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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
Heyyyy:
U funny well well�, #1m in a month,thats not possible
1M every month is very possible,
Just say you don’t know how to do it and we will teach you. See the following guys below are millionaire drivers, and in ants league, they make 1M every month easillllyyyyyy...

CheerfulGiver
Pearl1910
XGhost
Generalzodd
Morax101
Fuckeveryday

The only problem is they don’t have time to teach people again, telegram group closed till January


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:20pm On Nov 17, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Ant league = those drivers raking in 1million every month, they manage thier time well.
They take the hustle serious unlike BAZOO1 and the rest that aren't serious, they work now so they can enjoy later.
Hence the reason they immerse themselves in the hustle so much so that they hardly have time to attend to other things, in fact they don't even have friends meaning no weddings or stuffs to attend.
Thier mottos {choose your poison wisely, work now enjoy later and they said this job is the easiest}.
Just be inside AC car be driving and be making money, they have one group like that BAZOO1 wanted to join before the window closed.
All of them in that group are millionaires if not billionaires by now, In fact I heard from a reliable source ( BAZOO1) that thier Chairman is still in rehabilitation sorry vacation.
BAZOO1, tulapapa and Felicity how does one join the ant league?
This man needs to be inducted into una group.
grin
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:52pm On Nov 17, 2021
Barbiturate:
One of my rider(regular) called me and asked if I can take him to Abeokuta tomorrow and still come back tomorrow. How much can I charge him? I've never done any long distance like this before, except when I'm travelling to the village for Christmas. I told him I'll charge him for a whole day cos he said he would leave by 9am and by 3pm or so, he would be through with his meeting and head back to Lagos.

I need urgent response. Mr Bazz and co
Sorry I just dey see your post
20-25k Is fine since it’s your regular rider.
And it’s better than ruining upandan Lagos like rabbit
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:35pm On Nov 17, 2021
dru23:
There is a particular car called limca or lemon ... Na v4 oyel sipping car .. If u can avoid it , you solve 90% of ur problem

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:28pm On Nov 17, 2021
fk001:
I hope all is well with cheerfulgiver, is unusual of him to take this long without coming online
Hmmm, Na question like dis dey cos war, well two things
1. He has gone on a longer vacation
2. He is busy chasing 1M target “I try to be selfish with time by working hard now and play later.

You think it’s easy to drive upandan 24,7/365 days and still post dashboard, abuse/curse lazy drivers and not break down ?
Ask
Farehnz- ?
Jesusson2020 - keke lover
Now - CheerfulGiver- bus lover
Once ehailing hard dem, dem go switch go keke or danfo.

I know you are reading dis thread, I no dey fear u again... las las u cut and join more side mirrors.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:06pm On Nov 17, 2021
Luxurydriverng:
What's up bro, I also contribute here, its not just been easy to keep up in all drivers forum.

I'm back to lagos actually, I only went to ABJ to pick up a vehicle
Bros, i will like to ask, in all the drivers forums and groups you belong to have you seen any driver (one single driver ) gross 1M monthly from September- 1M, October- 1M
& November too?

With your experience bros is there a strategy to make 1M gross this November or December?

I need the strategy plsssss mbok, because I want 1M to welcome me with open arms.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:05pm On Nov 17, 2021
mejai:
I was about asking same. 12ltrs for all these marathon?
Na make all man sell him motor, go buy Benz be that.
IFSHR:
I am sure he meant top up.

Obalende to covenant OTA na 60km...to fro na 120km.... Ojota to obalende na like 16km.....making 136km...and 2hrs with AC on

If 2k fuel fit run that without entering reserve....na to gather money go buy Benz dey use be that
In other words you and IFSHR saying that Felicity001 is talking like lia Mohammed ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:03pm On Nov 17, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Are you indirectly referring to all of them at Dru?
Nooooo I’m talking to everybody and nobody in particular.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:10pm On Nov 16, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Don’t mention br, just so you know it is a gift not loan.
Sure man, once you are big you are big
Real rich people don’t shout or get pained after pathing with gifts/money.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 8:34pm On Nov 16, 2021
mejai:
I hope u know say u go make space for boot to dey carry gallon of palm oyel for steady anointing and u go dey pollute our environment.
Unless u or the owner no get shame like 001 and 50

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:26pm On Nov 16, 2021
Olayetan:
I don't trust people, they may hijack this by texting you.
Tho, i texted my details, but let me do it here also.

