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obagofizzy:
Hahahaha I laugh in Swahili

Swahili is not enough, you’ll soon laugh in Arabic.

obagofizzy:
Youths have k!lled a snake that k!lled a young man identified as Aondona Ahemba Christopher in a community in Benue State.

It was gathered that Christopher d!ed after a snake bite occurred on February 17, 2026.

An eyewitness Barnabas Dzawua, who confirmed the incident on Wednesday, said youths in the community went to the scene, searched for the snake and killed it.

"This is the snake that k!lled Aondona Ahemba, the youths went to where the snake bite him and searched for it and killed it," he wrote.
And some people in NL said snake is not harmful. Just imagine this long rope killing an agile young man
May God help us all

If indeed snakes are an issue in Nigeria, your political leaders should make it a priority to ensure the availability of anti venom in local hospitals around the area of infestation . That would save lives. It’s sad for people to be dying due to lack of medication.

Long live Bebe Netanyahu. You have the best cure for their madness! Yonatan Netanyahu is happy. You made him proud!

Savageman247:
A police constable serving in Borno State, Alhaji Muhammad, has earned widespread commendation after returning the sum of ₦2.6 million that was mistakenly transferred into his bank account.

According to the officer, he immediately took steps to ensure the money was returned upon discovering the error, stressing that his decision was guided by personal integrity and professional responsibility.

“I am a policeman, and I know the type of negative notion a lot of people have about the police. That is why I refused to claim the money,” he was quoted as saying.

The Borno State Police Command confirmed the development, describing the constable’s action as a clear demonstration of honesty, discipline, and respect for the values of the Nigeria Police Force.

News of the incident has since sparked positive reactions from members of the public, many of whom have praised the officer for setting a commendable example and helping to rebuild public trust in law enforcement.

Observers say the gesture highlights the importance of integrity within the police force and serves as a reminder that professionalism and accountability remain core principles expected of officers entrusted with public service.

SOURCE: https://www.reportnaija.ng/2026/02/borno-police-constable-returns-26.html

He didn’t do anything special because with his account info, they’d have traced him anyway. Real integrity would have been seen if the money was forgotten in cash form. That would be the real test of integrity.

davillian:
over sabi let him go and use it first....
in 12 hrs he would know if the bacteria has resistance

SMH.

dam642694:
can you please give me name of the very one to buy?

Please listen. Don’t buy any antibiotics. You don’t know what bacteria is in your body. You need to be lab tested for a proper diagnosis.. The dosage is another factor. You may under medicate or take a higher dose than recommended. The abuse of antibiotics is causing bacteria to evolve and become resistant to antibiotics. So many are playing doctors but they are not. Many infections may present similar symptoms, but require completely different medications. Go get a lab test for the doctor to give you proper treatment.

davillian:
go and buy antibiotic look for anyone with 620 mg and take for 2 weeks...
the rubbish coming out of your penis would stop in less tha 12 hrs but finish the drugs

No wonder
WHO has warned of antibiotic resistant bacteria due to abuse of antibiotics. When you tell him to buy antibiotics, what bacteria is he treating? Besides, do you know that every bacteria has specific antibiotics that cure it? I see people taking antibiotics for viral infections like cold or
flu. You don’t take antibiotics for viruses, you use antiviral meds. Stop playing doctor please. You are causing yourself more harm than good.

Chucks13:
I don't care about ex US running again my point is your Hitler Trump mocked the man due to his health challenges as if your Hitler Trump is angel that can not fall sick but you are telling me now he is on blood thinners medications and I asked again how, so he too can fall sick? Just answer my question.

That is life "when you point one finger to someone remember the remaining 4 fingers pointing back to you". A lesson for obi^dient we stilll have all their 2023 mockery records intact we will open the book for them in a due time we are just waiting for the right moment.

Did you not understand my last 3 lines?

Chucks13:
How? But I thought he was mocking ex president about his health so how come he is on any medication I thought he is an angel that can't fall sick or need any medication?

The former , even his own party wasn’t in support of him running against to his mental decline. Trump said he takes an extra high dose against the doctor’s advice, guess to prevent a heart attack? Well, no man is immortal or immune to sickness. You can’t throw stones at a glass house if you live in one.

