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Politics › Re: I'm suing Buhari and Bakare for murder!! by Beaf: 6:22am On Apr 26, 2011
Bassey131:
@ Beaf
@ PapaBrowne

Have you guys been in touch with each other yet? Re- ICC Networking. I need to contact you guys.
No, I've been watching this thread for updates.
In the meantime, SERAP has written the UN to visit, investigate and provide evidence to the ICC.
How do you wish to contact?
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Too Expensive For Diasporans And Even Oyinbo Sef by Beaf: 6:16am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=216178.msg8205231#msg8205231 date=1303794559]Hehe. So smiley face GIFs usually mean that you realize you are wrong.

Glad we've settled that.

Anyway, so I guess I'm up 2-0 (though I'll wait for the judges on the sideline to score the match, possibly ask further questions.)[/quote]You are as entertaining as a hyena tamer! I wish I could find something like you to buy in the shop. Press a button, it opens its mouth and says something so dumb, its funny as hell!

Please tell another story of how Shell connects gas to your house. I haven't stopped laughing! Up google!!!!! grin grin grin grin

What d'you smoke bro? lol
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Too Expensive For Diasporans And Even Oyinbo Sef by Beaf: 6:06am On Apr 26, 2011
^
Bloody hell! Why the long story?
I guess its a pipe from Ota that is supplying your house with gas in the US! Damn! Google na bad tin!
www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6
Politics › Re: North-south Dialogue. What Southerners Misunderstand by Beaf: 5:53am On Apr 26, 2011
[size=14pt]No Northerner and No Muslim died in the riots.[/size] Those that were killed by fvcked up almajiri's were ALL Southerners.
I have never seen a grown up tell so many shameful and disgusting lies as gadogado, but then he praises Abacha and PTF, so no surprises.

Power will not return to the core-North in the near future, maybe even never. cool
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Too Expensive For Diasporans And Even Oyinbo Sef by Beaf: 5:46am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=216178.msg8205165#msg8205165 date=1303792175]The principle is very similar to delivering electricity to homes. It is pretty standard technology. If near the pipeline, then they can build a feeder that goes to your property. It isn't magic, dude. . . just a product you buy from them.[/quote]. . .And where did you learn of this? Google?
Do you actually practice the stuff before you spring it on the innocent?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

Some mad funny shyte going down!!
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Too Expensive For Diasporans And Even Oyinbo Sef by Beaf: 5:16am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=216178.msg8205120#msg8205120 date=1303790594]"Begging the question", I embarrassed myself? My dismantling of your statements is here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-650619.32.html#msg8168600
And is airtight. I guess you never got the chance to respond. Feel free to look at it now.
huh[/quote]I let it rest because its impossible to reason with the braindead. You tell someone, "your logic is flawed" and the dunce goes, "really? It is, but the phrase you used to tell me about it is the wrong one." How could I keep arguing with such a "genius?" grin

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=216178.msg8205120#msg8205120 date=1303790594]Are you aware of Ota industrial estate? You live in Nigeria, right? You are aware that a pipeline runs through Ota, yes?[/quote]And you will be building your house on the industrial estate? shocked
. . .Not stopping there, Shell will actually connect a gas pipeline to your house? Did you learn that from google? Damn! shocked shocked shocked
Unu go wound pesin o! grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Too Expensive For Diasporans And Even Oyinbo Sef by Beaf: 4:55am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=216178.msg8205093#msg8205093 date=1303789931]@Big B1: Alright. I see. So I guess a few years in Lagos before Ota. Funny though, there was a man in my church involved in IT from Ogun or Oyo (I cannot remember which.) He did very well here, then jumped back to Nigeria in 2001 or so. And I know specifically he didn't return to do business in Lagos.

@Beaf: Am I going to have to embarrass you again? grin You did not learn your lesson from the "begging the question" incident? I suggest that you investigate how certain businesses in the Ota area are generating their electricity. [/quote]Lol. You embarrassed yourself the other time, you're just too dumb to realise it.
Please embarrass me now. Tell me how you pray to get Shell to pipe gas to your house! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Wetin pesin no go hear for NL? I blame google!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Too Expensive For Diasporans And Even Oyinbo Sef by Beaf: 4:39am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=216178.msg8204965#msg8204965 date=1303786867]What is wrong with Ota area? I can buy land relatively cheaply, build a nice big house, contact Shell and get them to pipeline natural gas to my house/business, and have 24/7 electricity using that NG.

