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See how winshes are derailling their own thread with vigour!

All hail Pataki! All hail ACN!! All hail NURTW!!!

Eziachi: The same northerner you guys claimed voted for GEJ in their millions are now evil but not their vote?
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Can you point out any post where anyone claimed Northerners are evil? Dude, I keep telling you that grey hair is sacred. You are too old for this.

Anyway, stop beating around the bush and tell us why Buhari and IBB have not made any sincere moves to ease the boko haram plague that is ruining their home towns:

Beaf: Both your beloved IBB and Buhari speak Hausa and can mingle with the people to bring an end to the boko haram crisis, so how come they have waited for a Yoruba man in Obj to make the move they should have made? Ain't they no longer Generals like Obj? Is it that the "no-nonsense ex-Generals" are scared or more simply that they are part of boko haram?
Why can't they do what GEJ did when he risked life to meet the militants at the dreaded Camp 5 and broker the amnesty?

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If you only spent a couple of months as a baby, it surely doesn't count toward your political experience. Only late teen and adult years count. Bro, you are an American who has spent less than two weeks in the Nigeria, not a Nigerian.

kingoflag: Mo*ron!!! I meant simple as in :24/7 ELECTRICITY shouldn't be a big deal in a place as rich as Nigeria!

Your Economy is the 2nd largest in Africa: how many of its people are unemployed and starving?

Fo.ol, without drastically cutting corruption, you guys will continue running in circles!

If your state and LG (same as mine) were productive, then Nigeria would be rich and you wouldn't be a foul talking parasite.
Learn to face the real problem, which is in you and sourrounding you, rather than sound off foolishly against the first person that has ever tried to right those problems.

Now that the oil racketeers are being tried, it is fully expected that vultures like you would be in their Sunday best, lying, stealing and boko haraming to keep the country the way it was before.

Both your beloved IBB and Buhari speak Hausa and can mingle with the people to bring an end to the boko haram crisis, so how come they have waited for a Yoruba man in Obj to make the move they should have made? Ain't they no longer Generals like Obj? Is it that the "no-nonsense ex-Generals" are scared or more simply that they are part of boko haram?
Why can't they do what GEJ did when he risked life to meet the militants at the dreaded Camp 5 and broker the amnesty?

@kingoflag

You lie a bit too much, don't you think? Here are your own words. Lol!

kingoflag: Well, like I said: How do you sleep at Night when you guys can easily spill lies without a nick on your conscience.

I'm now ACN, even though [size=14pt]I haven't been in Nigeria for more than 2 weeks since I was a child.[/size]

Oh well, its in your genes.

https://www.nairaland.com/939642/incompetent-corrupt-cpc-blasts-jonathan/3#10851392

You lie so much, you even forget when you are lying. Chineke me e!!

Pipo! Pipo!! My pipo!!!
Please, don't be so red-eyed and desperate. When a matter is in court, you let legal experts deal with it, not open up your gobs for Dugbe market style Iya akara discussion.

Imagine a group of yellow-eyed, k-legged, pot-bellied, hairy old NURTW style runts recklessly drinking sepe at an alagbado spot in Owonrosoki, while discussing "legal" matters they are barely litterate enough to read!

Choi! Broda Okon! World done hend!
Kpuho! Kpuho!! Kpuho!!!

All is allowed under bad belle and desperation sha! Lolzz!

https://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/desperation-desperation-demotivational-poster-1247616622.jpg

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

https://de-motivational-posters.com/images/desperation-with-enough-effort-you-can-convince-yourself-that-anything-is-possible.jpg

...Again: Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Vulture beauty contest. Lol!
Winsh parade!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Ah! Aerial View

It's seems it's only in Nigeria they call it Keke Napep because all the publications that came up in google were from Naija.

So what is the real English names. . .I'm just curious. [/quote]Tricycle, love.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/775003_britishpm_jpgac2932dafad8f06a750473bce0f7b1b6

Believe it or not, every one of those ordinary looking passengers is a gun totting, grenade wielding secret service agent.
Even then, Nigerian society still has a long way to go before such stunts can be pulled here. The opposition is much to primitive to guarantee the safety of even Jesus Christ as President.

kingoflag: ROFLMAO

When the hell do you stop with the lies?!

The same MEND/Militants that was his "enemy" has now been given the contract to patrol your waterways and act as your Navy. lmao

Dude chill.

