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Why thissssss

How person go fit make 2M now
See akute for past 11pm.
Na so so trap zone , people no wan go club dis night ?
Na to go sleep

My bolt app keeps giving me trips to
Ejigbo
Isolo
Places where dem dey strangle drivers
E no see lekki or ikeja give me.
Na so I dey cancel since but dis particular request I just drop phone say rider go cancel but after 11 minutes see chats below.
I try to make my riders happy before leaving

Oga stop disturbing us here
Case dey court u dey come nairaland to ask us how to stop your uncle from trespassing.
We be police or lawyer ?
You dey find who go tell u to go meet babalawo or one spirit to dey slap anybody that comes near your land ?

tunlapapa:
Point of correction, I didn't go by what Pearl said but didn't want to reply him

Who doesn't have problems in naija or is not condition that made some to drive cabu-cabu. Each day I wake to get dressed for driving makes me feel down as it is not what I wish for.
So me now with my problems, I will now be ass licking someone just because of ratings or what.
Once you enter my car, if you greet me, I answer. And if you don't, I face my front and drive.
Mine is to pick you up and drop you not to care about your problems as I have problems too.

I’m only telling pearl he’s wasting his time advising feli about ratings cos e no go enter him brain

When I say it’s not easy to a earn a living driving and how long (years) can you do it?
It’s not because of the physical health alone
BUT the mental health especially in Lagos
Because of 1,700 naira trip one girl will be giving you attitude.
“U are not in my house you say you’ve arrived “
What’s d color of your car?“
“Reverse come inside my Parlour to pick me”
“ park I want to buy water, bla bla bla fight don start.
And then you at alert 247 cos of task force, Lastma, 419 fake transfer , traffic robbery, everyday of d week.

As far as I’m concerned nobody went to school to study how to drive Uber after graduation.

But we move, I’m not complaining, b4 some people go begin attack me

mejai:
BAZ001.... Jot this down in ur log book. dru23, com tell us more. Skeletons full people cupboards for here o

Leemmeee oo I wan sleep for friday night waka

No be here you dey when dem say
I dey sell side mirror,
One person dey sell lip balm
And another person be yahoo boy

Pearl1910:
Even if u show devil love him go smile.

Just show love and kindness to people even when they are hostile and rude to u.

Ask them what kind of music they will like to listen to and play it.

Shebi na u dey find good rating...then when the rating done go up again u can resume hoodlum.

In tunlapapa’s voice “you are just wasting your time or typing in vain”
Someone that will soon fight rider on Uber now now.
just like baloteli e dey him blood
if you like type epistles till 2mro he will still drop riders on 3rd mainland bridge.


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tunlapapa:
That opportuned boy that misyarns, his gbagbos doesn't even make sense to me.

donfortune48:
Another Foreign Lemon on the way.

I’ve been asked to sheath my sword and learn
So I can’t talk but see below



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kanuisagoat:
I hope Dru23 and BAZ001 are seeing this

So for your mind now dru23 be like person wey go fit sheath him sword ?

How we take know say Felicity001 buy right hand Benz convert to left. If him sheath him sword?

Barbiturate:
When someone tries to twist your words to suit his narrative, just so he "wins an argument/discussion", you need to end it.

If you are pained becos I said I knew when you were job hunting and when you joined e-hailing hustle, I am sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down. I was trying to put someone right and also in the know.

This is the last I'll drop about this issue.
I rest my case.

Top of the morning to you all!

Who are you trying to put right that led to dis gbas gbos

A.) felicity001
B.) Baz001
C.) ifebarbie
D.) pearl1910
E.) Lush100
F.) All noice makers ?

You too much

Dedynast:
Pocochantis abeg help us beg Hon. Izzou to off mic.

Tenkiu!

I don’t even know which one
Pocohantas like more, money or man
Ordinary to come and beg izzou
She don dey ask for give away

Izzou jst be like trouble dey sleep yanga go touch him tail... small thing he done bring down roof

Nezzjnr:
I hear say na Hausa Man dey in charge of FHA sef .

