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[quote author=ekt_bear]Like I said earlier...to the extent that you destroy certain narratives of political assclowns like Beaf, and idiots like Andre Uweh (using the alias oturugo) and Willy-Willy, you won't be popular with a certain crowd here

Nevertheless, keep up the good work my man.[/quote]Arsehole. What narrative has been even remotely challenged, aside from the fuckery you clowns try to spread?
You are only proving to be the fools who only know Nigeria through google (like ilaje44 aka alj haram).

Ilaje44: Gban Ilaje re! Mo ti fo temi ghun re. We gban, bo je pe wo gban rin, wa ti lo opolo re sodidi. Ma bino, mo ma pe ofo naa don re gan.

Mr counterfeit. Are you scared of English? Are you scared of the challenge?
You have many cowards backing you now, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease rise to the pic challenge.

Lol! These days, I see clowns like fork addict and olualfred dancing the id!ots dance and I decide to just watch, be entertained and have a good laugh.

Ilaje44:
Go home, look around you, you will find them enmass.

You are simply admitting that you cannot take up the challenge?
LOLZZZZZ!!!

Tell us about life as a fake. Enh, mr alj boko haram.

Ilaje44: He may think so! It is not uncommon of people like him to do so. Sometimes, a kidnapped person does develop sympathy for his kidnappers. Since Uduaghan is not doing something "ghighan" for them, it is not surprising that he has to extrapolate that experience to that of Ilaje being "used" by the other Yorubas because of epo robi. Beefu, diedie o.

Lol! Alhaji harem, you are a failure.
Your sick obsession with Delta state people in your various foolish guises is also a failure.

[size=21pt]YOU ARE A COUNTERFEIT AND A FAILURE.[/size]

NB: the pic challenge is still wide open.

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It means they are segregated, dummy.

Ilaje44: That place can be anywhere in the Delta and even PHC. Amateur! Nigerians are suffering, no doubt. Before, my Usoko neighbours used to kill up to 10 pigs in a year, when they are in a celebratory mood. Now, they can not even afford just one pig. And pig is a staple in Usokoland o.

Boy, u see, a great lot of people are not smiling in Nigeria. Poverty no get ethnicity o. You better change your ways and work towards making Nigeria better instead of working for your own pocket.

Since you say it can be Delta, can you post a single pic with source of anywhere remotely like that in Delta state? It is a challenge.
For any pic (good or bad) about Delta that you post, I will post 10 of Ilaje's suffering outside of Delta state (with source). Deal?

Take up the challenge if you are a man.

Ilaje haram. Bloody counterfeit.

Ilaje44: Beefu, Ilaje are NATIVE ONLY to the 3 States I mentioned earlier. The Ilajes in "Majidon" aka "Majidun", Iwaya, Makoko, Ajegunle, Bariga, Ugbo Elejo etc. are recent settlers there. You can not know more than me on this matter. I really bet you cant. Therefore, keep your insult to yourself.

That is a sorry lie, bro. You are fake.
alj haram = Ilaje haram.

Ilaje44: I will never answer such a foolish question. I am not here to say my state is this your state is that. My case is ILAJE should be let alone, not the ILAJE in my state should be let alone. The Ilajes are native to 3 States in Nigeria namely:

1. Ondo
2. Ogun
3. Delta

I can be from any of the above. I really dont care. Leave Ilaje matter alone.

I cannot even remotely claim to be Ilaje, but I know that your list is incomplete (the sort of thing one can get from google only).

Mr Ilaje haram, just to inform and educate you; Ilaje's are native to 4 states, including Lagos (Majidun Ilaje, Bariga, parts of Ikorodu etc).

Shame on you. Another NL ethnic counterfeit exposed.

You also exposed yourself with your post on breaking away from Nigeria with "Ilafra" as a jest against the Igbo's.

Ilaje44: Yoruba Ilaje gha rin!
@Jason, bere rin, Ilaje lo die. Sugban sha, bi wo ba le fo Ondo abi Ogho, e ye ji ni ghun re yeye nati gbo Ilaje.

On a side note, I heard the Ilajes are not comfortable being in Nigeria, so they have decided to form Ilafra. They are planning to take the Ibos along

Abeg leave Ilaje alone jare.

alj harem: Coming from you ? LOL dude shut it, you are the worse tribalist of all time only after ezeuche

Were you born a fool or did you learn by practice?

alj harem: you are a dunce, how can I claim Ilaje when I do not know Ilaje dialect ? What do you take me for?

deal with who is talk to you

@Ilajeman

Ok I would stop talking about Ilaje

Shatap and go and call your alter ego to type in blue.