Dropped what freaking bodyguards?! Its an open secret that GEJ's security detail as Governor/Dep.Gov was made up mainly of Gun-totting Militants.

WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL?!

For someone who claims to be carrying an American passport and to have spent less than two weeks of his life in Nigeria, you surely tell a lot of lies!
Or are you just lying about being an American? Are you just lying to have hardly spent time in Nigeria cultivating the lying habits of the "owners of Nigeria?"

Lol! Tell another shocker, bro!

The long and short is that GEJ was brave and loved Nigeria and his people enough to risk life and limb and broker the amnesty. When he was leaving, Yar Adua adviced him against it, indeed the FEC was of the opinion that he would never return. Let those "brave" "Generals," IBB and Buhari do the same thing, if they can't, then we believe they are part of it.

By the way, these are pics of GEJ's bombed house. It was his only house (check out how modest it is) and when his dad died, he had nowhere to host the burial.

https://nm.onlinenigeria.com/articlefiles/9932-bomb-house.jpg

www.nairaland.com/attachments/38181_goodluck_house_jpgfc6cbe14dcaaccaffe1aa4eb6be2b672

nagoma: " Among the cannibal ijaw tribes women are exempted from eating human flesh except among the Kalabaris where the eldest daughter in the family may join the gruesome macabre feast according to missionary anthropologists."

Ok, we know that ethnic bigotry drives you. Please exit, so we can have civilised views and arguments. Thank you.

Eziachi: The same reason the commander-in-chief Jonathan himself hasn't gone- its not safe!!!
If its not safe for the person that command all the forces, how on earth will be safe for ordinary civilians that commands nobody? You guys are just hypocrites. Unbelievable reasoning!

GEJ is not from the area and doesn't belong to the religion. Buhari and IBB on the other hand are from the area, belong to the religion and by the principle of seven degrees of separation, likely have friends, family and those they sponsor directly involved in boko haram. Its a huge difference.

When MEND was a problem to Nigeria, unlike these feckless "Generals," GEJ was couragious enough to drop his bodyguards, pick up a helicopter, fly to Warri and then board a series of boats into the dreaded creeks. This is despite the fact that MEND saw him as an enemy and went so far as to blow up his house and kill his police detail.

Old man, please try another tale.

anataala: I think Mr clack is a first class illiterate,and a shameless human fish who should go and bury his head somewhere, i don't know what stops him from asking GEJ why he did not go to any Boko Haram state as the president of Nigeria, stupid old man who has no sense of reasoning and belonging and is the security of life and properties of Nigerians under the 2 former head of states or under GEJ the man should not depend his ijaw boy, let him tell us he has fail the Nigerians people period.

Do you recall Obj or Yar Adua going into the creeks when MEND was in full swing? There is no reason for any President to visit areas where there is insurrection.
Some of you just say any thing without stopping to think how ridiculous it sounds.

I don't see what the mention of fish and Ijaw do for your srgument except to help us to conclude what really drives you.

Cities like Warri, Yenagoa and Lagos should have advanced water transport systems. These places are blessed with an abundance of creeks that couls take the place of roads. People, goods and services don't need to be transported by roads.

The Europes primary form of inland industrial transport used to be canals in the past, because several of its countries are as blessed with water as places like Lagos and the . At first transportation dowqn theses canals was powered with horse drawn boats, then steam and finally they developed enough industrially to build rail mass transit systems which have now taken over.
Some of those canals were even built over valleys! See one of the pics below.

We can do the same, it will cost next to nothing to develop our waterway s as compared to roads, rail and air. This is the cheapest and most obvious way forward to kill one of our most pressing obstacles to development.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Oxford_Canal_at_Hillmorton.jpg/800px-Oxford_Canal_at_Hillmorton.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Pontcysyllte_aqueduct_arp.jpg/800px-Pontcysyllte_aqueduct_arp.jpg

kingoflag: The day GEJ names them to the world they're done. . . .

But, em, that'll mean sha that we're gonna drag GEJ in the streets too. . . . em, err. . I mean, if we're to go by Henry Okah's accusations which I believe by the way.

So, yeah, lets blame Buhari even though GEJ is President, claims to know them, and has been accused by his own Security Chief and former friend.

