₦airaland Forum

BigYash:
That woman husband suppose carry like two guys wen get strong head follow body.. That guy face suppose don change form,from slaps wen he go dey collect. One of the slaps for fit make he preek comot sef . The husband no be guy man

If you are wise, you do not need to fight your fellow man because of such woman. You might loose your life. Just thank your God and throw the animal away. Because such women
are animal.

yarimo:
This is Nigeria next president

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Meter. Thanks

Please experience fish farmers in the house. How many juvenile can you stock in a 70 by 40 earth pond if you are targeting 1kg or max 1.5kg.Please i need contributions. Thanks

CoronaVirusRelo:
Some should tell them the truth that, they are advocating for a political minion who stands No chance!

That even if elections were conducted 10X, he won’t still emerge has winner.

One can also use Davido, which I believe they know, as a typical example for them to know how unpopular Peter is. Davido is more popular, and has better chances of becoming Nigeria’s president, than the minion that they holding his banner!

Ignorance at its peak!

Do really enjoy the life you are living today as a Nigerian? Are you comfortable with what is going on as a Nigerian? Do you want us to support these old and wicked politicians? You saw light and you still want to embrace darkness. Even if they are paying you to support them ,think about millions of innocent Nigerians that are dying and suffering daily because of these old and heartless politicians. We saw light and you still want to follow darkness. What is wrong with us? You can help to make Peter obi popular.

Great man. May God bless and keep you for us.

ModestGal:
I'm in Oyo now. And the stories we hear is very troubling. They still kidnapped one person this morning in Oyo town. Be careful bro

I have changed my mind. I wont be coming to Oyo again. I will be going to Akwa ibom. I dont have money for ransom. Uyo is a very nice and secured place. I have already booked hotel online in uyo. Thank you and God bless you.

ModestGal:
They will soon kidnap you. You better use google

I understand you. And that is why i need different names then i will choose one. I have use google but the ones i am seeing is above 50k. I no get that kind money

dawnomike:
Rendevouz, akinola maja street, just after Bayse One @ Jericho

Thank you. I still need more names.

I need a hotel in ibadan which is good. Below are the things i am looking at: 1. Power supply atleast 23hours 2. Security and 3. Price is from 15k to 20k. Please let me know the area and prices. Thank you.

PlayMaker14:
I hereby ordain you as a FULL GROWN SIMP.


Damn, you're a complete weakling.

My brother, sometimes i keep wondering what has gone wrong with some men. Op, if you are my brother i will surely disown you, because it is obvious you are not a man. Look at how the person you called your wife is manipulating you. And the best you can do is to come crying and seeking for our advice. God forbid!!!!

i am a very patient person. I hardly complain about any issue. The way Shariff treated me was very bad. If my order was big he will not waste time to reply the message. Even till now he has not replied my message on watsapp. But he will have time to reply me on nairaland. Starting a business is easy but contuinity is where the problem is. I have gotten the goods from another person. I wish you well

Good afternoon Shariff. Is this the way you ignore people who are contacting you? Please always remember that your small customer today can become your very big customer tomorrow. You will not have time to reply your watsapp message but you will have time to reply the person on nairaland.It is well. Have a nice day

Who does not know that arise tv is owned by pdp. Abati gets his monthly salary from pdp. Wheather they like it or not obi is our choice.

Shariff , you saw my message on watsapp since morning and just kept quite.

Ruben Abati is a pdp man. He is working for pdp. Arise tv is working for pdp

Thank you Mr Shariff. I love what you are doing here. Please keep it up. We will do business very soon.

Hello Shariff, can i get this PICS bags from you?

Righteousness2:
Death toll is now 120.

Pure deliberate satanic Orchestration and Sacrifice !

Halloween 'Opens Demonic Doors'
It is a satanic orchestration.
Don't be a spiritual Mugu! They will join you to their sacrifice

My brother it is terrible. When you talk they will say you dont have common sense. Some of my friends came and ask me to go with them and i asked them to explain to me the meaning of halloween. It is very bad that we do follow the crowd must times. I am in South korea, some of the people i know died in that Satanic celebration.

glimpse33:
I used over 12million naira to purchase Dollar at 770naira 24hours ago.

Now Dollar is 785 naira, and it will be 800naira in few days .

Tbills, MMF are Useless...

You did very well. I told many close friends in Nigeria to do the same few months ago.

RayRay06677:
Rather, followership failure is the problem. leaders are reflection of who they lead. leaders are few that gets power from plenty followers. Its election season, followers will elect their best fits and turn around to complain from 2023 to 2027 when they will recruit another bunch of misfits to represent them and continue the complain.

