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Politics › Re: Understanding Benue! by Beaf: 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2012
chosen04: And what is the essence of your tales by moonlight?
Can you guys give people a break. Here is someone telling you about his identity (of which you are positively ignorant), yet you feel it is best to shut him up. angry

Its not that you even contribute anything that doesn't reek of hatred and shallowmindedness anyway.
. . .But am still gonna marry you sha. grin
Politics › Re: Crashed Helicopter That Killed DIG Haruna John Was Faulty by Beaf: 2:28pm On Mar 15, 2012
blacksta: " The way the aircraft took off after the state Police Commissioner Emmanuel Ayeni bid farewell to the DIG clearly showed it had some technical problem,” an official who was at the take-off place said, but declined to be named because he was not authorised to speak. "

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/how-faulty-police-chopper-killed-dig-3-others-dailytrust
In simple words, it was already in flight before problems were noticed. No?
"Take off" means to lift off the ground and fly.
Politics › Re: Crashed Helicopter That Killed DIG Haruna John Was Faulty by Beaf: 1:54pm On Mar 15, 2012
blacksta: I totally agree - but lets bring it home to the Nigerian context. An eye witness claimed a fault had developed before the take of the bird. Generally Nigerians have a lack lustre attitude when it comes to maintanance hence the reason i am not surprised.
The bolded is a careless embellishment of the story.

There is no place in the article where that is stated, rather eyewitnesses realised there was a problem soon after it took off, because it was flying so low and at a point, had smoke pouring out of the engine.
Politics › Re: Govt Identifies 1,497 Illegal Routes To Nigeria: I Say Add Another 1,000. by Beaf: 1:48pm On Mar 15, 2012
I can show these kind folk parts of Seme border that they do not know exist.
Politics › Re: Nigerian States Crippled By High Debt by Beaf: 1:41pm On Mar 15, 2012
At the #Occupy time; when I told people that it was the most brainlessly irresponsible thing to do, some took it as an insult.
When I described the state governors and LG chairmen as awuf loving phucks, many reacted as if their kids had been executed.

Most people think that their LG's and states are there for decoration, elected just to share awuf oil money without generating a dime. Most peoples whole focus is on the FG and free oil money, while our states and LG's generate fuckall. It is deeply frustrating to talk to most Nigerians, what comes back at you from their lips is a low self esteemed and soul destroying blizzard of ethnic bigotry, spiced up with levels of ignorance that will shock the sane to baldness.

What can we do to save our people? The people and the shocking ignorance on the streets are the problem. What can we do to lift our people?

People, please match out there and #Occupy your state governor and LG boss. It is the only way forward.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 1:56am On Mar 15, 2012
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LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! See red eye!

Is all this anger just further expression of stup!dity? Imagine a nematode that decides to argue with a NASA article!
Do you think it was methods from okija or Dugbe market that got men on the Moon?

Instead of "inventing" fuelless generators, why not invent a brain for yourself? Even frog brain can work sef na!

One day is one day, your foolishness go gif small pikin malaria!

Please watch while I shed a tear or two for you grin grin grin grin grin grin:

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Killers Of European Contractors - SSS by Beaf: 1:07am On Mar 15, 2012
rabzy01: Why are you asking?
Cos you sound far out.
Politics › Re: A Response To Funke Aboyade's Defence Of Sanusi's N100 Million Donation by Beaf: 1:04am On Mar 15, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]I can find you 6 lawyers who will give me 6 different 'reasonable' opinions about the provision you posted and that will not be good enough to say that anyone of those opinions is correct. The opinion which matters is that of the judge(s) who will make a ruling, i. e. if your case is not summarily thrown out and if you people are not fined for wasting the court's time. Once again, go and convince a judge that the CBN is conducting illegal acts and see how far you get.

I will not ridicule you here with legalese., but I warn you that you are tempting me.[/quote]Whats all the "legalese" you keep talking about, while making arguments that are poverty stricken and kwashiorkored at best?
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Killers Of European Contractors - SSS by Beaf: 1:00am On Mar 15, 2012
rabzy01: So the whole thing is 419.
Are you a member of boko haram?
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 12:58am On Mar 15, 2012
bittyend: [size=14pt]I don't even understand 99.9% of the gibberish you just posted [/size]- I'll just leave you to wallow in your own stupidity. You can talk from now till kingdom come - but that won't take anything away from the guy's "invention" and resourcefulness. At least, he has a life, and he's not an "agbero" like you, who beg people for crumbs and praise them to high heavens - to the detriment of fellow Nigerians.