No, bro. We know your type.
Just like Henry Okah was a terrorist to you yesterday, but is now your darling and hero today. Anywhere the wind blows, men of fluid morals flow.

Nuclear and chemical weapons are weapons of mass destruction.

Please people, lets stop making dramatic statements, gross exagerations, spreading rumours and hugging other such low denominators of uncivil behaviour.
It seems like more and more Nigerians think such self-destructive attitudes are a worthy fad to embrace.

Billyonaire: [b]The thread remains that IBB and Buhari should condemn Boko Haram. [/b]I see no reason why Nigerians cry about the killings perpetrated by these terrorist elements and when IBB and Buhari is asked to Condemn the actions of the same Boko Haram, some mindless persons kick against it. Why would any sane person say this is a wrong statement, or is there a connection between Boko Haram, IBB and Buhari ? Your guess is as good as mine.

Spot on, bruv.
It is either they condemn boko haram and act proactively, or the man in the streets concludes that they are in tacit support.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Your childish maradonna dribbling methodology has never worked and will never work as far as I am concerned. You can debate the issue of the effectiveness of decisive force in the niger delta region all you want, but that is not the issue I raised. olodo

Please comment on my post appropriately, but if you are a tail-in-butt coward who would rather not call a spade a spade, when it is glaringly clear, I'll understand. I no go come beat you. In the meantime, I reproduce my question/comments below, react to it and humour NLers:

Are you concerned that GEJ is not decisive enough to take overwhelming millitary action against BH or courageous enough to offer his own amnesty program? GEJ's weakness and inaction continues to cause the deaths of both civilians and Nigerians. I hope you are bothered by this - sentiments aside.[/quote]If you do not want to debate the issue of decisive force in the ND or North, why did you raise the issue then? Stop stepping all over your tongue and having fatal accidents with logic, bro.

Abeg, go and sleep with you primitive attitude to life. Just a few months ago, you were screaming from the rooftops that GEJ had put tanks all over the North to kill your people, today you are leveling inane statements about "weakness." I believe that only qualifies as the language for touts.
In the simplest words, boko haram will end as soon as you people who lead the core-North come out to condemn and act against it. So long as you fund and support it in the dark, it will flourish.

Why is it that your position changes from topic to topic, though? Lol! Bro. I understand! Afterall, just some few posts back, you advised me to get paid for supporting GEJ. Therefore, it is not a stretch to conclude that your opinions change with the weather, because like the weather, those who pay you change everyday.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]wiseone ko, unpaid goon ni. de boy na olodo desperately looking for NL moral supporters like you. He should be in Abuja seeking audience with Omokri or Omobiri whatever his name is, and get paid real money, instead of seeking unfruitful attention here.[/quote]I thank God for good upbringing that is lasting a lifetime, bruv. I am not for sale like you, and I'm happy that you can see it.
Please lets stay with the topic where your statements have been intellectually deleted. Don't allow the shame make you get personal.

Thank you.

mathskill: Putting words into my mouth,well i spit them back at you.May your insunuation hunt you like a lion after cattle and chew the beaf out of you.

I am not surprised at your language. You said this, bro:

mathskill: [b]You are now my dad,becoming delusional by the minute.[/b]You say i insult you and now you warn me,Ha what a complex character.Go see a shrink.

Anyway, there's a topic to be attended to, lets see how you cope with making logical answers instead.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Your interesting question, is really a condemnation of GEJ's actions as CIC.If we are to believe your story, YarAdua was going to use decisive force to skew things in the favor of Nigerians and put the MEND terrorists out of business. You added that GEJ's intervention facilitated Yar'Adua's amnesty program which has brought about lasting peace.

Are you concerned that GEJ is not decisive enough to take overwhelming millitary action against BH or courageous enough to offer his own amnesty program? GEJ's weakness and inaction continues to cause the deaths of both civilians and Nigerians. I hope you are bothered by this - sentiments aside.[/quote]Decisive force my foot! War should always be the last option. After spending $3.3billion to arm JTF against the Niger Delta, what was achieved, but loss after loss in the creeks?
After shutting down the oil supply, MEND even got bold enough to attack Lagos. It was in Yar Adua's interest to follow GEJ's way out, because it is obvious even to the most leather-headed clown that you will lose any war you fight with those who control your resources.

