₦airaland Forum

Ipledge:
i get you...but I have fake accent

Wow! It's cool. Just be very good at it

Monstertrucks:
No, I'm a liar. I want you to listen to it and get mad at me

Seriously? No, you are not a liar

Ipledge:
Ooh,

Okay! Before I make a fool of myself, I just realized I might have repeated the same thing you wrote. By Caucasian, I was referring to the English speaking ones

vanen2:
I forced myself as a teenager to speak like the Americans do and now, it's part of me. I do not speak to impress ladies. I do not have a girlfriend as well. One thing I've noticed is that when you pronounce words in the right manner, you sound like an American to some extent. Check out how these words are supposed to be pronounced and see: Later, paper, data, comfortable, vegetable, restaurant, water etc

Yours is quite different from doing it overnight just to impress a lady. i'm also working on mine. Annoying part is they don't get to pronounce the words correctly and in the end they don't only make a fool themselves but of the person at the receiving end whom they initially set out to impress.

No.4 could be because of the need to concentrate on the msg. I do that sometimes cos I don't want to be distracted based on the nature of the msg.

Ipledge:
cant get u

Caucasian can be used as a general name for the whites

DukeNija:
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD B4 I VOMITTTTT

Where should I go to?

MrCork:
...STORY!!.....sweeery, are u light skin gadeeeemit??....Simple *Yes* or simple Motherf*****ing *No*?? pleased advise!!

Sorry, dear. My complexion is totally out of place here. If you must know, you need to tell me why you want to know

Ipledge:
is not easy to fake caucatian accent because the caucatian have different accent,the Britons are different from the Irish,different from Russians,even New York accent different from Dakota accent

US of a person White, being a white person. Copied and paste that from a dictionary

MrCork:
^^^attttitude...and then they complian they cant find man on nairaland.....

..sweery did I ask u for story? I ask if u waz lighy skin..pirrrriod!!

Honey, I can't become a nonentity just because I need a man on nairaland plus, I'm not complaining, never complained as nd won't complain cos I'm not searching. It's his job to search.

Monstertrucks:
Why don't we give that a Try!

Don't worry. I'm sure you don't fake your accent

MrCork:
...Bintu...are u light skin?

What has my complexion got to do with this thread?

Monstertrucks:
So you mean if I called you, you get angry because My accent is really not a nigerian's??

I would be really irked if I realize you are faking it

Ipledge:
will you say yes if I woo you with my ijesa accent?

If that's the way you talk for real, you can try. But I would need to like you first. By changing of accent, I meant trying to copy the Caucasians

Wonderlands:
20mins is warm up, atleast 45-1hr max of sex is okay,

Wow! O boy!
you should start with 20 and maintain if for a while then increase the duration gradually. Come down to her level and gradually take her to your level but make sure you marry her.

Anybody ever tried drinking water from the medium size jerycan and have a mighty lizard accompany the first gulp of water into your mouth with it's head in your mouth and the other body outside wriggling very hard to get out of your mouth?

echobee:
Ops,is a german machine

Lol... I no wan laugh, abeg

Mimienudles:
Really annoying especially, when it clear that they faking. Even if I liked the guy, I'd just dislike him instantly

It's more annoying when somewhere in between the conversation, his real accent keeps popping up

She should see a doctor. Gynecologist, maybe


20-30 minutes of sex? Isn't that too much?

Changing your accent. It's annoying.

dahreyM:
primary sch kids kon dey toast u abi?#SMILES

Lolest. That would be outrageous

dahreyM:
i knw it doesn't apply to all ladies. xo wah made u go bk to fixing?

Change of look. I was looking way too much like a child

dahreyM:
m sorry too for using ugly instead of less beautiful.

But you are wrong about that. I used to be on low cut and it only made me look younger than I really am coupled with my small stature

dahreyM:
c'mon i didn't xay u r ugly, u r extremely beautiful. i wz jez trying to say u wish u can av a low hair cut lyk men do bt if u try it, dats wen u ll appear to be less beautiful. most ladies r nt dat pretty wen they r on a low cut. y will i call u ugly? u r beautiful..

Awwwww! Sorry, but this was not the message I got

dahreyM:
u wish u cn av a low cut buh if u try it ehn ur UGLIness nor be here@ur Dp.

At least, I'm not ashamed of my appearance. As ugly as you think I'm, I still have my picture there yet handsome you have got nothing to show.





Ugliness, my dear, is not an offence, neither is it a disease. God made me just the way he wants me. If you find my appearance offensive, challenge him.

Cool! I've always been wondering what opening my mouth wide and making that funny sound does to my body.

I always steal the cloth to avoid things like this.

It's really disgusting

bakila:
Don't be surprised that Baba will win that fight. Old soldier things will be in use at that duel.

Old soldiers things or voodoo?
I don't care who wins. Those two are disgrace to Nigeria. Infant, all our politicians are.

I just wish on that day, no one would go out to vote anyone. That way they would know we reject every one of them.

Oh yeah! No. 7 is so on point.
But, I disagree with 4 and 5.

bakila:
Hahahhha. With hand Abi mouth?

With their hands and legs. Even if they want to use their head or teeth, no problem.

We really need to organize a fighting ground for these two and invite them over to see who would beat who. That way, each of them would know his place and this noise would stop.
Mtcheeeeeew! Old fools!