That sounds like a good deal to me. If I want to go to Lagos to party, spend the weekends at a hotel or at a friend's place.[/quote]What d'you smoke?
It be really good stuff! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I blame google!!!!!
Politics › Re: North-south Dialogue. What Southerners Misunderstand by Beaf: 4:27am On Apr 26, 2011
gadogado:
Ok Firstly, I commend you for somewhat taming you're venomous tendencies. Secondly, your premise is faulty because a) you're talking about a development that has not occurred, you said 4 years, I'm assuming you're saying southerners being in power for another 4 years will transform Nigeria into greatness but a southerner was there for 8 years and not much changed other than GSM. Another fallacy is that you give the conclusion that it is the region that produces the leader that is the cause of Nigeria's slow paced development as opposed to a social cancer namely corruption that has inflicted the whole country not just one region.
Furthermore, you're quite the emotional guy, on the one hand you say the northerners plundered the country which implies that they "the Northerners" have quite a lot of resources at their disposal then you turn around and claim the region is poor and cannot fund a civil war. How does that work. I'd like you to understand that the existence of beggars is not always an economic issue but a social one as well. Go to to NY city, you'll see homeless, starving beggars yet they live in the wealthiest country on earth and a city with one of the highest incomes on the planet. your logic will have them not existing.
Again, lets be reasonable hear, think like a statesman if you have the ability to at this point.
You can say all you like about Obj, but his regime moved Nigeria forward more than any of the retrogressive regimes that ruled us for 38 years ever did. Obj started the diversification away from oil, paid our debts. In his time Nigerians became proud enough of their culture for Nollywood and Nigerian music to take root and capture Africa, also comedy to sprang out of the streets of Delta state to become a multi-million Naira phenomenon.

The 38 years of Northern rule saw the dismantling of the groundnut pyramids, the death of manufacturing, cotton, rubber, cocoa, oil palm, education, standards bodies, morality, humanity and the enslavement and inhuman pollution of the Niger Delta.
The 38 wasted years also saw the manufacture of 10 million almajiri's and the segregation of the core-North through sharia.

Dude, handing power back at this time will be a gross error. There will be no qualms handing power to a Middle Belter though, but core-North? Thats a strict NO.
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Buhari Dares Jonathan <Misleading> by Beaf: 4:03am On Apr 26, 2011
koruji:
I see your point now, but that "every knee shall bow" quip was way-way over the top.

President GEJ should not listen to the Ezeuches and Onlytruths of this world.
Apologies. That was aimed squarely between the eyes of ndu_chucks, and others who cheer at the politics of threats, jeers and name calling.
There is a lot wrong with those who fight ideas with stones, and keep doing it time after time. The list is long:

[list]
[li]Turai and the cabal[/li]
[li]IBB[/li]
[li]Atiku[/li]
[li]Ciroma and his fellow bats[/li]
[li]Buhari[/li]
[/list]

They stand no chance.
Politics › Re: North-south Dialogue. What Southerners Misunderstand by Beaf: 3:51am On Apr 26, 2011
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He thinks power should be handed back to the core-North, not on merit, but because they can kill youth corpers.
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Buhari Dares Jonathan <Misleading> by Beaf: 3:48am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=EzeUche__ link=topic=654277.msg8204888#msg8204888 date=1303785232]If GEJ cannot arrest this man, send the Igbo man to do it. We will not have any qualms getting our hands on this man.[/quote]Dude, chill.
Its a game of chess and Buhari's moves are only for short term relief. They are aimed at inciting his almajiri's (to get last minute confidence to vote in the midst of a military crackdown), as well as praying that GEJ would somehow misstep; its proper bushman politics. Its tactics for the primitive by the uncivilsed. grin

Even as early as the next 48 hours, the political terrain would have changed significantly and the incitement would have totally worn off.
Politics › Re: North-south Dialogue. What Southerners Misunderstand by Beaf: 3:37am On Apr 26, 2011
gadogado:
Please be courteous and don't turn this thread into a trash talking one.


I have enumerated in my opinion as a northerner, the causes of the violence and the perspective of a large number of northerners. Please provide alternative opinions or views or perspectives on the causes.

I also want to ask the southerners who contribute or read this if the south is within this democratic arrangement willing to share power with the north on the basis of zoning? or do you prefer a situation where the south will refuse to hand over to the north in 2015 or 2019huh serious and rational comments only comments only.
It is better to actually go to school than fall back on crap like zoning, and relying on FG job's and largess rather building businesses in your home states.
There is no reason to hand power back to the North before the almajiri's are all educated, or the whole country will be dragged down to their level.
Dude, sit back and watch the country develop in the next 4 years. You will see another graphic illustration of how the country wasted 38 years.

