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A busy man who always think of HO̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ †̥ make more money A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ HO̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ †̥ get available contract †̥ boost up ȋ̝̊̅§ account will not hav time for this rubbish... @OP, all dos Nigerian films wey U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry ƔƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡U̶̲̥̅̊... Wake up from U̶̲̥̅̊‎​я̩̥̊ dream bcs U̶̲̥̅̊ can't see any woman here I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ NIGERIA dat will D̶̲̥̅̊☺ dis for u

BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Blast Rocks Military Church At Jaji In Kaduna... A huge bomb blast has exploded at a military protestant church inside the Armed Forces Command and Staff College, Jaji in Igabi local government area in Kaduna state.
 Details sooon!
Check www.saharareporters.com for more details

BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Blast Rocks Military Church At Jaji In Kaduna... A huge bomb blast has exploded at a military protestant church inside the Armed Forces Command and Staff College, Jaji in Igabi local government area in Kaduna state.
 Details sooon!
Check www.saharareporters.com for more details

This ȋ̝̊̅§ the picture of what state police will look like...

A̶̲̥̅♏ serving I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Ondo state at ikare akoko. Ondo state ȋ̝̊̅§ one of the best state †̥ serve. Just take a bus †̥ state capital A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ get a bus †̥ ikare akoko from dere. For dos comeing from d north or east, drop at Owo if U̶̲̥̅̊ pass tru Benin A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ take a bus †̥ ikare. U̶̲̥̅̊ can call ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ on for more details....

Chai, see the lips of dis pikin Oooº°˚. Like father like son..... Another Fela as been born into the weed society of music industry!!!

I pity dem bcs some hoodlums aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ payed †̥ start dis riot I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ order for the school management †̥ make some millions of naira from the money D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wil pay after the riot as repairation fees.... I PITY DEM.

Seriously, I dreamt about dis two days ago but the sad story about it ȋ̝̊̅§ that the flood cuts off the Northerners from Nigeria A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ the erosion push them †̥ there dream land called SOMALIA.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR COUNTRY (NIGERIA)
+234 is her code, she sits at the heart of Africa.
GREEN and WHITE are her colors. They call her the giant of Africa. Yes, she's got issues as any important personality will do 'coz of the attention she attracts from so many. She just turned 52 and so many feel she's reached COUNTRYPAUSE (MENOPAUSE) and can't produce good things anymore. It took many of her counterparts centuries to produce offspring:
GREAT BRITAIN became great after becoming a grandfather.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA became united at the "Methuselah's" age. She's still undergoing the 'growing' process.
TO ALL NIGERIANS, Remember, no matter how far you travel, wherever you find yourself, wherever the struggle for a better life takes you. No matter the situation on ground.
NIGERIA IS STILL OUR BABY! and her growth is up to us.
Remember this is who we are:
~ STRONG
~ SURVIVOR
~ SMART
~ JUST
~ PRUDENT
~ GREENWHITEGREEN
Soon, many will scale heights to obtain the GREEN passport.
Many will want to marry my children and grand children to be called GREEN. Come rain, come shine, I'll always be proud to be BLACK, I'll always be proud to fly GREEN, I'll always be proud to be a NIGERIAN, I'll always be proud to be called AFRICAN.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGERIA!!!! MY COUNTRY, MY COLOR, MY PRIDE, MY NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS ME,
GOD BLESS NIGERIA and GOD BLESS AFRICA!!!!

See dis OP compairing Science with Bible A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ dere ȋ̝̊̅§ peace as people give there view BUT let's say na Quran(dat thing wey muslim D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ read) infact, WAR A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ PROTEST for don start here. Maybe by now Nairaland embassy wud av been burnt down.

ignis: Are you from my country too?

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Yes, A̶̲̥̅♏ from Nigeria where the Northern side ȋ̝̊̅§ a training ground for those who need seven virgins †̥ dis-virgin.

But Gombe state ȋ̝̊̅§ not part of Nigeria! Gombe ȋ̝̊̅§ I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Arewa republic. S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ why should we Nigerians be worried about dem? Next tread pls!!!