Thanks so much
How far you don get alert or network hook ?
Yeyegbami na sure guy even if network hook or he’s busy he will still send it grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:27pm On Nov 16, 2021
Wick3:
grin grin baba forget, this uber no be your calling. I get basketmouth number just in case you change your mind.
You must be a prophet.
Aje you dey see things
One rider don quarrel me cos of 900 trip dis morning the thing demoralized me and got me thinking,
I was not configured for this hustle at all.
I respect people that has been doing this for straight 2years. Mehnnn dem dey try.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:48pm On Nov 16, 2021
Gentlelife50:
Okay your copy of your license and your address are the two people that knows you here?
grin cheesy
Isoryte
Bia mind yourself
We are talking serious business here
Oleyatan i vouch for you jare untop chikinii 20k when we are millionaires here.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:56am On Nov 16, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Do you have 2 people on here that can vouch for you?
I hope your bank app will not hang after getting two people �

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
To all lazy drivers
Either you close early today or you avoid Surulere anything from 12pm cos of Nigerian match at Teslim Balogun today.

Why dem no dey play this match for abuja and other states self.
They Will be causing extra traffic in Lagos.
Before you say I’m complaining,
Let me help you “someone in daura wishes to be in Lagos u should be thankful that u live in Lagos
Gentlelife50 I’m talking to you ooh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2021
Felicity0001:
Hope from where una come from una n9 get shame oh because a day will come he will use this to insult you and call you beggi beggigrin

Politics › Re: Lekki Tollgate Shooting Was A Massacre - Lagos #EndSARS Panel by BAZ001: 9:40pm On Nov 15, 2021
Igboland:
According to you. Take my word for it his second term is guaranteed more than you living to see tomorrow except God almighty do not allow him live till the election.

Should the election hold n he died his dead body will complete the tenure.
Ahn ahn you no dey lagos ?
Baba (tinubu) said it’s only one tenure for governors in Lagos state after fashola ?

2023 will soon be here , someone that is already parking his bags.

What has he done since endsars ?

Politics › Re: Lekki Tollgate Shooting Was A Massacre - Lagos #EndSARS Panel by BAZ001:
Sanwo Olu will not like dis news.
That incident marked the end of his political career.

Politics › Re: Lekki Tollgate Shooting Was A Massacre - Lagos #EndSARS Panel by BAZ001: 9:22pm On Nov 15, 2021
In liar Mohammed voice
“Where are d dead bodies “
“Where are the families that lost their loved ones”


APC and some gullible youth will soon come and rubbish this report.

Evil govt

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:42pm On Nov 14, 2021
Lush100:
Truly some people just like small vawlens.
Some people can not do without" indirect jab,"
Some people meme is there problem
Some of us is to chok into mata wey no consign us.
Some people couple no dey find peace enter there moto let alone to kiss inside while others say u must drive to get money
Some people just love driving even when them get company
While other like to trek... don't ask me why.

Me sha, I just want to win giveaway, whether izzou oh, dru oh, madam radu even ikejaman sef.

I don't do indirect jab do i,
I come in peace and i just want to make common sense abi wetin yellow Bruce talk
I dey here, very very soon them go open your file. Just continue


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:38pm On Nov 14, 2021
Dailyparrot:
This your mentality is the reason Nigeria is where it is today. The mindset of "I better pass my neighbor". That's why no matter how much inflation we have, people will be consoling themselves that they are still better than others since they can still afford to eat irrespective of the high prices.