Dont mind them. Some Nigerians are very funny people. They will vote for old men who has nothing to offer just because of religion and ethnicity. After voting for useless old men they will start complaining and disturbing God with their useless prayers.

olasaad:
Like something is wrong in this our society because I don't understand why our men will dressed up cover their whole body why the Lady's will dressed half naked just compared Davido and Chioma dress

My dear, there is nothing we have not seen. Humans are now behaving like animals.Is it not better they remove the clothes
entirely? Nonsense

1.CAN A MAN SCOOP FIRE INTO HIS LAP WITHOUT HIS CLOTHES BEING BURNED?
2.CAN A MAN WALK ON HOT COALS WITHOUT HIS FEET BEING SCORCHED?
SO IS HE WHO SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE; NO ONE WHO TOUCHES HER WILL GO UNPUNISHED. THIS IS NOT ABOUT BEING RELIGIOUS OR MAKING HEAVEN. THERE ARE THINGS YOU MUST NOT DO EVEN IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD. IF YOU TRY IT YOU WILL SEE THE CONSEQUENCES. IT MIGHT TAKE TIME BUT IT WILL SURELY COME. DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THAT MARRIED WOMAN BEFORE SHE DESTROYS YOUR LIFE. I RECOMMEND AMPUTATION( CUT OFF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE WITH THAT WOMAN BEFORE IT BECOMES LATE) . TAKE CARE BRO.

BECALMBECALM:
God bless you for wanting to get advice instead of disrespecting your husband. Now listen to my humble opinion:1. You must practice daily mortification. 2.Wake up very early every morning and have a very quite meditation on the word of God.please do not make noise just keep calm and have deep meditation. 3. Do NOT stay idle. Keep yourself very busy. 4.Mind the kind of friends you keep but online and offline.5.DO NOT GO CLOSE TO ANY MAN.Remember the easiest way to overcome evil is to avoid any occassion that will lead you to it. Finally, if you are a catholic, pick up your rosary and cry to our lady. YOUR BODY IS THE PRIDE OF YOUR HUSBAND . PLEASE KEEP IT FOR HIM AND GOD.THOUSANDS OF MEN AND WOMEN ARE DOING IT. YOU CAN ALSO DO IT IF YOU ARE SERIOUS AND SINCERE.

@KOBOJUNKIE, my brother, i do not know what works for you. But what i told the lady is what worked for me and so many others that i know. 1. Daily meditation on the word of God, especially very early in the morning. 2. Mortification of your body and senses.3.Avoiding idleness.4. Avoid intimate relationship with a woman if you are a man. 5. Be careful the kind of friends you keep.And then finally if you are a catholic say your rosary everyday. I believe in Jesus christ and also believe in the intercession our blessed mother Mary. This is my opinion. And it is working for me. You can believe whatever that is working for you. God bless bro

Kobojunkie:
You folks should learn to leave God's name out of the bullsheet you sell people.

Meditation on the word of God? For Pete's sake, God says it is sin to burn with sexual lust - Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28, no amount of meditation will cause you to do that if you don't actively take control of your mind in stopping such nonsense, to begin with.

One of the best ways you can control your mind is to practice daily meditation. Especially very early in the morning. If you do it very well and consistently, you will be the one controlling your mind. Remember i am not a pastor , but this is what has helped me and so many other close to me. Do it consistently and you will get result

Issybilla:
Hi
To those that have probably been there or have an idea about it.
How do you handle sexual urges especially if your partner is not available.

It happens that hubby has been away for quite some time, eight month precisely and he isn’t coming back any moment.

These days has just been messy for me as I am always Hot and wet as fhhuckk, whenever I get up from bed, my pant is always soaked. I have tried to suppress the pressure to touch myself or use objects but it seems the pressure is overcoming me, damn I hardly even concentrate on any other thing, my mind is just fhhhuccked up right now, all my thoughts are bordered on dirty wild sex almost all day.

Are there therapists or some kinda experts one can talk to, I really fear for myself.

God bless you for wanting to get advice instead of disrespecting your husband. Now listen to my humble opinion:1. You must practice daily mortification. 2.Wake up very early every morning and have a very quite meditation on the word of God.please do not make noise just keep calm and have deep meditation. 3. Do NOT stay idle. Keep yourself very busy. 4.Mind the kind of friends you keep both online and offline.5.DO NOT GO CLOSE TO ANY MAN.Remember the easiest way to overcome evil is to avoid any occassion that will lead you to it. Finally, if you are a catholic, pick up your rosary and cry to our lady. YOUR BODY IS THE PRIDE OF YOUR HUSBAND . PLEASE KEEP IT FOR HIM AND GOD.THOUSANDS OF MEN AND WOMEN ARE DOING IT. YOU CAN ALSO DO IT IF YOU ARE SERIOUS AND SINCERE.