There's something fishy about those that brag even when no one asked them any question.

Come you don start ooh.
Who are you talking to in particular

A.) I will increase my fleet of cars from 3 civic to 5 before December 2021

B.) I will make 1Million dashboard every month from oct-Dec

C.) I have 4million in my savings from Uber (want to transfer 100k but bank app hang)

D.) my target is N10M before the end of 2022.
I withdraw all to buy 5 cars for E hailing
E). Oyel full ground Na to start my own refinery remain. all these import and export oyel dey break my back
F.) all of the above
G) none of the above ?
Cos fear no go gree me mention coke or tanker head

Theus1000:
Uhna good eve o
Sombori ban me here cos i was exposing top secrets of multiple monikers with one person behind them.

Besides the gbasgbos is not healthy at all.
I come and go in peace, make uhna continue the good work

Tell me something, u mean am?
Could it be , could e beee.
Well let me not talk now.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I don't know him anywhere oh.

People wey don see me for her dey, and they know I would never find trouble

I dey my own, the guy use me as specimen for laboratory.

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Somebody can not mention your name in passing again.

Specimen for laboratory ehhhhh


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Barbiturate:
Mr Bazz, you have 3 cars or so, and you still drive, has it made you poor or less human?
You're still a big boy!

My former neighbour has suit shop at mandilas, with a sales boy. He drives occasionally when he feels bored at the shop. He's a big boy.

I don't deliver to anyone. I drive when I have the power. Last week Friday n Saturday, I didn't drive. This week Tuesday and Wednesday, I didn't drive. In fact as I type, I'm with a friend at a bar, gisting. He works with Coca-Cola( Sales). He called and I decided to close for the day.

Not everyone driving is poor. I don't need to mention some other things I'm into.....and I'm open to opportunities. Chasing the bag is not attached to a particular hustle. If I find my dream job with the salary I want, it still won't stop me from driving during weekends. If I also find another thriving business to invest in....I'll do so, and I'll still drive when I want.

Some people with cars on e-hailing and who still drive and get paid by their drivers are far better than most guys in 9 to 5, with clean shoe, clean suit and tie. To each his own! If you stop driving because you got a job or you started business.....it still doesn't mean you have arrived!

I'm not bragging nor throwing jabs.....I'm only making a simple point.

GBAM...
100 % on point ...
I’m with you on dis very true talk.

Kimmooonnn... I dey feel you.
See
Ben Bruce ehh “common sense is not common.


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ReadaDream:
https://www.nairaland.com/6845135/n60000-monthly-job-uber

BAZ001 food Don come o

See that guy dt gives lady's Bj misleading d innocent guy. He went to copy and paste Epe mans only highest dashboard for this year.

IgiveLadiesBj:
What are you doing with 60k monthly for crying out loud? That is 720k/annum....
Money you can make in 1 month driving Uber/Bolt


If you are hardworking you can even make 1 million naira. Just don't join the lazy gangs...

See attached picture of monthly gross

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Why are you trying to create a storm out of nothing na?

He's right, and nothing is wrong with what he said

He was driving when I left the uni and was looking for a job on NL

I have worked for 2 years plus, and I have driven and hanged my boot, and he's still driving

What's wrong with that? [/color]

He’s still driving chaiiiii ehhhhh

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But see matured cruise ... both throwing subtle jabs without cursing or mama’s cooking or cut&join pictures.
Felicity001 and lush100 una well done ooh.

Lush100:
Thanks u jare,
Na bazoo1 I want make y punish well well
See en.
Make you and dru join forces finish bazoo1 well well .
I no like as e finish dashboard for person hand person go vacation never to return again.
After u deal bazoo1,
Call me, i go take u joint we go chop,
My papa house dey Abule-Egba,
I go do u well pass Jamaican rice

That your mouth that you are running anyhow, let me quickly block it before you cos trouble here.
I dey pursue 12hrs = 2M no dey distract me
Keep shut

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Felicity0001:
Ha! Looking for job and finally got a driving job with uber? Ha! That person life don finish... Abeg who b d person... I don mention almost every body for this thread see their moniker A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y X so abeg bros which of them u dey refer to so

Very easy answer
Na izzou now, I know say you dey fear
You and Lush100 wan set dis thread on fire
I go soon run go fence cos I no get strength

Barbiturate:
There was reason for it, you probably didn't read well. I'm not dragging who is old or new. I was trying to put someone right.