If you think that the South ruling you is a matter for civil war, then you are a funny character indeed. I'm wondering how you will fund a civil war with begging bowls in a country thats tired of your antics from the Middle Belt downwards and with educated Emirs ceding leadership to almajiri's (who have burnt down palaces).

Weird.
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Buhari Dares Jonathan <Misleading> by Beaf: 3:27am On Apr 26, 2011
koruji:
Every knee shall bow huh huh huh

To whom huh
To the obvious.
Politics › Re: Corper Aik Ukeoma Last Moment: Eye Witness Report(Must Read) by Beaf: 3:17am On Apr 26, 2011
These are extremely serious allegations worth investigating.
I assume the story is from the police from the level of detail, though.
Politics › Re: North-south Dialogue. What Southerners Misunderstand by Beaf: 3:15am On Apr 26, 2011
Crap, fit only for almajiri's.
Politics › Re: Call Your Foot Soldiers In The North To Order Fani-kayode, Tells Buhari by Beaf(op): 3:11am On Apr 26, 2011
[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=654299.msg8204772#msg8204772 date=1303782912]Fani Kayode is no longer relevant, his attention seeking gesture is now welcomed.[/quote]The fact that you cannot fault his arguments constitutes irrelevance in your books? Damn!
He made quite a few very relevant arguments that can't be ignored, like the beautiful one below:

“Too much blood has been shed and too many lives have been taken in his name and over this election. The truth is that as the mass murders were going on, it was his name and his posters that the perpetrators were calling and carrying. They were indeed his foot soldiers and the blame for these atrocities lie squarely with him alone.

The fact that he didn’t win the election proves that his efforts at ruling Nigeria were not sufficient to see him through, and no amount violence, murder, arson, intimidation, court cases or litigation can change that.”
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Buhari Dares Jonathan <Misleading> by Beaf: 3:06am On Apr 26, 2011
I keep laughing at the political dunces that make these silly statements.
While they are engaging in their usual neanderthal politics, the true strategists and masters of the game are outwitting them in ways they cannot fathom! Lol!

Every knee shall bow. cool
Politics › Post-election Violence Was Meant To Induce Coup? by Beaf(op): 3:01am On Apr 26, 2011
[size=14pt]
‘Post-election violence aimed at forcing military to take over power’ [/size]
Written by kola oyelere, Kano Tuesday, 26 April 2011

A strong indication has emerged that the recent post-presidential election violence which erupted in the North was carefully organised to cause unrest across the country with a view to forcing the armed forces to take over government in the country.

However, a source who preferred anonymity told the Nigerian Tribune that those who allegedly sponsored the post-election violence were not happy that there were no reprisal attacks in the South, especially in the South-East.

The source stated that since the proposed alliance between the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) and the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) hit the rock, a few disgruntled elements perfected plans to cause violence in order to send the civilian regime in the country packing.

According to him, the masterminds’ thinking was that if there was unrest in the North which escalated to the South, it could have been enough excuse for the military to take over power, cutting short the victory of President Goodluck Jonathan, who won the presidential election.

He noted that for the South’s decision not to retaliate, Nigeria could have been plunged into another civil war between the North and the South.


The source hinted that the intention of the masterminds was to create a semblance of the unrest that followed the annulment June 12, 1993 presidential election, acclaimed to have been won by the late business mogul, Chief MKO Abiola. The annulment led to unrest in the South-West, where the winner hailed from,

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/20980-post-election-violence-aimed-at-forcing-military-to-take-over-power
Politics › Call Your Foot Soldiers In The North To Order Fani-kayode, Tells Buhari by Beaf(op): 2:50am On Apr 26, 2011
[size=14pt]Call your foot soldiers in the North to order •Ex-minister, Fani-Kayode, tells Buhari [/size]
Written by Idowu Samuel,Abuja Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Former Minister of Aviation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, has appealed to the presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to toe the path of honour by intervening in the post-election violence in some parts of the North by appealing to rampaging youths in the affected areas to sheathe their swords.

Fani-Kayode made this known in a statement while congratulating President Goodluck Jonathan on his victory in the presidential election, which he said came about because the rest of Nigeria saw him as a unifying factor for all segments of the country.

He said: “I urge General Muhammadu Buhari to tread the path of decency and honour by calling on his supporters to stop killing people and to stop committing all these barbaric and outrageous atrocities in the North.

“Too much blood has been shed and too many lives have been taken in his name and over this election. The truth is that as the mass murders were going on, it was his
name and his posters that the perpetrators were calling and carrying. They were indeed his foot soldiers and the blame for these atrocities lie squarely with him alone.

