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and you are still using nairaland?

let me just masturbate and watch xvideos in peace witb my airtel free fifty mb jare





abeg who get nokia pin mouth jare

gayman99:
All these packages in one hole

toto dey suffer ehn

may GOD bless mr ajape, he thought me


and i made sure i taught my students too

MAY GOD BLESS MY TEACHERS

the moment you stop saying "we"


for this country is the moment you are awoke



and to the prophet of doom above


CIA PREDICTED in 2015 that there will be no more naija, politicians bargained, compromised, money exchanged hands and we are still here


THE ONLY GUM BINDING NAIJA IS CORRUPTION

WELCOME

lesbians dont need your ten feet diick,


all they need are dildos, tongues and cucumber


welcome to the FUTURE


THE FUTURE IS FEMALE

to pay bills

all the rigging of a nigerian politician na to steal money when he enter office


na because of goodness sake?


NO BE BECAUSE OF MONEY?

the future is female


abeg who get nokia pin mouth

nice moniker

YOUGOBANMETIRE


CHAI

IT IS WELL

milcah5050:
This girl go sweet to smash

lol


pah pah pah

tah tah tah


fah fah fah

poh poh poh

vum vum vum

i dey sing song ni o i dont know what you dey think for your mind oh

but if you have married, it depends on the type of your spirit and your wifes spirit, if both match you be becoming richer and prodperous


but for some people after marriage the guy will see paper on the floor and call it money


if you hhave lived with market people you will know better

and women have very strong spirits

there is one woman in my former street, anytime i watch porn, touch girl or m***te, she will be frowning at me but,

anytime or weeks wey i no do any of the above she will laughing at me and even been asking where have i been since all these days


market women know this most


they call it owo aje or lucky hand

its true, sex and poverty go hand in hand


a place where you always knack will hardly sell anything, customers will just be turning back throughout tge day


even market women usually put small children in their shop in tbe morning because small children have no sin,


but if na adult wey them know say he don knack, na bad market

if na airtel star one four one star two four one ash

night plan dial star three one two ash

star one three one star six five ash

star one two one star two ash
then select the options

wait for her to give birth

when she gives birth do DNA test for the baby
if its your congrats you are a father

if it isnt DUMP HER

walahi if you give me that small food

WALAHI I WILL KILL YOU INSTANTLY

YOU DEY MAD?

make i fast for two years even better now

which kind rubbish be that?
lol

pls read this



https://www.nairaland.com/6118427/daily-hard-truth-guys-dont




LET ME KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT

ororo min

LATE DR SIKIRU AYINDE BARRISTER:

if a pregnant woman is coming and she frowns her face due to the agony of the excessive pain,

people will laugh jest mock her, what is her problem, when she was having sexual intercourse didnt she enjoy it, didnt she know tge belle will protude?


so dont bobo us with pregnancy, our mothers too got pregnant before then born us


and according to research, women enjoy sex more than men, they just hide and pretend like they dont,

dont simp me with pregnancy, you consented to have sex before the tummy swelled.

maga don pay shout halleluyah oh oh oh

follow this guy(theCharismaGuy) or click this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6118427/daily-hard-truth-guys-dont

oga leave the girl alone


with this your narrative she doesnt give a damn about you


move on with your life

get a goal, set a dream for yoursrlf AND WORK towards achieving it

pxssy is not the end of life, you can still get another lady or woman better than her

LET GO

chai

its been among the law of nature

man spends woman collects


even if your wife is dangote or bill gates and the man is a gateman

she will still be collecting money from him

its the natural way of life,

but if she is kind and generous then the case might be different
but they are very very very scarce

she has a right to contest,

but its left for the guys to decide what happens next

YOU SAID THE FUTURE IS FEMALE

EHN LETS WAIT AND SEE NOW

LOL