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[quote author=tpia. link=topic=331464.msg4651296#msg4651296 date=1254466736]. . .why not show amaka what you wanted to show me. I'm sure she's been longing for it. Hurry up before you get leftovers.[/quote]Who wants to show you anything, you with an ass that is like two kites flying in opposite directions. Your belly is like a fridge that can store cans of beer  

Bloody hippo!

Show you ke! Nightmare!

OgidiBoy:
Come oh Tpia are you 43 for real ?

You think she's joking? A whole 43 years experience selling akara in Dugbe market.

She's bleeped up for real!

I don't know why she won't just marry becomerich and then they can both be happily bleeped up.

THE AMAKA:
43? thats even worse.
and you didnt deny being a fool, so im guessing its your way of admitting it.
i thought with age your suppose to become wiser.
i guess not.

someone has FAILED!!

43? seriously?
grow up! maybe youre husband sent you packing, or youre jobless, you have TOO TOO TOO much time on your hands.

No, she just hasn't had sex in a long looooong time!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=331464.msg4651249#msg4651249 date=1254466172]43, dumbo.

20 year old idiot is much better, isnt it.

isnt that what you're claiming ? and are you male or female.[/quote]. . .And still a fool. Omashe o!

^
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What about the other thread by you on this same topic? Wetin dey do you?

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=331464.msg4651207#msg4651207 date=1254465473]i thought we were discussing human flesh diets?[/quote]I want to help you remove that di.ck. It is causing problems for you.
The crocodile will just bite it right off!

OgidiBoy:
Tpia is asking you a question oh

Am ready for her with my croc, to bite of her "extra leg". Simple!

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=331464.msg4651161#msg4651161 date=1254464939]correction:

spare parts Iya Dugbe.[/quote]Which spare parts do you have. Nonesense, with concave ikebe.

OgidiBoy:
Who is biting who

Tpia wants human flesh, akara and ogi can't block her worms these days.

tpia! Iya Dugbe done kolo finally!

[size=14pt]Does anybody have a video camera here because I fear biting will soon start o![/size]

^Iya Dugbe. How much is pepper nowadays? Or is it just akara you sell?

gadogado:
atleast we know sanusi is honest, brilliantly intellectual and non materialistic, if yar'adua is there,i see no reason why sanusi cant take over from him,we know he'd be much better than yar'adua!how would goodluck become president when he's not a northerner? we're saying that a northerner or northerners should run for the presidency after yar'adua's first term!!!yar'adua should go back to katsina and sip some nono and goodluck should go back to bayelsa and sip some palm wine,i actually he can go drink some crude oil for all i care!!2015 we'll back fashola but the south will have to figure out among themselves whether a candidate from the south south, south east or south west will be fielded!!

We do not trust Sanusi down South and he has proven himself to be an agbero. Abubakar Umar will be very fine from the North; but the constituition says that if the president becomes unfit, the VP takes over. If the VP becomes unfit, the senate president takes over. Rotation will not work in such a case and like I said before, it isn't even in the constituition.
Rotation is a gentlemans agreement put in place to negate mutual suspicion.

^Iya Dugbe, I feel your pain.

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sjeezy8:
lol no one cares about the delta only the oil and few babes here n there

Runnng your mouth eh?
You want the new pic now? Delivery by DHL.

THE AMAKA:
but Beaf i do kinda think youre obsessed with sjeezy, just a bit too much.
you live and breath that guy.
calm down.

Obsessed with sjeezy!
I only have to start a topic about ND and sjeezy and his alter ego are there like flies! So like a true scorpio, I have swung my searchlight in his direction and he can't dodge.

Next phase is to drive him to Warri to show our red eyed crocs, like they did to Yayok.

You ask a question. . . And Dugbe market people think they have the brains to reply.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-103971.384.html#msg4565388

gadogado:
yeah whatever, im just saying what i know, did you not see the way that man was biting the poor guy kneeling down, i mean biting,arent animals the ones that bite all the time,just watch discovery channel or animal planet and you'll see nothing but biting! this guy is biting the man like an animal,what kind of madness is that and honestly only yoruba people can do that!!

Dracula dey govt house Ekiti!

chic2pimp:
You must have been smoking pot when you wrote that.(no offence intended  ) .

@Amaka and love-vendor
I can share it sha. Pot can be good.

