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Romance › Re: . by beejay501: 1:17pm On May 01, 2020

ukoumoh:
lol I have worked with the federal government for a year now Biko ND I want to settle down.am a lecturer in case you like to know.

Lecturer ?

Crime › Re: Tola Azeez Flogged By Policemen On Her Way To Get Drugs & Some Relief Materials by beejay501: 4:25pm On Apr 19, 2020

Nawa o...so Seun no fit do giveaway for him people...oga o
Baba stingy gan

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Health › Re: Lagos Confirms 3 Coronavirus Deaths by beejay501: 3:39pm On Apr 18, 2020

Onlyonebuhari:
Cos am a medical doctor and I was coming from where I use to safe life.

OMG you're a doctor.
Walahi it is finished

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Family › Re: Lockdown: What's Your Daily Routine? by beejay501: 2:30pm On Apr 11, 2020

The truth is Refnol wan to finish the small money I have..I take 5 Refnol (542) in a day with lots in Arizona...and the truth is the 5 refnol is not giving me highnes like before ...I have become tolerance to it and it want me to increase it..I really need help

Romance › Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by beejay501: 11:08pm On Apr 03, 2020

[quote author=joe4christ post=88072674]Oga its simple. Reduce your masturbation. I can deduce from all evidence before me that u masturbate alot. This is the mystery behind your problem. Simply stay a week without masturbating and meet your girl. You will be surprised how fast you will Cum. Thank me later, that's if this post was not meant to gather some cheap attention in the first place![/quoted

True talk he masturbate alot and if he can stay up to 2 months without masturbating he'll find out that sex will become more pleasurable to him
Op take note

Romance › Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by beejay501: 6:49pm On Apr 03, 2020

Op is a chronic masturbator

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Travel › Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by beejay501: 5:43pm On Apr 02, 2020

Chai Philippines don better naija last last

Romance › Re: Help! Am Obsessed With Niniola by beejay501: 9:15pm On Apr 01, 2020

Wow believe me I love this girl too, as much as you do.
Love all her songs, everyone of them
let's just say her music is Audio Porn

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Romance › Re: Please, What Does She Want? by beejay501: 8:49pm On Mar 28, 2020

Omo I don laugh tire because of naira land I just smoke my arizona finish come day catch my trips here make my people no go think say Igbo don day give me touch oo

Romance › Re: Girls, See Bad Guys Error. by beejay501: 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2020

You talk sense guy

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash??? by beejay501: 5:09pm On Mar 27, 2020

Slimranky:
Fvvk love

The problem be say my client wey suppose pay me this week don get corona virus

,OLUWA WETIN DEY CORONATE

Relax na no be death sentence.
She go collect her $1200 soon
Yuh goo follo ha chair am

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Politics › Re: Senators Worried Over COVID-19 Status Of 35 Colleagues by beejay501: 7:39am On Mar 24, 2020

Isn't this good news ?

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Romance › Re: Mention The Wierdest Moniker You Have Seen On NAIRALAND by beejay501: 7:29am On Mar 24, 2020

He get one guy here way him English na highest oo chai..Ajas something

Travel › Re: Nigerians Abroad, How Do You Cope With The Coronavirus Issue? by beejay501: 10:21pm On Mar 23, 2020

friday2011:
Lol... You catch am red handed, i no fit laff, na so e go dey form nigga for nairaland, common cotonou here, he never cross

The dude isn't wrong tho.
Napoli is a city in Italy

Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her A Phone But Don't Want To Come To My House by beejay501: 3:06pm On Mar 19, 2020

icebird25:
I wanted to type something ..but see this I have decided to keep my cool ...you are not worth it

Well You should have kept your cool before mentioning my family.
I'm sorry for mentioning your mother I really am.
And we shouldn't be arguing over this shit The Op will still do anything to get laid with that Gold digger girl..
Peace

Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her A Phone But Don't Want To Come To My House by beejay501: 2:59pm On Mar 19, 2020

icebird25:
Why are you calling girls ..why not introduce me to your sister...so that I can better the life of your sister and yours ... remember I'm a paying client ..

