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pistol: though the people are intellectually lazy..
Gv an akwaibom 2million naira,
he will eat it finish and come back for more..
No entrepreneurship spirit.. And d hate igbos wit a passion..

what makes u feel AKmites are lazy u better get ur facts right b4 typing rubbish and showing d whole world hw myopic u r

I'm a hard working AK young lady and there r so many like me out there!!! when u talk abt laziness, every tribe has theirs including ur tribe. Nansense!

Akwa Ibom isongo, iya!!!! Happy silver jubilee AKS.
I'm so proud to be an Akwa Ibomite.

@nikkyshyne: Ɣeα an arsehole dat got u grinning like d real arsehole #cool#

@justaquad: dats wah I do #batting eyelashes#

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole !' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole !' It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling would have to stop.
So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'
He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' and hung up.
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale ' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is..'
I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax .
It's a yellow ranch style house, and the car's parked right out in front.'
I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'
He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'
I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'
He said, 'Yes?'
I said, 'Don, you're an asshole !'
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
Then I came up with an idea.
I called Asshole #1.
He said, 'Hello.'
I said, 'You're an asshole!'
(But I didn't hang up.)
He asked, 'Are you still there?'
I said, 'Yeah.'
He screamed, 'Stop calling me!'
I said, 'Make me.'
He asked, 'Who are you?'
I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'
I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax; its a yellow ranch style house, and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'
He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'
I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up.
Then I called Asshole No. 2.
He said, 'Hello?'
I said, 'Hello, asshole .'
He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'
I said, 'You'll what?'
He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass,'
I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance.
I'm coming over right now.'
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax , and that my gay lover said he was on his way over to kill me.
Then I called Channel 9 News about a gang war going down on Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax .
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time t o watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
NOW I feel much better.
Anger management really works!!

Thieves!!!!!!!!! Na God go punish una

@djeezy: jst did n it's been helpful. Thanks

@ all: thank u so much, I feel relieved on dis forum. I think d best thing to do is move on with my lyf and keep my distance.

@K2039; he doesn't support d idea of resignation cos I asked him

@sijo01; noted!
He feels terrible too bt we've been encouraging ourselves

@Jhydebaba; I knw d differences btw love n lust. He feels terrible like I said earlier. I am nt resigning.

@Kamadiran; dats nt necessary.

Thnks for your advices, expecting more

Hello nlers, I need Ūя̲̅ sincere advise on dis matter. I'd appreciate it if u don't say abusive or hateful words here.

There's this guy dat works in dsame company with ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ but not in dsame department with ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ tho. I've known him for a while bt as tym went by, we fell inlove with each other (wish I avoided it). It grew stronger everyday and I was beginning to see him as D ONE. Bt the problem is dis, he's the nephew of one of my directors. When my director (his uncle) found out he told him straight to stop d affair. Right now we've separated, I'm heartbroken, I feel terrible n I don't knw wat to do. It won't be easy for ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ to seee him everyday @ work without feeling down. Wat do I do now??
Pls I need Ūя̲̅ advise on hw to handle dis...

Pls pardon my errors, I didn't proof read.

All d guys screaming I can't marry an ugly girl bla bla bla...r u tryin to say dat ugly girls hav got ‎​№ hope of being in a fulfilled r/ship because they r ugly? Most of u will still end up with ugly girls sha*tongue out*

geeez: If its about the standing, I can tell you for free that it happens even in the most advanced countries. What the heck do you think the handrails are there for? To hang pants and bras?

y r there so many hidden post

naijababe: If this is not idol worship, i don't know what is

So typical of u!! Do u know wat idol worshiping is?? We celebrate our man of God we don't worship him.
I don't remember when celebrating some1 esp on his birthday bcame idolizing!!

wetin chic wan take rose do? with ur 'affordable' amt, u can get her 1 of those things i mentioned earlier

obadiah777: she for bring some of the money wey her papa done steal now. abi ?

u r soooo insensitive i bet if u were in those suspects shoes u wud hav done worse.

@OP, may God grant her family the fortitude to bear the loss.

which people go drill the oyel na?...boko haram will be waiting to bomb or take hostages any one dat tries to mess with their land

depends on how much u r ready to spend, u can buy her a set of jewellery or a beautiful wrist watch, shoes...d likes. women love these things compared to a rose

@ loucrux

i don laff tire for this thread. y r u so concerned abt the females n how they package . use ur head to decipher some things, not bother ppl abt who's wearing mouka foam and vita foam bra

lmfao!!!!

kingoflag: You're useless! I bet you hate to clean too and are severely overweight. All you do is eat, eat, eat abi? Then when you get in a relationship you use your insecurities to nag your boyfriend to death until he flees, then you start searching for the next one.....

But, useless girls like you with no home training are usually nasty as f**k in the bedroom but pu**y don't mean nothing when the gal is useless in all other departments. Calm down, don't fret, when all the guys in your life run away and you're a 60yr old spinster maybe you'll gather yourself together and learn how to throw it down in the kitchen.

must u rain abuses on the poster like dis . if u don't hv anything reasonable to say to her LOOK and PASS.
SMH dis is wat happens wen monkeys gain access to the internet

na God dey punish them so

Dondav got me laffing. u r too much

illuminati ko conspiracy theory ni i'll keep using nairaland come rain or shine. nothing join me with illuminati. thats seun's problem not mine

illuminati ko conspiracy theory ni i'll keep using nairaland come rain or shine. nothing join me with illuminati

leave the babe jare... after all she carry first from back

they just made traveling to these part of the world more difficult for Africans generally.

donezra: When you belive too much in yourself that you no longwr take training seriously, because you think you have beaten your opponents before, THAT'S THE BEGININING OF YOUR DOWNFALL.

When one fails in an aspect of life, he or she goes back to find out were it all went wrong.

After that her victory, she went to relax while her opponents went to work harder.
One one fool is blaming it on spiritual forces.
Blessinf is her own spiritual forces.

u took the words out of my mouth! when people start accepting responsibilities for their actions then things will definitely change for the better. we have to apply a different method to get a different result. Only mad people do the same thing over and over again and expect different results!! that's how stereotyped Nigerian sports are!!!!

bbporsche: Gudevening doctor. Tanks for this thread.
I have a challenge dats really a cause for concern right now. I hv taken mornin after pill (postinor 2) twice in 2 months and right now my period Ȋ̝̊̅§ late by 14 days now and I'm so worried. I did pregnancy test and it came out negative. I will be goin to see a doctor soon but I'm scared. I need Ūя̲̅ advice. Thank u

i still haven't read any reply to my question

@ op, it's a nice idea but i will suggest that the party be done based on state level cos i don't see me traveling out of my current state to somewhere else just for a party