THE AMAKA:
i dont agree with it, but it sure is hilarious!! lol

Me too! It has a way off getting on everyones nerves.

it = sjeezy

Fossil upends theories about evolution of human ancestors

'Ardi', a 4.4 million year old hominid in Ethiopia, is less ape-like than scientists expected. That could mean long-accepted models of the common ancestor between humans and apes are wrong.

By Moises Velasquez-Manoff | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor
from the October 1, 2009 edition

The skeleton of an early human who lived 4.4 million years ago shows that humans did not evolve from chimpanzee-like ancestors, researchers reported on Thursday.
J.H. Matternes / AAAS / ReutersScientists in Ethiopia have found a 4.4 million year old human predecessor that promises to upend long-held notions of what the common ancestor of African apes and humans looked like, how it lived, and how much both lineages have evolved since diverging. . .

http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/1001/p02s21-usgn.html

These theories are such rubbish that the legendary drawing board always get revisited.
We are told that Africa is the cradle of humanity. Decode; Africans were the ones that climbed down from the tree and others evolved from us. In others words we are the nearest to monkeys. Not funny.

Black Africans are supposed to be the mother race, principally the kung.

Does it not mean we were the ones to climb out of tree and others evolved from us. . . Meaning we are the closest to monkeys?

Is the theory of evolution not a racist thing? For example, in the last century Australian Aborines were carted of to Europe as "the missing link". Now they dig all over Africa searching for the missing link.

When this same trick was tried with the "Hobbits" in Indonesia, the government siezed all the damn bones, locked them beyond reach and sent the "scientists" packing. Can't we do the same?

The clarification by Soyinka followed an enquiry from the Nigerian Tribune if there was a prior consultation with him by MEND before announcing his name.

His response was brief, just as he declined further explanations on where, when and how his choice was arrived at. "For now, all I consider appropriate to say is: I was contacted, and I have accepted", the literary giant stated in his reply to our email.

Perhaps with such high powered representation, Tompolo will also accept amnesty, especially as Yar Adua indicated his readiness to look into the root causes of the problem. Who knows?

Nice one!
A Nobel laureate and a former Chief of General Staff! That signifies gravity, responsibility and a message worth listening to.
MEND couldn't have chosen better.

AS the nation awaits the October 4 deadline for all militants in the Niger Delta to surrender their arms, Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, has confirmed his acceptance of the offer from the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) as its mediator with the Federal Government.

MEND, had on Tuesday, announced the name of Soyinka and a former Chief of General Staff (CGS), Rear Admiral Mike Akhigbe, among its four-man delegation for further discussions with the government.

The names were contained in an e-mail by MEND’s spokesman, Jomo Gbomo, in Port Harcourt, the Rivers State capital on Tuesday, in which the organisation gave fresh conditions for cooperation with the authorities towards restoring normalcy in the troubled oil-producing area.

The clarification by Soyinka followed an enquiry from the Nigerian Tribune if there was a prior consultation with him by MEND before announcing his name.

His response was brief, just as he declined further explanations on where, when and how his choice was arrived at. “For now, all I consider appropriate to say is: I was contacted, and I have accepted”, the literary giant stated in his reply to our email.

MEND had accused the government of “not showing willingness to dialogue, preferring instead to make wild unrealistic threats, purchase more military hardware, and dole out bribes to traitors to our noble cause as has been obvious in its so-called disarmament process.

http://ndn.nigeriadailynews.com/templates/?a=19568&z=8

@becomerich

If you put any map here, you will see mapomeji. A word is enough. . .

sjeezy8:
its getting old

I got beaf thinkin about me n shit creating pics

If this one is old, I can make a new one ke! Just ask for it and tell me your evolutionary preferences or if you like terms like "mofo" etc.

^
99% of our leaders are useless. Thats why we are hear arguing about BS that should never have arisen.

Ndu_Chuks has been going on about bad leaders; I wonder if he can kidnap some or if he is one of the fu.ckers.

sjeezy8:
wow one of the few kidnapping stories about a western state.

its too late the SS/SE HAVE BEEN DUBBED THE KINGS OF BOMBING AND KIDNAPPING INCLUDING HUMAN SACRIFICE OF WOMEN.

Keep on yapping. . . Until we drive you to Warri to see our red eyed crocodiles.