I don't really waste time debating stupid people with no mind of their own; and people who would do everything for financial rewards - even when their actions affects them indirectly.

Mr. Beaf, I put this to you: YOU DON'T HAVE THE MORAL RIGHTS TO CRITIQUE THIS GUY, you worthless piece of shyte.
I know you don't understand many things na. That is natural with heeeediots. LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!
See how angry your foolishness is making you. You sound like Mr Erinle! grin grin grin

You is a heeeediots!!! grin grin grin

See you and your fuelless cow:

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/download/661521[/img]

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The Killers Of European Contractors - SSS by Beaf: 12:49am On Mar 15, 2012
For those asking why the terrorists were given new clothes, you should realise that those murderers were caught in a joint operation between the Nigerian army and British commando's. It is an international matter, so the SSS has to present the id!ots in a way that suggests that they are well treated.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 12:27am On Mar 15, 2012
bittyend: I stand by what I said about the American education system produces 100000000%.
You're dumber than I initially thought. Please stick to your PDP politicking; Aregbesola's bashing; Yoruba bashing; and your "Urhobo wayo (whatever that means)" bs - copying a bunch of bs from NASA's website you can't grasp doesn't show you're smart - it just shows how stupid you're.

At least the guy tried something - what the phuck have you tried, other than sucking GEJ and PDP's dyck on NL 24/7 for some crumbs? You should be last person to critique progressive people trying to bring forth their critical thinking and problem solving skills - in solving the Nigerian electricity problem. The guy may have been over the top with his "invention" - but at least he's still doing something - something you've never done, or will ever do - other than suck on the next man's dyck; a clueless and utterly corrupt man for that matter.

Get a life, parasitic Urhobo man cool
shocked
Agbero done fex! grin

Your post is a study in exactly how fools sound! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Where were you when the school bell was ringing? Dude, do you catch rats in your spare time, or is it just frying akara or rewire work?

All this red anger because I have irrevocably proven that you are daft as a stone. Na wa! Do you work for NURTW?

Mr Erinle is a fraud. Simples. cool

Politics › Re: A Response To Funke Aboyade's Defence Of Sanusi's N100 Million Donation by Beaf: 11:45pm On Mar 14, 2012
dancewith: The CBN continues to perform its corporate social responsibility functions by promoting knowledge through
I find your argument irresponsible at best. If you have any intelligence at all, you must know that these cases are different. CBN is not legally permitted to be making charitable donations. It is not their statutory function. There are other agencies of government that is designed to do this. Even funding of private organisations as they have been doing is wrong and illegal. the Textile loan intervention ought to be handled by the Federal Ministry of Finance or disbursed to the commercial banks. The same with the aviation intervention funds. Sanusi is commercializing CBN and you must understand (that is if you are smart enough to do so) that public bodies are not best placed to make donations. CSR is usually for private and commercial bodies. The Govt can make donations through executive pronouncements but certainly not through a body like a country's central bank.

Justifying this shows how shallow we are. This is the same reason we had to get justice on the Ibori case outside the shores of Nigeria. People like you would have carried placards justifying why Ibori is not a thief.
Exactly. cool
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 11:42pm On Mar 14, 2012
alj harem: LOL.

But s a chemical engine not a system shocked shocked shocked How are electric cars made ??

Moreover how do you know he is a fraud ?

A fraud on a national newspaper shocked
shocked
Dude, you are daft. Is there wood in your head?
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 11:32pm On Mar 14, 2012
alj harem: What is daft about it ? How does an engine work, Beaf ?

An engine works through the balance of enathpy and entropy in a system to achieve negative gribbs.

Mumu that principal has been used from 1800's to even the rockets.
Ode
An engine works because you use up energy, not create it as fools like you think.
You cannot connect batteries to a generator and claim to have invented something. Why not go home and connect two rechargable batteries together and see how well they charge each other?

