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happily single

odasun daji okunrin buruku ikeji ara e

who doenst have head gat no headache

YOU ASKED WHEN DID WE BROKE UP
SORRY I AM SINGLE

payday guys,


you might have read,

MAN JUMPS FROM THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE AFTER BEING CHEATED BY GIRLFRIEND

MAN DRINKS SNIPER OVER LOVE ISSUES


AND THE RECENT FCMB BOSS SAGA


ETC


its not that good women are not out there, but we just want guys to love with open eyes and not their diiccks thats just it,

#MAYGODSAVEUS

lol

hoes plenty pass these days,

if you get money walahi na women go come dey toast you nowadays,

OGA YOU WAN FXCK?
na so den go dey bargain with their toto oh
MAYGODSAVEUS

nsiba:
When a GanDollar is the governor and Hisbah police whose officials de nack women for hotels, how will they generate anything?

they spent all the igr they generated on women weed and wine,


they also knacked too lol


GENERATING IGR IS VERY SIMPLE, LIKE LAGOS, ERECT INFRASTRUCTURES LIKE GOOD ROADS, SCHOOLS, HOSPITALS ETC AND PEOPLE WILL WILLINGLY PAY TAXES, BUT YOU DONT GIVE AND YOU WANT TO COLLECT

#MAYGODSAVEUS

what is going on,

are you married

women get issues wey railway no fit load

to them nothing is wrong with being a lesbian


tell them you are gay and sky will fall on your head

SISTERHOOD AND PXSSY CARTELS

some married people still dey struggle with their marriage

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monkey dey work baboon dey chop
players are leaving africa for france,
france is carrying world cup

no wonder african counrries dont pass world cup semi final

kill and chop as usual

i wonder wetin we go dey chop after killing all the animals

thumping your waist inside and outside a lifeless log of body from 9pm till 5am

what will happen if she dies during the process?
what will happen if she gets pregnant and the tummy starts swelling up? how will she sleep with the big belle?

rich richer poor poorer,


capitalism at its peak


funneling money into the circulation will end up fattening the cow of the rich guys at the end of the day


monkey dey work baboon dey chop


not difference for the poor guys after buying food and paying bills


WELCOME TO NIGERIA

pappilo, he go dey play like person wey no get energy,

he go just go collapse inside opponents box eighteen


chai, footballers don go!

just like one stupid mod removed my comment in the kano beer hisbah topic,

chai guy get issues honestly

i like his cap

like the ones wizards usually wear in harry potter

if you like discover oil in the sky,




greediness for Nigerian heart big pass all the natural resources we have,

one man dey trillion inside him account and me i find ten naira to drink garri

gold and oil my ass

trouble sleep yanga go wake am


may GOD save the state from consequences of this brouhaha

those who have witnessed this shiit before know better

q

na Tinubu steal all the allocations of your state,


delta, rivers, have been pdp and opposition since 1910, na Tinubu steal their allocations?



imo, ebonyi, wey just carry one leg enter inside apc, na Tinubu steal their monthly allocations and igr?



ah #MAYGODSAVEUS OH!

she always abuse me in our house, i toasted a girl, she called the and bad mouthed me to her, now the girl hates me better than shiit,


if she sees me she will eye service, but i have alreADY seen her colour


fear short w**men, they lectured d*vil

sometimes i usually wish i were like IRON MAN

heartless

cunning man die, cunning man bury am

you wan abuse me
am i your governor?

did i steal your states money?

very very creative man
he fought fought don baba all alone


he brought up,guys like lil kesh, lyta etc from his ybnl record
even adekunle gold was in ybnl before



you can copy olamide, olamide no dey copy you

happy birthday baddo

Let me keep quiet.



May God forgive me!!

If a woman has ten million, it is her money, but if the husband has five naira, it is our money!!!

you dey spoil her market, if she catch you!!!

how much.?

Mcquine:
You're speaking total nonsense.

If others can't keep up with the best then they don't deserve any accolades.

They should hold on till the best has retired then their mediocrity would be awarded.

Nigerians are useless

George weah (African) won it, he won the world best, so I don't think there is any big deal about the balon d or stuff, my point is after giving someone one award FIVE or SIX times, what is the hunger or thirst for the award anymore.

competition is healthy and it is the spice of football, just imagine if you have a football match and your opponents didn't show up, then you just grab the ball and throw it inside the net like that fifty times and say the score is 50-0 and be HAPPY?

Luka Modric was right, about Cristiano not coming, the balon d or is losing its spice,
the sooner FIFA get that the better!!!!

you said no other better competitors, if you dig, you will always find!!! #peace

if you are coming from osun, immediately you enter kwara, around okuku, reach Erin ile side, then you will know that you have entered kwara, no one needs to tell you, even if you sleep, its gallop that will wake you!!!


those who ply that road will know what I mean, omo come see road for osun state.


the last time I went to Oshogbo, I swear I GOT LOST!!!! WALAHI!!!!

I want to marry a woman, who has sense, who won't be posting nude on social media!!! and who won't be snapping pictures everywhere she goes, who won't be uploading sex tapes of his runs!!, who won't be asking for money to fix her hair when I toast her!!