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shame no dey let ashawo talk wetin she see for junction,

oya wey all d men o, come out and confess

adaobi123: That's far.

I'll stick with my 4 for £1

No oooo e no far, find am go plantain na Gold!!

coogar: that made me laugh.....aunty coogar or grandpa coogar?




CC is not into money transfer o - i was just yanking her chain. she owns 50% tesco and 32% sainsburys though!

So coogar na man??

My chains were trully yanked,

Now u know whho to call wen u wan send lace money to mumcy dis month end

I bet d movie is going to be very heart felt, any one did movie "APPLE" staring chukwuka and

Siena: Lol...you're being ripped-off. I get 5 for £1. And I generally pick up the siamese plantains. They count as 1, as you can't seperate them. So when available, I get 10 for £1.

Na plantain lecture be dis? Na wa o

r231: Calculate my transactions first and pay my 10% commission

The offer is new na, henceforth quote ur ref n u will get ur 10% u trust me na, u be my personal person I go look after u

coogar: i would rather use chaircover. she goes to nigeria 250 times in a year. cash hand-delivered to any state in the south west nigeria. no commission, no dodgy rates, no argument.

Aunty coogar, u harsh o, my rates are not dodgy, me too no get arguement( I have references frm Nlanders dat have used my service) I do collect commission just like every other agent in town. Try me first then review my service.

I didn't know CC was into money transfer o, me n her get gist be dat o

r231: You owe me a lot of 10% commission ooo madam

Brossss, na u be my boss o, help me tell these pple wat they are missing

f4flakes: Do you also do from Nigeria to the Uk?

Yes o, I do

Pls o, if person tell u say dem need to send money to nigeria quick quick, wat will u tell them??

A, western union

B.money gram

C. Best rate services.

ANSWER: C, best rate offers the highest rate and Quickest money transfer service. Open 24/7, money in ur acc within 1hr or less.

Email: bekis@hotmail.co.uk

Call: 0750 690 4256, ur nairaland ref is mama Martin. 10% off commission wit ur ref.

steph7: down in Coventry, I get my plantain for 3 for one pound on weekends, 4 for one pound on weekdays ( the man I buy from always adds one extra for me when his madam isn't around )

Babe make sure say u no go pay for dat plantain by barter o

American wonder, God is wit u dear xx

Pls where did she get dat accent, I was shocked wen she started speaking.

Pple no dey learn

Nothing new

Business as usual in nigeria

Pls can some one help?? Wats dat accent she has? Is dat American, sounded like liberia to me.

Where r all the 9ja brits, even if kpali no dey no wahala. I no be IMIGI, no thing to fear

honey86: Temporarily UK based. Will be out of here (thank God) in a few months.

Madam honey, tnk u, na wetin carry u come?? And wetin dey pursue u go?

It died due to bad customer service,

I went to the one at maryland in Lagos, asked for cold water, the girl refused to serve me becos I don't have change.

She was so rude, I didn't even care I was too thirsty to mind the insult, she said I shud go look for change before she wud serve me,

God bless this young beautiful pregnant girl that paid for the water with her change.

Its shocking rate is so high, is dis gud fo nigeria?? has this new sanusi law made our country worse.


while we are at, i do money transfer, i can do it right now, money will be in the acct in the next five minutes,

joing the nairalanders dat are enfoying my service.

check my profile for my contact,

(London accent)hi peeps, this is calling all uk based nairalanders to show themselves here,

we need to know each other (not personally o ) so that other nairalanders can ask questions and seek advice on how to access services or other problems they might.

united we stand!!

come on now, don't be shy


see ya

P.s: dnt forget to email me wen sending money to 9ja or receiving money o, best rate, best service, bekis@hotmail.co.uk

Codedeben: Supermaster is the best. You don't need to buy it from there. Just come to my showroom in Alaba, I'll get you the one you'll forever thank me for. I have a rechargeable ACs too and it comes in different Hps. I guess you must have added weight from the last time we saw each other so 2HP would be ideal for you.






Ehnnnn? You said how much? Nne, what are friends for. Don't sweat it, just buy me iphone 5 and you'll have everything already installed before your arrival.

Deal?

Wishing you safe journey ahead.

NB:
Do not forget to save enough money for fuel. Yes! You'll need it for your generator cos I can bet you may never experience power supply throughout your stay here.

Ehh, oga r u calling me fat ?

Bro I can't come to ur shop, if u want to help me just tell me d brand to buy and how much I need to pay.

Na Benin I dey go so I may need to buy there

chaircover: LOL you are better off investing in a gen and a jerrycan

Actually the power supply is much better now, just pray that you dont have transformer problems in your area.
Light bulbs I take with me becasue the naija ones tend to blow quite easily due to power fluctuations
also take with you a number of surge protector extension cables. abeg sista invest in the better quality ones so that your laptop and phone charger does not fry

When I go, I tend to take some essentials with me cos I like an easy life

this is what I can remember . . .

Salt . . yes our salt is different and if you want the same flavour take our salt
Toilet Roll
Kitchen Roll
Sunflower oil
matches
Rice - I use Sella basmati
Washing powder
Margarine/butter (just freeze before you go and before you leave for the airport put it in a freezer bag)
I also take kitchen cleaner and bleach and black rubbish bags

i take other things depending on how much luggage allowance I have

Have a safe trip and enjoy

Lol, Auntie chair cover, e be like say u dey carry the house follow body o, I only have 2 bags( 23) each and a hand luggage. I no get money to pay for extra.

Na the heat and darkness dey fear me

I don buy for pple so Tay I no even get money to waka for house.

But I must carry water purifier, lots of pants ( thrush is not my friend) sanitary pads, womanliness soap and some painkillers.

pls pple, am going to Nigeria this month,

am so scared of the heat and want to buy rechargeable fan.
my question is which is the best fan to buy?

which have u tried and wats is ur opinion on it.

my pple am back o,

still need pounds and I also transfer money from uk to 9ja.

nnecar: Hope u ve learnt ur lesson?

my deaaar, yes o

atleast I spend more time wit my oga and pikins
but I miss all the madness wey dey happen here

dear mukina2, I will like to tnk u for unbanning me but, dis ur jungle justice na wa o, u didn't even give me an opportunity to defend myself before u sentenced me.

I been dey vex o, but I don rest.
GOD DEY

Naira to pounds,
Pounds to naira,

bekis@hotmail.co.uk