The fact that he didn’t win the election proves that his efforts at ruling Nigeria were not sufficient to see him through, and no amount violence, murder, arson, intimidation, court cases or litigation can change that.”


http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/20981-call-your-foot-soldiers-in-the-north-to-order-ex-minister-fani-kayode-tells-buhari
Politics › Re: Kaduna Presidential Election Bombing - Police Arrest 4 Foreigners, 1 Nigerian by Beaf(op): 1:54am On Apr 26, 2011
"Aboki MEND."

I says, "shoot the fvckers!" angry
Politics › Kaduna Presidential Election Bombing - Police Arrest 4 Foreigners, 1 Nigerian by Beaf(op): 1:53am On Apr 26, 2011
[size=14pt]Police arrest four Nigeriens over Kaduna bombing[/size]
By Chimezie Enyiocha
April 18, 2011 01:13AM

The Kaduna Police command has arrested four nationals of Niger Republic and a Nigerian, in connection with the bomb explosion which occurred in two separate areas of the Kaduna metropolis on the night of the presidential election in the state.

The suspects are: Abdulazeez Abubakar, Ja’afaru Abu, Sammaila Alhassan and Abdulahi Suleiman. The Nigerian among them is named Mohammed Hari.

The state Police Commissioner, Haruna John told newsmen yesterday that the incident happened at Happy Day hotel in Kabala West and Magajin-Gari between 8 and 10pm respectively, leaving about eight persons injured.

Investigations in progress

He disclosed that police investigation led to the arrest of two suspects, one Abubakar, a Nigerien and Samaila Alhassan believed to have sponsored the dastardly act in Kabala West. He said the duo already gave useful information in connection to the crime. He dispelled rumour that any life was lost in any of the two incidents and reassured the general public of the security of life and property in the state. According to the commissioner, the explosion at Magajin-Gari took place very close to a collation centre and cracked the building of a Court and also uprooted two trees around the vicinity. He said the police immediately visited the scene where it confirmed that there was no casualty.

One of the suspects, Mr Abubakar claimed that the prime suspect, Mr Alhassan who incidentally is his father-in-law, gave him the explosives which he said he was ignorant of. But Mr Samaila denied the statement, saying he was not the one who gave his son-in-law the device.

Mr Abubakar, who is the prime suspect, explained that he has been residing in Nigeria since the onset of the Ibrahim Babangida administration and could not have engaged himself in such dastardly act.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5690746-146/story.csp
Politics › Re: Sai One Nigeria by Beaf: 1:30am On Apr 26, 2011
Le Molar:
Yes We Agree That Nigeria Must Be Divided But Not Into 2 Country So You Have To STOP This Rubbish South/North Because  An Average IGbo Person Will Never Agree With You To Be In The Same Country With Yoruba Fools  After Suffering From Hausa/Fulani Trouble
It will be bloody foolish for Igbo and Yoruba people not to coorperate on national issues that deal with federalism or disolution. When the deed is done, then you can walk your own way if thats your ultimate goal, but to begin talking about some hatred getting in the way of necessary steps to your progress will be shooting yourself in the foot.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photoproof Of Nigerians Fighting For Ghadaffi by Beaf: 1:12am On Apr 26, 2011
shotster50:
@ dell_net

Sorry for digressing a little bit but how is your conspiracy theories coming up nowhuh? I am hearing less and less from you and Cap these days.
Lol!

Crap 28 is probably checked into a building staffed by people in white who wear necklaces that look worryingly like stethoscopes. grin
Politics › Re: Why Is Fashola Scared by Beaf: 1:03am On Apr 26, 2011
adino:
Fashola is very very scared and seriously desperate, infact his desperation since ACN were flogged silly in lagos by PDP is getting out of hands. Last week at ikeja, ifako, ketu area. He and his campaign team were busy sharing money, foodstuffs and clothes to prospective voters(pot calling kettle black). His campaign in the past one week has exceeded the one he had in the past a months, he is busy campaigning while lagos corpes are abandoned in the north. He definitely has something to hide that shows why he s scared.
Funny enough my vote goes to him, though I will vote Labour Party for house of assembly. Since other contenders are jokers, I wonder where Jmi Agbaje went to cos he woukd have been the most credible opposition to fashola.
With the annoying praise singers and backside lickers of fashola in nairaland, I may just decide to sleep like a baby tomorroe, afterall I have already voted for my president.
I've noticed much the same thing about Fashola too, something doesn't quite fit for a man who should be on his way to a landslide.

