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Culture › Re: Ijaws: Nigeria's Largest Ethnic Group - Wikipedia by Beaf(op): 12:32am On Mar 13, 2012
dayokanu: Thats what you get from people who had no shoes, Chances are that they also have no brains.
Said by one with the IQ of a toad.
Culture › Re: Ijaws: Nigeria's Largest Ethnic Group - Wikipedia by Beaf(op): 7:30pm On Mar 12, 2012
ifyalways: LOL

That is darn funny.Must be Beaf's grandchild's handiwork.
Grandchild? shocked
Do you think I began "operating" on di babes as soon as I stepped out of the womb? lol!
Culture › Re: Ijaws: Nigeria's Largest Ethnic Group - Wikipedia by Beaf(op): 7:05pm On Mar 12, 2012
Make dem warn somebodi o! grin
Culture › Ijaws: Nigeria's Largest Ethnic Group - Wikipedia by Beaf(op): 7:05pm On Mar 12, 2012
Hilarious!!! Wikipedia Entry On Yenegoa

[size=14pt]Yenagoa[/size]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yenagoa is a Local Government Area in Bayelsa State, Nigeria. Its headquarters are in the town of Yenagoa (the State capital) in the south of the area at4°55′29″N 6°15′51″E.

The LGA has an area of 700211116 km² and a population of 12,353,344 at the 2006 census.

The postal code of the area is 561.[1]

Yenagoa is the traditional home of the Ijaw people, Nigeria's largest ethnic group larger than the Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo. The Ijaw form the majority of the country. English is the official language, but Epie/Atissa language, one of the Ijo languages, is the major local language spoken in Yenagoa.[citation needed]

Since attaining the status of state capital in 1996, construction and other activities have accelerated appreciably. Yenagoa's population is estimated at about 12,350,000 people.[citation needed] It is the home of the Bayelsa United FC, a premier league football club.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yenagoa
Politics › Re: Aregbesola,Ooni, Sultan, Bayero, Others Renew Calls For Nigeria’s Unity *nigeria Can Be Great. by Beaf: 6:46pm On Mar 12, 2012
alj boko haram: You are a goat which is worse, an ordinary governor of a state or a whole social-cultural group.

You sir are da.ft. When did Aregbosola become a representative of ACN ? Goat or maybe you missed the Ooni part of the article.

Moreover, what do you expect Ooni to do ? Chase them away ? you think we are animals like you ?
I think you haven't eaten grass for sometime, so hunger is making you talk id!otically. Is Aregbesola a representative of PDP?
You are ridiculous.

alj boko haram: BTW was not that Asari Dokubo that said SS/SE/MB, thus no SW so what is the problem here huh no that we care but what exactly is the issue
Lol! If you make it a habit to dine with the devil, why would you be surprised that saints do not invite you for lunch?
Let ACN assure us that they no longer stand with IBB/Tambuwal.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Beaf: 6:36pm On Mar 12, 2012
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In the near future, you will not, cos 9ja is about to overtake you like a behemoth.
It will be like China and the UK, one protested the others Olympics extremely bitterly and has ended up courting those they despiced for money when it is their turn to hold the Olympics. That is largely the way it is between SA and Nigeria today, one with a mature, but declining economy, the other with a burgeoning economy that is expanding at frightening pace.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola,Ooni, Sultan, Bayero, Others Renew Calls For Nigeria’s Unity *nigeria Can Be Great. by Beaf: 6:27pm On Mar 12, 2012
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Dude, you are such a pathetic fool.
Is Ohaneze a governor or representative of a political party? Maybe you just can't tell the difference since that requires some intelligence.

Go graze with cows. Your mates ain't here.
Politics › Re: Are There Creeks and Swamps In Lagos? by Beaf(op): 6:22pm On Mar 12, 2012
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So why were you posting pictures of gas flares and pollution na? Was it out of madness? grin
You getting me worried now, bro.