Olu1000:
How is the husband a simp? Will he police her 24/7 ? Won’t he go to work? Attend to other issues ? He may not even be going through her chats out of trust.The woman here is the problem.The said ex should not have been comfortable with her up to the level as to ask for sex.She is probably giving him and other exes the wrong vibes.

You should once in a while go through your wife's phone. Do not trust any woman. For girl friend you might decide not to bother yourself but if she is your wife you must access to her phone.If you claim to be very busy and careless she might send you to your early grave.

Okortor:
U r an olosho, for u to av given him audience in the first place which eventually led to him asking u out again, also u married a SIMPle for letting u av such privilege and opportunity to chat with ur ex and other guys freely.

Mumu woman that doesn't when to draw d line.

God will bless you for letting her know who she is. I pity her husband. Dont be suprise that she might even start sleeping with this her ex .You called him your ex and you still keep his contact even as a married woman. You are not even ashamed of yourself and you want us to advice
you. Your husband is a VERY BIG SIMP.

@ Ibrahim, number 1 on that list is not correct. I came to south korea without knowing anyone here. I have spent six years in korea. I thank God for what i am able to achieve. If you are able to get the right informtion and God by your side. You can travel anywhere and still become successful.

daylay7:
I was in love with this guy so much that we do everything together. Aside from the fact that we share the same goals, religion put us far from each other. He was a muslim and I, a christian. I loss my virginity to him (we were both naive in that practice anyway). My parents forbid me and we drifted apart but I loved him still.

I met another guy afterward who shares the same belief with me and we got married three years later. Infact, my ex came for the wedding and celebrated me even during the reception( my husband already know his story and was not surprised when he saw him at the wedding).

A year after the birth of my son, I had an official assignment in another location where my ex's sister resided and because I could not complete the assignment that day, I decided to sleep over at her place. But on getting there, I saw my ex sitting in the living room. It was already late as at that time and I couldn't go back or book for a hotel and I decided to chilled out, telling myself that nothing must happen between us that day. My greatest mistake!

The apartment was just 3 bedroom. A master bedroom for the sister, a room for the children and the other for a visitor. Now we are having two visitors who once shared a thing for each other. My ex invited me into the room but I declined telling him I would rather sleep on the floor in the living room or he should bring a matrass for me. He brought the mattress in the visitors room into the living room and we both slept on it. One thing led to another in the middle of the night.... . And it happened! Coincidentally, my husband called at that time. I had to switched off my phone.

When I got back home the next day, I apologized to my husband that I had a flat battery and he didn't say anything but my husband never looked at me the same again. He never quarreled or said anything even after couple of years later. But the way he talks sometimes as if he kws I am hiding a secret from him and he wants me to open up to him. My fear is that if I should open up, I might lose my marriage and my family. What happened between my ex and I was a one time thing. I never went back or saw him again. It has been 10 years now and I am still feeling bad about it especially when he talked about cheating couple.

This feeling is eating me up. I don't know if I should still open up to him or I should forever remain silent about it....

cc: Relationship matters

I AM NOT HERE TO BLAME YOU. BUT WHAT I NORMALLY TELL PEOPLE IS THAT THE EASIEST WAY TO AVOID SEXUAL IMMORALITY IS TO AVOID OCCASSIONS THAT WILL LEAD TO IT. HOW COULD YOU ACCEPT TO SLEEP ON THE SAME BED WITH ANOTHER MAN AND THINKING THAT SOMETHING WILL NEVER HAPPEN. A MARRIED WOMAN.YOU WANTED IT AND YOU GOT IT. IF I AM YOUR HUSBAND I WILL NOT WASTE TIME TO BREAK THE RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY CARELESS WOMAN.YOU DONT HAVE COMMON SENSE.

Kurutinto:
God forbid, I cannot be like them. Who wants to be failures. Buhari's own is worst. Dude failed in all aspect of his life, as a father, as a military president, as a civilian president, even inside his bedroom duties.

TRUTH!!!!

jedisco:
The kneejerk reaction by consumers who are speculating is not the reason we're here. Rather what they're doing is a consequence of past macro events.

When CBN was rapidly issuing short-term TBs at rates well over 10%, did we bother to ask how the government will generate revenue to pay back? We all knew the revenue of the government was in decline and the only way they'd pay back was to print more naira yet we kept quiet and enjoyed the largesse.

When DMO and MOF kept issuing eurobonds at rates of close to 10% and coming back to boast that their oversubscription means there is confidence in the market, what did we say? We said the professionals know better. Same forex that foreign governments borrow at negative rates.

Where was CBN when Emefiele was toying with the presidential race?
Where was CBN when dollars were bring distributed in the name of primaries?

Blaming the masses is similar to blaming the victims of the train attack for being kidnapped. Let everyone protect their wealth as they see fit so long they are not committing a crime.

My brother don't mind that guy. He wants me to loose my hard earned money because
of some animals in power.