In many ways, Lagos has brought this on herself. That state is always at the forefront of asking for more federal funds, without considering that as by far the most industriliased piece of real estate in the country, she is shooting herself in the foot. Reason? Imagine lagos becomes the next Bangalore in Nigeria (which is very possible); under the current revenue sharing formula, their taxes will go to all the other states of Nigeria as awuf, instead of into development.

Nigerians don't even realise the scope of what they are playing with.

BlackPikiN: ^^^^Immunity clause na for the Governor abi you don forget. lol

The immunity clause is no reason to remove his name. The reps are not going to try or arrest him.
It is wrong for them to remove any name from the list and replace it with PPRA. The governors name should remain alongside PPRA.
These are the people who have been messing up the country. It is noteworthy that the Gombe governor has presidential ambitions; he should be cut off at this level along with EVERY other soiled hand, no matter who they are.

lastpage: If not that l know that GEJ "actually" went to school, l would have suggested that he is eccentric and knows not the meaning of words that he speaks!

But this Retardeen na PhD holder now?

He has not built one power plant (cant even remember one single project he has accomplished!) in all these Months now he wants to build one in an EMERGENCY?

That dude most be high on a mixture of "swamp Ganja and dry fish"!

Lastpage!

I am sure you talk to your parents like this.
Quite clearly, your rich choice of racist words is affected by your disgraceful upbringing.

It is sad when a grown is too ignorant to know what an emergency power plant is, yet can muster words only a gutter breeding could have taught. These days, it is a pride on NL to use ethnically derogatory terms. I don't blame you; as they say, empty barrels make the most noise.

bakila: @Beaf you have a very difficult job I pity you.
If you Principles keep quiet and deliver it would be better for them. If trouble is asleep yanga should leave him alone. See as you don become pariah for nairaland.

Sometimes you people sound really foolish. Its like you were born id!ots or something. What is wrong if government plans to build emergency power plants in Lagos?

It is witches and wizards who hate good plans. You people don't realise how primitive you sound, thats why you persist in loud displays of gutter breeding and pray only for bad news.

SMH.

Ilaje44: Hello young fellows, I knew you would think I am someone that I am not. Thats how the Nigerian State has conditioned you. I really feel for you. Anyway, I have no reason to claim who I am not, because I am a bonafide "oma Ilaje". I have no reason to claim Ibo, Hausa, Ibibio or any ethnic group save Yoruba/Ilaje. I would advice you to desist on casting aspersion on Alhaji Harem. He is not me and I am not him.

The reason I have not been meddling in the "confrontation" rather than "conversation" is the very immature and uncivilized way the discussions have been going on. However, the most restraining force for me to partake is the certainty of the meaninglessness of the cyber rants.

BTW, I am a German Nigerian by nationality, but Ilaje/Yoruba by the natural law of ethnic communality. I am a full blooded oma Ilaje born some 40 something years on the waters of Ilaje. Fed with "Pupuru" and "Imeeki". Nobody who is not an Ikale, Apoi, or Ilaje can know what "Imeeki" is. How dare you accuse me of impersonation? Apropos Beaf, gegebi mo ti fo, yin Ilaje no. La so ugba aghan ara oja re ni Usoko. Abi eran ehin yi we ri je re mi fun re ni wahala opolo? Mini mini yo!

Abeg, you are a counterfeit jare! just simply tell us the things I demanded in order to make the exposure 100% complete.

Alhaji boko haram, you are fooling only yourself.

The Reps need to be probed when their investigation is all concluded.

[size=14pt]OIL SUBSIDY SCAM: Probe Aganga, Mukhtar, Dankwambo, Okogu, Otunla, Reps order EFCC •Divided over call for Alison-Madueke’s removal •Culprits won’t go unpunished - FG •PDP backs probe[/size]

Written by Jacob Segun Olatunji, Kolawole Daniel, Ayodele Adesanmi and Leon Usigbe, Abuja Thursday, 26 April 2012

AT the concluded session of the consideration of the report of the Honourable Farouk Lawan-led House of Representatives' ad hoc committee that probed the subsidy regime,

the House, on Wednesday, asked the anti-corruption agencies to investigate and prosecute former ministers of finance, Mr Mansur Mukhtar (2009–2010); Mr Olusegun Aganga (2010–June, 2011), who is now Minister of Trade and Investment.