I wonder what you were expending all that energy denying. Why were you shivering, quivering, sweating and farting to fatigue point? Hmmmm!
--Beaf scratches head. . . The mysteries of ethnic bigotry and how it destroys intelligent men like Aigbofa cry--
Politics › Re: Aregbesola,Ooni, Sultan, Bayero, Others Renew Calls For Nigeria’s Unity *nigeria Can Be Great. by Beaf: 6:15pm On Mar 12, 2012
Ufeolorun: Ogbeni razist,
Aregbe isn't a seccessionist ok!.why would he want Nigeria broken when Oodua republic is achievable within Nigeria,we can always enjoy the benefit of being Nigerians and also integrate our communities from Ogbomosho to Owoh-madeh.
What would an Oodua republic offer us that we can't get in Nigeria?
The republic is already there,present within this current contraption.
Then tell Aregbesola to burn his rusty flag and to stop chatting shiit.
Aside from that, he should stop sinking the SW with his foolish courting of the core-North that the entire Middle Belt and South have rejected; if not Oodua republic will become a prison that oppresses those who should be benefitting. There are easy ways to make indelible enemies, the easiest being to cosy up to opressors and parasites like a puzzy.
Politics › Re: Are There Creeks and Swamps In Lagos? by Beaf(op): 6:00pm On Mar 12, 2012
Aigbofa: There's not a bigger clown than you on Nairaland. Embrace your own swamps and creeks and let Lagosians embrace theirs. Pointing out what is so glaring is not only ridiculous, but also makes you seem retar.ded.
Ohhh! So you have finally come to terms with the obvious fact that Lagos is enveloped with creeks and swamps? LOLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Dude, unlike you I have never denied that I am from the creeks, and unlike you. I have never id!otically and hypocritically pointed fingers at others as from the swamps, whereas you too are a swamp thing.

See how difficult your false life of ethnic bigotry has made it for you to accept the reality of your surroundings and existence? This tread has been a wonderful insight into the self decieving psychology of the bigot.

Me and you are fishermen, let us go and catch fish jare!
I de laf oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Are There Creeks and Swamps In Lagos? by Beaf(op): 5:39pm On Mar 12, 2012
Aigbofa: "Isale Eko and Iddo are situated in swamps and creeks"

You are truly ignorant.
Arguing with reality and the obvious, only makes you look utterly ridiculous. Are Isale Eko and Iddo not located in creeks and swamps? Or do you know of another Isale Eko and Iddo that we don't?

Dude, making strange claims against the obvious just because you wish to point fingers at others makes you a clown.
Politics › Re: Are There Creeks and Swamps In Lagos? by Beaf(op): 5:05pm On Mar 12, 2012
pcicero: Creek may refer to:Creek, a small stream.
Creek (tidal), an inlet of the sea, narrower than a cove

Creek, a narrow channel/small stream between islands in the Florida Keys

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creek



A swamp is a wetland with some flooding of large areas of land by shallow bodies of water
Swamps are characterized by very slow-moving waters. They are usually associated with adjacent rivers or lakes. In some cases, rivers become swamps for a distance. Swamps are features of areas with very low topographic relief


Do Lagosians live in creeks or swamps? No. In most cases, those who live dwell in the riverine areas of lagos are usually foreigners. In my own town for instance, we have the ijaws, urhobos, ilajes etc but rarely will you find lagosians among them.
It doesn't make sense to deceive yourself. Isale Eko and Iddo are situated in swamps and creeks and the inhabitants and founders of those places are Lagosians. Even if they weren't, it still wouldn't take away from the fact that you are half running away from, which is that the entire state of Lagos is situated in creeks and swamps.

Can I ask why it is so hard to accept the obvious?
Politics › Re: Aregbesola,Ooni, Sultan, Bayero, Others Renew Calls For Nigeria’s Unity *nigeria Can Be Great. by Beaf: 2:06pm On Mar 12, 2012
Lol! People talking with both sides of their arses!

Aregbesola has been going around the place like an emperor with a couple of fools carrying Odua secessionist flags that are unknown to Nigeria. At the last meeting where he insulted Mimiko, he had his usual flags and his anthem was adopted as the Odua anthem. Now we can see that as usual, he is all gas.
The same goes to the core-Northern leaders who visited Aregbe's shrine. Just last week, we had the likes of Junaid Mohammed talking crap about how ready they were to leave (with Kwara, Kogi and all). Where is all the fire now?

I will advice ACN party to sieze their id!ocy. They cannot continue to play traitorous cards against their own people and the rest of the South. What do they hope to gain from an alliance with the core-Northern elite? Votes? Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! They should be certain that kids will not be allowed to vote in 2015 (in fact with boko haram pump'n, elections might not hold in the core-North come 2015).

ACN is heading the SW down a wretched path from which they might never recover.

