Chai Na wa for this country o!



People will pay bills for electricity and will still be surprised that NEPA gave them light?

They will be asking NEPA, "Wont you take the light?"


Even the angels peeped down from the skies and asked God

"Which kind of people did you created for this place?"


#ItIsWell!

Those destroying Nigeria s properties are the ones to put to blame

No where in the world do angry citizens go and destroy their country's properties


It's very bad


And I also learned something from a Tv show today

Those criminals pretending to be terrorists are nothing but hungry devil minds. Terrorists don't ask for money after committing or perpetrating evil acts.

They went to Kaduna, destroyed the railway line and kidnapped people, now they are asking for ransom before they will release those kidnapped.
Tell us, which terrorist organisation in the world does that?


Government too has its share of the blame, but we Nigerians too are our problems!


#ItIsWell!

No mind the small boy

Wetin him know
Aside rolling Tyre, and playing with sand


He didn't know that that is the ILE ISE!




DONT MIND HIM JARE!

Make them no kill Fashola with work fa!

left home at four am, slept on rhe road, stil inside the car,

may,be i will i,stall bathroom,and toiket inside my,car

oh boy

joined in 2012, back them home was trouble, to mingle with guys for street was wahala


so i slept on my bed everyday and read shits and shits of shits by people posting on NAIRALAND


today, i too can contribute to any topic being discusssed by people,

this website is very very dope, especially COMMENTS AND MEMES


ONE GUY WILL MAKE A COMMENT AND THE WHOLE TOPIC WILL GO UP KABOOM

THATS THE BEAUTY OF NAIRALAND

GOD BLESS SEUN #GODBLESS

Red devils





no wonder holy books like bible and Quran always talk about the past


if your future is blurry, check your past


as for man utd, they have spent their glory in the past during baba ferguson era,

howard webb was their twelfth player,

i could remember a match 3-1 AGAINST CHELSEA, WALAHI AND THEY GAVE MAN UTD TWO PENALTIES AND THE,MATCH ENDED 3-3

ANOTHER MATCH AGAINST MAN CITY FOR FA CUP, WAYNE ROONEY WENT TO TALK TO THE REFEREE, AND SECONDS LATER HE GAVE KOMPANY RED CARD, THE LATTER DID NOTHINH OO, MAN UTD TAPPED INTO THE LOOK,HOLE AND BEAT MAN CITY 3-0

EVEN IF YOU GIVE ME THE WHOLE WORLD, I CANT SUPPORT MAN UTD up gunners


LET THEIR PAST CONTINUE TO,HUNT THEM

IF NOT FOR MOURINHO, they should be in relegation by now

man utd my ass

ronaldo collexted highest goal scorer in man utd and 80% of his goals were penalty

man utd shitty club

Maleekberry, wandecoal, mr may d,


runtown

Maleekberry, wandecoal, mr may d,


runtown

They said MOSES was a magician


MOHAMMED PBUH was a mad man

and that GOD Himself doesnt exist


so what else did you expect people to say about you wey you no fit holy like them.


PEOPLE AND THEIR MOUTHS

mouths they use to smoke cigarette, weed, eat , suck toto,

so can anything good come from their mouths?

Mosdii: nigerian girls are useless, all of them

ibo guys: nigeria is zoo, lets go to biafra

if you are jack dorsey where will you go to?


the gods left nigeria a long time ago

ghanians have said it that someone is big doesnt mean he will have sense


mr dj please play me kofi konaata ft shatta wale never again

#GODHELPNIGERIA

Even the shit that was shitted in ghana better the one shitted in nigeria

the gods left nigeria along time ago

Albert einstein

CsRockefeller:


If I say that relationship issues never tire me then I'm lying. Recent behaviour of a very religious lady I have been friends with for sometime with a view to taking it further has got be thinking, at this point I don't know what to believe in again as it relates to love.

So, I'm just gonna take my seat and do what my people call "Siddon look" cos I'm tired honestly, why can't I find a simple lady in Nigeria for marriage?

GO TO GHANA

Its not every tree that a palm wine tapper climbs,

its not every woman that you see that you sleep with

g guys always checkout their babes spiritually before committing into the relationship,
some fast, pray or even carry sacrifice on the midnight becsuse of their babe

many ladies are walking corpses, many are empty, many have been used bytheir boyfriend for money

if you dont belong you cant know

and if she has spiritual husband, chai its very very dangerous for the side attractors, they may even die

before you invest on any lady these days, ask your pastor, alfa or imam or herbalist to go spiritusl for you, there is more than meets the eye

GFICECOLD:
I need a advice on my relationship but I don't know how to ask questions on nairaland someone should direct me please

open a new email and moniker, then click on open new topic in famiky or romance section, its among the busiest traffic sections on nairaland,


dont put your name just put mr a or mrs x and guys will help you out

#peace

Aaargh

Irony of life
the girl wey you dey die ontop her
she don become waste paper for other guys
women dont care about you,
the moment you are broke, they will dump you

Can any good come from nigerian girls these days?

