tey tey, u come dey type gibberish again to prove say u no get sense. I told u, u don't have sense since 3months ago. Till now, u no even fit borrow the sense as u no get money to buy am. What a pity, a headless fellow. Your friends and family will be proud of u...continue.
Thatniccur em emm... only you ?
Many were attacking pearl how come Na only you get all this reply?
You now said you don’t want trouble
Bia come and finish what you started.

I never knew pearl has dis Abusive and long epistle reply hidden inside him. Thanks to you, donfortune48, yeyegbami and gentlelife50

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:03pm On Dec 11, 2021
mejai:
But BAZ001.... Where u get this? IFEBARBIE, come see o
It is called FEM...
Na wetin dey happen to Cheerful giver dashboard be dat.
No body/flesh again just head and leg.
No car again just rented car

So he decided to claim offline request are too many.

Mr mejai Bia leave me ooh
I just dey enter house since morning I no get strength again

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:38pm On Dec 11, 2021
GeneralZodd:
. Everything has is advantage and it’s disadvantage. Being hardworking dude chasing 200k, malaria wan finish me.

Headache

Weakness of joint

Fever

Lack of appetite

Dizziness


Omo this hustle is not easy. I work an average of 14hours in a day. Too much stress, I am taking Saturday and sunday off.
Are you sure it’s not omicron like dis ?

I don reduce my trips now quality over quantity but omicron no dey show for face and not respecter of vaccines. I drop off at airport and not pick up , before I go pick omicron join jazebel daughter.

“You wonder why I don fall sick ? Your body needs minimum of 7hours sleep a day.
I sleep at car wash or while waiting for trip grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:45pm On Dec 11, 2021
komodapson:
BAZOO1...where are memes, we need them here ó...una no kill person for this thread
Pearl right now after everybody join mouth untop only him...
...”if I fire back you will cry “ grin


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:47am On Dec 11, 2021
donfortune48:
Omo!!!!
You cleared your debt this morning and you already incurred this debt again? Only today?
E mean say you must have grossed over 40k today.

See my December dashboard.
I'm truly lazy.
Bia, stop disturbing us here on this thread
You are a doctor and a yah## boy grin
Dis week alone lastma collect 50k from my hand.

I no see one single card trip or bonus.
E pain me.
I will have to use kanuisagoat a method now and I dey Airport.

All of Una we dey reject card trip see wetin una dey cos?

Finally Uber welcomes me with open arm

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:31am On Dec 11, 2021
komodapson:
Which beer you dey take bro? Na only beer i fit afford, later you go shaq hennessy . I'm aware of N1m target, you go surely chop am ...isha allah....
I too gbàdun you....you're a Realist... Your disposition are often devoid of sentiment, ethno- religious bigotry. Always in tandem with real life experiences and in all the -Truth...
You must be a member of Grail message - Abru shin
grin
All for me ?
Only me beer m, me original Hennessy
How I go take see road for dis December ?

I don dey inside red hot pepper surge but no request, I come dey wonder wetin happen.
Na so I check my balance Gbam
6,582 for friday night and I cleared it this morning.

No be Uber go welcome me with open hands tomorrow like dis or bolt works on Saturday?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:00pm On Dec 10, 2021
kanuisagoat:
Partners in the house, how do you handle rentals from a driver who was unable to work because he was blocked by bolt.

The way I see it, getting blocked for whatever reason is totally avoidable and in my opinion, you have to be really careless to get blocked for whatever reason at all.

The driver wants me to waive payment for the day he was blocked and I have refused. Am I being harsh?

PS: The agreement does not say anything about being blocked.
If this is the first time you better waive it unless you want to turn your driver to Hoodlum driver and he will drive ur car into swimming pool to recover money for that day.

Like joke like joke u don join fleet managers.
Na partners u dey talk to now not drivers
How many cars u go add before December 2022.

Mbok u go still hang boot for December or e dey sweet u dey go ?

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:54pm On Dec 10, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Brethren what's going on? By this time normally everywhere is supposed to be surging, but app is white most times. Sometimes I have to go offline and come back again to check if there's something wrong with my app or phone. Abi we don enter the winter??
You again ?
You can complain ? ?
Stop complaining after all our strategy is not built on surge and you are better than the boys running in the hot sun selling gala grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:27am On Dec 10, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Absentee of cat … you people should carry us along o. Wh con be rat bayi. Mejai i dey suspect you cos you know more than you’re telling grin


Baz001 no chase 1M but you no go hear.
Na motivational speaker cos am grin
You for quick tell me ooo...
only surge motivates me now even dashboard posting has been scarce despite being December.

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