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God bless lagos state. how i wish such policies can be replicated in other states of d federation

optimumprimus:
all flights from west africa should have been banned from entering the USA and other uninfected nations. fvck off ! you demon!!
does living in camden,toledo,detroit ,west philadelphia,new orleans etc. make a person pan african or afrocentric?

IF ONLY YOU WERE NEVER RESCUED WITH OTHER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BY THE ITALIANS AT LAMPADUSA,YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN LONG FORGOTTEN BY ONE OF THE BOMBS SET BY BOKOHARAM IN NAIJA.
oløshi!®

Oga obama how market? upon say the zmapp drugs you saved for the americans no fit save one of your own this time around.You could have administered the Nigerian pesticide or salt on your citizen nah!
Mumu black pesido!

You never see these churches in the remotest villages winning souls and empowering them thereafter,only in the cities.
nawaooo!

The first and the last day i took my spouse to teach her how to drive,i ended up gicing.her a dirty slap,collected the car and drove home.
Dont know how she got home that day because it was a hell of a distance(17km) from our residence.
She can now drive,but it was somebody else tbat taught her.

sexzskil: I am sorry for this off topic post but lets
get our fact straight, NIGERIAN
GOVERNMENT ISN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
CONTAINMENT OF EBOLA VIRUS. AN
AMERICAN DID AND SO ALL GLORY SHOULD
BE ASCRIBED TO HIM. I'LL POST THIS ON
EVERY THREAD IN NAIRALAND TILL THE
TRUTH IS ASSIMILATED.
“Dr. David Brett-Mayor of the World
Health Organization saw and
conquered Ebola. He single handedly
started the Ebola isolation ward
having cleared and cleaned the room.
He admitted and cared for the patients
before any Nigerian doctor joined him''.
The above was a recent quote from
Fashola. An American From WHO first
showed the zeal of helping Nigeria
conquered ebola before the useless
Nigerian doctors gave in! Why give
Nigerian government the glory that
rightly belong to the gloriou United States
?
WITHOUT AMERICA, THE WORLD IS
DOOMED TO ABSOLUTE EXTINCTION!
MAY AMERICA RULE OVER THE UNIVERSE
AND GOD FOR ALL ETERNITY(AMEN)!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/1929463/
jonathan-pdp-cant-claim-credit

MUMU! your type would never see anything good from Nigeria.
You better hurry up with your yeye post to CNN and other world class media outfits.
Dont forget,The Newyork times newspaper have showered accolades to Nigerian govt over the EVD stuff so park well!

Mumu,what took you long to comr out immediately when it was announced you are dead?
Where you out of megabytes to upload on youtube.?
Idiot ,we are moving forward any cloned SheCow will still be squashed by our security operatives

How can i know him when he comes to the local government secretariat only once in a month when the grants comes

It is a measure of success if both couple can tolerate/love each other till death do they part not like the weddings of Ini Edo èt al

Tuwo and miyan kuka is mine.

General Yakubu Gowon!

Good news.
For those that have paid,a bill shall be passed for a refund may be after 2015 elections.

May God release more confusions to the janjaweedians camp!
I just wake up to piss ooo,back to sleep.See you later!!

leofab: Mine was the worst. I reside at Enugu but came to Lagos to preparing my traveling documents Nd I do not have any relative at Lagos so I had to lodge in a hotel around Alimosho axis, after everything at the immigration office and high commission office I it took me 3 days and I scheduled to leave by Saturday with the last 6k on my account. On getting to first bank at Idimu the Automatic Teller Machine gently swallowed my card and smiled, luckily but unluckily for me the bank was opened that Saturdays for wire transfer transactions and I stepped in there to report but they said I should come back by Monday, I tried to explain but all to no avail. No money to renew my accommodation notc even a decent feeding. I feel like dying and has to end up with the spending the night in one of the bank officials house and the next say being sunday he have me 10k for screw.ing me and I travelled back home without coming for the card again.

10k?
was it a TDB arrangement

leofab: Mine was the worst. I reside at Enugu but came to Lagos to preparing my traveling documents Nd I do not have any relative at Lagos so I had to lodge in a hotel around Alimosho axis, after everything at the immigration office and high commission office I it took me 3 days and I scheduled to leave by Saturday with the last 6k on my account. On getting to first bank at Idimu the Automatic Teller Machine gently swallowed my card and smiled, luckily but unluckily for me the bank was opened that Saturdays for wire transfer transactions and I stepped in there to report but they said I should come back by Monday, I tried to explain but all to no avail. No money to renew my accommodation notc even a decent feeding. I feel like dying and has to end up with the spending the night in one of the bank officials house and the next say being sunday he have me 10k for screw.ing me and I travelled back home without coming for the card again.