Others are former Accountant General of the Federation (AGF) and current governor of Gombe State, Alhaji Ibrahim Dankwambo; the present AGF, Mr Jonah Otunla and the Director-General of the Budget Office, Dr Bright Okogu, for an alleged extra-budgetary expenditures under the Petroleum Support Fund (PSF) scheme.

The House, in a rowdy and dramatic session, was, however, sharply divided over the continued stay in office of the Minister of Petroleum, Mrs Diezani Alison–Madueke.

A lawmaker, Honourable Robinson Uwuak, had through a point of order demanded for the resignation of Mrs Alison-Madueke under whose ministry the whole subsidy scam was perpetrated with reckless abandon, but was overruled by the Deputy Speaker, Honourable Emeka Ihedioha, who had earlier asked the lawmaker to approach the chair for consultation.

Despite the consultation, Honourable Uwuak still went ahead to express his reservation for the minister's continued stay in office, the action which received resounding ovation from his colleagues.

At this point, the Deputy House Leader, Honourable Leo Ogor, stood up and asked the House to follow due process, as, according to him, the recommendations of the panel were still being considered.

His statement, however, caused uproar with members shouting,"no! no!! no!!! she must go!."

[size=14pt]Another drama also played out when the current governor of Gombe State, who had served as AGF, was left off the hook over the alleged payment of N999 million 128 times within 24 hours for further investigation by relevant anti-corruption agencies with the name removed and substituted with that of Petroleum Product Pricing Regulatory Agencies (PPPRA).[/size]

This decision was contested by the Minority Leader, Honourable Femi Gbajabiamila, but was overruled by the Deputy Speaker.

Before the removal of the governor's name from that particular allegation, Honouorable Lawan, after being recognised to guide the House on the issue, told his colleagues that after the presentation of the panel's report, three letters were received from the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), PPPRA and the Gombe State governor over the allegation and that it was actually the PPPRA that paid out the alleged sums.

The House also recommended that the accounting firms of Akintola Williams-Deloitte and Olusola Adekanola and partners should be prosecuted and their services should be discontinued with immediate effect for professional negligence in the whole subsidy regime saga.

The House committee chairman on Media and Public Affairs, Honourable Zakari Mohammed, who later briefed newsmen after the adoption of the report, said that the objective of the report was not to harass anybody but to state facts as they were, adding that the House was not playing anybody's script.

He equally said that the report would be sent to President Goodluck Jonathan, the Senate, relevant anti-corruption agencies for further actions.

Meanwhile, the Special Adviser to the President on National Assembly Matters, Senator Joy Emodi, disclosed, on Wednesday in Abuja that all those found guilty by the House of Representatives probe of the management of the fuel subsidy in the country would not go unpunished.

She added that President Jonathan would not interfere in any way in the outcome of the panel.

Emodi told National Assembly correspondents that “for the fact that Mr President ab initio initiated the move to rid the petroleum industry of the rot because the bane of the society today is maladministration and corruption, especially petroleum industry, the fact that he appointed a person like Mallam Nuhu Ribadu to head another panel looking into the rot is a clear manifestation that Mr President is determined to rid the sector of corruption and he is not going to spare anybody. If not, why will he go and appoint Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, former EFCC chairman who was his rival in the last election?”

“I am very sure that he is not going to spare anybody found wanting. And there are no moves, I am the National Assembly Adviser to the President, any slightest move here, of course, I will be the channel, I can tell you that no move is being made. The president has zero tolerance for corruption.

“The president’s sincere desire of enthroning probity was clearly manifested by his choice of men of integrity to be involved and he did not mind crossing the partisan barrier to get his opponent in the presidential election to lead the investigation.”

According to her, “the issues that led to the investigation predated President Jonathan’s administration. The president is poised to sanitise the oil sector and give it a new breath of life through enhanced probity, transparent governance and zero corruption.

“In fact, such sharp practices in the oil sector were part of the reasons President Jonathan moved against fuel subsidy in the first place. He directed the then Minister of Finance, Olusegun Aganga, to engage an internationally recognised audit company to investigate the rot in the sector and KPMG was retained for the purpose.

“This was overtaken by the more comprehensive industry wide investigation now headed by erstwhile chairman of the EFCC and presidential candidate of the ACN, Nuhu Ribadu. Is this not a clear manifestation of Jonathan’s determination and genuineness to fight corruption and reduce it to zero level?”

