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Men who go from first relationships, straight into marriage are more likely to cheat on their wives than those who have been involved in one or more relationships before marriage. This is my discovery because, a lot of men i know who cheat on their wives are, those who never had any girlfriends when they were growing up or during their school days. I want you guys to look around you and assess those people you know who flirt a lot and cheat on their wives and let's share your discoveries here. You'd be surprise what you'll find.

Honestly for me, i don't really care who is woeing who. All i know is that i have a lot of respect who a lady that is able to tell a guy she likes him instead of waiting forever for him to tell her. Go on sisters it's the 21st century so, go get what you want!

Jydeboy, u just dissed urself because u just poured out ur frustration over the fact that 9ice is all the things u wish to be but can never be. Read ur reply once more and i bet u, you will see clearly jealousy and envy speaking. Go on hating but know this for sure, 9ice is the guy u would forever love to hate.

sanguieseun i totally agree with you joo! E don tay wey me dey trip for the babe and i been don talk since say she hot past beyonce. She's too much jare!!!

Slimsikiru, you have no right whatsoever dissing 9ice like you did. Afterall did he 9ice, ever bragged to you that he was a graduate of English from any university? If i remember very correctly he said in one of his many interviews that, he used the money meant for his JAMB registration for studio session. Do u think i mind trading places with the guy right now? What has spoken english got to do with with talent? And who told you there's no room for improvrmrnt? Do you remember how it was with 2face when he blew up? People, not excluding me on a regular basis complained about him not being fluent in but look at 2face today, the improvement is so remarkable not to talk of the confidence. So, just leave 9ice alone, like someone rightly said, " 700,000 per show na beans? ".

Why would anyone compare Genevieve with Omotola? Do you know what it means to have four kids and still have men lust after you? Come on, am not really crazy about Omotola but give it to her the babe is too much. Her achievements both as an actress and a mother are no mean feats. There is no room for comparison between her and Genevive albeit Genevieve is a beautiful babe on her own level and also my all time best Nigerian actress anytime. Omosexy is really sexy.

You would all agree with me that the Gongo Aso crooner 9ice, is one of the greatest thing that is going to happen to the Nigerian music industry in 2008. The guy is just a bunch of talent, his originality is something i've not seen in a long time in our entertainment industry. His latest album, Gongo Aso is a testimony and a tip of the iceberg of what he's got in the inside of him. In the track " street credibility " which is a collabo with 2face, you'll hear the guy talk about bringing the Grammy to Nigeria and honestly, with the way the guy is going, i don't have any atom of doubt that he'll be able to do just that. 9ice i dey feel you joo! go on and conquer the world!!

This week, teachers from across the nation embarked on a strike to protest the pea nut they get as salary. I was dumfounded when i read in one of the dailies that teachers in public schools are paid 13,000 to 15,000 per month. What would such an amount do for a single teenager living alone in the present economic situation of Nigeria, let alone a person with family to feed, cloth, shelter and provide health care for? Fellow Nairalanders, what is our country turning into? You want to share the believe that things will work out someday, you are passionate about it all the time but at every point in time something negative always comes up to mar the little hope and believe you have in this country. " DID ALMIGHTY GOD DO WRONG BY BLESSING NIGERIA SO ABUNDANTLY? " Our leaders should watch out lest they incure the wrath of the Almighty because i'm sure He is so so so so fed up with what is happening in this country.

Tyty u just dey make me no dey work for office again abi? I just dey read ur jokes dey laff like craze man sha!
good ones.

My brothers make una no vex o

wetin the man talk be say since dem no gree sell for am make nobody kuku chop the food again.

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I am a blues for life! Good thing it is, the acquisition of Scolari i mean.
All those who always say Chelsea don't play interesting football will
have their tongue out of their mouths permanently come next season.
And i think it is good to let those players who wish to leave to do just that
we are capable of acquiring other good and younger players of our choice so
long as they are in the transfer market after all are we not the billionaires club
anymore? " BLUES FOR LIFE JOO!!! "

In the last quarter finals match of the Coca Cola Championship between Enyimba and Kano Pillars at the Abuja stadium, the fans of Kano pillars became violent after Enyimba scored their second goal two minutes to the end of the game. The goal would have meant Enyimba winning Kano Pillars 2-1 and progressing to the semis. But the fans of pillars seeing that it also meant the game of the show for their darling team, decided to rush into the pitch with stones, iron rods, sticks, knives and other dangerous weapons, beating Enyimba players as well as the referee and his assistants. It was gathered that the referee and his assistants were beating to the point of coma. It took the Nigerian police quite sometime to bring the situation under control. The match? of course it stands abandoned which was the original intention of the pillars fan. The annoying thing is the the NFA and NFL will not mete out a befitting sanction or punishment to the culprits and they keep encouraging us to be patriotic by watching our local league matches. The other day a referee officiating a match slumped in the pitch obviously, he was having an epileptic attack and it took the medics close to 20mins to evacuate him for medical attention. Tell me why soccer loving Nigerian should abandon the English Premier League and other European leagues where everything is controlled and world class and punishments are meted on erring clubs and players and come down to watching the Nigerian league where nothing works? NFA and the NFL needs to wake up from their slumber.

At a school in Oshogbo, the principal told the senior prefect to announce to the school that henceforth, those students who are fond of staying away from the assembly ground would be seriously dealt with if caught.