As for the bolded; looks like Labour Party will clear the house of assembly, at least they seem to be getting the votes from the elite.
Politics › Re: Buhari Blasts Can President, Says Oritsejafor Is Aso Rock’s Agent by Beaf: 12:45am On Apr 26, 2011
Buhari will undoubtedly speak to the SSS about the crimes committed by his followers in the North. The time might not be right just now, but it is very difficult not to see the SSS having words with him in a rather choice location, afterall he was warned about his methods long before the elections.

Will almajiri's react badly to such an action? It is in their DNA, but the army should be out and ready for them in the most macho terms.
As that saga plays out, it would be a good time to pick up every last kingpin of violence, from politicians to Imams.
Politics › Re: Buhari Blasts Can President, Says Oritsejafor Is Aso Rock’s Agent by Beaf: 9:22pm On Apr 25, 2011
CPC's disgraceful use of religious imagery needs to be checked. We cannot have a political party running around the place with a "Jesus syndrome" in a section of the country that is largely illiterate. It is only a matter of time before CPC moves the few steps left from pseudo religious to becoming a fullscale terrorist organisation.
I bet all security agencies, local and foreign would be deeply alarmed at the religious nature of language coming out of CPC. GEJ might need to table a bill for the declaration a state of emergency in a number of core-Northern states once the elections are done.
Politics › Re: Who To Blame For Post Election Violence? by Beaf: 8:17pm On Apr 25, 2011
Buhari told almajiri's to lynch, while Bakare told almajiri's in his "wild-wild North" to go to polling stations with matches and kerosine (NN24). Both men also attended rallies with spears.
We all recall the liberal references to "Libya, Egypt and Tunisia rolled into one" and a lot more. Buhari's only campaign tactic was to send out text messages and distribute pamphlets in the mosques on Fridays that described GEJ as a kifir, a zionist and an enemy of Islam.

Following the above and more, there was an org'y of primitive religiously fuelled violence on election day.

Who does the rational mind blame? Its pretty obvious. cool
Politics › Re: NYSC: Northerners Should Serve In The North, Southerners Should Serve In South? by Beaf: 7:54pm On Apr 25, 2011
saintneo:
seems you already have the separation planned out. With this kind of suggestion, it will not be long before the entire system will be fully divided.
Except the core-North is treated like conquered territory and their current extreme religious outlook is replaced with a progressive, education oriented one, then keeping the current system is a waste of time, effort, money, tears and blood.
Politics › Re: Sai One Nigeria by Beaf: 7:41pm On Apr 25, 2011
After creating the primordal almajiri system and smiling at the evil it has churned out, mallams are suddenly realising how id!otic they have been. There have been so many posts from core-Northerners on this forum about their strong love for one Nigeria and how unthinkable anything else is. Strange!

Oh yes, the mallams have shot themselves in the foot, perhaps they will find Sudanese marabouts to replace the NYSC graduates when the scheme is either halted or corpers are no longer sent to the core-North. Who will take up the gaping space left by these youth who performed yearlong free services, year in year out? Realisation will come sooner than later. LOL!
Maybe almajiri's will be paid to teach math and physics, since they have the religiously crazed temerity to slay those who contribute a thousand times more to society than their miserable lives of begging, loiter, murder and ra'pe ever will.

It is impossible to imagine how a rational being would kill a fellow man for the slightest reason, indeed, a psychopathic reason totally unconnected to the victim.
. . .One Nigeria!

I pity the core-North, I can see them sinking deep into depravity, desperation and self-destruction in the next few years, if there isn't a sudden realisation and turning around. It is particularly hard to see the likes of Ciroma turning around, though.
I really pity the future of the core-North, from where I stand, it looks wretched, murky, dark and ugly.

Keep screaming, one Nigeria. Maybe it will help improve your thoughts.
Politics › Re: Ribadu Set To Dump Acn For Cpc . by Beaf: 3:07pm On Apr 25, 2011
Which is more irrelevant, CPC or Ribadu? grin
Politics › Re: 3 Bombs rock Northeastern Nigerian City; Many Dead - North Now Like Iraq by Beaf: 3:05pm On Apr 25, 2011
babaearly:
This Presidency is weak.

Killings have been taking place in the North for so long now,so why wait after elections to stop this fvcking s h i t. What has been happening the whole time?
You talk exactly like one of those almajiri's. That is how they prime themselves for violence, they make claims like GEJ is weak, he is a coward, he has no political constituency, he is a dunce, his PhD must be questioned etc. Yet each time they go into battle with him and come out looking like weak FOOLS. I wonder why? grin

Dude, do yourself some good and leave Hausa-Fulani style campaign tools.
Any Southerner or Middle Belter meaninglessly mouthing such backward methods only looks like an easily influenced robot and a political tool.

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