The decisive force mantra might work in the core-North (which doesn't drive the Nigerian economy and so, wouldn't be suicidal), by pushing Nigeria into full scale war, instead of the current shameless killing of women and children in churches by bitter politiians who lost the last elections. Then the enemy will be forced to show their faces in all out combat, instead of hiding in their womens wrappers to blow up kids.

mathskill: You are now my dad,becoming delusional by the minute.You say i insult you and now you warn me,Ha what a complex character.Go see a shrink.

Dude, I don't know you, but do not insult your father, especially in public. Please, don't do it.
That is a step too far that strangers would take as marks against your character and judgement.

Dpeacemaker101: We need bold and truthful men like Clarke to tell these men to their face, of their wrong deeds. It is getting too much, and we can't all fold our hands and watch this things continue. The president can not do it alone, we all need to join hands together to fight boko Harram. Buhari is the number 1 suspect and we all know it.

Simple truth.

Any core-Northern leader that finds it difficult to condemn boko haram is either a covert supporter or member.
Buhari and IBB especially.

Those who want GEJ to solve the problem (while the leaders of the affected areas are in active connivance) surely have screws in their head loose.
So far boko haram is supported by the people in the affected areas, it will remain a scourge that takes their lives. You do not hide an armed robber under your bed and hope they will not rob you, murder the missus and rap'e the kids.

Let the core-Northern leaders keep burying their heads in the sand, while their homelands are being reduced to primitive mounds of dirt by boko haram. Let them wait and cheer boko haram on, the rest of the country will progress until very soon, the developmental gap would be like that between Japan and Somalia.

When it was the Niger Delta militants threatening our oil supply, GEJ risked his life by going deep into the creeks, he went to camp 5 to hammer out a way forward from which we are all benefiting today as amnesty. We all know that without the Niger Delta, there would be no Nigeria.

I think they mean the first in Lagos.

GEJ, Iweala and the rest of the Fresh Air Crew will not be deterred by the new childishness thats running through the country; they will not be deterred by the childish desperation that makes red-eyed losers haul insults rather than engage in civil discussion where logic is the currency (and where they are regularly traunced).

The place is swarming with neanderthal lynch squads, but guess who always wins in a battle between hairy, agrarian stone throwing types and men of wit and intellect? Lolzzzz!

bilms: DO U MEAN A MOTHER OR A PUBLIC LIER

The more the good woman, Iweala chases the bastards that have been robbing the nation blind, the more we will see such na'ked displays of shame and tragic stup!dity.

Its the gutters revenge. Lol!

A pic is equivalent to a thousand quotes... Check out Buhari just to the right of the sign that says, "Human rights is our property."

[img]http://3.bp..com/-17A4Pd5e0ag/TucWqKZtCoI/AAAAAAAACLU/bR3tTh80T9Y/s1600/BeastsOfNoNation_1.jpg[/img]

Vid below.
The younger ones among us, learn patience and wait the full 12 minutes before the song starts, its bloody good music and a damn wicked song.

Abami Eda, rest in peace.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCpua4dvUXs

“Obasanjo has gone to Maiduguri to meet the people, why has Babangida not gone?” he asked.

Why has Buhari not gone too?
GEJ was the one who risked his life to go into the creeks to convince the Niger Delta militants to embrace the amnesty, Obj has gone to meet boko haram; so whats up with Buhari and IBB? Two ex-Heads of State. Two ex-soldiers.

All these folk want is the good old times of free oil action and constituency project style govt.
They can hang, cos, cos things gotta change.

Fresh Air!
This country is moving forward.

Lol! The red-eyed ones ain't smiling cos they've been cut off from constituency awuf and subsidy trials are going on.
In the meantime, the impeachment threatening reps have returned the PIB to the executive, claiming they don't have the time. Make dem impeach na!

Comedy!

Abeg, make we see road jare!

kingoflag: Exactly, which is where the world saw that $30,000/day meals is how Patience Jonathan got that permanent pregnancy in her mid section. Freaking Gluttons!

So, in your own way of thinking I'm supposed to prove and disprove? LMAO Is there any sense left in you guys.

You have a copy of the budget, copy and paste how much GEJ devours on Akpu and cassava bread everyday. . . go ahead, put me to "shame".

I challenge you to quote the budget to prove that you are not a liar and rumour monger.
But I guess you are simply confirming my asserion that you guys are gutter bred folk who lie at will.