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Career / Re: Remote Work: Any Hope For Non-Tech Nigerians? by Beautifulemi(f): 2:07pm On Jul 26, 2022
chatinent:
I go use pidgin. No vex.
Thank you. I gained knowledge.
True true, time go reach when administrative work go disappear unto say AI go take over. The takeover is already in place.

Tech is the future.

And e dey easy to learn now because na the basics. Soon, it will be expensive because of the demands.

But what I think?
It will always look difficult if we keep calling it technology. Technology is actually that skill everyone has. My dummy thoughts tho.

Did a voice over as an amateur for an Indian couple and they were wanting more. And I am like..with this my yeye voice? Hehe.

Tried virtual assistance..with a faster speed rate of delivering 10k words in a day. Employer asked how I did it. I no tell am. That's my secret...pay me.

Opened a website for a man running a candy shop in 20minutes, designed and functional. Dude was all surprised. First guy charged him $4000 for 3 weeks. I charged $2k for few minutes. You can guess the rest. No bi say I sabi pass the first person, no. But I only learn things with AI these days...it just makes works easier.

For instance, there's a tool to do everything you do in an office for a week in minutes. What's really the need visiting? You snap the paper, it converts to Word. It computes..provides options for charts and many more. Then why do humans suffer?

So I used to draw when I was lil. Like I draw well. But later, I found one tool where you put the original picture and it paints it like hand drawn. What I do, I freelanced with it. You can hardly tell... My secret? Simple tool! Faster delivery!


Everybody has a skill. Try doing the lil graphic design you know...it's money.

Even if na only pidgin you sabi translate to, visit sites and offer to translate their webpages to Nigerian pidgin. They may not pay you at first...yeah, work as an intern. They will add you to translation team. Na CV bi that for next paying jobs.

I'm proud to say I am a contributor and developer at Google. Oya ask me what I did. Na just to do survey and review. Offered to translate too. grin No bi say I kuma do anything self. But that batch that year, I was enlisted as a contributor. But you needed to see how I boosted with “Developer at Google” during my Fiverr days.

Same with Wikipedia. I helped edited some profile. My name enter team from Nigeria that year. grin It was in my freelance CV, trust me.

I'm sorry but I like money... genuine money tho.

Just do it write and yes, boost about it in your CV.

Everyone has a skill.

I know of a dude online who says he has no skill..but he sends potatoes as love notes to emotionally depressed folks. Dude is a freaking millionaire.


I believe every skill is technical. You just need to know to apply it to meet the audience.


So many ways to make money..but it requires consistency.


Did I forget? I think the analogue age hasn't really passed so far we remain a developing country.

So cashing out it easy until tomorrow.

I no dey too webinar again...pay me N100k make I put skill into you. Trust me, e no go affect your normal jobs.
Family / Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors Husband by Beautifulemi(f): 7:52am On Nov 26, 2021
Please pack out of the apartment, don't destroy someone's home.
Family / Re: Nigerian Couple Celebrate 60th Wedding Anniversary (photos) by Beautifulemi(f): 1:59am On Oct 15, 2021
I love love�especially love with happy endings.
Forever to go for you both.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by Beautifulemi(f): 11:45am On Oct 05, 2021
Congratulations to him. Funny how people who do well in their academics aren't celebrated like this
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Without Social Media - The Top 11 Things That Will Happen by Beautifulemi(f): 12:19am On Oct 05, 2021
Funny enough, you are right. The world has really evolved around social media

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Phones / Re: Instagram, Facebook, Whatsapp Down. Stay At Home Tonight For Security Reasons. by Beautifulemi(f): 11:37pm On Oct 04, 2021
SonofGod231:

The same internet and telecoms Zamfara and Kastina state shutdown for security reasons.
I know, you think the world revolves around you social media fanatics.

As I take turn social media fanatic now��‍♀️��‍♀️��‍♀️
Phones / Re: Twitter Is Down Too! Unable To Load Tweets (Photos) by Beautifulemi(f): 10:56pm On Oct 04, 2021
What exactly is happening? Is the world coming to an end

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Phones / Re: Facebook, WhatsApp Instagram Outage: What Are You Currently Doing On Your Phone? by Beautifulemi(f): 10:54pm On Oct 04, 2021
I remembered naira land today��and discovered that I haven't even been logged in all this while. I couldn't even remember my password and username , had to reset my password. Facebook and WhatsApp had really split me. It was my office.

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Phones / Re: Instagram, Facebook, Whatsapp Down. Stay At Home Tonight For Security Reasons. by Beautifulemi(f): 10:51pm On Oct 04, 2021
Yes oh. You are totally right. I was thinking in same direction too.
Properties / Re: How Do We Eject These Stubborn Tenants In Lagos? by Beautifulemi(f): 2:51pm On Jan 08, 2020
meum:
Remove the roof. Call it renovation. grin
I swear, this one is the best to do.

