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BREAKING NEWS: news getting †̥ ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ ȋ̝̊̅§ dat the game as been cancel due †̥ some reason. A̶̲̥̅♏ Ƨ☹Ʀяƴ, A̶̲̥̅♏ just waking up from dream. Wetting be scores I beg! Lolzzzzzzz. USA, I beg give ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ green card S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ dat I can stop be called a Nigeria. We aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ only good I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ IED making A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ trowing BOMB

@OP, wen last do u go for ur medical check up? how come dis on d front page? have u ever wish any NAIRALANDER happy birthday before? BEWARE OF ARTICLES DAT MAKE THE FRONG PAGE, or else i will start punching you from my system!!!

They should have wait till FRIDAY jor. why re dey wasting there BOMB... just 12-Muslim died. it pains me oooooo.... my condolence to my Muslim brothers.... lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why WIZKID?
The constitution call anybody above 18yrs a man.
So, WIZMAN, im wishing u HAPPY BIRTHDAY......
Long life small Nijja

NigeriaKwenu: How did that car get inside that canal?

Afam4eva(Mods biko unban me)

u re a fool. the driver drive it inside just to park it dere......

gendebs: For no reason should a christian shed blood. Jesus preaches salvation and never was a place in the bible where Jesus shed blood. reverse is the case of Islam where they claim to preach peace and they practice the opposite. you cant preach what you don't do. the Qur'an told us of how Muhammad shed blood all for the sake of self defense. please what is the correlation between self defense and peace. Also the Qur'an told u guys to kill 3 different set of people, do u want me to tell u those set of people. Your religion also preaches holy war. please how can a war be holy. i beg all moslemS in this forum to please shut up and never use that your hand to type rubbish here again till JESUS COME. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

Pls can u loud it and let dos anti-christ hear ur voice?

@OP,
WHY RE U CONFUSING US?
50cl is sold for 5-naira or 10-naira.
i guess u went ahead to buy the one of 200cl.
So, go back to that shop and tell them to give u PURE WATER of 50cl...


AND IF YOU DISCOVER IS 50cl PURE WATER DEY RE SELLING FOR 20naira, PLS MOBILIZE NIGERIANS DERE AND START REVOLUTION FOR DAT SHOP!!!

~Bluetooth:
People are getting enlightened these days.the broom revolution is coming soon to sweep away all of you.btw,wetin be Cpc emblem sef ?

CPC EMBLEM IS BLOOD SHELD.... Boko haram. Lolzzzzzz

Her husband dropped her at the airport after claiming she's going to Lagos. She turned back to sleep in her boyfriend's house and d plane she was meant to fly with crashed. D husband and the whole family are already crying and thinking of going to Lagos to claim her body,then suddenly she appeared and gave this confession......
If u r the husband, what will u do?

odumchi: Abi the guy no go school? Abeg, make him no disturb us wey dey prepare for exams.

u be OLODO. I pray after ur exams dat u wont be the one dat will be carrying his speaker for head weneva he has show. What will u cerficate give u wey dis little kid neva get. Rejoice with the rich so dat u can get dere. Beware ooo!!!

JONATHAN IS A GOODLUCK TO HIMSELF AND IS FAMILY, BUT HE IS A BADLUCK TO NIGERIA.... within a year in office, we have recorded 72,000people who hav died either by BOKO HARAM, or by ACCIDENT, or PLANE CRASH, or by SHIP, by MILITANTS and all. I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE REMAINING 3-YEARS.... Vote out BADLUCK JONATHAN NOW..... OCCUPY NIGERIA!!!

Ernestbukky: hi

if u dont have something to say, why dont u google it before u start highing...... Or u think u re in living faith programe

lilkech: what purpose?

to have an affair with the serpent and then feed Adam dat apple abi?

u must be a bible study teacher in ur church.... thank u for remebering us the purpose of dere creation..... hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LWKM

yamakuza: Interesting!

So, which parts of the globe will have a direct view?

that is a good question.... we re yet to know but i belive a well cordinated research would av been do by then. check BBC for more details....

BREAKING NEWS: On 5-6 June many of us will have the chance to witness a cosmic event that won’t happen again for another 105 years. On those two days our planetary neighbour, Venus, will pass in front of the Sun. If you’re lucky enough to live in the right part of the globe, and the skies are clear, then you too can be part of space history.

The transit is the sort of thing us astronomical twitchers love to try to see. It’s a similar idea to a solar eclipse — Venus will move between us and the Sun, blocking out some of its light. But there are none of the long shadows and spooky ethereal darkness you get with solar eclipses. Instead, observers (please don’t look directly at the Sun) will see just a tiny black dot move across the face of our nearest star.

