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stanliwise:
bread and Zobo story

Meanwhile where are vanity preachers when we needed them the most

chatinent:
Bring red eggs, two female mosquitoes that live in Canada but from Lagos, five coweries, one native catfish, midnight rain water in Egypt, a vomitted fowl remains from China, two python teeth that has swallowed at least five goats, one anaconda fallopian tube native to Nigeria, one Ostrich bladder that must have eaten a Yoruba man's maize, a pawn, twelve white native fowls, and a snail that grew up in Mbaise that's nothing less than 100 years. Well, it's not that I really want in cash but if you can't bring it, bring N12m and I'll dissolve it for you.

FuckThaMod:
This disrespect ought to make life humble you sometime in the future kid. At oshimen age, CR7 was a god already.
I bet if someone made this statement with Messi this thread won't hear word from the very first page cos una sabi cry. Doing yahoo yahoo no mean say you wise, grow up!

Annie001:
Scaming or spamming
Olodo
Teach yourself first

iLUCID:
It had got to be dem Evertonians and Blues

We Red Devils would've burnt down the house.

ModestGal:
I need your help please. There are some teens that I wanna help out of smoking, and since you are an educated smoker, I need to learn some psychology to use for helping them quit by examining you

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

Sluvist:
I think it will be better if you change the title to 'Small girls signs of love.' It all happens when a girl is experiencing love for the first time, just after she passes 10 to 16 years mostly.

Freeeanijor:
You got married 2003 and 2005 to the same woman. Seven years that you were in the marriage no child and we are in 2020 the child is already 10 years smoking weed. op read your story carefully and tell us if what you put up there made any meaning. Your story is not adding up ooo.

Empiregoodboy:
I prefer to mastubate than go meet olosho or rape person, there is nothing wrong in mastubating everything you said is just trash, I talk to women, nothing wrong with my d**k and god always answer my prayer and for the bad luck maybe you inherited am

Sufisunni:
Bro, I finished as one of the best students in my engineering dept too, even got an overseas scholarship for my postgraduate studies. The problem is, I did masturbate and finished with good grades, but as you get older you will know the consequences of masturbation.
On the catarrh issue that you raised, that was because I was loosing too much nutrients from my body - semen, I became so weak; I counld masturbate 5times a day. Do check out for sperm nutritional contents you would know why I got sick easily; I used to visit hospital or clinic perhaps 5 to 6 six times a year, but it has been exactly one since I stopped masturbating and I haven't visited any hospitals, yes! Do you think this was a mere coincidence? I live in one of the most developed countries in the world with perhaps the best health care facilities and health insurance but I haven't found reason to visit any hospitals.

BlackNeo:
This is why this country and Africa will never progress. Here's someone blaming all his misfortunes on masturbation. This is why all the pastors and politicians will continue to bobo you. Just fucking tired of Nigerians. Any Bleep up on their part, they will look for a spiritual excuse.

Believe what you want, but don't come here to force it on people's throats. Who ever pushed this to the front page doesnt understand the impact. These kind of posts destroy many things.

1) The developed world sees this and will mock our stupidity. Africa at superstitions again. No wonder nothing works there
2) psychological implications. Someone out there will start believing masturbation is responsible for all his failures. When In fact he has never done anything worthwhile. This post can create more religious mad people with psycho issues

The mod shouldn't post something without proof. there's no scientific evidence for this. Why post falsities. You are going to ruin one innocent soul out there and their blood will be on your head

3) sexual crimes. Shame people on masturbation and watch people become more covert on sexual activities. What you do here will lead to more sexual crimes like rape and perversions. Masturbation decreases the risks of all these. A man who just madturbated cannot rape or sleep with a child. It cannot happen

4) STDs. MASTURBATION is very safe way of preventing STDs. Without it, watch all the diseases spike up. If you demonize masturbation, watch more men patronise prostitutes and other forms of desperation.

This post is dangerous, remove it ASAP. Whatever you hope to achieve with it will have far greater consequences. Wtf!

DownChelsea:
Mustafi doesn't think so oo. Rudiger too

Humanoid01:
United would have lost that match if not for Lindelof. He made some vital interceptions in the box. It was a really tricky situation, and you can't fault him completely for it.

potbelly:
Why lindelof go play that guy on na...

Angelfrost:
Well, he better not... Except you want your Assistant manager to come and defend.

Manage am like that... Half bread they say...

Gbest90:
Yeah but gone are the days
when Carlo was Carlo.

Just imagine the decline....
From Bayern Munich to Napoli to Everton.

Gbest90:
Yeah ur right.

Everton and Tottenham Hotspur have been caught in a similar trap. They were deceived by *magnificent CV's*

Carlo Ancelotti and Mourinho's best years, are now behind them.

The game evolved, they couldn't follow, and were left behind.

No disrespect to spurs fans.. just my opinion

uunwanaobong3:
This whole sane transfer saga has been a public show of shame and a violation of UEFA code of ethics, bayarn munich has been behaving so arrogantly and embarrassing by publicly tapping a player from another club for 2 years without the club approval simply because he is a German............................. This will set a dangerous precidence/view of other up- coming young Germans, because big clubs will be afraid to buy young Germans know fully well that Bayern will come some day to tape them up when they are matured................................ I will even advise Chelsea to avoid le havert, because when that young man matured, Bayern Munich will come to tap him off using national team position as a bait.

If this tapping was done by mancity, you would have seen UEFA coming around to carried out stupid investigation and asking stupid questions....................... But since the tapping is done by bayarn munich, nobody cares.

Sane is a talented but lazy player, I hope he will have a fulfill career at bayarn which I so much doubt, talent without hard-work is dead, ..... No body will ever coach him like guardiola, sane attitude is bad as a top player, I just hope he will improve it at bayarn cos over there the league is easy with little or no challenges

AFONAMARO:
Please, which movie has the attached visual?

robosky02:
Check his profile.... That he is having a drought doesn't mean any shit hmmm


Individual awards

FIFA U-17 World Cup Golden Ball: 2013
CAF Most Promising Talent of the Year: 2013, and 2016
CAF Team of the Year: 2016 (as a substitute)
FIFA U-17 World Cup Silver Shoe: 2013[77]
CAF U-17 African Championship Silver Shoe: 2013

robosky02:
Iheanacho is still world class ... Even better than most English players like Tammy amaju abraham

TriCee:
I think they should play him more. Vardy has lost touch of form for a while. But no, the English boy must play!

Kenmatt:
I do not like the headline, if Iheanocho is starting matches and plays every match whenever he is very fit to play.

His possibility of goal scoring is 6/10.

Believe it or not, Iheanocho is better than Rahim Steering, Jessy Lingard, and many more whom I can't be listing here.

StepTwo:
Facts don’t lie

StepTwo:
Optajoe

29/29 - All 29 of Michail Antonio's Premier League goals have been scored from inside the box; among current PL players, only Gabriel Jesus has a larger 100% record (37/37). Territory.

Angelfrost:
Scores don't lie jare... Chelsea messes themselves up.

I kept looking for Kante and Kovacic... Lemme not even talk about Rudiger, Azpi and that lanky mop stick!!!