I am not comparing bolt driving with anything. Can you also compare it with people who work in oil companies and earn in millions monthly?

Because it seems people only compare with the lowest lows just to feel good. What happened here is wrong. Accept that what the girl did was wrong. Stop forming political correctness.
I love dis your post,
Well detailed and on point.
you just describe someone perfectly but e go hard me to point you to the person with this mentality.

Let me stop here cos of if I talk too much it will sound like indirect Jabs

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:27pm On Nov 14, 2021
Felicity0001:
Ha! I almost walked out a couple outta my car today inside the heavy down pour... I just talked to my devil to calm down...

na me call u after u request for ride and you dey ask me stupid and senseless question "what's the color of your car?
Me: ... Oga(silent)... Check ur phone. Hanged up!! No time!!!

Few minute later, I'd already unlock my car waiting for them at the location(jandol, AE) where he said he was, door opened both of them enter back seat. Grumbling!!!

Wife/woman: we 're asking color of ur car u told us to check phone.

Husband-man: mourmouring... Inside this rain o

Me: but you've all the details in ur phone... With straight face+ smiles...

B4 I started trip I wanted to ask them to get out but i reason the heavy down pour I just say No! It won't be nice to do that. Don't blame the devil in me, I was only trying to avoid bad rating. But thank God the good prevailed.

Husband man was trying to be authoritative trying to know traffic update more than Gmap... Me na map i dey follow if u like talk or give me 1star i ready grin

Trip ended: its tf oh... Me: no p
I rated 1 star... Move.

DGAF!!
What happened to pearls epistle ? I knew it was a waste of typing grin
You could have just told them the color cos of 1star.
Before dey ask me color I don tell them my aim is to collect their money and move on to next ride .
You no dey follow us for dis 2M December target ?
My ratings has been fluctuating between 4.80 and 4.75 since October. too much long trips on 1.9x.
I will be cracking them up before trip ends
But once they see 8k, 9k Gbam their face will just change no more smiles.
D thing dey weak me self.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:19pm On Nov 14, 2021
Barbiturate:
I'll just like to drop this for those with tinted glass.

My back seat glass and the back glass are tinted. Police usually stop me because of it and I tell them that it's a new car and it came from abroad like that and when it came, I went to do the permit but I was told that they've stopped giving permit for tinted glass.

So I was at Agege( around the bridge) and I was stopped by a police officer with gun. I stopped and he checked my boot, licence and papers. All intact. Then he asked for the tint permit, I told him what I explained above. He insisted that they still issue it and later he said I would go to their office. I drove there with him. We got there and he called me aside and said I should settle him and go, but i refused. Told him that I would like us to go to the office cos that's the reason he brought me here.

Later the officer in the office came out and asked what happened. We explained and he went to my car and said the tint is fake. He collected all my papers, licence and keys. I stood there confused. He said I'll write statement and go to court. Then I called someone(DPO in Abj) who said I should seek to see the DPO. Anything he says, I should let him know. Got to his office and explained everything. He said I should go and call the officer. The man refused to follow me( the other officer that came out) He said he wasn't the one that arrested me on the road. So I went to the officer that arrested me on the road and told him the DPO wants to see him. He said; Ha! So you went to see the DPO, but I was looking for you to give you your papers, licence and keys. I didn't say anything.

Finally, we got to the DPO's office. He explained himself and I did same. The DPO shouted at him and told him to go give me my papers, licence and keys and let me go immediately.

My advice: Don't settle them for tinted glass if you got your car after they stopped giving permit. They know it's a crime to hold you for it. Just seek to see the DPO......but do it codedly.

The officer later asked me if I could drop him at the bus stop I picked him. I said No, and I drove off.
My ikeja man you too much
You dey burst my bubbles for this thread.
You are truly a senior man , well connected and strong willed.
They tried bullying you on this thread you stood your ground, Na police go come bully you for road. Taahh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:34pm On Nov 14, 2021
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:35pm On Nov 14, 2021
fk001:
Just learn to ignore the said person. Don't mention him or reply to his quotes, and no indirect jabs throwing.