If you no want make nigerians tell you the day your father was pouring sperm inside your mama toto just dont vie for political post,



they, wont dig out only your past, your present life will be ruined and your future will be dented severely,

The calibre of girls i grew up with are bad, but those of nowadays are worst

they will even be asking you if na raw or condom you want,
they will even be the one asking you for sex #MAYGODSAVEUS

The calibre of girls i grew up with are bad, but those of nowadays are worst

they will even be asking you if na raw or condom you want,
they will even be the one asking you for sex #MAYGODSAVEUS

Nigerian girls dont care if you die or live


one of my neighbours (a girl) told my friend that i am mad


yesterday when she saw me she called me "neighbour"

i just thought " so i no dey mad today?"

another girl near me will even kiss and hug me if we see each other, but when she is with her friends, they will be gossioing and backbiting about me, not knowing say i dey hear all then dey say


THE LESS YOU WORRY ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS THE HEALTHIER YOUR LIFE WILL BE

SOME of them dont even know what they want, diick, money, wealth, car and so on


they are insatiable

Tinubu himsrlf knows he cant expect much from the south west

lagos(fifty fifty brcause pdp love their shit more than jagaban

oyo( sitting gov, is pdp so its a no no for apc

ekiti( fayemi is apc but he is at loggerheads with his boss jagaban so anything can happen

osun( you all remember how they usef INCONCLUSIVE for senator adeleke so osun is pdp technically because jagaban have shot himself in the leg when he said he has more money than osun stste

ondo( akeredolu is apc and he is still a
bouncing baby boy,but his cronies are angry, if apc wants to continue as usual money must exchange hands and greedy guys will compromise as usual

ogun ( they used divide and rule to bring in dapo abiodun and lambast senator ibikunle amosun who wanted to become godfather in the state, the latter will as usual give apc a run for their money



so all in all its still fifty fifty for the jagaban in his home region,

his strongest holds are the middle belt, benue is pdp, no go area, plateau is apc, but boys are hungry, so money will exchange hands,
northcentral like,kwara, kogi,niger, are apc but dont underestimate guys like BUKOLA SARAKI , dino melaye will put sand inside apc s garri,

abuja is pdp, so its a no no for apc

now to the north now, kano, kaduna, are apc but you all knew how e dey go, gandollar is sitting with four eyes open, if he slacks or slumbers, sharp guys like kwankwaso will kick him off,

hellrufai too is ambitious, lets wait and see,

in the north east, adamawa is pdp, taraba is pdp, gombe and bauchi are pdp, chai lets see how boss will fare, sokoto is pdp, but i think kebbi is apc sha,

you dont,need to tell ibo guys,to vote for "you know who"


they will rather cut you with a cutlass, you dey craze?" they will ask you first?

abia, enugu, anambra, are pdp or apga,

ebonyi is apc, thank GOD, ROCHAS OKOROCHAS bumbum is on fire now, lets see,how it turns out,

edo guys have told jagaban that EDO NO BE LAGOS,
DELTA IS HARDCORE PDP
wike will rather live in hell than allow apc have her way

crossrivers is pdp

akwa ibom pdp


chai the ball game no sweet at all for Tinubu

BUT HE DID MAGIC IN 2015,

PERMUTATED IN 2019

LETS SEE HOW THINGS WILL PAN OUT IN 2023


PLEASE DONT QUOTE ME ABEG, JUST SAY YOUR OWN,


#GODBLESS

Effects of inflation, when money loses its value over time,


we keep importing and producing less or exporting less, thus affecting our economy


you want to point fingers,


ask yourself, are you a producer or a consumer?


no wonder dangote keeps getting richer everyday

Efcc guys too got bills to pay


nepa bill, house rent, children sch fees, gas bills etc

SEN ROCHAS wey don leave since yesterday


DONT QUOTE ME I AM FASTING

Nobody likes us who cares, as long as we like ourselves


mr dj pls play me BABY ANSWER BY RUNTOWN


RESPECT TO THE KING OF HIGHLIFE!