₦airaland Forum

HFOG:
Can't help it sweet baby. How could you be measuring your diet when there's more than enough? :-(

I'm watching my height

LadyBoss1:
Im good I just dey here dey hussle lol

Hows u .. U just dey pop in n out sha

I'm fine o. How I go do. everything just get as e be jare.

Johnnoah1st:
like i said eairlier on dis post, i will only blame d high rocks and trees u climb b4 getting network service on ur phone u are using to browse, if not u village ekiti boys and girls wont have d capability,audencity and the liver to quote me.

I see it's not about the OP.

You seem to have lots of bitterness and animosity towards indigenes of Ekiti state in you and the OP did a good job by giving you the avenue to erupt. Hmmmm... i can only pray you get healed before you get consumed by the bile in you.

lest I forget, it's Ekiti not ekiti, it's audacity and earlier, not the crap you wrote up there. I want to believe you are not dull but hatred and the zeal to insult didn't allow you proof read your work.

hehehehehe... you can do better than this. If you want to insult someone, pls, do it right...make it flawless.

kaboninc:
Parryy?

Wey HFOG wan keee me for here?

I gave Specialist900 what I got for you. Hasn't he given you? I thought he drove down to meet you.

I'm yet to travel na

LadyBoss1:
Beam beam bawo ni Omo to bad

lol... my bad na child's play for where you dey na. *in wizkid's voice* 'you badder gan'
I'm fine o. And you? How is work?

HFOG:
*falls down from...* MizMyColi pls help me.

Don't fall, pls.

Specialist900:
na wa o. Meaning I'll have to make the journey again

Awwwww...

So you still in Kwara state?
Where in Kwara if I may ask...


And did you pass through Ido-Ekiti to Kwara?

Kbs468:
oh did I? Dats certainly a beautiful name. Hope u wouldnt mind me callin u daat

By all means. So long it always carry a capital letter B

iykebest1:
pls hibernate no more.. How was ur day?

It was fine. Although, there was nothing unusual.

Yours?

HFOG:
Alright darling. You're safe and that's what matters. Have you had dinner?

ehn. I ate 25 table spoon of rice and I drank 50cl of water

Johnnoah1st:
I HEARD COMMON SENSE is so scarce in EKITI dis days, but guess wat? i doubt d intergrity of d news, BUT U JUST CONFIRM TO ME THAT THE NEWS IS TRUE.

I'm trying really hard not to insult you.

If this comment of yours is a product of common sense, I'd prefer to be without common sense.

HFOG:
Very fine my dear. It's been raining. How's yours?

It rained here this evening as well. The weekend is just like every other weekend. nothing special

MizMyColi:
Not bad. How's yours?
Be safe o

Very normal.
I sure will, Thanks

Specialist900:
all the junction for ekiti na so i dey stop dey find you sotey I lodge for ekiti yesterday

Sweetheart, I never said I was traveling. I only said that I would be away for a while


So sorry, dear

Teempakguy:
It was the truth and I had to say it.

Thank you jare.
You are a darling

Stancity:
Happy Hibernation... Bye!!

chai! I didn't hibernate o... Just been offline for a while

MizMyColi:
Welcome dear. How was your trip?
Caseless and Alezy are AWOL...as usual.

These two can so disappear ehn...
I'm yet to make the journey o. would have traveled this weekend but something came up.
Good evening. how is the weekend?

kaboninc:
Oh sweerry.

Welcome dear. How is Ekiti?

I organised a parrry here. You were missed. Specialist900 was just being displaying infidelity....

How was your trip?

Is it that there was no network in Ekiti?

lol... I still dey Jos o.

Abeg, anything remain from the parry

Kbs468:
Amen Bimbo

See as you just write out my name

HFOG:
Enjoy. You do deserve more than that dear. Anything for you.

Thanks, momma. how's the evening?

Teempakguy:
The day I FTC on tosyne2much thread, it means that witch in my father's village has finally died.

In other news,

Ladies who are not interested in you WILL not allow you to enjoy your chats with her. Women are just like that. But then, I think we men are partially causative agents. I once seized a girl's phone because she was just chatting when I was talking to her. And I looked at her chatting history. Most were wooing her. Others were asking her if she had eaten or drank water.
Only one guy totally nailed it. They way he chats sef, she was the one that initiated the current chat.

So, it's pretty easy to understand all of these when you looks at it from the female perspective. Guys are the most boring sometimes.

Gosh! only if there was any way to hug you right now, I really wouldn't mind giving you a big hug.

MizMyColi and Kaboninc, I hail o

where is Caseless and Alezy

HFOG:
You're always welcome, sweetheart. Missed you more. Good hearing your voice.

Thanks for the call.

I'm still smiling, grinning and blushing o

Specialist900:
you abi? I dey quarrel with you

What I do, honey

Evening, beautiful people.
Thanks for all the mentions. To those who celebrated Sallah, may Allah bless you and yours richly.
May the good Lord keep us all till November and beyond November.
Peace!

Evening, guys
plenty mentions... couldn't even read all my mentions.
I missed you all.

faith551:
A lot to find them, I've met Nneka123 in my dreams, met Twaci ones in a trance, I think I also saw beamborla once in a revelation

lol... What type of revelation, pls.

You saw me as the C.E.O of one big farm like that, right?

kaboninc:
You sef wan gas the Kabo Snoop?
Oya...come nau

lol... I'm only trying to help a friend na

kaboninc:
Lol....
Tell me the truth joor...

is it that bad

francizy:
Good one.. Kabo Snoop. Oya come collect yah oxygen..

Make it snappy lemme lay bombom on you.

kaboninc:
Lol. Am serious joor.

What did you study in school and forgive me if you've told me before now.

Yoruba education

Truckpusher:
But you still won't get the satisfaction.

Seeing you battered and helpless is enough satisfaction.