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@Kofsy, stop talking about Love Commitment and the sacrifices u have made in the relationship. Someone who loves u will not treat u like he does. If u dont breakaway from this relationship, this guy will make good his promise of killing u one day and u wont be there to analyze how it happened. PLS LEAVE HIM AND HAVE UR LIFE AND SANITY INTACT, a word they say is enough for the wise.

@Becomrich1, na today dis lie lie start? I know of a lot LGA in the north that don't have up to 20 houses, am not exagerating this is factual

@bialegend, I feel u die my brother, tell them let them hear. Whether na today Nigeria don turn Northern property? NNPC should by right be known as Northern Nigeria Petroleum Corporation years back. All you so called Southerners should shut up and enjoy the fruit of your sabotage to the Igbos during the civil war. NONSENSE!

STALE!!! where have u been, JUPITER?

@baybbooths, are u sure u are not one of dem producers? lol girl u got them real good.

Its this form of deceit that doesn't allow us improve our game. NONSENSE!

To add to the number of Igbo Artistes we have for the benefit of the tribalistic ignoramus that asked how many of them do we have anyway, i say we also have

MORACHI
Ill BLISS (Dat Ibo Boy)
ELLA JOE
SLAM
J. MARTINS
AMAKA
KEMISTRY
BIG LO

and so many others.

@cabali

I was expecting people like u to say just that and i wasnt disappointed.

Seun are u there? Cant u see that this guy is wasting space here?

I vote for him to be SANCTIONED!

Believe me guys this should be the dream of all well meaning Nigerians and i make bold to say that i am already doing my little bit through what i am doing right now which is that, i am part of team that believe that Nigeria can be all of the things this poster said and even more and this we are trying to propagate through a medium called MOMENTUM MAGAZINE. This is not one of your regular magazine that deals with Society people, celebrities, gossips and the likes. It is a platform from where everything positive that makes Nigeria and Nigerians walk taller anywhere in the world is published. It has its thrust on BEST PRACTICES, SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES & VALUES. Let me not bother u guys with details here but anyone who believes that what this poster said is achievable so long as we all contribute our quotas and wants to go ahead and do their bit, should pitch tent with MOMENTUM. For more info on MOMENTUM MAGAZINE and what it seeks to achieve for Nigeria and Nigerians, reach us through:

momentummagazine@yahoo.com
info@momentumagazine.net
www.momentumagazine.net

Or Visit us at:

27, Sabiu Ajose Crescent, Off Bode Thomas Street, Surulere, Lagos.

OH MY GOD!!! I goofed this time around! I messed up big time!!

Pls Brein i beg for your forgiveness, I withdraw all i said cos it was said in ignorance. Pls kindly overlook it and do forgive i ask sincerely from my heart. I should have gone a little bit down the thread to see all the posts before replying, i just believed the punch was directed at me seeing that the post came immediately after mine. Pls bro, do forgive and error of such magnitude committed in sheer ignorance.

@Chamotex

Thank you so very much for this great help in making me realise the biggest blunder i have ever committed on this forum. I do appreciate it and please do help me prevail on Brein to forgive me this error. And, if there's a way this post could be deleted i sincerel ask for it to be taking out immediately. Pls Seun if u are there strike it out for me. Thank you all.

And Chamotex, how come today u are at Okokomaiko? The last time i came across u, u were in UK being chyked by this sweet babe called Eboma or something. How is she? Did u guys hook up at the carnival like u arranged? Fill me in bro

@Brein

Your post shows how stupid and ignorant u are. What do u presume Grammy Award is? Do u think grammy is like Sound City or Hip Hop world Music awards? Grow up u fool and get in tune with what is obtainable in the world of music. Do not just restrict your shallow BRAIN and MIND to Naija music and artists alone. Idiota! Bastarda!! Fucking Mariccone!!! Talking about what you know? WTF do u think u know about music anyways? U better zip that toilet you've got for a mouth when people are talking about music. NONSENSE!

I feel terribly ashamed to hear people calling the likes of D'Banj when the Grammy Awards is mentioned! How could people label him as a potential grammy winner? Him wan steal am? It takes more than being a bloody entertainer to be nominated for the grammys talk more of winning. D'Banj is just an entertainer just like so many others out there. For one to be nominated for a grammy award, u have to be a complete musician which means that u have to be able to amongst others, play an instrument, be original in ur lyrics, compose, sing, entertain, perform and the likes. Now the only person close enough with these qualities is ASA and following from a way off distance, 9ice for his originality. But they still have to put in a lot of work.

Either you are from the rejected Indian tribe of KURDUKU living along the partanal river in the amazon jungle between Brazil and Paraguay or you are a beast of no nation not to mention tribe. Yeye guinea fowl wey no dey lay egg! See im face and hair like Voodoo spiritualist from Haiti. Yes!!! U Must Be From Haiti!!!

Hi people i know this is a long shot in the dark but u never can tell what is obtainable in a place such as Nairaland.

I'm an Alumni of Rimi College Kaduna (Formerly St. John's College). This is calling on all those who passed through this prestigious school to pen their signatures here.

@quickygirl

U know i used to think that Jay Z was ugly until i saw this guy u have here. Now i know Jay Z is too much.

Honestly, u dont want me to rate this guy for you.

Thanks dude with the Mina Saleeby tip. I also got the mail and being a sharp Naija guy i catch quick quick say na 19men dey try me. Trust now, i blast the idiot and the fool being what he is, A FOOL sent the same mail to me again twice! I could not believe the STUPIDITY. I used to think scammers were the sharpest dudes around, what happened?

@Ezinwannem

Is your day 23rd of November for real?

I have been looking for someone whom i share this date with all my life and you are the first human being i have come across in my life that shares my birthday NOVEMBER 23RD.

My name is Emeka u can contact me through my e-mail which you will find on my profile. Pls do holla at me cos i have been waiting forever to meet someone whom i share this date with. Peace

@Ezinwannem

Is your day 23rd of November for real?

I have been looking for someone whom i share this date with all my life and you are the first human being i have come across in my life that shares my birthday NOVEMBER 23RD.

My name is Emeka u can contact me through my e-mail which you will find on my profile. Pls do holla at me cos i have been waiting forever to meet someone whom i share this date with. Peace

@Hamma P

You sure sound like a DESPERADO & a BEGGER. Have you any pride at all?

Don't you know that having someone like that comes with an even higher price to pay?

By the way ain't your mama sugar enough for you?

Boy i think u better WATCH urself before u WRECK urself

THE WAY SOME OF THESE OUR NAIJA BABES DEY DREAM SEF!

Hissed loud and jumped out of thread

O boy na wa for you o. Who told you that these guys are the creators of the jokes they post on nairaland? Who post shouldn't have read

''The king of jokes on nairaland''

NOR

''The nairaland official poll for the best humour creator''

Should have been:

''The Best joke poster on nairaland''

This is because in truth, 99% of those jokes were all

Ctrl C and Ctrl V, If you know what i mean, besides they are mostly foreign jokes so there is no way these guys would have been the creators. Mind you guys, i am not trying to hate cos i do enjoy the jokes and as such, i will vote none other than

SAM MILLA, he is the master of them all

Dem go take o!!!

Robinho is finally here to add to the miseries of the likes of Man U and Arsenal

Up Chelsea Joo!

To Prove that i am a Nigerian?

ANSWER: ''HOW MUCH U GO PAY?''