Senior prefect: " Those of you who are fond of dodging the morning assembly, if you are catch, "

Principal: whispering into the prefect's ear " It is caught "

Senior prefect: " If i caught you, "

Principal: " No it's catch "

Senior prefect: Now visibly provoked " Wetin? i say catch you say no na caught, i say caught you say no na catch, oya make you speak your own sef "

THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND HAUSA ARE MORE LIKELY TO CATCH THE JOKE

Two boys in a secondary school had a misunderstanding and were reported to the principal by the senior prefect.

Principal: " musa what happened? "

Musa: " ina zama, ina shan iska a gindin bishiyan mangoro sai ya zo ya mare ni, ni kuma na ce allah ya isa "

Principal: " would you say that in english before i flog you? "

Musa: Not knowing how to start stuttered " i, i, i, i, i was sitting down under the mango tree drinking air, then he came

and beat me and i said god is enough.

Do you that Kofi Annan is now a rapper? He's working on an album soon to be released at the next UN world summit in Geneva. Check him out performing one of his singles that has gone platinum

At a popular buka along akerele in Surulere where people more or less queue to get served, this hungry leprous begger passing by decided to eat since he's been begging all day and was now hungry. In trying to play fair, he decided to queue just like everybody. When it got to his turn to be served, the lady selling at that particular time shouted at him to go away from there being that he was really stinking. He went back and joined the queue again and after sometime it got to his turn to be served. The lady shoutrd at him again to go away from the visinity of the buka completely. Being that this leprous begger was really hungry, he decided to join the queue again for the third time. It got to his turn again after about 30mins and the lady this time around poured water on him meaning to drive him away. At this point, the leprous begger was so mad that he dropped his bag, his stick, his begging plate and dipped his two leprous hands dripping with fluid into the pan of rice, stirred it round, did the same with the pot of stew and said in hausa,

" Kowa ya pasa ci tun da ni anki a saida min!"

Two friends at a park noticed a heavily built and bald headed guy that looks like a wrestler relaxing under a tree. One said to the other

"I'll bet you N1000 that i can give that guy a heavy knock on his head". The friend accepted the bet.

He walked over to the guy from behind, gave him a heavy knock saying, "John! na here u dey wey i dey waka the whole area dey look for you?"

The bald headed guy turned abruptly holding his head, " I no be John u hear!"

" Oh sorry, i think say na my friend John una two resemble no be small"

The baldheaded guy walked away to another part of the park. meanwhile the other friend from afar was so surprised that his friend could pull out something like that without getting his ass whooped. He came back, collected the N1000 and said,

"I'll bet you another N1000 that i can still go and knock that guy and nothing will happen"

His friend confident that, that would be the end of his friend pulling any form of trick agreed to another bet.
The guy again went from behind the bald headed guy who was by now sitting under another tree and gave him another knock, this time even heavier than the previous one and shouted,

" John! so na here u dey wey i go knock somebody for that side think say na you!?"

The jumped up so angry, " How many times i go tell u say i no be John!?"

" Ah bros! sorry oh! i no no say na u come dey this side i swear i think say na my friend John, una two just be like twins"

" Well, am not him so leave me alone "

The other friend watching couldn't believe that his friend got away with it the second time.

If they are my kids, i'll donate them to the zoo and pray to God for forgiveness.

Tinard or whoever u are, why waste everybody's time with the story of how u almost wrecked ur family and home on this thread? Why don't u be a columnist for one of the numerous soft sell magazine flying around town and bug their readers every month with family issues? Pls next time u r here if u don't have a joke, keep ur essay to urself, NONSENSE!

A hausa man travelling from sokoto to kaduna for the first time in his life by a car noticed that trees on the road pass by at a great speed. He was so amazed that he shouted at the driver:

Hausa man: wai wai wai dreba ashe ka chuche ni! jibi yan da bishiyoyi sun fi motan ka gudu shi ne ka ansa dari biyar a g

a gare ni? Bani kudi na, na pasa shigan motan ka za ni je na hawo bishiya ta kai ni kaduna.

IF U UNDERSTAND HAUSA PLS INTERPRETE THIS ALL

A Hausa man visited his neighbour and this dialogue ensued:

Hausa man: Ahmadu, ama kai mutumin banza ne fa! Wato anyi mutuwa a gida na shine kwo gaisuwa?

Gwari man: Ee ya a, walahi ba mu sani ba. ama kar kadamu in allah ya ba da zarafi anyi wani zamu zo!

A fulani man travelling, got to the motor park and asked how much the fare was.
He was told, N1000 for him and N150 for his load. Thinking he was so wise, he paid
the N150 for his load  to be transported while he opted to trek.

what sort of a dumb guy are u anyway? do u think we are in Ireland or Scotland?
By the way what is this supposed to be, a Christmas song, poem, joke or what?
If u dont have any thing meaningful to post next time just keep ur damn fingers
off the keyboard of ur damn computer that's if u have one! WHAT NONSENSE!!!!

Ol boy! that guy harsh no be small

E be like say tytylayor like anything wey just long and wet sha!
ol girl na wa for u o!!

Now i know that going to mother China won't be a problem for me.
Good thinking!

Hi guys,
Love this forum and family so so much. i've a registered member for a while now but have not been paticipating in
the numerous discussions and all, but i'd really love to be an integral part of this forum cos i love everything about
it. Can someone pls help me out with how to post fresh questions, jokes, comments and etc? Would appreciate it
so much if anyone of u guys would be of help.

Na wa o! me no fit catch the fun in the proverb cos i no hear yoruba.