Wen a guy hav ȋ̝̊̅§ money, Bleep all dos stupid law. S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ U̶̲̥̅̊ wan make guyz turn dem †̥ god bcs of love? @OP, wise up! Make money! Break dos law A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ woman love U̶̲̥̅̊ stronger. But d moment †̥ start doing all dis ur movie write-up for a woman, U̶̲̥̅̊‎​я̩̥̊ life ȋ̝̊̅§ finish I swear...

If Akin A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ Popo see dem, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ will give God d glory dat dem even tall. Abi I lie ni?

dis on the front page pls

Atlanta'96 - Abacha
Gold - 2
Silver - 1
Bronze - 3
Total - 6

Sydney'00 - Obasanjo:
Gold - 1
Silver - 2
Bronze - 0
Total - 3

Athens'04 - Obasanjo:
Gold - 0
Silver - 0
Bronze - 2
Total - 2

Beijing'08 - Ya radua:
Gold - 0
Silver - 1
Bronze - 3
Total - 4

London'12 - Goodluck
Gold - 0
Silver - 0
Bronze - 0
Total - 0

Goodluck to u all.


Dear Nairalanders, pls what is good about dis man?

As far it happy I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ North, A̶̲̥̅♏ always happen! I beg help us confirm the number of casualties jor. Stupid Northernanimals!!!

aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ sure dis aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ ȋ̝̊̅§ friend? Bcs dos faces look like Dons of some CULT group.

BREAKING NEWS: news getting †̥ ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ ȋ̝̊̅§ dat the game as been cancel due †̥ some reason. A̶̲̥̅♏ Ƨ☹Ʀяƴ, A̶̲̥̅♏ just waking up from dream. Wetting be scores I beg! Lolzzzzzzz. USA, I beg give ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ green card S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ dat I can stop be called a Nigeria. We aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ only good I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ IED making A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ trowing BOMB

@OP, wen last do u go for ur medical check up? how come dis on d front page? have u ever wish any NAIRALANDER happy birthday before? BEWARE OF ARTICLES DAT MAKE THE FRONG PAGE, or else i will start punching you from my system!!!

They should have wait till FRIDAY jor. why re dey wasting there BOMB... just 12-Muslim died. it pains me oooooo.... my condolence to my Muslim brothers.... lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why WIZKID?
The constitution call anybody above 18yrs a man.
So, WIZMAN, im wishing u HAPPY BIRTHDAY......
Long life small Nijja

NigeriaKwenu: How did that car get inside that canal?

Afam4eva(Mods biko unban me)

u re a fool. the driver drive it inside just to park it dere......

gendebs: For no reason should a christian shed blood. Jesus preaches salvation and never was a place in the bible where Jesus shed blood. reverse is the case of Islam where they claim to preach peace and they practice the opposite. you cant preach what you don't do. the Qur'an told us of how Muhammad shed blood all for the sake of self defense. please what is the correlation between self defense and peace. Also the Qur'an told u guys to kill 3 different set of people, do u want me to tell u those set of people. Your religion also preaches holy war. please how can a war be holy. i beg all moslemS in this forum to please shut up and never use that your hand to type rubbish here again till JESUS COME. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Pls can u loud it and let dos anti-christ hear ur voice?

@OP,
WHY RE U CONFUSING US?
50cl is sold for 5-naira or 10-naira.
i guess u went ahead to buy the one of 200cl.
So, go back to that shop and tell them to give u PURE WATER of 50cl...


AND IF YOU DISCOVER IS 50cl PURE WATER DEY RE SELLING FOR 20naira, PLS MOBILIZE NIGERIANS DERE AND START REVOLUTION FOR DAT SHOP!!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]People are getting enlightened these days.the broom revolution is coming soon to sweep away all of you.btw,wetin be Cpc emblem sef ?[/quote]CPC EMBLEM IS BLOOD SHELD.... Boko haram. Lolzzzzzz

Her husband dropped her at the airport after claiming she's going to Lagos. She turned back to sleep in her boyfriend's house and d plane she was meant to fly with crashed. D husband and the whole family are already crying and thinking of going to Lagos to claim her body,then suddenly she appeared and gave this confession......
If u r the husband, what will u do?

odumchi: Abi the guy no go school? Abeg, make him no disturb us wey dey prepare for exams.

u be OLODO. I pray after ur exams dat u wont be the one dat will be carrying his speaker for head weneva he has show. What will u cerficate give u wey dis little kid neva get. Rejoice with the rich so dat u can get dere. Beware ooo!!!