Dimwit.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 11:29pm On Mar 14, 2012
alj harem: If enathpy does not change and only the temperature and entropy changes, he can generate energy from the energy as far as gribbs is less than zero. Moreover I would not call it fuelless engine but chemical engine because most certainly the engine is using battary.
Enthalpy is the total energy in a closed system. Do you have the slightest understanding of what a system means?
You can call it chemical engine or any other daft name, the fact remains that it is a fraud and an attempt to hoodwink people.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 11:23pm On Mar 14, 2012
alj harem: Why can't the claim be through ?

I though you did Physics, you should know that engines right now are based on the 3 laws of thermodynamic. Nature likes to go from a high entropy to a low entropy given that enapthy remains contant (ie no bond or reaction was done in the reactor aka engine) thus his claim might actually work but we do not know details.
This is daft.
If you say no work is done in the engine, doesn't that make the entire thing a fraud?

Dude, can I sell you? You are too stup!d to exist in freedom.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 11:15pm On Mar 14, 2012
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Ayam an inventor too! See my own! grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 10:52pm On Mar 14, 2012
bittyend: Bla blah blah, person. What have you produced with all the utter tosh you posted?? Zilych!! You're better off politricking with PDP, and jacking off Badluck Jonathan. Arguing with you with amount to arguing with a damn table - get a life and a mind of your own, olodo.
Yeah, what you call utter tosh is from NASA; it is stuff used by their aeronautical engineers (do you know what that means? grin).

Like the rat gripping simpleton that you are, it never occured to you to check the source.
What a waste! It just goes to show how many id!ots and 419 types there are parading NL and chatting shiit.

Are you in business with Mr Erinle to defraud people, or why the fountains of id!ocy? You better resign from that shiit now, cos the law will definitely screw you.

Dunce.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 10:16pm On Mar 14, 2012
bittyend: I don;t know why dumb people are quick to critique, and talk down on this "achievement" and the country's educational system. So what, if his "invention" is basic or unreal - as long as it'll keep the hellhole called Nigeria out of darkness - I think the government should embrace for now - till the clueless people running the country can provide something better.

No one cares if you live in the shithole called AMERICA (yeah, been there and the country is a glorified and advanced Nigeria) - but you can't deny that NIGERIANS EDUCATED IN NIGERIA EXCEL BETTER IN UNIVERSITIES AND COLLEGES IN BOTH UK AND USA THAN NIGERIANS EDUCATED IN THOSE COUNTRIES. I went to college and university with a lot of Nigerians educated in Nigeria - and most of them are super smart, and that's in the UK. And UK's educational system is LIGHT YEARS ahead of the American educational system.

Ekt_bear or whatever you call yourself - you claim to be so intelligent - yet you're quoting some non-existent "Satan" - and a plagiarized "Religion" - so much for your intelligence and education, Mr Ekiti. Maybe, you and your fellow Ekiti over-hyped Ph.D holders need to dump your "theoretical" Ph.D and get practical. GO FIX YOUR EKITI AND ADO-EKITI - that place looks like a stone age city. Ekiti state with all its Ph.D holders is worse than a shithole - it's abyss in yoruba heartland and I'm yoruba. I'm utterly ashamed of Ekiti people.

As for that clown called: BEAF - get a life, Mr. PDP slut. Leave the man alone, you need to worry about the Itsekiris and Ilajes. You know once they start occupying their resources - it's all over for you and your fellow parasitic tribes in Delta state grin

The man claimed he invented something - why can't you clowns let him be? Y'all claim to be masters of physics blah blah blah - but what the bleep have you invented?? Zilych!! As long as this damn thing can generate electricity - it's a good development - bleep what you stupid clowns think.

American educational system is so good, yet the average American still thinks AFRICA IS A COUNTRY. America, land of the dumbest people on the planet.. GTFOH!!
You are a damn fool.
Argue with this you retarded and unrepentant illiterate. It takes a fool to argue with the laws of nature:

The conservation of energy is a fundamental concept of physics along with the conservation of mass and the conservation of momentum. Within some problem domain, the amount of energy remains constant and energy is neither created nor destroyed. Energy can be converted from one form to another (potential energy can be converted to kinetic energy) but the total energy within the domain remains fixed.

Thermodynamics is a branch of physics which deals with the energy and work of a system. As mentioned on the gas properties slide, thermodynamics deals only with the large scale response of a system which we can observe and measure in experiments. In rocketry, we are most interested in thermodynamics in the study of propulsion systems and understanding high speed flows.