But this is no ordinary black dot. Venus is one of the most extraordinary places in the Solar System. The surface temperature on the planet, at 470C (880F), is enough to melt lead and the pressure, of some 90 atmospheres, is roughly equivalent to diving a kilometre beneath the ocean on Earth. Venus is surrounded by a toxic soup of gases with sulphuric acid clouds and winds of up to 350km/h (220 mph). This dense atmosphere prevents heat escaping into space – a process often described as a ‘runaway’ greenhouse effect.

What’s weird is that Venus is only slightly smaller than the Earth and has a very similar chemical composition and density. The fact that it’s turned out so differently has led those who study the planet to refer to it as ‘Earth’s evil twin’. The one the family don’t like to talk about. But that hasn’t stopped scientists trying to figure it out. So far, there have been more than twenty missions to Venus, including two Russian landers, which survived for a couple of hours before getting frazzled by the extreme conditions. The most recent mission, Europe’s Venus Express, is in orbit right now analysing the planet’s atmosphere. But despite all this international effort, the second planet from the Sun still holds many mysteries.

‘Cloud city’

“When we look at Venus we think this is a planet that once, in the very early solar system, might have been very Earth-like,” says Geoffrey Landis from Nasa’s Glenn Research Centre in Cleveland, Ohio. “But obviously it changed, it overheated, it turned into the very hot thick atmosphere planet. Nevertheless, when we study Venus we can get a view of the very different ways that a rocky planet like the Earth can evolve.”

And, he says, there are basic things that we don’t understand. “It seems to be a planet that doesn’t have plate tectonics – but the Earth does – so we’d like to know how come the Earth is so different. We don’t know if it has a very thin crust… or maybe it has a very thick crust; we see a lot of evidence of volcanoes but we don’t even know if any of them are still active.” In short, Venus turns much of what we understand about Earth-sized rocky planets on its head.

There might even be life. “It’s not out of the question,” says Landis. “Although the surface is very hot – and not very hospitable to life – as you go up into the middle atmosphere it becomes very Earth-like... researchers have proposed that maybe the middle atmosphere does have life.”

But, as you’ll have figured, visiting Venus isn’t easy. Fortunately, as well as a Nasa scientist, Landis is also a respected science fiction writer – a fearsome combination that allows him to think big thoughts about future mission concepts. He’s even worked on plans to send humans.

BREAKING NEWS: On 5-6 June many of us will have the chance to witness a cosmic event that won’t happen again for another 105 years. On those two days our planetary neighbour, Venus, will pass in front of the Sun. If you’re lucky enough to live in the right part of the globe, and the skies are clear, then you too can be part of space history.

The transit is the sort of thing us astronomical twitchers love to try to see. It’s a similar idea to a solar eclipse — Venus will move between us and the Sun, blocking out some of its light. But there are none of the long shadows and spooky ethereal darkness you get with solar eclipses. Instead, observers (please don’t look directly at the Sun) will see just a tiny black dot move across the face of our nearest star.

But this is no ordinary black dot. Venus is one of the most extraordinary places in the Solar System. The surface temperature on the planet, at 470C (880F), is enough to melt lead and the pressure, of some 90 atmospheres, is roughly equivalent to diving a kilometre beneath the ocean on Earth. Venus is surrounded by a toxic soup of gases with sulphuric acid clouds and winds of up to 350km/h (220 mph). This dense atmosphere prevents heat escaping into space – a process often described as a ‘runaway’ greenhouse effect.

What’s weird is that Venus is only slightly smaller than the Earth and has a very similar chemical composition and density. The fact that it’s turned out so differently has led those who study the planet to refer to it as ‘Earth’s evil twin’. The one the family don’t like to talk about. But that hasn’t stopped scientists trying to figure it out. So far, there have been more than twenty missions to Venus, including two Russian landers, which survived for a couple of hours before getting frazzled by the extreme conditions. The most recent mission, Europe’s Venus Express, is in orbit right now analysing the planet’s atmosphere. But despite all this international effort, the second planet from the Sun still holds many mysteries.

‘Cloud city’

“When we look at Venus we think this is a planet that once, in the very early solar system, might have been very Earth-like,” says Geoffrey Landis from Nasa’s Glenn Research Centre in Cleveland, Ohio. “But obviously it changed, it overheated, it turned into the very hot thick atmosphere planet. Nevertheless, when we study Venus we can get a view of the very different ways that a rocky planet like the Earth can evolve.”

And, he says, there are basic things that we don’t understand. “It seems to be a planet that doesn’t have plate tectonics – but the Earth does – so we’d like to know how come the Earth is so different. We don’t know if it has a very thin crust… or maybe it has a very thick crust; we see a lot of evidence of volcanoes but we don’t even know if any of them are still active.” In short, Venus turns much of what we understand about Earth-sized rocky planets on its head.

There might even be life. “It’s not out of the question,” says Landis. “Although the surface is very hot – and not very hospitable to life – as you go up into the middle atmosphere it becomes very Earth-like... researchers have proposed that maybe the middle atmosphere does have life.”