Chucks13:
Likely a fall. The man talk too much may be he fell when talking too much.

He’s on blood thinners meds.

TruthU87:
New photo shows Trump’s left hand, not the hand he usually shakes with or the one often seen bruised.


Source: Forbes
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikestunson/2026/01/22/purple-bruise-appears-on-trumps-left-hand-after-similar-marks-on-right-hand/

Nothing new, he’s on blood thinners.

Wickedtruths:
Will he stop selling alcohol?

Does the Bible teach that alcohol is bad? Not at all. Matter of fact, Paul taught that a little wine is good for the stomach. Jesus Himself turned water into wine. It has always been a part of Jewish culture. I don’t know where the teaching of alcohol being bad came from. The only reasonable reason to give is that some shouldn’t take it because they lack self control and might end up getting addicted.

Cherryediva:
Hello everyone, sorry for the long post
I got married at 22, my husband was 40 at the time. We have been married for 5 years and we have a child together.

My concern is that my husband is not able to satisfy me sexually at all, which is frustrating, I have talked to him about it nothing seems to change. Financially, he is struggling, partly because he gambles a lot. He also drinks alcohol heavily.

I work too but he doesn't want me to have my own money he is always collecting money from me.
He doesn’t have clear goals, ambition, or a vision for the future, and this makes me feel stagnant in the marriage.

He is a good man in terms of character. He doesn’t cheat, he doesn’t abuse me at all, and he treats me well overall.

I’m confused because while he is good to me, I feel stuck and unfulfilled. I would really appreciate advice from y'all who have been in similar situations or who can offer honest guidance.
Thank you.

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He doesn’t abuse you but collects your hard earned money? Girl that is financial abuse. The combination of gambling and alcohol addictions will not only make him remain eternally poor but, it takes serious intervention and willingness on the part of the addict to stop those habits. The age difference between the two of you is another factor. Think whether you want to endure the hardship or leave him for your freedom.

Russia has been deceiving foreigners with recruitment for well paying jobs. To their surprise, they are picked up by the army after arrival in Russia. The put these newbies at the frontline.

OverCalculating:
Here Is The Woman Who Became First Lady In 2 Countries

Yes, she married two presidents. She became a First Lady in two countries...✍🏽

There is a woman whose love story feels like legend — Graça Machel. The only woman in modern history to marry two Presidents and become First Lady of two different countries.

She first shared her life with Mozambique’s President Samora Machel — a love full of purpose and power. But when Samora died in the 1986 plane crash, her world fell silent. A queen was left standing, crown in hand, with no king beside her.

Years later, destiny returned — this time in the form of Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela.

Mandela didn’t see a widow to console. He saw a woman who still deserved joy, partnership and sunrise after a long night. With patience, dignity and clarity, he chose her — and she allowed her heart to rise again. When he married her, she became First Lady of South Africa.

One woman.
Two Presidents.
Two nations.
One crown that never touched the ground.

And that is the beauty we often forget:

Real love doesn’t die with tragedy — it learns to live again. It heals. It rebuilds. It returns in a different season, sometimes in a different home, but always to the same heart that still believes.

Well, she reminds of me of Barbara Bush who was married to a president and was also mother to another President. Probably there might be a few others who were as lucky as she was.

Demetrix:
Goodday Nairaland
Please I have been experiencing slight pain in my testicles and scrotal sac. The kind of pain you feel when you get hit there but it's slight pain. Now,I feel pain in my left and right lower abdomen. No unnecessary discharge from my penis so I can't assume it's UTI. Please anyone with similar experience or suggestions

See a urologist.

JackDaAlienz:
I'm trying so hard to wrap my head around this marine girl stuff.

First of all
I personally have not seen or meet a marine girl. And I really find it difficult to believe that a girl can be a marine spirit.

The last time we heard such was in secondary school and it was debunked as false rumor..

Have you honestly had experience with a marine girl??

