₦airaland Forum

Hey guys, i really feel all of u, i really do. I feel those who believe that Nigeria is doomed and at the same time, i feel those who believe in the new Nigeria which happens to be what i believe in. Where else do we have except Nigeria? Yes things are not anywhere near what they should be but, is talking about these negativities and worrying ourselves about our corrupt governments the best we can do to help salvage this great nation? NO! I think that each and every one of us has a role to play no matter how little, we are the hope of a new Nigeria. Why don't we think up something or join a movement that seeks the betterment of Nigeria. Since a lot of people like myself are not born activists, we should get involved with things that portrays Nigeria positively, which is why i decided to pitch tent with a Magazine called, MOMENTUM. It is relatively a new one and though it has its thrust in Best Practices, Social Responsibility and Values, it reports only positive news since we have too much of prints feeding us the negative news. This Magazine talks about the good things that are being done in our country by individuals, corporate organisations, multi-nationals, NGOs, schools, Local communities and etc. In short, just about anybody or organisation that is giving back to the society in whatever little way.
So, if u think u r such a person who loves Nigeria so much and seeks better things for her, or u know someone or some organisation doing good and benchmarking Nigeria with countries abroad, be it in whatever field, Entertainment, Sports, Law, Medicine, Education and profession u can think of, just let us know through

www.momentumagazine.net
info@momentumagazine.net
momentummagazine@yahoo.com

And to have a better insight into what Momentum is really about, here is an attachment to help you. Thanks guys and let's keep the hope and passion burning for a new NIGERIA.

Whatever u like u can say about Nigeria but i can assure u that soon, she's going to be a great nation again and process starts with doing things the right way, just like denying Chochori's wife citizenship until she does whatever is required of her. NAIJA FOR LIVE JOO!!!

If all babes should submit their jeans, what would happen to guys like me? I mean how do i get to admire and appreciate a babe if she's not putting on a jeans? I beg o i no fit imagine naija babes without jeans.

Alert!!

All the ladies submit ur G-strings to Clemcykul at nairaland headquarters for onward transportation to Kenya, they are of high market value since the Masai tribe in Kenya devised a means of using them as catapult for hunting birds. They are worth 10 Kenyan shillings each.

Hurry now!!

lol but with just a tooth! ha ha ha ha ha ha

By the way Efosa, how are we sure u r not just angry and jealous that ur boss is making out with a new staff instead of u? If that's the case just walk up to him and demand to have ur own share of his d**k instead whimpering here on nairaland? Think about it.

Efosa pls stop bugging nairalanders with this type of stupid post! It's either u tell ur aunty B or zip ur trap and pray God to help u keep ur eyes where they should be, "ON UR WORK DESK!"

Emma, the day wen dem born u, u ugly so tay nurses carry go zoo go find ur biological parents. ha ha ha he he he.

As u ugly reach, u die go hell fire devil reject u, come give u one gallon of petrol, matches and one tyre say make u go start ur own hell fire.

Clemcykul i say make i ask whether u know say na u craze pass?

Emma, i know say na barrack u from grow, i can tell from your kobo kobo yabs that u are a bonafide police barracks brought up. Talk say na lie make i give u proofs.

Emma, me no know say u dey vex like dis sha. Anyway, u see oyibo prick u say na carro

Emma4dfuture this is for u, as u wise reach, u see mango on top tree but u no sure weda e ripe, u come climb the tree with much difficulty, touch the mango, confirm say e ripe well well then u come down gather stones begin dey stone the mango.

Again, as the greatest mathematician to have come out of ur village, you shit for two places come dey find their LCM

Clemcykul this na for u sha. As the tallest man in ur village, u siddon on top maggi cube but ur leg no still touch ground.

I go donate one carton of matches

This poster is a definition of KOLOMENTALITY

Nice one man, GOOD THINKING!

laughing ma ass out! Abeg Ayusman who is that bloody South African?

Fineguy may God bless u in abundance for seeking blessings for all of us. Please if u have more of these kindly forward them to my mailbox it is emecca213@yahoo.co.uk

Jydeboy from ur uterrances, it is obviously clear u r a catholic. You said judgement will come, if u believe in that, why not wait for God's judgement on whoever is a sinner, liar, murderer etc? why judge Pastor Adeboye? Have u forgotten what the Bible said about judging people? If u don't believe Adeboye, why sweat it? Why not just ignore him and his messages and ask God to show u what and who is true? Remember, whatever we do or say is written against our names and on the last day we will all answer to it. "BECAREFUL WITH YOUR MOUTH" lest u curse a man of God which i don't have to tell u the consequence.

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I beg siena tell them make dem hear!

I honestly don't see anything wrong in marrying a prostitute but for me it will depend on why and how she got herself into prostitution. This is because, some ladies go into prostitution as a result of hard life while for some it's just for the hell of it i.e they just want to explore. So, if a lady got into it because of survival and then things became right and she wholeheartedly backs out to turn a good leaf, why not? I can go ahead and marry her if i love her after all the ladies we someday meet and get married to have sometime or the other been with if possible different guys and these relationships are sexual which means lots of lovemaking every day which is not much different from a prostitute when looked at deeply.

Why is it that when women go pass a guy, the next thing he does is check out their backside? Now guys, don't lie about this because we are all guilty most of the time.

Also, when a guy sees a lady he checks her out by looking at her

1, Face, to see how beautiful she is

2, Her figure to see how endowed she is as per curves, breast, lips, eye and etc

3, Backside, to see also, how endowed she is behind.

But i have a problem here, "WHAT DO LADIES LOOK OUT FOR WHEN THEY ARE CHECKING OUT GUYS?"
I need to know and most importantly, i need to know why guys always check out ladies' backside anytime they walk by them.

I sincerely thank u guys for ur advice especially onyinye2 and chaircover. Chaircover, u sounded so much like a person full of wisdom and one who will be good with counselling in the affairs of relationships. Again u made to realise that in truth i might have led her on from the onset, but thanks for ur sincere advice with which i feel i can use to put a stop to this mess. Thanks all.

I have this problem which i don't know how best to solve, so please fellow nairalanders i need ur sincere advice on this one please. There's this girl that has faleen head over heels for me, the problem is i have a girlfriend of over 6yrs whom i love so dearly. Now, this new girl according to her don't give a rat's ass about that fact so long as (her word) i spare a little time for her. I don't want to do anything that would hurt my girl because on my own i know that God will punish me if i should hurt her in anyway cos she's been thhe best thing that has ever happened to me. On the other hand, i have tried in all the ways i felt were mature to dissuade this other new girl but she won't be bugged. She calls me at odd times telling me much she misses me (she's in school right now) and at times she cries when i try to give her reasons why i can't go out with her, this is despite the fact that she knows my girl so well. I've gone ahead to barr her number on my phone but whossai, she calls me with different numbers all the time. This has been going on for quite a while now, i've tried all the tricks i could employ without seriously hurting her but to no avail and my plan now is to become harsh, nasty and so unfriendly but i don't know how to go about it cos she's been my friend for a while before all these dramas started, but she's obsessed with me and i am scared shitless. Please help me out.