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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:13pm On Jan 05, 2022
chillex8:
Welcome to the liquimolly family.
Quality oil you got there...

Get the accompanying oil filter. Bosch or Mann.
10,000miles is guaranteed.
Chillex8 and Felicity001 make una continue. grin
You guys have decamped grin
The show is about to begin grin
I will go up and relax
yeyegbami no bring your burnt pop corn.
I’m fasting and need millions

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:06pm On Jan 05, 2022
BAZ001:
Let me ask ?
Has your brother been driving on Uber/bolt before now or he will just start?
If yes ?
Glithronix:
Boss, no vex oh. You said someone who's experienced in the bolt/Uber work won't do well in money remittance? shocked
I thought experience was what people seek for before handling a car to someone for the Uber/bolt work on weekly repayment.
Do you have a reason for this discouragement? No vex ooh bros, please enlighten a learner like me.
And what if the said guy has not been driving on Uber/bolt before, that he just wants to start, what makes him a good deal to keep up with weekly repayment?
Thank you boss.
Ewoooo bro, see how many times you said no vex bross grin
Haba I’m not hot tempered like some people here and never gone on rehab vacation.

What I was trying to say is that if he is just starting as a newbie he should forget about getting his money back.
Newbies can’t remit 30k weekly in first 2 months without stories.
Generally I will discourage anybody going to drive on Uber/bolt newly in Lagos on rentals or HP. It’s slavery and not sustainable.
But it’s cool with your own car.
Note my words
” Newly on rentals/HP in Lagos”
I’m talking from experience of a lazy driver
1. Road network/location: you will take first trip to ikeja city mall on Monday morning and from there to akute and gross only 7k and be complaining like ikejamanism.
2. Car will suffer: you will go to bad roads, drive inside flood, rider will load two 50kg rice and coke in your car. Okada will remove ur side mirror.
3. Lastma or tout or police will play with you.
4. Theft (yahoo rider or traffic thief’s) fake alert and all.
5. Ehailing Apps: You might get blocked or low ratings or they keep giving you dead zone trips.
Or short short trips till you are warn out after carrying yams for rider and opening boot.
For example I wanted to drive today. I woke up 6:30am and there was no heavy surge I just off app and continue sleeping. Driving without surge is slavery and demoralizing.

As far as I’m concerned ehailing is not a job, (especially for graduates) just do small to keep body & soul and move on, else your body/soul or car will leave you and move on.
Politics › Re: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power ​– FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by BAZ001: 12:55pm On Jan 05, 2022
You don dey learn from Dino
Na now she be mami water ?

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:01pm On Jan 05, 2022
Lush100:
New year.
New gbos gbas.
Always Feli & Dru
Then add bazoo1 generally always looking for trouble or just adding petrol to fire
Add pearl ( every driver's antagonist)
With new member joining we may more gbos gbas as time goes on.

But ikejaman seems to be everyone's friend now.
Angry don is gone
Madam radu is gone.
Baz and gentle chase cheerful away.
Izzou has gone to face his trucks
Chillex pops in once a while especially when he's making money.
Truly i like Feli and Dru but they are just like Tom and Jerry. Always on the opposite sides of things but live like brothers
Some people’s job online grin
How far you consignments don land ?
It’s 2022, e get something wey I wan check?

Celebrities › Re: "Don't Give Pastors Your First Salary Of The Year"- Mr Jollof: Video by BAZ001: 9:27am On Jan 05, 2022
Story for the gods
Education › Re: 3 Nigerian Scholars Listed Among Most-Cited Scientists In The World. by BAZ001: 7:41am On Jan 05, 2022
Don’t know why this news sounds like it’s coming from Lia Mohammed...
Up till now we never see our Oga at top waec certificates.
Well it’s new year anything can happen

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:54pm On Jan 04, 2022
Simulator:
Hello everyone,

I need your assistance to enable me make a business decision. My brother approached me today to buy a car with which he could start uber business. My budget is between 1,5 and 1,8 million.

My intention is that he pays the money every week/month until I recover the purchase amount. The problem is that there's no way I could physically monitor his performances/activities. I would have to rely solely on what he tells me because we don't live in the same country.

Could you please give me suggestions as regards how profitable the business is, the pitfalls to avoid and how realistic it would be to recover my investment within a year or a little above that.