10k?
was it a TDB arrangement

Unfortunately none!
Reason: i am a M.O.G!

Anyone in the house to help me with UBA's customercare online contact.
Mine was a 20k debit on their machine which didnt dispense since April after filling dispense error forms 4times in FBN to no avail.

Let me marry her so that together we drop some cyanide bomb in sambissa forest.
May Allah be with as you continue bombing those morafvkers ISIS.

When is he going to pay the civil servants their 3months salary arrears?
May be all civil servants would be invited to eat at the new govt house with the new gold plated cutleries afterwhich they will be handed a cheque for 3months salary each .

datguru: Bastar*d son of a thousand fathers. Wasted sperm.

Bastar*d son of a thousand fathers. Wasted
SPERMS!!

datguru: Bastar*d son of a thousand fathers. Wasted sperm.

Bastar*d son of a thousand fathers. Wasted
SPERMS!!

Genes1s: Hs
dvic: Okay
dvic: Hum
brunofarad: Finaal looting alert.
Weep for nigeria
ChynoBEATS: Nawa o
pabon: K
kingzjay: Issorite!
davelon: I made it...first time ever
Samiceman: T
Samiceman: T
datguru: O boy. See budget

mumus,make una go get d latest I-phone 6 to make it next time.

This is 3 months now and counting,the civil servants are yet to get their salaries.
Baba Jang is bent on sleeping in that new govt house before he steps down in may next year.
I now believe the former gov.now a senator who said he alone was probed for misappropriation of plateau state govt funds and said Baba Jang and his entire family would be probed for same fraud.

Mr Atiku you and madam diezani who thief pass?
Since your days in the customs to your highest political office occupied(vp) you have been milking this nation dry!

adebrave1: I heard they have been released some minutes ago. I don't know How true it is Cos I don't live in chibok neither do I live in Borno(The Home of Peace)

This Is a BC I got from NIGERIAN TIMES about the chibok Girls
BREAKING….TWO BUS LOAD OF CHIBOK GIRLS RELEASED


Two Toyota Hiace buses ferrying girls suspected to be some of the abducted girls of Chibok Government Secondary School, Borno State, just drove into  Maimalari Barracks, the headquarters of the 7th Division of the Nigerian Army in Maiduguri.

A reliable source told the Nigerian Times exclusively that the white cloured Borno Express owned buses drove straight into the barracks under heavy security guard. There has been no official confirmation of this.

Details later

BRO,BUT 2 TOYOTA HIACE BUS CAN ONLY TAKE 34 PERSONS( PLUS THOSE THAT WILL SEAT ON THE ENGINE)
IF IT WERE 2 MARCOPOLOS EHEN!
So this tory be as e get

dvee2: I thought no girl was missing?

Ask Asari Tokunbo that!!

lekkie073: great work here bro. the qsat thread as it was is rubbish. don't promote illegality . even in the UK,we still have people using dongles to circumvent 'sky' and the rest but it shouldn't be marketed like an everyday thing. information and communication are so coded that a newbie will have to run a predegree program before being granted admission
visit the famous ntcguys forum and see how d dongle ish is done. the moment that qsat thread was created, I knew that things will get chaotic.
the crux of the matter is this.....enjoy the dongle world as if u r alone in mars enjoying what people on earth don't . for the best dongle coverage visit WWW.ntcguys.com
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Chei those 72 virgins go don dey hear am now.Learnt he drank a carton of energy drink,100tablets of the blue pill before departing for the battled that finally got him killed.
Rest in pieces!

Worst culprit is MTN.They registered a callertune by force on my line and deducted #50 immediately.
Stupid enough,they said it will be renewed in 30 days time or i shd text "cancel" not to be renewed.(whuch i did asap same day)
I am just imagining how they rip-off millions of subscribers who cant read and write with such a scam!!!

Shey OBJ said this man is wanted in the U.S,yet PDP accepted him as a stakeholder

The funniest thing is that,innocent and loyal customers would be forcred to pay for the darkness they "enjoyed" by the currupt nepa officials.
#3weeks_now_in_darkness!

The funniest thing is that,innocent and loyal customers would be forcred to pay for the darkness they "enjoyed" by the most currupt nepa.
#3weeks_now_in_darkness!

The site mistakenly used a diff pic from that of the real general,hence the need to mod.showing they didnt make a good research before making their post.