I think it’s nonsense. This thing I only hear it with these funny churches that like miracles. They must attach a name to every problem. I’ve seen a video of a child being dedicated to some river goddess. I wonder if that’s what they call marine spirit. I am not from Nigeria, but the people in the video were Nigerians. All this binding of mummy water is all drama. If it’s not in the Bible, then it’s tales by the moonlight.

SonOfWords:
Girl, you're preaching to the choir.

If Israel's actions in Palestine do not amount to a genocide according to the stance of most of you nairaland Nigerians, then I have no business discussing same terms with you as regards Russia's legitimate concerns for invading Ukraine.

Stubborn fly dey follow corpse enter grave, shey you sabi ?

I have to accounts here so am not sure which of them I used, but I did disagree with Israel& some came for me. Because am a Christian, I was automatically expected to support Israel. Innocent people are dying everyday for what they know nothing about. So you are wrong for including me in your blanket response. You assumed I & others support Israel.

SonOfWords:
Capture as much territory as possible until Ukraine and her backers have no choice but to acquiesce to all of Russia's stated demands for a ceasefire.

Seriously? It’s like you enjoy bullies and Putin is one of them. Why does he feel the need to control a sovereign state? He’s so armed even with nukes, but doesn’t want the Ukraine to join NATO. The other issue is that Russia is massive in land size, but that’s not enough. Putin continues to annex parts of the Ukraine. If all nations started to claim their original land before the colonial boundaries, there’d be no peace. People like Putin are so used to spilling blood that his conscience and emotions are totally numb. He’ll stop at nothing to get what he wants, even if it means killing in genocidal proportions.

thesicilian:
Very old people are mostly like children. I doubt if he knows what he's doing, he may not be senile enough to even understand what is going on around him. Left to him, all he may want to do at 86 is just lie somewhere relaxing with his grandkids, but the cabal around him, the real people running things and enjoying the power, will not want him stepping down because of their selfish interests.

What do you mean by “ he may not be senile enough to understand what is going on around him”? What’s your understanding of the word senile?

Ablesam171:
No Egypt, Morocco, South Africa!!!
This goes a long way to show you the real giants of Africa.

Am surprised my country Kenya is also missing especially due to the recent protests.

osayuwamwen:
They nor love you and still yet they feed and carter for you, even when you fall sick they nor leave you to die, till yr you become adult who paid for your school fees from kg to university, all this children when nor know watin be life when you start having children you will understand life better

It’s cater not carter. There’s more to life than just things. You could be a sad millionaire. Money is not everything.

Emmacolinho:
I have never felt the presence of my father in my life up to now. Bro abandoned me and my mother for 8yrs when I was a kid, I still out of compassion send him money sometimes but the one that broke me most was that I was in prison for over a month and bro didn't even call or check up on me even after I came out on bail he never reached out to me and I am his only son we've not spoken for almost a year now

Why do you send money to one who doesn’t give a damn whether you are alive or dead? I’d cut off some people and not feel a pinch. It’s called loving from a distance. What you have with him is a transactional relationship and nothing else. You only matter because of the money you give him.

Xso666:
Hello nairalanders, I am new to this forum and I was introduced by a friend of mine to this forum to seek advice on how to go about my marital issue.

Here is the problem, I married my wife a virgin and as at that time she was almost done with schooling as I met her when I went to stay with a friend around her school area. So we connected and then I told her I had interest in her and I would like for us to be in a relationship so she agreed and we started dating.

Fast forward to 2024 she was done with school so I went to pay her bride price and then brought her over to Lagos where I stay and then we started living together as husband and wife.

Everything has been moving fine after I disvirgined my wife and I felt like I was the luckiest man on earth and I feel like I already made it in life because I believe as a man if you get a good wife then you have solved 80% of your problem the remaining 20% will be making money to sustain the family.

So of lately I notice my virgin wife became so addicted to sex that she barely can’t go a day without sex and I am ready to give it to her any day any time.