I'd really appreciate your inputs. Thanks for your time
You can not recover your money back within a year cos your brother will eat, pay bills too, fall sick and unplanned situations.
Let me ask ?
Has your brother been driving on Uber/bolt before now or he will just start?
If yes ?
just set him up on another business.
Cause You won’t get your money back in 2years
Travel › Re: FG To Inaugurate Kano-Kaduna Railway December 2022 by BAZ001: 10:44pm On Jan 04, 2022
When will dey inaugurate or build
Lagos - portHarcourt
or
Kano - Lagos
Or PHC to Kano

Na so so north Amechi APC dey build
Well done

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:20pm On Jan 04, 2022
YeyeGbami:
As things con be now sef, baba go dey confused on what to post. dashboard or account balance.

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Dashboard or account balance.

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You too see am,
I come dey pity d CheerfulGiver guy
Two people set target for us
1Milion and 2Million
Monday no dey finish.
But as we were getting carried away with CP and security men one show up but was humble enough to admit.
Pride won’t let CheerfulGiver admit.
Celebrities › Re: There Was No Attempt To Kidnap Me – Teni Clarifies (Photo) by BAZ001: 6:18pm On Jan 04, 2022
The people who will kidnap you will try
See as you big

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 5:10pm On Jan 04, 2022
Godfather10:
My Brother I failed o, £6700 l make o, this pandemic is a real asshole, it’s a winter disease and spreads real fast during winter.
Anyway let’s thank God for his mercy we made it into January, stay blessed Bruv
E go better.
I stand up for you, you are too much
See simple genuine answer ? I didn’t meet up cos of covid.
God bless you bro as long as there is life there is hope. I will start going to gym now don’t want to continue to be a lazy driver.

CheerfulGiver can you see simple answer ?


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:52am On Jan 04, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Bro no be say dem dey use greetings do anything after all salutations they say isn't love, but we shouldn't always be behaving anyhow all the time nau.
Like seriously, someone that you haven't met before nor talked with before will just call you and start asking 'where are you?'
What happened to telling the driver you made a request and got him?
Even if you don't want to greet him at least he would know it's the rider talking to him.

There was a day I got a request and call came in almost immediately I thought it was the rider the usual me that wouldn't want to start entertaining the 'where are you' question quickly told the rider where I am and that I am driving to pick up point, the person was confused.
It now dawned on me that I am talking to another person that doesn't even know anything about bolt, I felt embarrassed at the same time.
So like Felicity is saying it won't take anything from you if you greet and let the driver know you're the one he's coming to pick, even if you don't have airtime use the bolt call feature.
Let's stop justifying rubbish it's taking us nowhere
You dey write all this epistle to someone that carries thesame DNA as Cheerful grin Na so so attack dem dey attack Felicity001
I hope the guy won’t go and dig me up cos Na same simple question you ask cheerful I ask am.


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:47am On Jan 04, 2022
Godfather10:
HOPE YOU FOLKS ARE PUTTING YOUR BACKS INTO MEETING THE N2m Targets btw Nov & Dec.
Trust me folks it can be done and if invested wisely should yield an income of N150k all year long, stay focussed folks.
I have set a target of £1400 wkly for myself. Did badly this week , £916, that’s almost £500 below my projections.
Need to work harder, no excuses for not bringing home £10k home )Nigeria) in Jan
Welcome back bro and happy new year
Before I forget...
Please did you meet up with the £10k ?

I couldn’t meet up with 2M my bad. grin
And your brother CheerfulGiver didn’t meet up too.
You didn’t show face to encourage us

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:40am On Jan 04, 2022
Godfather10:
You are funny man, wetin you want take greeting do, you seem to suffer from a combination of a massive Ego and low self esteem
Ehhhhh Bro you don show ?
You and trouble chaii.
This Na new year , we ve been enjoying peace on this thread but you don go touch feli nips now.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:09am On Jan 04, 2022
yommie007:
. Moreso, your madam's customer service was topnotch. Couldn't get what I wanted but awesome anyways.
Watimagbo

Baba did you by any chance see this song “Hennessy 250, Ko ma lo ni titi, Giuseppe Zanotti inna Ma Camry”
As I dey read your post d song just dey jam in my head, I say make I ask you codedly.
Or Na handicap dey carry me ? I’m

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:39pm On Jan 02, 2022
mejai:
Hmmn! U wan detonate bomb this early 2022.
Reverse ur car few pages and u will see caveat emptor on Felicity0001 from dru23.
Well done grin
Na from your mouth dem go hear say student dey knack teacher wife.
For the past two days in this new year, there has been peace on this thread so 2022 is going to be our year of peace.

don’t mind Yommie007 d guy Na herdsman

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Politics › Re: Buhari Rejects NASS’ Insertion Of 6,576 Projects In 2022 Budget by BAZ001: 8:02am On Jan 01, 2022
Bubu is trying to say he’s not corrupt grin