But, as you’ll have figured, visiting Venus isn’t easy. Fortunately, as well as a Nasa scientist, Landis is also a respected science fiction writer – a fearsome combination that allows him to think big thoughts about future mission concepts. He’s even worked on plans to send humans.

henrygee: You guys are all funny, to the ladies its just a joke. I kept laughing the way u guy insult ur self. It even made it funnier.

i love ur ideal abt the fact

guyzzz in the house, tell us reasons why u re happy u re a man..........

IM HAPPY IM A MAN JUST BECAUSE....
1: i dont wake up and think im gettin old or i will loose value in market if i dont quick marry.

2: i dont think of menopause age is getting nearer...

3: i dont think of monthly expenses on PAD(menstration)..

4: i dont think of excessive make-up so dat people will appreciate me bcs my money speaks.....

5: i never think of seducing a man with what i have....

FOR THOSE WHO ARE HAPPY DEY RE GUYZZZZ, PLS ADD MORE!!!

@OP, u re so jobless with this post..... pls try and let us know wen she quits sexing........... jobless man

A heavy question dat also boda me................

EPOMA: I don really post on Nairaland anymore but when you make comments like this, I just have to reply you, How does Buhari like voilence, He had the chance to have a bloody coup in 1983 but it ended not being bloody, all i pray everyday is that Nigeria should continue to suffer since they are so stupid of late.
Even OBJ in his books sang praises of Buhari just some years ago. For me let Nigeria continues the way it is since fools can't see.

ONLY A FOOL COMMENT LIKE YOU.......

We in Kaduna never see any alert oooooooo. infact, na every message wey enter my phone i dey monitor but it's noting than please call me back..... noting like FIRST BANK ALERT.....

[color=#006600][/color]INFACT, DIS IS SMALL PUNISHMENT OUT OF WHAT WE EXPERIENCE HERE DAILY BUT WE ARE NOT COMPLAINING. PLS COMMON CIVILANCE, BACK OFF OR ELSE I WILL DOUBLE U UP......

Haba!!! dis suffering too much.... PLS SUPPORT, OCCUPY CORPERS INTERNET PROTEST......[color=#006600][/color][b][/b]

Church classrooms were today burnt in Potiskum, Yobe state by crowds protesting the killing of cattle dealers. Saharareporters cannot verify at this moment if there were casualties.

Five days ago, over 60 people were killed at Potiskun cattle market in Yobe state by gunmen.

Residents of the area are calling on the federal government to withdraw the Joint Task Force (JTF). They accused the soldiers and policemen of not doing enough to protect them.

The chairman of the Movement for Justice of Nigeria (MOJ) Yobe state chapter, Zakari Adamu Makere, told newsmen that “when we talk of peace, we are not only talking about the absence of war but the absence of fear anxiety, danger; in other words peace reflects that security-friendly system that frees individuals and groups of peoples from fears and dangers of losing such inalienable human right as life, liberty, and property.”

He accused the military and the police of recklessly shooting at people at the slightest provocation.

UPDATE: The Yobe state government has imposed a dusk-to-dawn curfew starting from tomorrow in response to the escalating violence.

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source: www.saharareporters.com

I miss the days of Apoche, santin lace! Up
nepa !
• The days when we went to school,lined
up and the headmistress and teachers
inspect our nails and uniform and then we
... march to our classroom
• The days of Computer Socks! U
Remember na??
• The days of Nasco Biscuit, Trebor, Okin
Round and Okin Four Corner. X_X
• The days of Goody-Goody and Kpako
Biscuit. X_X
• The days of sakobi the snake girl, Nneka
the pretty serpent, Igodo, Living in
bondage,X_X
• Chei i remember those days when one
naira coin na money...when groundnut was
50 kobo.
• days of karashika,who is in d garden,
police and thief,
• D days of na me b papa na u b mama
play =))
• The days when we use to build houses
with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,who
į̸̸̨§ in d̶̲̥̅̊ garden,mr marcaroni,change Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я
style,pio pio pio and ten ten.
:/•those days wen we used to fly kite on
streets
•those days when rubber band was stock
exchange
•days when votrum, jumbo, power rangers,
spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks advert on
black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous
by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white
finger' #:-s
• Those days when eleganza pen was d
best:x(rotring pen ke)
• D days when we sing mama dede
oyoyo :s Nd̶̲̥̅̊ the three white men(mirinda)•
D days were basket sandals,simbi nd kitto
sandals was d best.Days wen we all sing
sandalili sandalili song, Dstv Has come no
more old fun
I'm really proud to have experienced all
dis....... if you'r nt smiling it means u were
not born in my generation.

Desola: Imo? Anambra? Are we talking education in spare part dealership or cocaine courier, here?

[/color][color=#006600]Seconded!!! maybe he wanna ask which state kidnap pass!!!