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Nairaland / General / Unity Bank Ineptitude by Beautifulemi(f): 9:36am On Jan 05, 2018
Unity bank is so incompetent that I regret opening an account with them. I was forced to open the account as a Corp member in the orientation camp, ever since then I have not had access to their account. Their mobile app is not accessible, they put a transaction limit without one's knowledge, they deduct one's money at will. Please, am I the only one in this problem?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by Beautifulemi(f): 7:18pm On Dec 28, 2017
Please, I just finished my service year. what's the test about? Please I need all the info I can get. Here's my mail: emiiaitoje@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thanks Nairaland : I Finally Didn't Get A Job In 2017 But I Learnt Alot by Beautifulemi(f): 7:10pm On Dec 28, 2017
Nice point. but number 8 and 9 is contradicting.

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Religion / Re: Happy International Day Of The Bible: Share Your Favorite Bible Quote by Beautifulemi(f): 11:05am On Nov 12, 2017
Matthew 18:18:
And so I tell all of you: What you prohibit on earth will be prohibited on heaven and what you permit on earth will be permitted in heaven.
Jeremiah 32:7
I am the Lord, the God of the whole human race. Nothing is too difficult for me.
Career / Re: How To Maintain Discipline At Work Place by Beautifulemi(f): 7:17am On Sep 21, 2017
I'm in love with the quote "No man is fit to command another if he cannot command himself"
In as much as we need discipline in the work place, let us always try to treat our employees as humans and not as slaves. Ask yourself if such treatment isn't good for you, then don't melt it on someone's else.

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Webmasters / Re: Any Premium Wordpress, Joomla, Magento, HTML Theme For Just 1K - Get 1 Free by Beautifulemi(f): 11:49am On Aug 13, 2017
Pixeldesign:

Blogger.com is a good place for you to start then. Its free (unless you need a more personalised domain name)... Just create a blog and choose a preferred template and start blogging.
But if you need a more captivating and pro design and layout, that's where we come in.
Okay. Thanks so very much. I'd check it out.
Webmasters / Re: Any Premium Wordpress, Joomla, Magento, HTML Theme For Just 1K - Get 1 Free by Beautifulemi(f): 9:52am On Aug 12, 2017
Pixeldesign:

Do you know how to go about creating a blog?
No, I can't say I know much. But I have a great writing skills and I'd want to improve on it through blogging.
Family / Re: You Want To Have Sex With Your Wife & She Is Pressing Her Phone (Photo) by Beautifulemi(f): 9:46am On Aug 12, 2017
Wait oh, why are we sounding like is an insult for the woman to be pressing her phone on the bed. If na the man de press phone, nor be insult abi?
its a simple thing, all the man needs to do is to touch the wife in the right places, arouse her and the phone would drop on its own. This can't be achieved except there are issues that needs to be resolved.
Webmasters / Re: Any Premium Wordpress, Joomla, Magento, HTML Theme For Just 1K - Get 1 Free by Beautifulemi(f): 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2017
Okay, I guess this is the right place. Good evening all, I have been longing to own a blog where I can talk about almost anything in the world. I really don't know how to go about it. So, please I am looking forward to positive responses and guide from the professionals.
Politics / Re: Groups Gifts Obiano N12.5 Million For Anambra 2017 Election Form - Pictures by Beautifulemi(f): 10:23pm On Aug 07, 2017
Wait oh! Nor be this Anambra na them for kill people inside church yesterday? This group nor fit go pay the hospital bills? The Governor nor fit postpone this visit to another time just to mourn those people? God, what's happening to the people you created? Why are they so self centred? #MisplacedPriorities#
Religion / Re: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by Beautifulemi(f): 4:48pm On Aug 06, 2017
This is really terrible. You come to the house of God to kill his very own? You have not only succeeded in gaining condemnation but you have placed an everlasting curse on your generation and their generation to come. May the perpetrators of this deadly act never go unpunished. May all they lay their hand on from now henceforth bring curse upon curse to them. May the sun burn them, may the rain burn them still, may the food they take kill them as well. Expose them Lord from wherever corners they have hidden. Dearest Lord may their souls and the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of God rest in peace. Amen. Grant consolation to their family oh Lord.

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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Attack Ojobo, Delta Community. Inflict Injuries On Villagers (Graphic) by Beautifulemi(f): 1:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
This is too bad now. Why would one butcher a fellow human being like this? This is man's inhumanity to man oh.
Family / Re: Man Impregnates His Sister-In-Law In Nasarawa by Beautifulemi(f): 12:03pm On Jul 30, 2017
What's wrong it's wrong, no matter how we try to paint it and give it names or relate it with Bible stories. What on earth would make her sleep unclad in the sitting room during the day without locking the door? Why would she comfortably sleep with her sister's husband without any iota of guilt, someone who brought you from the village, ensured you secured admission and ensuring that you have the best in life. Why can't the husband come in to the sitting room and wake her up to wear her clothes? If he desperately needed a child, then he should have informed his wife of getting a second wife and not bleeping her younger sister. It's called betrayal.

