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rokiatu: A brand new car.

What is your age?

Chai, who bring dis to front page?

Dis is one of the reasons why hav been clamouring dat secondary school student should not be among the moderators!

This should even be in the joke section...

Mtshewwww!!!

Proudly Team Nigeria.... Gooooooooooal

Dear friends: You wake up healthy today, someone somewhere is breathing their last breath on dat hospital bed. i beg thank God for another day jor and stop complaining...

Dear friends: You wake up healthy today, someone somewhere is breathing their last breath on dat hospital bed. i beg thank God for another day jor and stop complaining...

Shut up!!! Remove that tag(Nigeria Student)... Not all Nigerian student over here do such thing. There is a belive that all back here are Nigerian. That is just the simple mentality...

agi-tuedor:
The man who engineered confraternities in Nigeria.

You are a fool... Prove it.

2.4million naira plus free sex...

Dear Nairalanders, if you are to buy NAIRALAND from Seun Osewa, how much will u pay for it?
Because im planing to buy this nairaland from Seun before 2015...

i need ur urgent comment. Moderator, i beg front page pls... we need this site for proper political arrangement by 2015

Dear Nairalanders, if you are to buy NAIRALAND from Seun Osewa, how much will u pay for it?
Because im planing to buy this nairaland from Seun before 2015...

Let ♍e call him to confirm the news

i represent ONDO STATE

FAST for Nigeria? Bros, i beg if na play, pls stop am!

☺kα̲̅y, bring her to T.B Joshua where she can experience Liberty

Dear Seun Osewa, it is time you dismiss MUKINA from your moderator... She is power drunk and she as turn herself to celebrity on nairaland.

Don't forget without us, NO NAIRALAND...

Dear Seun Osewa, it is time you dismiss MUKINA from your moderator... She is power drunk and she as turn herself to celebrity on nairaland.

Don't forget without us, NO NAIRALAND...

@OP, thank you! We don see dem... ђã† next?

Ronaldinho died in a single vehicle crash on Route 80 between Morristown and Roswell. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the vehicle accident and was identified by photo ID found on his body. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident - January 26, 2013

Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Ronaldinho lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.

The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.

Witnesses have stated that Ronaldinho's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.

Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence, however initial findings indicate that durgs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident as it was more likely to been caused by road conditions.

Memorial services for Ronaldinho have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma.

Additional details and information will be forthcoming as they become available.

SOURCE: ronaldinho.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80_m.php

190-the-clown:
this are u a learner stuff pisses me off each time that damn statement is made

idiots

Exactly! Dat is what make u a learner!!!

honeeyplum: Computer n dis ur yellow gf....na stingyness dey worry u

In that situation, ђã† will u do?

Arosa: Straight up stinginess, are you not happy that a girl wants to chop your money?

Don't fall victim of ladies Oº°˚˚. They wil tag you MUGU

Boiz are not smiling. Are u a learner?

Mr. Globe:
hehehehe, whatever man. You are NL's clown anyway who must post based on Yoruba. The man above after that *fashola mouth piece Eko ile* me too is Yoruba but can you compare his civil post with the crap you posted? Like I will see a photo of fashola projects commissioned by his government from 40 billion monthly revenue and that is verifiable and call it Photoshop. where are the projects, a million threads has been opened for the same question. better grow up kiddie.

You claim to be a Yoruba, but pls is dat the correct spelling of YORUBA?
Hum, don't let ♍e hit dat ur rectangular head with sledge hammer Oº°˚˚.

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way o!

After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.

Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic till d last drop)...

She also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it: (extra long, king size) she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha!

A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)...

So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano -lagos flight. She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".

Mama throws herself in the air, lands,
slumps & faints shouting......

"Yeeeeee!
Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚...

AWO4LIFE: That ȋ̝̊̅§ A̶̲̥̅ welccome development but I hope they wouldnot start t̶̲̥̅̊ό̲̣̣̣̥ collect 20naira and neglect their work.........​⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊AWOTHYDGREAT·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥⌣ o

Congratulation!!!
U don buy Blackberry?
Pls try and make good use of the manual inside the pack.
Ode...

AWO4LIFE: That ȋ̝̊̅§ A̶̲̥̅ welccome development but I hope they wouldnot start t̶̲̥̅̊ό̲̣̣̣̥ collect 20naira and neglect their work.........​⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥·̵̭̌✽̤̥̈̊AWOTHYDGREAT·̵̭̌»̶̥-̶̯͡┈̥⌣ o

Congratulation!!!
U don buy Blackberry?
Pls try and make good use of the manual inside the pack.
Ode...

☺kα̲̅y, we don see the pictures. Then wat next? i beg go find work do!!!

Now, see more pix of it...

My Dad call my Mum= CHOICE...

My Mum call my Dad= DADDY or DEAR...