₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
Woman , be careful for what you wish for.

Truckpusher:
Woman , be careful for what you wish for.

mystage:
Hahahahahaha. e knws me ke. i gat no father or mother or frnd, etc on nairaland. am here as an orphan. so hw did he knw me as u just claimed? well,..i dnt knw if u re following me on nairaland, bt if u re nd dats hw u came up wit ur reasoning, then i gat tel u dey re all for fun and ntin else. so am just trying to check my wooin skils to knw if am stil gud at wooing, bcus d last time i woo/toast a lady was like year 2012. bt i cant say same if am nt serious or nt abt urs sha, urs is 50/50 serious and for fun. i can only bcum 100% serious after i must hv seen d face behind "beamborla"(definately nt here on nairaland bt mayb fb, etc) so dat i dnt end up wit my mother's mate.

mystage:
Me nor knw for u and d guy o,.lolz. dats d exact word "toast" the guy used instead of "woo". i repeated d word he used so dat it doesnt luk like am sayin a diff tin frm wat d guy said. #VirginsDontLie

Johnnoah1st:
WAT DO U MEAN? now let me get something straight into ur head, do u knw wat i mean by private jet? oh! u tink its city name 4 horse? no! u knw d car i got? am talking about about, bently,ferrari,bugatti, oh! i 4got u dont knw all dis i mention cus horse is d fastest means of transportation in Ekiti, but seriously take me as ur friend and i will take u round to show u wat we got in city and wat a city luk like.

mystage:
kul. did u read wat a guy said on dis tread? dat my toasting is d best he has ever come across on nairaland, meaning the way am toasting u is d best. do u agree wit him?

mystage:
splendid. just mtn dat want me to report them to the new dss and efcc for persecution over bad netwrk.

mystage:
Hmmm. NW I gat a settled heart. Xup wit u?

Specialist900:
I'm already sad. Well, since I'm after your welfare I'll bid you goodnight

kaboninc:
Specialist, wharris your problem with me nau? Ehh?

I chased Beamborla, you say na you get am. I chase elanTraceey, you say na only you get am before one loksman come show.

Now I put heye for Luxanne, you still wan collobi am? Na why you be Specialist? Specialist of Collobi?

Allow me to settle down nau! Please!

Tenks.


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Good evening to those mention and those not and every beautiful lady and handsome gentlemen.

Cc: MizMyColi, HFOG, dearPreye, Francizy, lynTiffany (where have you been? Did Francis lock you in one hut like that ), Barcanista, Alexy, why not that Ruth, Sarah (don't know the correct moniker), kinglekan, AgapeCharis, TheSonofMark, and every every.

Specialist900:
I remembered the day we go there and saw no fan we were like what kind of village that was. When we slept and woke up the next day none of us asked of fan again. From the start of service till the end none of us bought a fan. At night if you see how we search for all openings to block cos of cold ehn.

Nuff said

Truckpusher:
Na im make you keep face like woman wey mess for public bus so?

luxanne:
@
Beamborla,

Good evening dear and thanks for the shout out

Trust your day was aii.

MizMyColi:
Beamborla dear!
I'm here o o
I busy gan today.
I'm never too busy for NL, but trust me, today own get K-leg

kinglekan:

Sirniyeh don kill me with laugh ooo!! I would quote you when one of our stand up comedians uses this.



This piece is so true and very annoying, partly one of the reasons I discarded my MTN SIM, what on God's green earth is wrong with their marketing peeps?

Sending text messages like oaf's
At some point when I still had my MTN SIM in my phone I had to place my smart phone on silent. The incessant text messaging can make one smash the phone angrily on the floor.

Empty HEN enough of the annoying messages. Stop spamming your subscribers with irrelevant messages.

Make una con talk una own oooo

Caseless:

Specialist900:
some of its villages are cold hun, like iloro where I stayed. Believe me when I say it was cold. Most houses there don't have fans. Tho I'm not comparing it to Jos cold.


I've been to Jos na number of times tho I've not slept there

Truckpusher:
Thief ,I dun catch you finish.

Johnnoah1st:
she is d mod here huh? dear, i got cash, i got swag, i got cars, i got my own private jet, wit gud luk, babe accept my proposal now and we gonna do our wedding in the moon.

amosade30:
hmmm....au wz ya 9t?

mystage:
ALL or Me?

Truckpusher:
No lele.

Johnnoah1st:
seriously, bimbo, i like ur name, can i take u to d alter?

Truckpusher:
Bia , mind ya language o.
Pushing what again?

Truckpusher:
Of course I already knew you were lying .

Truckpusher:
Prove it then.

Truckpusher:
Hehe......missed me small? I doubt you.

Johnnoah1st:
Wat? u have been to jos? OMG, how do u do it? do dey have cars in ekiti? i guess u trek.

elantraceey:
Thanks a bunch . Good morning, lolz IT has nothing to do with it o , I don't know sha