Business › Re: Naira Depreciation, Inflation, Six Other Events That Dominated Economy In 2021 by BAZ001: 8:02am On Jan 01, 2022
2021 was one hell of a year
Damn

Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Prophecies For 2022 - Pastor E.A. Adeboye by BAZ001: 3:20am On Jan 01, 2022
Amen amen and amen to the good prophecy.
We miss TB joshua in a time like dis

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:17am On Jan 01, 2022
yommie007:
Okay. I want to be the 1st to patronise you in 2022.i dey keep palm oyel money for side oo. Castrol edge dey? How much make I keep sir? Moreso, Baz001 don collect him Hennessy? We plenty for queue as gbenusi geng....
Pls sir, drop price and location sir. 0W20 or 5W20
You too ?


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:14am On Jan 01, 2022
komodapson:
Please, this is to notify the public that our team of independent investigators carried out sting operation on one of our members account, with the Moniker BAZOO grin
And this was the outcome of their investigation below...
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:00am On Jan 01, 2022
YeyeGbami:
Benz owners tongue


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You mean say bragging continues this new year grin


Well Happy New Year to you all
You guys made my 2021
Thank you all

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Politics › Re: Boss Mustapha Speaks On Alleged Attack On His Hometown by BAZ001: 6:10pm On Dec 29, 2021
In this APC regime we don’t know fake news and real news again.
If they can try to deny endsars they can deny any news.

Liar Mohammed will soon ask how many people are looking for their missing goats grin

Travel › Re: Nigeria Exported N100bn Worth Airplanes To Ghana In 2021 by BAZ001: 12:29pm On Dec 29, 2021
APC and lie Are 5&6
Yet bubu is flying around borrowing money
Make una continue
You can’t lie your way into 2023

Sports › Re: Profile Of Tunde Onakoya, Chess In Slums Founder by BAZ001:
Sanwo olu chasing clout by force
The worst governor compared to Ambode and fashola

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:53am On Dec 29, 2021
Felicity0001:
I think I like this your explanation... Its clearer now with the 3% on bolt but the 7.5% on Uber is for what? Where is that gonna be deducted from?

It won't affect your earning to me means the fare for every trip remains the same but where is the 7.5% gonna be deducted from? Mind you it was clearly stated Tax and not VAT and does it mean all along partners have not been paying this Tax? Why then was our TIN requested?
Brain washed ... same thing APC is doing to Nigeria
when u listen to uche or liar Mohammed for too much u will begin to believe them.
Firstly they added #20 on riders fare
Secondly 3% on riders
Now TIN /Tax same rider?
When winter show all hidden charges will be clear and open. Surge blinding us now

I no call anybody UCHE or liar Mohammed I just use example in passing...

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001:
IgiveLadiesBj:
Nnaeehhh which kind thread be this?

Why will a grown ass motherfucker be showing his account balance on an online forum?

Hellooo oo, who do you want to impress?
For this thread you never see anything
No more gbas gbos we ve moved to bragging and show off.
Once someone start talking without anybody asking questions... bragging don start be dat?

Which one of the following is not bragging

A.) I net 40k...
B.) I lodge in Adetokunbo Ademola street
C.) I sold 4000 dollars
D.) I have 5 million naira my account
E.) all of the above

We get money for dis thread forget


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:24pm On Dec 28, 2021
SHOOPSYN:
Atleast, your phone battery is full this time around. grin
Haba comrade grin
Una CIA too much for dis thread

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:05pm On Dec 28, 2021
See rider dey try me dis night
I got a request and was trying to check destination on Gmap, to know d lamba I will give it just cancel, but rider kept calling non stop.

Next thing Na text message grin
Where are you ?
It’s a juicy trip so I had to stay humble.
Las las I just completed d trip

Politics › Re: Christmas: I Have No Regrets Forgiving Tony Kabaka Adun – Gov Obaseki by BAZ001: 6:36pm On Dec 28, 2021
Oshiomle lost throne still loose tout to obasrki
Edo truly no be Lagos.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:53pm On Dec 28, 2021
donfortune48:
In 4days time, it'll be 2yrs you've been trying to increase your fleet of cars from 3 to 4.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:27pm On Dec 28, 2021
chillex8:
Post the week before Xmas. I want to check suntin
Let sleeping dog lie grin

Or
According to pearl1910 bring money on table and I will post it grin
Yet there was highest earners challenge pearl couldn’t post dashboard.
Well December dashboard Na scam

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