₦airaland Forum

GMB stop counting yr chicks before they get hatched. Who told you,you will rule this nation again biko?

Abeg oga jona,its high time you start commissioning Apache helicopters to start chasing those boko boys than warship that operates on the sea,abi na for the creek boyz incase of incasity

eighTHREAD:
When he sheds tears in public while women console him by petting him all because of You.

Cry kè.
God forbid when the beatiful ones are yet to be deliverd.

Congrats. Name forwarded to the national award committee for 2015 in abuja.

Good riddance to an oversmelling thrash.He wont be accepted in apc b/c he would start seeking to b its leader,hence causing commotion.
Its now time for the $16billion dollar nepa scam file to be dusted against this lunatic.

Cc:EFCC
Cc:ICPC
Cc:Buhari.
Cc:bokoharam.

May Djdola's soul rest in perfect peace with the Lord.May God grant us with his immediate family the fortitude to bear this loss!

pls commit suicide so that he can live happily ever after....

Enegod:
Pastors deceiving people since 1906

End time pastors,we have been fortold of their coming.

andiroid tekino anyday!..
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nativedoctor:
Got this off twitter.
The nitwit burnt his pvc after he heard that elections have been rescheduled.

mumu abokï from chad. E don burn his pvc,na to carry petrol burn pple after GEJ matchBuhari march 28....

Aprime:
They should extort a hefty ransom before setting the old man free. Alive.

see this kidnapper on rampage. u better release the old man b4 your entire household gets same treatment.

Lol!
professional service ke,professional s3x ni.
Na for italy you go learn to be pro??

why she no kuku pose nãkéd

GboyegaD:
I thought the 2014/2015 academic session is still ongoing.

shebi una ASUU went for 1 year strike.

And so what?
oya mod upload osibanjo's mother picture too.
#team_no_partisanship

what do you expect from an aspirant who used millions of dollars to campaign and lobby for apc ticket and at the wasnt favored.
No permanent friends/enemies in politics...
welcome back to the umbrerra!

kai INEC your list is not complete. you omitted the labour party guber candidate of plateau state,Ambassador Bagudu hirse.He has no running mate!

MarieSucre:
Pls they're dead, lets preserve their dignity. Let them be covered up.

Cover that your own for dp first true-true,u wey still dey alive!

Hajia walahi tell general to froduce safiticate first ooo!

Kaduna (NDR) - This certificate scandal of Maj-Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari has really opened the eyes of
many. Initially, some of us in the north thought that
Goodluck Jonathan in his desperate move to rema in
in power beyond 2015 wants to use this certificate
issue to shut out our champion, Buhari.
But from every indication, the opposite is the case.
It's an understatement to say that I'm ashamed of
being a Muslim and be supporting Buhari. Islam is
not about lies and evil. Islam is a true religion based
on peace and unity.
For over a month, Buhari is yet to provide his
certificate and remove the shame he has painted on
us, his diehard supporters. I mean, how difficult is it
for Buhari to instruct WAEC to send a copy of his
certificate to INEC, not to Premium Times? Is this so
difficult? He doesn't need to travel to do this. The
time he used in Press Conference is the same
opportunity he would tell WAEC to kindly send his
certificate to INEC. By so doing, the whole world
would know that he is truly a man of integrity and
incorruptible.
Organizing a Press Conference with the aim to
release a shabbily prepared Statement of Result is
not ideal, especially when the CERTIFICATE is there
with WAEC. Or is the Statement of Result more
valuable than the CERTIFICATE?
For 2 days now, I have thought about everything I
held Buhari at high esteemed thinking that he was
being victimized by the lucifers in PDP, but I was
wrong. I have come to a solid conclusion that he has
been lying to us, his ardent supporters. I am
ashamed to say this, but I must say it. I must
describe Buhari in 6 words:
1. FRAUD - he entered the army without any
certificate but rose to the rank of Maj-General taking
salaries and pensions which he didn't merit.
2. COUPIST - he was the arrowhead in ousting Gowon
in 1976 as well as Shagari in 1983.
3. LOOTER - I now believe the $2 billion in midland
bank Fela sang about.
4. BIGOT - He jailed politicians that are not from his
ethnic group or how could one explain why Shagari
wasn't jailed but Ekwueme was. He feels so proud
that he executed 76% of PTF projects in the north,
neglecting even our Muslim brothers and sisters in
the Southwest.
5. LIAR - He maintains that Abacha didn't steal just
because he followed Abacha and looted Nigeria dry.
He claims to have N1m in his bank account, yet his
children are in the UK schooling where millions of
naira are paid as Tuition fees.
6. FORGER - this one is causing me depression. I
can't believe that Buhari has no single certificate,
instead of him to open up, he went and forged one.
We have no option than to stick with Jonathan till
2019. Buhari has messed us up walahi!

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How about a few of NTA's:
Eugenia Abu.
Elizabeth Banu.
Laure Bala Hassan.
That Olagunju who came from ait?

boss1310:
not MEE she was a publisher,i have just been notified of her name.jumobi adegbesan

It was MEE the publisher,the lady said in the 90's. Jumobi married RMD years after the death of MEE!
... RMD also had a stint with Concord Newspaper as a
reporter after which he got married to a foremost
journalist and publisher, late MEE Mofe – Damijo
who founded Classique Magazine . The amazing
career woman, amiable talk-show host, mother and
philanthropist, MEE (May Ellen Ezekiel) died on
Saturday, March 23, 1996...

boss1310:
you mean the current sexiest tv personalities?
if so you may be right but if you are talking about the sexiest ever no woman had men drooling like the lady that worked for AIT's lunch show in the late 90's.she married Richard Mofe Damijo i have forgotten her name though.that lady is beautiful and most people who watched her show have no interest in the show but her

You must be refering to the late gorgeous MEE,May Ellen Ezekiel of blessed memory!

OrlandoOwoh:
Wedding is a social gathering while campaign is a political gathering. Get that.

Mumu in naija even at burial ceremonies,political strategies are being discussed.
You are truly a naija political neophyte!

Does she now have automatic braking system (abs) on her shoes!!®

Does she now have automatic braking system (abs) on her shoes!

No be the lost son wey dey luk for Jona be dis?

The Blues for L-I-F-E!
To haters

Vicotex:
Na dat white man be the 9ja army?

Dont mind those yeye foreign journalist with dia naija counterparts in bbc,voa,rfi etc etc.
they would just get one or more BH who are already in possesion of military regalia who are dia relatives,bribe them and grant them an interview.
Remember what happened to jeff koinange of d cnn,he was fired for a collabo with d niger delta militants.
stewpid jpurnalist na ISIS fit una!@®

iyobs7:
Nigerian army and their stupi.d.ity, files like these are meant to be classified... Mstcheeww lubbish

You be mumu i swear!
When guys like you are accusing the military of not doing their work.
Oya go and classify Amnesty Int'l satellite image of Baga and Doro Baga towns that were raided by BH.

Mrs.Osinbajo is praying first before commencement of any activity.