On some separate slides, we have discussed the state of a static gas, the properties which define the state, and the first law of thermodynamics as applied to any system, in general. On this slide we derive a useful form of the energy conservation equation for a gas beginning with the first law of thermodynamics. If we call the internal energy of a gas E, the work done by the gas W, and the heat transferred into the gas Q, then the first law of thermodynamics indicates that between state "1" and state "2":

E2 - E1 = Q - W

Aerospace engineers usually simplify a thermodynamic analysis by using intensive variables; variables that do not depend on the mass of the gas. We call these variables specific variables. We create a "specific" variable by taking a property whose value depends on the mass of the system and dividing it by the mass of the system. Many of the state properties listed on this slide, such as the work and internal energy depend on the total mass of gas. We will use "specific" versions of these variables. Engineers usually use the lower case letter for the "specific" version of a variable. Our first law equation then becomes:

e2 - e1 = q - w

Because we are considering a moving gas, we add the specific kinetic energy term to the internal energy on the left side. The normal kinetic energy K of a moving substance is equal to 1/2 times the mass m times the velocity u squared:

K = (m * u^2) / 2

Then the specific kinetic energy k is given by:

k = (u^2) / 2

and the first law equation becomes:

e2 - e1 + k2 - k1 = q - w

There are two parts to the specific work for a moving gas. Some of the work, called the shaft work (wsh) is used to move the fluid or turn a shaft, while the rest of the work goes into changing the state of the gas. For a pressure p and specific volume v, the work is given by:

w = (p * v)2 - (p * v)1 + wsh

Substituting:

e2 - e1 + k2 - k1 = q - (p * v)2 + (p * v)1 - wsh

If we perform a little algebra on the first law of thermodynamics, we can begin to group some terms of the equations. :

e2 + (p * v)2 - e1 - (p * v)1 + [(u^2) / 2]2 - [(u^2) / 2]1 = q - wsh

A useful additional state variable for a gas is the specific enthalpy h which is equal to:

h = e + (p * v)

Simplifying the energy equation:

h2 - h1 + [(u^2) / 2]2 - [(u^2) / 2]1 = q - wsh
or

h2 + [(u^2) / 2]2 - h1 - [(u^2) / 2]1 = q - wsh

By combining the velocity terms with the enthalpy terms to form the total specific enthalpy "ht" we can further simplify the equation.

ht = h + u^2 / 2

The total specific enthalpy is analogous to the total pressure in Bernoulli's equation; both expressions involve a "static" value plus one half the square of the velocity.

The final, most useful, form of the energy equation is given in the red box.

ht2 - ht1 = q - wsh

For a compressor or power turbine, there is no external heat flow into the gas and the "q" term is set equal to zero. In the burner, no work is performed and the "wsh" term is set to zero.
http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/k-12/airplane/thermo1f.html

Extrapolate that to any form of energy (replace gas with your electrical system), the result is the same (except of course to the numerous loud fishsellers and akara friers around here angry).
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 10:15pm On Mar 14, 2012
blink182: [size=20pt]BEAF[/size], I am totally disappointed in your statements, sometimes how wonder how fast you fall from brilliance to naivety fast.

Common sense should tell you when the man said fuelless, he meant no gasoline or diesel-fuel in that sense, not fuel in its entirety. Simply observing how the machine works tells you the machine converts chemical(battery) and wind(atmospheric air) in a long process to electrical energy. Correct yourself.
Hellooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Fuel can be anything; petrol, charcoal, solar energy etc. The plain fact is that only the stark ignorant would believe that it is possible to circumvent the law of conservation of energy. My broda, God himself created that law.
Politics › Re: Ibru Brothers In Legal Tussle Over Federal Palace Hotel by Beaf: 2:12pm On Mar 14, 2012
Is this how they will quarrel over the Guardian and Alex Ibru's other businesses in Lagos? This is really sad, especially as the patriarch, Olorogun Michael Ibru is still alive and kicking.
Politics › Re: Re- We Can Generate Any Amount Of Electricity With Erinle Fueless Engine-mr Erinle by Beaf: 6:25am On Mar 14, 2012
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What you posted earlier? Lol!
You might as well invest in cowries, red cloth and white chickens. It is incredibly daft to keep airing your arse because you think you can fool people. You and your so-called machine are 419.

Why not connect two rechargable batteries together (which is basically the crap you are preaching) and see how far you get?

Dunce.

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