Meanwhile the person you mentioned above, I know when he started. In fact I know when he was looking for job on nairaland job/vacancies section......before joining e-hailing hustle

Nna dem don open izzou file ehhhhh

You mean am?
Our CIA was looking for job and car to drive on nairaland ? History
Nothing wey Pocohantas (tis) no go see for izzou hand.

You are doing well brother

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Felicity0001:
Don't worry I just dont have ur time the day I go get ur time you go jnow say karky no be leather na me u dey call blocked abi? no worry continue

Make I just dey look u small small first

Ahn Ahn
Someone can not play with you again ?
That’s how you use to do
Awon eyan scooby doo

Abeg Na true say if you don’t touch your Uber app after 3yrs your ratings will drop ?
You be veteran for here

davit:
How are you sure they would give you 5 stars? Just asking for someone ni o

I’m sure they won’t give me 1star either cos they all act surprised and saying thank you , you are the first driver to leave change others will transfer or buy recharge card for you etc.

For my mind “don’t you know we are changing the narratives as millionaire drivers “


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providencia:
Are you sure you've not driven since the past 5 years? You got compliments 2 years ago

Biko bikoooo, plssss no just start.
I beg you I just wan sleep no make laugh comot sleep for my eye.

My brother, Na Hoodlum robot/spirit drive that car not him.

I’m not co-asking at all.
Na so gentlelife50 ask CheerfulGiver simple question Na me he begin fight.

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Lush100:
Baba tell me say na Corolla e jam, i say make u settle u well,
If to say na camry,
I say make im check the milage,
If e too high, i tell am.say make e jam the car again commot 500 h give ,
I no no say na davit i think say na baz001.
No vex, bazoo1 go soon tell him jam story tomorrow because e no give me freon

Meanwhile davit, i tell babaolowo say make e send 8k to u, but u say na 10k im do.
Pls send the extra 2k to my akant,.na 8 i say baba give u.
Baba and me na we own our biz.

I dey wait oh or just buy freon, give Feli e go deliver an to me

Becos of Freon Ahn Ahn

Mbok beg ur baba ooh
Plllllsss okada don already scratch my front bumper today inside traffic and he was running and waving sorry sir.
Pls I don’t want down time one abroad motivator said we must do 12hrs online every day of this year and we will see 2million naira in our account by January.
Na d matter we dey pursue now, since our Nigerian motivator don go vacation again



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Barbiturate:
This is to Mr BAZ001 and the other noice maker.

I decided to download Uber App to check my old profile.....over 5 years ago.

I use to be on a 4.7/8 rating then. Don't know how it got 4.3 Maybe cos I've not driven on the platform for over 5 years

Are you sure you were not blocked by Uber 5yrs ago ?
Or na one Hoodlum spirit invade ur account and dropped your ratings to 4.35 from 4.85 that spirit no sabi load and offload bags.

But you self get bad mouth ehhh
Which one be ....baz & other noise markers.
Well done just continue

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northbird:
A. Safety
The most recent loss, where the driver ( fela shrine /abule egba) was gruesomely murdered was on the Uber app.

B. Surge/pricing
The surge calculation on Bolt is very accurate. Those that hv issues should check their phone. For instance, some guys ordered rides to take their girls on a treat. Three of us.( drivers, same bolt app)

Heading to Oniru Beach. Changed their mind to go to Alpha beach, they changed their mind again n resorted to a lounge in Phase 1.

We all ended trips at the lounge in phase 1. The two fares were similar. But the fare of the third guy was way too low, the guy was complaining... I felt for him.