Meanwhile, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has thrown its weight behind the probe of the management of the oil subsidy by the House of Representatives, stressing its resolve to be at the forefront of the fight against corruption in the country.

The support came at the weekly meeting of its National Working Committee (NWC), in Abuja, on Wednesday, where crucial national issues were reviewed.

According to a statement by its national publicity secretary, Chief Olisah Metu, the party resolved that in line with the determination of the Bamanga Tukur-led NWC, it welcomed the probe by the House of Representatives, adding that while the NWC awaited the consummation of all due processes in line with fair hearing, to ensure that only the guilty suffered, the PDP would continue to encourage the National Assembly to take necessary measures that would help stamp out corruption.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/front-page-news/39927-oil-subsidy-scam-probe-aganga-mukhtar-dankwambo-okogu-otunla-reps-order-efcc-divided-over-call-for-alison-maduekes-removal-culprits-wont-go-unpunished-fg-pdp-backs-probe

MRbrownJAY: so Rosberg is not going to get any kind of penalty for his crazy driving?!

His name ain't Lewis.

Crap.

shymmex: I'm connected to my Nigerian identity - I'm from little Lagos in London a la Peckham - it can't get realer than that.

I'm just telling you that you don't need to play the fool to be accepted. I can deduce that you might actually be a good person at heart, but you are also young and confused.

Peckham is not Lagos and never will be. Take time out to visit and get to know your people and country (good and bad aspects).
Peckham will never teach you those things.

shymmex: I'm not even close to a bigot. I grew up with Igbo, Urhobo, and Edo friends - and we all still keep in touch. The funniest thing is that, everyone says I look more Igbo than Yoruba - because I'm light-skinned - and I don't even deny it when Igbo people think I'm one of them...

From 2007 - 2009, all the guys I was hanging around were Igbos. How do you think I can write the little Igbo I write on NL, without living in Nigeria??

I'm Mr. Nigeria, and I don't discriminate.

You are a bigot, bro.
I don't blame you that much from the history you've given. If you have never lived in Nigeria, there is bound to be a serious disconnect with your identity that might make you play the fool a few times too many.

saxywale:

I would have appreciated a comment, bro. SW people insult everybody which is unfair, its something that needs to be dealt with.

Yours sincerely

From a man whose people are daubed "drunken fishermen" by SWerners (for no reason).

PapaBrowne: very unfair and useless article!

Its from the OP's blog, so quality might not be a premium.

shymmex: Where were hiding yesterday??

Beaf is on here 24/7 - but he went ghost yesterday after getting whopped.. Bruv, don't create threads to mock poor Nigerians next time.

Just admit that you are a bigot who is being shamed here.

Disgraceful.

shymmex: I see you went into hiding, after I whopped your sorry arse on that rubbish thread.. Why create a thread to mock poor Nigerians - when your gods in Abuja looted $6billion of subsidy money?

Sorry, YOU went into hiding when poster after poster began to question why cretins like you were not ashamed of yourselves. You look like the id!ot that you are on that thread, bro (just as you look an id!ot here as well).

How does someone simply see "Lagos" in a thread title to turn 100% demented. It also turns out that it was the mods who put the word in there, the bigoted fool, Shymmex felt he should derail the thread, shout about Lagos being his home state, insult me no end and act the bigoted fool to perfection.

Here is with his sordidly bigoted concience burdening him. What a clown!

saxywale: I don't think your brothers all over the Sw from Lagos to ondo would buy this your idea ooo. These guys have invested millions if nit billions of naira and you think petty tribalism would make them think otherwise. If you go talk am for Alaba, bodija or ladipo, dem go lynch u ooo.

That is very true.

IMHO, we are better off finding some way to co-exist; except we are all ready to make very heavy sacrifices.
It is only the SS that has little to sacrifice, but even then, they too would be better off in a bigger country (so long as its progressive).
All in all, SW people need to stop insulting others; they have the most to lose.

Is Shymmex, the OP not the same person that attempted to derail a serious thread about Nigerian societal ills, because the mods added Lagos to the title? He kept railing like a maniac that Lagos was his home state and insulting the author of the thread.

I pity id!ots like him.

Oh, I missed the fact that the deal has already been done! Nice one.

Very nice! I hope the deal comes through.
In the past, we've had Nigerians attempt to take over premier league clubs and F1 teams, but not succeed. So, please Mr Ogunlesi, make sure you succeed and do us proud.

The so-called bomber was not found with explosives and neither were explosives found in the church premises. The only conclusions to draw are either the man has mental problems or the church people acted overzealously.