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#March4Change

GMB is always leading Gej in online polls. March4Buhari

CaptainAmerica1:
It might seem harsh but drug related offences are punishable by death in many countries especially in those Asian countries. So what are you saying?

Whereas, the execution was never carried out! Think intelligently, even in the documentary, they never said Buhari killed her only that she was sentenced.



"53 suitcases suspected to contain foreign currency" C'mon man. Full details would be needed before making conclusions! Nigerians are easily used as tools of propaganda, that's our problem. I wish everyone takes his time to analyze everything and keep sentiments aside.



Stop lying, Buhari never supported them! He compared them, yes. But aren't the militants terrorists as well? All he was trying to say was that they should use the same approach they used for the militants, simple! But as usual, people tried to paint him bad.



They were illegal immigrants! Don't you understand? Go and stay in the US or UK illegally and see if you won't be deported.

Why do you guys have so much hate towards the general? Smh.

You are intelligent sir!

Oahray wat of in the case of a woman in her late 50s who decides to drop her ring, do u in your opinion think it would make her look wierd? Kinda like she's a sugar mummy? Especially if she's a VIP (but God fearing)?

Check this scenerio;
Someone is in his/her late 40s and have just lost the spouse. They had 3 kids together. He/she isn't neccessarily looking to re-marry but won't mind being friends if the right person comes around. Would wearing his/her wedding ring still be out of place?
What if she's a woman in her late 50s; won't it be ackward to have no ring on her finger at that age?
Opinions needed! What would you do if it was you

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In nairaland, posts that praise Buhari gets more 'likes' than posts that praise GEJ. So what about that survey? GEJ might win 2015 but not with an overwhelming majority!

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Nairaland front page articles these days are like empty drums!
They make the most noise, albiet senseless!
SMH

Truth be told, I have had steady light since tuesday. I live in Enugu and I dislike Jonathan.

theo07:
still available ....

wats d price. U can send me a pm or just post it here. Am very interested. Tanx

Mekyno: wich kind help u min?

He means help person get work na. Even me am thinking wat he's thinking! I graduated and Finished my service dis year. Na UNN, Economics, 2.2. I only want an FG job. I can pay 1 million if am sure d appointment letter go be genuine. I swear!

Anyway am just at home everyday, always refreshing my nairaland job section

laudate: Don't agree. There are indigenous oil companies in the upstream sector that are doing well.

Shell International is not the saviour or ruler of the Nigerian oil industry. So how does their divesting from just 4 oil fields spell doom for the industry, if other buyers are available & willing to take them over? Are those new companies, not going to hire Nigerian workers to carry out exploration activities in those oil fields, just like Shell would have done?

Fuel scarcity has more to do with our importation schedule by government officials, and the ineptitude of our refineries rather than any action orchestrated by Shell.

Please enlighten yourself about the way the upstream & downstream sector of the oil industry is run, before you pass comments on these kind of threads...

That's your opinion. Indigenous companies and foreign companies should work side by side in a key sector like oil. Not one leaving and one taking over. Dats not growth. But just cos u don't agree with my opinion doesn't mean u should end ur comments with all but calling me an ignoramus. Are we quarrelling? Or are u some NNPC chairman that knws it all?

Police is your friend,” an officer would proudly say.

“Go tell that to the marines,” is the likely reply he would get anywhere outside a police station.

We are now outside a station, specifically at Maryland junction, where the men-in-black/blue/camouflage/orange are going about their ‘duties’.

Some are controlling traffic but our ‘specimen’ for experiment are those flagging down vehicles and asking for their particulars and other ‘things’ of interest.

We spot a rather cheerful one in their midst and conclude he would be our ideal Man Friday – the one to tell us the reason for the seeming animosity between the police and the policed. We are right.

Note: We narrowed our ‘research topic’ to altercation during ‘stop and search’ for ease of…writing!

So, here are the six things you do that annoy a police officer on ‘stop and search’.

NO ‘HELLO’ OR ‘HI’

If we stop you for routine check while driving or walking, we don’t like you calling a so-called superior officer of ours on the phone. The worst part is handing us the phone to continue a conversation we didn’t initiate. Imagine this awkward chat:

So-called Superior Officer: Yes, who are you please?

Me: Who are you too, please SIR?

SSO: It seems you want to lose your job. Do you know who you are talking with?

Me: I don’t know; that’s why I’m asking SIR?

SSO: The person you are harassing…

Me: (cuts in) Harassing? I’m just doing my job…

SSO: (cuts in) Which job? The job you are about losing? My friend, will you release him immediately before I call Alausa?

Me: Ok sir. Ok sir.

I hand over the phone as well as your incomplete papers. You smile but I know it deserves a punch in return. Who am I to do that in broad daylight? I mark your face and car, though.

USE, MISUSE, AND ABUSE OF ‘ESPRIT DE CORPS’

You, a bloody civilian, just blurt out those words ‘Esprit de Corp’ once we flag you down. You are not a police officer. Neither are you in the navy, army, or air force. You are not even in the civil defence or boys scout. Perhaps I could forgive you if you are a staff of LASTMA!

“Esprit de Corps, Esprit de Corps,” you look so learned and educated yet you don’t know the meaning of the words.

Let me educate you.

When we say those words, we are referring to the common spirit existing among members of a group that inspires enthusiasm, devotion, and strong regard for the honour of the group. It’s like feelings of loyalty, enthusiasm, and devotion to a group among people who are members of the group.

You and I are not in the same category, sorry, group.



GALLANT MOPOL AND OTHER FUNNY BANNERS AND STICKERS

Related to the point above are the funny banners and stickers you hang on your front mirror and windscreen.

Gallant Mopol! Navy! Army! They announce.