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Romance / Re: Things You Need To Accept In Your Relationship To Be Happy by Beautifulemi(f): 7:41pm On Jul 18, 2017
dljbd1:
What is PMS?
Pre- Menstrual Syndrome
Romance / Re: Things You Need To Accept In Your Relationship To Be Happy by Beautifulemi(f): 7:40pm On Jul 18, 2017
dljbd1:
What is PMS?
Pre- Menstrual Syndrome
Crime / Re: "I’ve Always Been Raped By My Stepfather Since I Was 10" - 14 Year Old Girl by Beautifulemi(f): 5:14pm On Jul 15, 2017
God... What the hell is wrong with these men.Why can't they keep their pencils in their school bag? Why would a man sleep with his own daughter(step or adopted)
Our women need to be careful and observant. Do not keep silent when you notice something like this, it's a no no thing.

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Family / Re: Married Man Begging His Wife's Friend Sex Exposed (Photos) by Beautifulemi(f): 4:57pm On Jul 15, 2017
You can imagine? I am so appalled at his statement ",My wife knows better than to leave". These are the things women go through in order to keep our home.It's only a Proverbs 31 woman that can keep a home. Lord please help us curb these men and put their pencils or banana in check.
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo & His Eldest Daughter Pictured Together by Beautifulemi(f): 6:44pm On Jul 14, 2017
God is indeed great. He does His things in a miraculous way, He makes the impossible possible and turn our negativity into positivity. All we need to do is wait on Him and trust in Him completely. He's too faithful to fail.

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Health / Re: My Wife Has Pregnancy Symptoms But Not Pregnant, What Could Be Wrong With Her? by Beautifulemi(f): 7:50pm On Jul 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Before I give my diverse suggestions,

Have you asked yourself the question I want to ask you?
For the 3years you were away from her...who serviced her?
Are you trying to tell me for the 3years nobody treated her sores?
I really doubt that.

Some tribe's deities frown against wife-adultery and offenders are punished with childlessness.
This could be the spiritual cause.

Anxiety could also be a factor....when you are so eager for something; it rarely happens and once you take it off your mind, it comes naturally.
This could be the psychological cause.

It could also be the Lord seeing your future and helping you plan. The country is in a recession, don't you think one child is good enough?
Some people don't even have any. You have one yet you are complaining.
This could be the economical cause.

When you were away from the country were you promiscuous? It's possibly you were and contracted an STI that has made you sterile.
Or you were very rough and have used up your own 15litres of Semen.
This could be the biological and physiological cause.

You can only be sure via one way.
Get a sidechick and see if you are still fertile.
Or get a trusted ally to sleep with your wife when she is most fertile..(the day her 'egg white' is transparent and most stretchy)
Either way, you'd have another child.

What's the fuss anyway? If you're so desperate, you can go to an orphanage and adopt a baby or ask your wife to visit a baby factory at Umungasi in Abia.
This is the logical option.
I must commend your write up. You weighed it on every option possible. Let them just be prayerful, it will happen at the right time.

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Family / Re: I Prayed For Him To Die! - Mother With Autistic Child (Photos) by Beautifulemi(f): 10:24pm On Jun 26, 2017
This is beautiful. Numbers 11:23 says: Is there a limit to my power?
I am in love with the quote where she said: Don't hide your shame if God has not hidden it. We need to know that if there's a man to pray, there's a God to answer.
Crime / Re: Man Drives 3-inch Nail Into Nephew’s Skull For Stealing N500 (photo) by Beautifulemi(f): 4:00pm On Jun 19, 2017
Ahhhh. People are wicked. They have got no conscience. How can one put a nail into the head of a fellow human being? How can you treat your brother's child like this? Words have failed me to use in causing you. Its my prayer that you reap the fruits of labour. May the soul of his parents continue to taunt you wherever you go. May you not find peace during the day and at night.
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Who Intentionally Shuts Down Wife In Front Of Their Kids Changes by Beautifulemi(f): 4:13pm On Jun 18, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
He is simply a woman wrapper who hasn't learnt how manipulative women are...


Before he will know it, he will be corked inside a bottle.
Wait, I don't get you. He's a woman wrapper because he sees his wife as his team mate and partner, right? He's a woman wrapper because he has decided to train his kids in the right way? What would you have preferred? You want him to be a Major who pushes everyone around and doesn't seek his wife's consent before decisions are carried out right?

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