Ebhe

Bro I no get sister... But since you like buying phones for girls... I'd say you buy one for your mother, so she go fit throway that Rubber Banded Nokia touch light phone she day use...
Mumu

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Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her A Phone But Don't Want To Come To My House by beejay501: 2:42pm On Mar 19, 2020

icebird25:
Ozuor...
Clap for yourself

See you way no be Ozuor .
Dears girls make una see paying client oo

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Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her A Phone But Don't Want To Come To My House by beejay501: 2:33pm On Mar 19, 2020

[quote author=icebird25 post=87578351]If you decide to take the advice of that mugu up there..na you know ... everything isn't about fucking ..what if she really loves you and she's scared of dick...did you bother to use method to ask her whether she has had sex before ..or she was molested before .no you didn't bother to ask ..all you need na kpekus....
You're the real mugu here sir,, that girl is not a Virgin, Virgin ke..oh and you said what if she's scared of dick hahaha my guy you're funny o,, as u dy like this I day very sure you be client self...as in paying client o... paying client way no fit run go anywhere.
No worry bro you go wise but he fit just take long

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Wants To Send Cash To Americans Suffering Financially From Coronavirus by beejay501: 7:26am On Mar 18, 2020

Keemsleek005:
Nigerians let me not laugh. How many nigerians have lost thier job during these corona virius? If these as happened in nigeria they will call buhari names and giving out 1, 000$ let watch as thier economy enters recession and funny thing they praising him for the 1,000 what happens when the 1,000 finishes he keeps giving abi.

OMG who is this one self...for your information if the virus is still out there by July they are receiving another $1500,,and by October if it's still out they Will receive $1000 again, you're are laughing Americans. People way suppose day cry for you...Rada Rada

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Education › Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by beejay501: 2:01pm On Mar 12, 2020

chegbe1104:
Mine was when I was sent out of the class by the principal who was also teaching a subject in my class. I don't know what came over me, I just threw a stone which landed on the board where the principal was teaching. Thank God it did not touch him. Nobody in my class agreed to know where the stone came from. I hail my class mates because they knew who threw the stone but refused to say it. It would have resulted in my instant expulsion. Infact the principal's cousin was in my class but he too did not say anything. I don't know why the solidarity but I think it's because I brilliant amongst them and the did not want say anything that would make me to be expelled.

U no go kill person with lie guy

Education › Re: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by beejay501: 1:52pm On Mar 12, 2020

Cheryph200:
Bleep while class is on and no one notice except my stupid friends... Fummi is married now shaaa. Old days

Funmi ko Funsho Williams ni

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Derby County Vs Manchester United. FA CUP: (0 - 3) On 5th March 2020 by beejay501: 9:30pm On Mar 05, 2020

Our Tominay gatz score

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Derby County Vs Manchester United. FA CUP: (0 - 3) On 5th March 2020 by beejay501: 8:59pm On Mar 05, 2020

He pain me I no go fit watch this match but as I see Scot and Bruno for lineup noting noting for Derby

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 1 ) On 1st March 2020 by beejay501: 5:26pm On Mar 01, 2020

Harkynkunle:
Lindelof has really been poor to me!!! He does not deserve to start ahead of Baily.... Mctominay is also odd in this game.... it’s damn obvious....

Guy which match did you watched?

Family › Re: My Cousin Is Addicted To Weed, Drugs by beejay501: 7:18pm On Feb 10, 2020

Bro na Methamphetamine your cousin day blow so o
street names are Ice,Level,white,block and so on, won't lie I used blow too, I had a perfectly constructed bunker for it. But now I just do weed.
Its addictive but you can help him stop if he's not heavily into it yet, but I doubt he's an addict yet if not you for don find out through him Rapid weight lost and his look
do not report him to his parent YET just talk to him first.
@Op you said he sleeps deeply.
Bro if your cousin day take ice he no go fit sleep oo.
In fact he will hardly sleep .
Like someone said up there
EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER

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Romance › Re: Nominate Your Nairaland Thread Of The Year 2019!! by beejay501: 3:11pm On Dec 22, 2019

Ojukwucriminal:
Non Of Ubunja Threads Made Your List? Are You Okay? This Is Romanceland, Not Business Or Bet Niaja Section.

Abi u no see

Romance › Re: Nominate Your Nairaland Thread Of The Year 2019!! by beejay501: 3:11pm On Dec 22, 2019

Ubunja don help boys out from the shackles of women op I no go lie you..I nominate his thread CHOSEN

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Romance › Re: Help! Can't Endure Light At Night & Chemical Odours That Others Don't Perceive by beejay501: 1:24am On Dec 21, 2019

josh123:
U are a vampire bro. U need to drink blood to finalize the transition

Awon ti Damon Salvador

Phones › Re: Photos From Computer Village Carnival 2019 Edition by beejay501: 7:01pm On Dec 20, 2019

Okpa042:
I trust boys naa

Them for don move phones, wallet and merchandise during this

Before nko

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Career › Re: Please Help I'm Lost At 23 by beejay501: 3:36pm On Dec 17, 2019

Waiting for the elders

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Sports › Re: Bassey /Joshua: The 1st And Current World Boxing Champions Both Nigerian-British by beejay501: 2:48pm On Dec 17, 2019

codedpasta:
You expect me to use my normal account? That everyone knows me for

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