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Politics › Re: Al-Qaeda Base Established In Nigeria (Sokoto Axis) by Beaf(op):
thoth: @Beaf.. i will let you decide, you already know which side you are on.
No matter what sickening World domination stories for cretins that you bring up, the sane amongst us can see the almajiri's and conclude whose lead they follow. Was it George Bush that decided not to educate the North and manufacture 10 million almajiri's? It took decades for them to hit the 10million mark (from the almajiri census in 2006). There is nothing worse than a wimp who goes around blaming his evil errors on others.

Almajiri's have killed thousands over cartoons by foreigners from far away Europe, beauty contests in Abuja, sharia etc. It is no surprise that such a crazed mob would attract al qaeda. Thankfully, oil does not flow in the core-North and their leaders (like a brooding cloud of locusts) have also seen to it that nothing productive exists, only dust is left; otherwise Nigeria would have been prostrate.

My friend, we can see the almajiri rioters holding your "CIA" ARIS-NI Dept Report#10021 (only it looks a lot like a photo):

[img]http://seeker401.files./2011/04/52231708_52230955.jpg[/img]

https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52231000/jpg/_52231712_52231711.jpg
Politics › Re: Al-Qaeda Base Established In Nigeria (Sokoto Axis) by Beaf(op): 1:21pm On Mar 12, 2012
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Is that the so called "ARIS-NI Dept Report#100113" the rioters are holding and pointing at, or you think Nigerians are stup!d?

[img]http://3.bp..com/-AC23QYFu5r8/TbLAcTYh-4I/AAAAAAAAKn0/2acun-LVOSE/s1600/NIGERIA%2BRIOTS.jpg[/img]
Politics › Re: Al-Qaeda Base Established In Nigeria (Sokoto Axis) by Beaf(op): 1:11pm On Mar 12, 2012
greateros: How the cookie is crumbling so fast!

Its so sad that Nigerians brought this situation on themselves. For 12 years PDP has ruled this country with absolutely nothing to show for it and yet when we had the opportunity to right things, we as Nigerians with all our pains and sufferings still choose to vote on religions and ethnic sentiments rather than vote on merit and performance and uprightness!

We voted Mr. Goodluck Jonathan despite all indications that he is a non performer! now Nigeria is paying the price for being fooled again and again and again! I cant even begin to imagine how Horrible the situation will be in 3 years time! I still don't blame Mr. Jonathan cause he did not force anybody to vote for him.

Your GEJ has been in power for close to two years and in his tenure gun attacks on innocent citizens,bomblast and suicide missions is the order of the day now alqaida has set up base in Nigeria due to his incompetence and yet you still have the audacity to keep spewing rubbish!
You truly deserve the firing squad!
The attacks on GEJ have been by bitter losers like you.
You are so bitter about losing that if your woman were to get pregnant before time, you would blame it on GEJ. Its sad to be that bitter, bro.
It is the same bitterness and hatred that have made you fellows think that bombing innocent souls and spilling blood would destabilise GEJ's government.

If all you do is wake everyday with bitterness, hatred and al qaeda in your heart, why not hang yourself?

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Politics › Re: Farmers Besiege Osun Assembly Over Alleged Inhuman Treatment by Beaf(op): 12:59pm On Mar 12, 2012
Gbawe! Gbawe!! Gbawe!!!
The Aregbesola defender, how far with the "free land" na? Aregbesola's case is simply one of 419! cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Awards 0.636 BILLION Flower Planting Contract For N100 Million Assembly Complex by Beaf(op): 12:42pm On Mar 12, 2012
Gbawe: Our Country is currently crap because Nigerians no longer bother to educate themselves!!! The Pdp in Osun State has been nothing but a gang of sore losers and criminal liars desperate, like the Op, to the point they now resort to outlandish fabrication.

We were all here when the pdp falsely accusing Aregbesola of squandering allocations Osun State never received vis-a-vis what accrues to every state as per the allocation formula.

The desperate lies of the Pdp , exposed many times on nl as falseness, can only be embraced by the feudalist keen to side with dishonesty and misrule just to malign a political Party and region.

Like Demdem concluded, why will the Pdp not take this "bombshell " (pack of lies in reality) to the Efcc directly instead of making noise?
Gbawe! Gbawe!! Gbawe!!!
How many times I call you so?
The problem here is not if PDP are sore losers. The problem here is defined by the reply to this million dollar question:

Has Aregbesola not signed a 0.636 BILLION flower planting contract for the N100 million assembly complex?

Do "sore winners" sign contracts like this? 0.636 BILLION to plant hibiscus? shocked shocked shocked
Damn! Eye pop'n shiit!

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