Guess we will figure out where the said person belongs.
No problem I will try not mention him or reply his quotes
But dis “no indirect jabs “. grin Chaiii e go hard me ooh. grin
Well let see how it goes

Thanks grin


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:46pm On Nov 14, 2021
Dailyparrot:
Some riders will not make heaven.

A girl ordered me at Marriott, Ikeja. Anyone that has been to Marriott will know that there's no parking nor stopping there as far as you came for pick up. You will continue to drive round the tunnel until the person you came to pick comes out.

I called this girl immediately I got to the place and she told me that she was coming out. I kept driving round the tunnel for 10 minutes in paid waiting only for this bxtch to come out and cancel the ride without calling me.

Less than 100 meters, her request came in again, I accepted it and canceled immediately.
There is actually a car park but it’s underground, and it’s very big the only problem is that Mtn will not work there so ur rider will have to chat or call you through bolt app when ready. Next time just ask the security guys or read signs; car park is underground

According to Hoodlum driver here , you would have just accepted are request and swap arrived and don’t cancel, let her cancel again. Let her continue requesting while you continue accepting and wasting her time. If she cancels 5times she won’t be able to request again for few hours. She think say she get choko. grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2021
fk001:
He is also right with the "few sensible one's"


We have all categories of people here, senseless and sensible ones. Deep down we all know which category we fall in smiley
Deep down e dey pain me becos I don’t know where I belong again.
Have been dragging with a senseless man, sorry boy for so long that I begin to feel we are both senseless.
Just like fighting a mad man and trying to explain to people dt u are not mad.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:34pm On Nov 13, 2021
donfortune48:
E sure me like 95% say pearl1910 is a bolt agent.
Or their whistle blower.
Or their undercover spy.
Or a formal staff that was underpaid.
grin grin
I believe d guy is just a die hard fanatics
Once he believes in something he will support it with his last blood even when 99% of people says otherwise.
See d way he was supporting paid waiting even after proofs d guy stubbornness na something else

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:54pm On Nov 13, 2021
Make una come see semi illiterate geng.
Slay queen, make up on point and truly the girl fine no be small but hazard light na her problem.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:37pm On Nov 13, 2021
dru23:
better than looking for visa appointment and still can't find it online.
I sensed dis will surface one day that was why I used Dear Dru grin hehehehe

I arm twisted u to path with 50k for by force contest grin (I knew it pained u)
By urself u offered Freon publicly thinking I will not collect it. I collected it neatly and you are still pained. I ve not used dot cos my AC is still chilling grin grin.

So next ?

I say where I come from we no dey shame ehhhhh

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:25pm On Nov 13, 2021
Lush100:
.

No wahala. January is it
My AC is manageable and my car is nit sipping oil even though na that Mobil pailmoil i use.
I even learnt u give ur cousin bazoo1 free freon.
I can be your cousin from now till i get my freon after that i will go and buy izzou bazooka. grin
My brother I pity you or your car
D plane always leaves in January but will be going back and forth till October ask Felicity001 he will tell you.
Cos of free Freon u wan suffer ur engine
We gather dey here.

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:48am On Nov 13, 2021
Pearl1910:
That Akute trip from Surulere fit give u 5k under 1hr. Na so Dem dey make d 2m
Na you talk am for dis thread to mark akute as red zone ooh grin so u dey go akute for back dey discourage us from going online ?

So I will collect 5k and come back to town empty and then go to kazeem to change leakage or bushing. When last you go akute ?

Meanwhile dt guy replying your post doesn’t know anything at all at all
He doesn’t know anything about cars (calling Camry engine V4)
Doesn’t know how to drive at old age
Doesn’t know about oil (Mobil 1 was best but after sapa super tech is now d best )
Yet he will be jumping on post about akute mdheewww

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