So I traveled for work sometimes around feb 2025 and I stayed 2 weeks over there so when I came back I decided to take a stroll with my wife to get something down the street so I noticed as I was getting something she greeted a guy that sells female stuffs in my street so immediately I turned to talk to her she quickly discharged the guy and then they both acted like they were not talking together well I was unbothered because I mean the guy is just a trader doing his business and maybe she bought something from him and so I suspected nothing. Not until I noticed my wife likes going out to get things and she would spend time outside and this is something she doesn’t like doing before so I thought she is getting used to the Lagos life and so she is enjoying herself now and comfortable now in Lagos. I never had any insecurities whatsoever because I don’t believe she could have anything to do with any man since I married her a virgin although I know she has high sexual drive but I still think she can’t do no such thing.

Fast forward to sometimes around June I traveled again but this time somewhere close to where I live so I told her I would be spending a week or more and so I left to work getting there we lodged and waiting for update as regards to why we are here so on the 3rd day the contractor called and said we should all go and come back that the job has been rescheduled till the next month so I decided to go back home that same day since it was not far from where I stay so I tried reaching out to my wife’s number but she wasn’t reachable so I thought her phone was off, so I boarded a bus home to relax and break the news to her only to find my house locked and my wife wasn’t home and her phone was not going through so I managed to open the door using my spare key and then went inside and took my shower then I went to the kitchen but there was no food to eat so I decided to prepare something for us to eat in the house. I tried reaching my wife again and still not reachable and it was getting late already so I was worried and was curious to know what happened to her because she’s not so conversant with areas in Lagos. So I decided to pray and take some wine while I wait to think of my next action.

Suddenly she messaged me and told me she has not been able to charge her phone and there have not been light in the house, so I asked her where she was and she told me she was in the house and then I told her to come on video call I want to show her something I got for her but she told me the ba3 will die that she managed to use this to call me so I know she’s fine well I told her there was no problem and she should do her to make sure the battery don’t die so we can communicate tonight. So I went outside the compound only for me to find my wife coming back that night with this guy that sells female stuffs down the street and she was so shocked to see me at home she shouted immediately saw me and the guy just disappeared from no where.

Till now I don’t just know what to do because I married this woman a virgin but she has turned something else and I don’t know if to tell her parents or handle this like a man within us here although she told me she didn’t do anything with him that he tried to have her but she didn’t but how do I believe that please guys help me move this to front page so I get more suggestions as I am really confused.

If you can afford, install a secret WiFi controlled camera. You’ll be able to access it from anywhere & see what’s going on at your home. For now, it’s her word vs yours. Why did the guy run? Why did she lie that she was home when she wasn’t? Sounds suspicious, but camera will give you all the evidence you need.

Infolenka:
A Nigerian plastic surgeon transformed this seemingly unattractive woman into a pretty young lady through a process she called facial rejuvenation.

This is probably the best facial surgery I've seen done on a black woman.

What do you think?

Looks like rhinoplasty, blepharoplasty and lip enhancement. I could be wrong. If one can afford plastic surgery without looking botched, go for it. Her eyes look “awake”. I personally don’t care from thick lips, but overall she looks good. I like that it looks natural & not like some Barbie doll.

omoredia:
Wear her a burqa next time. That will help cos it is clear he is those extremist

”wear her” is grammatically incorrect. You probably meant to say that next time he should have her wear a burqa.

Nigerians, what is this nonsense? The two of them are consenting adults. Why are they being beaten? Their spouses would have gone to seek divorce in a court of law & not beating & stripping them. What have clothes got to do with it? Very archaic behavior.

shadrach77:
Lie! Doesn't he or any of the guests have a smart phone?

So you don’t know that some couples restrict their guests from taking pictures? That’s what happened at my cousin’s wedding. The Reverend even announced in church that only the official photographers were allowed to take photos.

abobote:
You will think court marriage is cheaper and more peaceful, till you become rich and your wife starts her madness

My wife wants us to do only court wedding, but that bride price I paid is ok for me and I'm not doing anything further

If I were your wife, I’d not trust you. The government only recognizes certificates. That’s why so many widows are chased by in-laws & their properties taken from them after the death of their husbands. If you cannot protect your wife legally, then that marriage is all empty talk.

pastie:
Always have a backup. That's the normmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yes, that’s the way to go. Anything can happen. It’s good to pay for a package with two photographers & videographers.