But I checked his phone, it was one old palasa like that, I doubt the RAM will be up to 2GB. So it's not the app, but the device.

C. Welfare.
Don't tell me you fell for that corporate bullshit. , why won't they (Bolt and Uber) be interested in you. you are a one of the footsoldiers they use in raking in millions of naira. It's Akin to saying you are interested in the welfare of birds you feed daily. Before nko.

D. Trips.
This can't be contested, trips are easier to get on Bolt than Uber.

E. Riders.
Yeah, riders on Uber are well behaved than Bolt.

F. Earnings
Bolt drivers earn way more than Uber. The biggest Weekly dashboard I have ever seen of 350,000 naira (week of Xmas 2020) was on Bolt.
That's the MAIN reason why everybody is in this hustle... RABA , every other factor is of little or no significance.

You too much,
Anybody that says otherwise doesn’t know anything about ehailing.
I left change of 100 naira for one Taliban lady
Yesterday and another 100 naira change for one churchy looking girl today. it’s better to let go of 100 naira than to get two 1*star and begin type epistle like blocked feli-Hoodlum.

The fact that
1. I can see my destination and
2. I can arrive & cancel in my house
Bolt is the best app for now


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Dem kidnapped children (students )
Now it’s Parents, dts family reunion
Who will now pay ransoms?
Make una just continue

Lush100:
Baz001,
See make allied forces no reason ur matter o,
The play play u do fit make them arrange u for ur low lemonade Camry,

U no dey tire,
No be cheerful teach u defensive driving,
Yet u still dey find im trouble,

We go reason ur matter oh,

Ok if u think say na lie, gimme ur bolt id, i was book u ride on soji tomorrow, na long trip oh,
When we get to 3MB, i go show u, na u go take leg go, maybe Felicity go fit carry u when he drop troublesome rider for 3MB.

Take ur time oh but where my freon sef

You call my car lemonade and still talking about Freon ?

I won’t accept your request,
we have a strategy and it’s not for lazy driver like you all But our telegram class is full

Barbiturate:
Is that my moniker?

Aboniki won't remove deep car scratch. It only removes colour stains from another car. You can apply it immediately or when you get home. Just do it before you wash your car.

See I mentioned your moniker below on sunday you no answer now that I called you ikejaman you reply. Which is faster ?


Thanks make I go rob aboniki festtt maybe it will remove it upon my defensive driving

BAZ001:

Abeg, Barbiturate when should I rob aboliki or na aboniki on my car is it immediately after scratch or I can do it later cos Na to buy aboniki keep for inside car now.
Yellow bus gave me a neat straight line yesterday make I go rub am if it go comot cos of bolt inspection next month

davit:
Na one baba Olowo do this to me for phase1 gate. He dropped something sha. Hoping to patch it

Learn defensive driving una no go hear.
Thank God you got little change
You wonder why I don’t have down time ?
I do defensive driving

Ikejaman I called you with your moniker you still no answer me.

Abeg when is the right time to rob aboniki on your car ? Immediately after scratch or anytime?

Pearl1910:
That's another option...when u descend d bridge just continue straight facing Oshodi on the service lane then do a U-turn at the next opening on ur right into d express and face mile2.

Or after descending that bridge u turn left at the next street , keep left and burst out under the new bridge on airport road.

Okay I get it now.
I thought you are saying don’t pass that service lane again at all at all as one way.

Gentlelife50:
Hmmmm, u ask am the type of car?

Oh Yes, trust me I asked sharp sharp, even color self...
It’s Corolla and silver if not red M@tx

Who no get car dis season dey suffer
Who no get bolt app dey struggle
Who bolt don block self dey pain.


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Pearl1910:
No ooo nothing concern u with one-way if u r coming from Anthony-Oshodi end.
And that untared slide right road u r referring to is now smooth like butter

Pls are you saying I can go on this road on one way climb the bridge and continue to oshodi or I have to turn left into oshodi?

Cause what I did the last time is to continue as if I’m going to oshodi and then made a u turn back to airport road.

Or the way is no go area at all at all. Just turn into Oslo way