Sometimes, we are magnanimous enough and listen to your explanation that the vehicle actually belongs to your father’s uncle’s son in the army, but most times, you allow your ‘Gallant Mopol’ to intoxicate you with Dutch courage and challenge our ‘audacity to stop’ you.

That’s when we remind you that you are a bloody civilian after all!

‘DON’T YOU KNOW I AM A LAWYER’ AND OTHERS WHO KNOW THEIR RIGHTS

“Don’t you know I’m a lawyer? I know my rights and if you infringe on my rights, I’ll sue you. Sue the IG; sue the federal government.”

We have no problem with you being a lawyer or knowing your rights as a citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

In fact, we love relating to learned gentlemen and women who have a copy of the 1999 Constitution resting above their dashboard. It shows you read and we know readers are leaders.

What we don’t like is you acting ungentlemanly; screaming like a drug peddler in a commercial bus just to pass your message across. We love your energy but we believe it can be put to better use – like in the courtroom.

TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED

…and do yourself no harm!

Sorry, for corrupting Ist Chronicles 16:22, but it best explains how I may react if you go beyond using your speech organs in our interaction.

It’s so disrespectful touching an officer on the chin, shoulder, waist, wherever, just because you want to buttress your point.

I could choose to ignore your insults, stare, and any other ‘tactic’ you adopt as survival mechanism while with us.

I won’t ignore your touch.

IT IS MY OFFICE FOR PETE’S SAKE

However you view it, I’m in my office when on the road and you must respect my office, notwithstanding that it’s on the road.

When you go to a bank, do you fill deposit slip when withdrawing cash?

When you go to a hospital, do you prescribe drugs and injection that the doctor and nurse will administer on you?

Why then do you treat my office with contempt? Why can’t you obey simple instructions?

What’s difficult in comprehending: ‘’Can I see your vehicle particulars?’’

You know your vehicle insurance has expired, so why wait until you are asked?

We are here to serve you and believe me: ‘’Police is your friend.’’

Let’s have your views for or against the police, the opinion of our Man Friday on this topic. But we won’t be satisfied with: “Go tell that to the marines.”

amnestylaw1: At first, this did not happen in Nigeria but Kenya (if I remember correctly). It doesn't matter where it happened,

Tanx I have corrected it

The same Pastor Lesego, who instructed his members to eat grass in the church premises until some of them had started vomiting, is back with another controversial deliverance. This time he is stepping on them… what do you think guys, are people becoming fanatical about religion? Do you think the pastor isn't trying to send a public statement that people are stupid?

If shell and the other big oil companies leave (or significantly reduce dia assets in) Nigeria, it would spell doom for our unemployed workforce and further deepen d fuel scarsity in d country as indeginious firms would only bastardise d sector. We better find ways to entice them to stay!

1st Class guy 4rm UNN wit Masters too . Maen I want to be like dat Man o
B4 u know na Lagos CP things next
Congratz a million. Dats wat u call a man destined 4 great things!

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Ah ah if this Aruma woman suck u eh.... Ah u go craze prematurly. See her mouth. Ahhh

jdilight: Where would an economics graduate work if jobs were to be given based on certificate we have?

CBN, IMF, world Bank, Ministry oF Finance and Ministry of Economic planning all employ mostly economists.
But economists can work in commercial Banks, insurance coys, stock exchanges or any other company that wants to make profits

While I agree wit a lot u have said BigBashiru that Africa is d scum of d earth. That we have nt contributed in science (even tho Philip Emagwali is Nigerian) and that Egypt is not Africa, I still believe it has nuttin to do wit a biblical injuction.
Wat has south america or Australia contributed to science? Nuttin!
We are not alone in depending on d European for our technological infrastructure.
As for govt, govt, govt who told u dat Nigerians depend soley on govt?
Dia are very few houses in Nigeria without a well or a borehole. Most people got generators. Onitcha, lagos, kano, ph and aba are full of self employed artisans. Most shoes and cloths are locally made. Neighbourhood watch is now common and people no longer wait on d police '2 serve and 2 protect'
U talked about private labs as if u don't know dat private uniVersities are now d new 'in thing'. Only maids and villagers mostly now go to govt owned secondary schools.
Bottom line is dat at d end of d day we can't achieve d quality of life d white have witHout govt leading d way. Dats how its designed. D private individual can try but it would be like a drop in d ocean. Dats y we need govt, govt, Govt. As 4 d fact that we have been haVing bad government since, I think dats about to cHange soon. D yearnings of d common Nigerians are slowly turning to agitations, d type dat no politician can Ignore anymore!!

Do u now believe? My problem is dat d people who had contacts wit her mite have had contacts wit oda people who are not accounted 4!
We are doomed

9izguy: Ur name is not there, Bro.

So whose name come dey dia. EVerybody wey don post here no dey dia. Me don dey doubt dis info o!

9izguy: Unfortunately, ur name is not there.

Abeg check Agu Izuchukwu Bede SSC/2014/13157
Enugu

KeMeTRocky: nigga i dont give a fukk..

Dude with all u haVe written here, I can tell u dat u need these advices most. I mean read ur posts again and tell me if it read like u are vaguely matured. Wats with d curses?? Are u a 13 year old kid addicted to American gangster movies? Cos dats wat u sound like.
Grow-up bro or u will remain friendless like I know u currently are. Nobody wants to be near someone who speaks like u all d tym. Trust me I know!

meforyou1: the joke is not on him anything. how can d Op make a sweeping statement calling buhari a stallion of integrity and honesty, and then look for who to disprove. buhari is a criminal, big time criminal. we all know what happened during his regime and and when he was chairman ptf.

Wat happened?